So you're off to save the Princess, huh? Might want to think it over, side-scrolling platform hero. Because when you do save her, she may well be more trouble than it was worth.
At least, that's the perspective of this cautionary tale, in which our intrepid traveller gets more than he bargained for when he gets the girl.
While it may be a little overblown in its portrayal of women, you have to remember, this was the 80's, man. Times were different.