April Fools Day gags, drinking problems, Star Wars, iPhone operating system updates—we'll talk about anything in Kotaku Off Topic, because that's where off topic conversation goes.

So, Apple's having a "sneak peek" at the iPhone's new OS on April 8 and I'm reasonably excited, despite owning a plain old 3G model of the device, a good enough version that makes me not desire an iPad or the 3GS model with its fancy compass. The only thing I wish my iPhone did was make a reliable phone call, but I may have my pals at AT&T to thank for that.

Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh right, anything.