Over the next two weeks, Sony will be running two very different promotions for PlayStation Home. This week, it's Assassin's Creed II. Next week, it's turkeys. Lots and lots of turkeys.

But first, ACII! Later this week, you'll be able to dress your lifeless avatar in some equally lifeless Ezio costumes. I don't know what it is about Home's inhabitants, but they always just look so...limp. Maybe it's the lighting, makes them all look a bit like balloons, or something out of a late-90s Pixar movie.

Moving onto next week, things get a little better, as Sony fill Home's central plaza with turkeys. And you have to catch them. It's like catching chickens in Zelda, then, only with multiplayer dry-humping thrown in as a bonus.