No, says the man in Seattle. It belongs to PAX. Labor Day might be the working person's holiday, but persons such as Fahey, Totilo and Adam will be working there this weekend.

Otherwise, we'll be having an abbreviated holiday weekend. Here's your programming guide. My posts will run every two hours beginning with this one. Approval Ratings, Talk Amongst Yourselves and the Top 5 List will return next week. All other features will proceed at their normal times except Sunday Comics, which will run at 8 a.m. instead of its usual 9 a.m. slot.

Got all that? Good, here is the week in original reporting and writing on Kotaku:

Kotaku's PAX Coverage

Kotaku Talk Radio

Top Stories
Police Swarm To Bungie On Weapons Call During Kotaku Visit
Microsoft Starts Banning ODST Pirates, Not Players
Hot Coffee Suit Pointed to Take-Two Duplicity Born of Financial Turmoil
The Many Lawsuits of Take-Two
Borderlands Impressions From Texas

Previews, Reviews, Hands-On and Impressions
Earth Eternal Impressions: Dispelling Furry Worries
NBA 10: The Inside Impressions: It Gets Weirder
Beaterator Impressions: Can Rockstar Make You A Music Star?
GTA: Chinatown Wars PSP Impressions: Minus The Stylus Strain
Dreamkiller Preview: What Dreams May Die
Fighting Fantasy Follow-Up Preview: Fear My Stylus
Order Of War Preview: Almost Everything Is In Order
Red Faction: Guerrilla PC Preview: PC Gamers Get Best Version (If Their Rigs Can Handle It)
Champions Online: A Tale Of Four Heroes

The Spectacular, Halo-Filled Bungie Studios Lobby
Krazy Kart Racing Hits iPhone With Issues
Sony Thanks Its Customers With PSN Ads
The Ten Most Avidly-Played Wii Games In America (As Of September 1)
Ex-Splatterhouse Developer BottleRocket Closes Its Doors
Samurai Warriors Unsheathes Wii Classic Controller
Asking Publishers About Other PS2-To-Blu-Ray Releases
Wii Internet Channel Is Free, Free, Free [UPDATE]
How Hard Will It Be To Get A PS3 Slim In Japan At Launch?
What Square Enix Games Are Playable At Tokyo Game Show?
The King of Fighters XII Patched Up For PS3
Wii Fit Plus Will Be Out On October 4
Two New DSi Colors For America
America Gets Black Wii Controller, New Bundle, No Console
A Snapshot Of The World's PC Gaming Rigs
PS3 Firmware 3.0 Is Live
Tim Langdell Resigns from IGDA Board [Updated]
First DSi-only Games Hit Stores This Fall With Distinct Look
Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Silent Hill: Konami Talks Games
Red, Blue DualShock 3 Pads Already Available

The People That Play One Game For 200-300 Hours A Year
Terms That Are, and Are Not, in NHL 2K10

Hindsight: What Godfather II Did Better Than GTA
Stick Jockey: The Art of Calling an Unseen Game

Disney and Marvel
The Disney Marvel Team-Ups We'd Like To See
Disney Will Reexamine Marvel Video Game Deals As They Expire

Approval Ratings
Approval Ratings: Readers Like the RPG, but Hold the MMO

All Of Borderlands, On One Wall
Lost: One Giant PSP [UPDATE]
Crysis 2's Nanosuit 2: Up Close and Personal