To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: The American Toilet Is Very American

Today was Trish's birthday. I suspect I enjoy it more than she does because it gives me a chance to pamper her. Yesterday we went to a nice Italian restaurant with her parents. This morning I paid for a trip to a spa for her and her mother and tonight we go pig out on ice cream.

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