To: Mike
From: Luke
Re: Where In Greater Los Angeles Is Brian Crecente?

Thanks, Mike. Woke up this morning intending to do a full day's work, not mash my F5 key into dust.

Anyway, here's what you missed while scouring the city looking for stray Crecentes in fetching red fedoras:

I'M A MULLET! I'M A MULLET! SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK! I'M A MULLET!
BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY WINDMILLS
I MADE YOU A BUTT BUT I SEXED UP IT
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB SNAKE
THIS IS A RETARDED IRISHMAN. IT IS MADE OF HOVERCRAFTS AND BUTTS
THANK YOU, STAR WARS. BUT OUR DICTIONARY IS IN ANOTHER MONG

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