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Age Of Conan - My New Best Friend

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I've spent a lot of time on Age of Conan this weekend, mainly because I am quitting smoking (4 days now) and it gives me something else to obsess over. I've met many new friends, though none of them are quite as cool as this guy here, who I met while exploring the Stygian desert landscapes.

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What I like best about him is his no-nonsense approach to his work. He isn't a male poultry facilitator, or a rooster entitlement manager. He's the Cock Handler, and by gum he's proud of it.

I just wish that he could come with me on my adventure instead of being stuck in one place all the time, but he's happy there, and I'm happy out there killing hyenas. It's the natural order of things.

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I'll never forget you, Cock Handler. You taught me so much.

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Mike Fahey

@MrToblerone: Right now I am playing my Bear Shaman Caliban on Gwalhar or whatever.

@drunkentyger: So far the main problem, aside from some shakes and a lot of irritability, is finding things to do when I am not smoking. So used to just kicking back at the computer and lighting up. It's been some 20 years of this. Scary.