Have you seen the Wii Speak microphone in action? I haven't. So let's watch, as this sweet, innocent Japanese teenager "meets up" with a friend in Animal Crossing and "does stuff". Can't understand much, but it's clear they both recognise a lobster when they see one, one of them is very insistent they eat chicken for dinner, and they both find the whole experience overwhelmingly cute. If there were a hell for Xbox Live users, surely this would be it.
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I don't know what's worse. 11 year olds cursing into my ear and claiming shit is "gangster" (def: 'stuff that is so cool, my mom would be pissed if she knew i was doing it') for hours, or having to use this for hours on all of two games ever.