What. The. Hell. File this under "NOT NEWS" and "SERIOUS TRAVESTY". A reader over at game site UK:R writes:
Whilst browsing through a tiny shop in central Beijing last month, I decided to get a new toothbrush. A quick glance around and this horrendous artefact jumped out and prompted a photograph from yours truly. Notice the wispy white beard, the long tail and disgusting bulge at the back of his head.
Close up after the jump.