QWOP Is One Of Life's Hardest Activities

The guy in this video curses a lot. Can you blame him? He's trying to play QWOP, one of the worst video games I've ever played.


This game made the guy playing it exclaim in the clip: "You've got to be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant."(Warning: Lots of Not Safe For Work language in the clip.) Good thing YouTube makes watching people struggle at video games so entertaining.

Is QWOP, which first tortured us in 2008, tough?

Well, you could watch a 2009 "speed run" to see how to do it right.

Or you could try playing it yourself. My record is 2.7 meters.

The Most Difficult Game Ever Created Gameplay and Commentary [YouTube]


Ha. I got him to the finish line in the lamest way possible: first I had him do the splits, then held W and P while tapping Q to keep his left foot elevated. He even managed to clear the hurdle that way, eventually, but I imagine his knee got pretty scraped up dragging along the ground for 100 meters...