If you're just catching up with this whole Duke Nukem Forever thing, this brand new video of Gearbox Software and 3D Realms' game in action sums up this puerile first-person shooter beautifully. It's all here: pig-faced aliens, catchphrases, monster trucks, first-person urinating, schoolgirls making out, blood, gore, and—of course—strippers.
Strippers baring all, with full-on nudity that could get you fired, dear reader, so consider this video very much not safe for work. Our new look at Duke Nukem Forever even includes era appropriate music, Lo Fidelity Allstars and Pigeonhed's "Battle Flag," a late '90s mood-setter released right around the time this Duke Nukem game was originally supposed to come out.
Look, if this can't get you excited about Duke Nukem Forever, we really don't know what will.
Duke Nukem Forever comes to the PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 on June 10 internationally, June 14 in North America.