Xbox Live Takes Down Fez's Game-Breaking Patch

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No sooner than they released a patch for Fez, the game's creators discovered a game-breaking filesave corruption and warned everyone not to accept the title update. Microsoft has now taken the step of removing the patch altogether, meaning people who didn't get the memo about the patch won't find their game bricked by it.

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Polytron, in an update on its blog, said it is working to deliver a fix as soon as possible— "Like, in less than two months." They're being facetious. I hope.

Update Was Live [Polytron]

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Its an article about Fez! I'm going to show you how to make the perfect comment for an article about Fez, because Phil Fish is a BIG FAT SMELLY DICK WHO SAID ALL JAPANESE GAMES SUCK. Now of course that's not what he said but who cares. HE'S A DICK.

#1. First you insult Phil Fish! This can be an simple 'hipster dev sucks' comment, or maybe you could go a bit more complex and claim he's a racist! Also claim you're never buying his game, then ask when its coming out on PSN/Steam.

#2. Then you insult Polytron and claim they can't make games! Now this is important to note, Phil Fish is not the only member of Polytron, but that doesn't matter! So claim they can't make games and they ALL suck.

#3. Now this is the MOST important part. You claim that ALL Japanese developed games are way more awesome than Fez and there hasn't been one modern Japanese franchise that hasn't gotten worse this generation. ALSO: Throw in some insults against Western games in general, something along the lines of 'ALL WESTERN GAEMS ARE BROWN, FPS WITH BALD HEADED SPACE MARINES'.

Follow these rules and you are well on your way to making a great comment on a Fez article!