I Think We All Know the Punchline to This Portal Picture

Reddit user Pheadlessg is to be married on Saturday. His fiancée allowed him one video game-themed gesture at the wedding reception, so he chose to dress these Portal turret figures from ThinkGeek in a bridal veil, hat and bow-tie and use them as cake toppers. Assuming they actually intend to serve one ...

I'm getting married in six days. Finally got round to making our cake toppers. [Reddit]