If you are bored with your current follower in Skyrim, you can always add the absolutely ridiculous Mr. Unicorn The Cyborg Gentleman Fish. He is a fish (and not a crab) with a top hat put onto mechanical legs.
Okay. My brain is absolutely not exploding right now. No need to explain it lorewise, really, but Senor Pato, the modder tries to:
And for the top hat, well I just really felt like adding a top hat.
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