Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again - Kotaku Comments

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Xeneizes — Sat, 10 May 2008 10:08:34 MDT

This one was pretty good.

Glad to see he's doing what he's doing. It's funny stuff.

Xeneizes

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

matrixcaptain84 — Sat, 10 May 2008 08:53:42 MDT

The church shove was amazing.

New GTA IV slogan, "Chocolate guns, melts in your mouth, not in your hand"

matrixcaptain84

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

balaamsafe — Sat, 10 May 2008 08:04:20 MDT

didn't like the first
this one was cool
"i love my wife"- best line

balaamsafe

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

v12qborony — Sat, 10 May 2008 06:01:52 MDT

hi - larious

v12qborony

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

GhostWhoWalks — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:29:58 MDT

Think I like this one better than the first. XD

GhostWhoWalks

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HotFootMcCook — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:39:22 MDT

@Shocky:
Yes. I can't wait either.

Brilliant of the guys at Conan, props to them.

HotFootMcCook

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Tei — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:09:42 MDT

@kamra: See more machinima, then, you haven't see enough. Start with the classics: Blahbalicious, The WoW/Southpark episode, etc.

Tei

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

n99y99r99 — Sat, 10 May 2008 00:05:42 MDT

I think that this one is the worst one...just not as funny as any of the others.

n99y99r99

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Zero_Beat — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:31:38 MDT

Overall, not as good as the other two, but the gun of chocolate is the best portion of any of these ever.

Also, as long as this gets them the ratings, I say go ahead and do it.

Zero_Beat

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

dtom2444 — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:06:22 MDT

this is gonna sound dumb but how do you see the vid? isnt it supposed to pop up? cuz i dont c it. dam you kotaku for not embedding links!

dtom2444

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

kingofrain — Fri, 09 May 2008 23:05:05 MDT

I can't stop laughing at the last part! Every couple of seconds, I juts start breaking out into laughter. My girlfriend's gonna think I'm insane. Then I'll just show her this and she'll understand.

kingofrain

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Bicro — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:53:44 MDT

Comedy GOLD!

Bicro

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:22:16 MDT

LOL, nice ones too!

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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artofwar420 — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:15:29 MDT

That chocolate part was hilarious.

artofwar420

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nypad5 — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:02:00 MDT

ROFLMAO "NO THANK YOU. I LOVE MY WIFE"

nypad5

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string_theory — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:53:04 MDT

LOL

string_theory

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kamra — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:44:09 MDT

Conan does machinima once and its already funnier than any other of that shit I've ever seen.

kamra

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Yuki — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:30:07 MDT

Seriously, did they get Tay Zonday to write that song?

Yuki

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zakky venom — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:07:44 MDT

OHHHHHH ive got a gun made of choclate! and i cant wait to melt it in your mouth!

zakky venom

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Mikey G — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:58:05 MDT

"Hey Patrick, whats the deal you weren't in church on Sunday" *shove*

Mikey G

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Ignorance's Enemy — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:56:57 MDT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. I was not expecting to laugh so as I just did.
*Waterboy Voice*
Wow, now thats what I call some good quality GTA. And my mama said, my mama, ma mama, my my mama said prostitutes are thee devil.

/End Waterboy

Chocolate = Good meltyness in my mouth any day =]

Ignorance's Enemy

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

The Red Comet — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:11:27 MDT

Wow, this was great! Especially the driving one. I have a van similar to that, only white, and it was hell learning to drive. I never crashed though, thankfully :)

The Red Comet

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Candlejack — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:47:27 MDT

I really laughed, I love this stuff. They should mock this game moar. Uhh, more.

Candlejack

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

art_zombie — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:38:52 MDT

@Payne_IV: They aren't the usual sort of ridiculous over the top humor you find on the internet. Obviously this was catering to the Late Night show crowd (of which not all are video game players). I think the humor is less outright lol and more subtle comedy you come to expect from basic network TV.

btw, I am totally gonna start yelling that chocolate gun part as I play in the same way I yell "You smell like cat peeeeeee" when battling mud crabs in Oblivion.

art_zombie

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feitclub — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:36:13 MDT

I liked this one more than the earlier ones, particularly that last sing-song bit. Using a "gay" voice was unnecessary though when looking at the jeans.

feitclub

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:33:36 MDT

@Shocky: That one is Pure gold.

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Kinketsu — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:32:05 MDT

Some of these were funnier than the earlier ones, yeah. "No thanks, I love my wife" and "Why weren't you in church on Sunday?!"

Kinketsu

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Nick Kostalas — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:31:53 MDT

i wish the terrorists who killed my brother in afghanistan HAD HAD GUNS MADE OF CHOCOLATE

Nick Kostalas

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Evil Tortie's Mom — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:23:03 MDT

Check out Craig Ferguson's monologue from last night (cbs.com, go to Late Late Show and click on May 8).

He had a nice rant against the congress-critters who want to ban GTA. Pretty much what we all say here, that "it's nice to see they've solved the war, the economy, real crime, etc. etc. so they have time to worry about FAKE violence inside a video game".

I wanted to show it to every politician and pressure group in the world.

Evil Tortie's Mom

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

KaneRobot — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:23:02 MDT

This was better than the first. "No thanks, I love my wife."

Church-push ruled.

KaneRobot

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

GreasyPirate — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:19:09 MDT

Somehow these aren't really funny.

GreasyPirate

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Foos4Life914 — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:12:18 MDT

lol

Foos4Life914

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josh51 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:56:37 MDT

Definitely the best one yet, according to the girlfriendometer

josh51

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Shiryu — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:53:05 MDT

Oh my God, hilarious. xD

Shiryu

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Al Bino — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:49:59 MDT

Funny! Again! MOAR!! ^^

Al Bino

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EnigmaNemesis — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:49:19 MDT

@Vidril:

LOL!!!

Cuba one was hilarious too!

EnigmaNemesis

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Payne_IV — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:47:08 MDT

Is it just me or are these not that funny?

Payne_IV

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squidboy007 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:44:04 MDT

GARRETT!!! hahaha.

squidboy007

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Clarke — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:40:15 MDT

Derrick!

Clarke

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hamandcheeseUK — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:39:07 MDT

Made me laugh a bit, maybe it's more of an American thing though

hamandcheeseUK

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Northernsky — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:39:03 MDT

Oh Conan... *swoon*

Northernsky

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Mustakrakish — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:36:42 MDT

"No thankyou, I love my wife." Best line.

Mustakrakish

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JustFrozen — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:36:30 MDT

Best one so far, keep em coming!

JustFrozen

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Ashurahori — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:36:19 MDT

What is this, the third time? How many of these is he gonna make?

Ashurahori

Conan Drills Deeper Into GTA IV's Kinder, Gentler Side... Again

Rexter — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:35:25 MDT

awesome, simply awesome

Rexter

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scotty — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:34:21 MDT

I find this one better than the last one...

scotty

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Fyren — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:34:07 MDT

Yea, that was chuckle worthy.

Fyren

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Lou3000 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:33:17 MDT

This was better than the first. I've got a gun made of chocolate!

Lou3000

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Shocky — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:32:54 MDT

OHHH I'VE GOT A GUN MADE OF CHOCOOLATTE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MELT IT IN YOUR MOUTHHHHH

Shocky

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Mpalm. — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:31:55 MDT

This one was great! I liked the driving lesson hahaha

Mpalm.

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Vidril — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:28:45 MDT

DERRICK!!!!! ROFLMAO XD

Vidril

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zombieman3421 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:28:10 MDT

the chocolate gun part was hilarious

zombieman3421

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FP_slomo788 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:28:10 MDT

Good stuff lol. "No thank you, I love my wife!"

FP_slomo788

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Rabidsquirrel — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:28:03 MDT

hee hee - the last one. Man I'm gonna be singing that while playing online this weekend.

Rabidsquirrel

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cornunderscore2x — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:27:22 MDT

<3 Conan

cornunderscore2x

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Cola82 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:25:48 MDT

Can't... get... enough...

Cola82

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Absent Blue — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:23:15 MDT

Didn't see the Cuba Gooding Jr. part coming, these are still hilarious =D

Absent Blue