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kftgr — Mon, 12 May 2008 16:01:51 MDT

"i was born with a controller when i came out what does that mean?"
@hellfire6618: That you love playing with your joystick ;P

@bashcraft:
At least mini-bash knows that he wears the pants in the family...when he's not playing as the dog!

kftgr

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cheeses — Mon, 12 May 2008 01:53:00 MDT

And the scary thing is, a lot of people don't outgrow that mentality.

cheeses

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SaanZ — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:55:27 MDT

I demand that boy be born in pants and girls in dresses from now on. Genes will decide your jeans.

SaanZ

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goldwings — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:28:31 MDT

lol. Made me chuckle :)

goldwings

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2NinjasTapedTogether — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:17:19 MDT

@Lezard: You did not get nearly enough recognition for what is clearly the post of the week here. Brilliant, just brilliant!

And a great story. I can only hope my boy grows up to be so precocious. And awesome.

2NinjasTapedTogether

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klew — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:01:21 MDT

Mini-Bash is the next Karl Pilkington.

klew

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Zoobear — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:50:49 MDT

An absolute gem of a story! Thanks for the LOL Bash

Zoobear

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Giolon — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:06:08 MDT

@rawg: You don't really have to look very far or very hard to find something that's "Maximum Risky" in Japan.

Giolon

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artofwar420 — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:04:00 MDT

lolerskatez.

artofwar420

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Jshaw — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:54:50 MDT

You should teach Mini-bash that boys are born not with pants, but with full, manly beards. Beards which wrap around us and become our top layers of skin.

Jshaw

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pandafresh — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:54:13 MDT

i bet this would make a great comic that'd be a lot like Family Circus but actually funny. go figure.

pandafresh

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phor11 — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:29:41 MDT

You need to teach mini-bash that guys aren't born with pants, we're born with money. It's a girl if there's no money, but a lot of random useless trinkets instead...

7=¬þ..

phor11

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:17:48 MDT

LOL!

These past few days I'm wondering if I wasn't born with a full computer set...

Poor mom.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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cjlopez — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:52:41 MDT

Mi nephew once said

"Boys have wennies. Girls have Vaginas"

Where she get that information, I rather no now. And she's 4

cjlopez

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Kavatar — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:56 MDT

Mini-Bash HAS to have writers feeding him his lines. The stuff he says is just too perfect.

Kavatar

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Billkwando — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:56:04 MDT

@Billkwando:

Billkwando

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gcZanmato — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:44:15 MDT

Classic; you can't make this stuff up. And he seemed so sure of himself too.

gcZanmato

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KM91 — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:59:46 MDT

Ah, child logic. It never ceases to entertain me.

@Amino: As the Japanese say, Sayonara.

KM91

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ST19AG_WGreymon — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:49:45 MDT

That's cute! :D

ST19AG_WGreymon

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drlard — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:14:35 MDT

hahaha mini-bash is one hellava kid...and good to hear about the Missus

i can/can't wait to have kids....i've always loved them, but alas - just turning 24 and trying to get 2 careers started (with the woman and I trying to get things settled down a little in our lives) wouldn't be the ideal time for us....i'd like to wait, because my parents were 17 when i was born....my mom only being 17 for 3 weeks LMAO

drlard

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hellfire6618 — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:52:02 MDT

i was born with a controller when i came out what does that mean?

hellfire6618

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ly000001 — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:47:29 MDT

@Bash: Do you and Mrs. Bash want to know Micro-Bash's gender before he/she's born, or are you going to leave it as a surprise?

ly000001

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skitzogreg — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:41:23 MDT

@Robotube:

Pardon the short post, but QFT.

skitzogreg

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Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:47 MDT

I still have the pants I was born with.

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valhum — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:25 MDT

That is so cute and adorable :oD

valhum

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TheHeartless — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:31:02 MDT

lololololol...lo

TheHeartless

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Silent Predator — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:22:23 MDT

@Lezard: I see what you did there. :)

Ash, your stories are entertaining as always.

Silent Predator

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Pezdispenser — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:18:27 MDT

When I was his age I thought sperm was air-born (Damn "Look Who's Talking" Movies), so as far as I'm concerned Mini-Bash is more competent than I was/am.

@Amino:

I'd really hate to think you were just joking. The "In before Rogs" gives me the impression that you were, but the lack of a ;) leaves it pretty ambiguos.

Pezdispenser

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Shyguy — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:16:32 MDT

That is adorable and hilarious. Some of the things kid's say... ;)

Shyguy

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karasu is my homeboy — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:39 MDT

@icepick314: Lmao this made me spit out my water at work.

The darnest things, kids say.

karasu is my homeboy

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belo — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:04:53 MDT

Hilarious.

belo

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Billkwando — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:48:00 MDT

@enigma89:

Ichiban!

Saiko!

Billkwando

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Robotube — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:47:44 MDT

@Amino: "Why is this here?"

I think the real question here is: why are you here?

The awesomeness of a baby born with tiny pants on trumps gaming relevancy anyway.

Robotube

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Billkwando — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:47:15 MDT

@myspambox: Yeah babies are hard to tell for gender. That's always embarassing.

Billkwando

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enigma89 — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:46:40 MDT

@enigma89: Ah, hella typos! I meant "I don't think many men wear lipstick".

enigma89

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myspambox — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:43:45 MDT

@almarota1979: "Just goes to show you how gender is socially constructed. I bet most adults would have a hard time explaining how they could tell a baby girl from a boy if they couldn't see their sex organ or if they "miss-matched" dress styles. "

Most adults don't just have a hard time explaining what to look for, they have a hard time telling them apart. We don't dress our girl in pink very often. Multiple times daily we'd hear "Oh, what a handsome boy. What's his name?". I enjoy the the look on their faces when I tell them he's called Isabella.

myspambox

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Soriya — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:35:23 MDT

@Amino: The writers always leave notes for each other on this site. :/

Soriya

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Soriya — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:33:59 MDT

Awww... Thats sweet. :]

Soriya

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HootieMac: Section 9 Reject — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:33:54 MDT

@Interstella5555: I'm in for 3!

HootieMac: Section 9 Reject

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excel_excel — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:25:34 MDT

@Amino: Your a complete moron, this is the day/night note, its a regular feature on Kotaku

Mini-bash is the FUCKING MAN!

excel_excel

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HootieMac: Section 9 Reject — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:13:31 MDT

Happy news, Bash!! Hopefully she's home to stay this time!

The legend that is Mini-Bash grows. That kid is simply made of win.

HootieMac: Section 9 Reject

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battra92 — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:07:22 MDT

Art Linkletter would be proud if he knew.

battra92

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HELLSRIDER — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:01:34 MDT

So thats how doctors find out if you are a boy or a girl.

HELLSRIDER

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ach77 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:59:32 MDT

Has no one mentioned pantsu yet? No one? Think of the children!

ach77

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NeoAkira — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:59:32 MDT

Hahah your kid's hilarious Ashcraft.

NeoAkira

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bangbangblah — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:56:09 MDT

Guess we know who wheres the pants in the family

bangbangblah

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Naia — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:55:45 MDT

Aw, that's super cute! :)

Kids that age always come up with the cutest things.

Glad Mrs. Bash is home!

Naia

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Interstella5555 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:55:29 MDT

You really need to publish a "Best of Mini-Bash" coffee table book...maybe free with his paper DS.

Interstella5555

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enigma89 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:43:20 MDT

@AnnePackrat: Lipstick. I don't think many when where lipstick, unless they're. . . you know. . . clowns.

enigma89

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huginn — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:40:16 MDT

bash: most parents record there child's moments through Video so that when they are older, they can showcase them to there girlfriend/boyfiend.

I can only imagine the horror Mini-bash is experiencing when he's 23, not so mini, and is rereading the archives of this blog :D

huginn

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AnnePackrat — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:37:29 MDT

Don't forget the bow. Girls always have a bow, how else do we know who's Mrs. Pacman and who's Pacman?

AnnePackrat

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Spaceboy — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:34:57 MDT

I used to think cats were girls and dogs were boys.

Spaceboy

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Spoony Bard — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:33:01 MDT

Very nice.

But what if you were born wearing a pantsuit?

Or capris?

Then what? :)

@Amino: Buhbye.

Spoony Bard

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almarota1979 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:32:06 MDT

Just goes to show you how gender is socially constructed. I bet most adults would have a hard time explaining how they could tell a baby girl from a boy if they couldn't see their sex organ or if they "miss-matched" dress styles.

almarota1979

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kennyd1 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:31:35 MDT

This kid is HERO!

kennyd1

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Atomu — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:24:19 MDT

whew! good to know she's back home (again)! hope it's all smooth sailing from here!

Atomu

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Amino — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:23:35 MDT

Why is this here?
How is this gaming related?
In before Rogz.

Amino

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LionheartAce — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:19:39 MDT

Bash, you and you're family are awesome.

LionheartAce

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GFX-187 — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:18:32 MDT

kid logic is funny.

GFX-187

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phicaluk — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:03:54 MDT

@tehFluffz:

Yeah, or even a blog on the internet, that would be hilarious.

phicaluk

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DCSimian — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:03:27 MDT

@icepick314:

Exhibitionist?

DCSimian

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rawg — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:01:35 MDT

@JustJake: I second that. In fact, the whole Bashcraft family should have their own show. Seriously, think about it. An American living in Japan with a hot wife, adorable kids and a job that involves video games and seeking out "maximum risky" topics all over asia.

You think anyone in the 18-40 yo male demographic would be interested in a show like that? Sponsors would be all over that shit. Do it!

PS. glad to hear that Mrs. Bashcraft is back home with you and mini.

rawg

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Asmodeal — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:59:12 MDT

And the reason why the belly is so big is because of the 3 tiny chinese making the clothes after 3 months, they are eaten at 6 months, meanwhile their machines are burnt by the evil fluid lost right before birth.

Asmodeal

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Tei — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:54:28 MDT

I use to talk with my parent about astronomy: talking about black holes, the galaxy spiral shape, how long take to fly to a star in C speed.

A that age, I whas in the know the death of dinosaurs was not a asteroids, A damn asteroid has a orbit, and don't fall into planet, so was a meteoroid.

I whas exceptical about the existence of God, but I mostly think that it exist, because other people think that exist. With all my knogment about the astronomy, the existence of God whas inelegant to me.

There are tons of people that think God is real, but I think is beacause old dog's don't learn new tricks. I hope one day a therapy is invented, so old people become as smart as 4 years old childrens, and become able again to learn new tricks. If only, because this will make learning new langs really easy :D

Tei

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tehFluffz — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:53:54 MDT

Hehe, if I were you I'd start documenting all of this stuff inside a family album or something.
Your son says some very out-of-a-sitcom-character-who's-young-and-often-displays-its-misunderstanding-of-the -world stuff.

tehFluffz

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SAKY — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:53:43 MDT

@RPGr: Cosby is definatly the first thing that comes to mind.

"I'm sorry I thought the show was called 'Kid's Say the Darndest Things' not 'Old, Black, Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up'" -Stewie Griffin

SAKY

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skitzogreg — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:51:39 MDT

@RPGr:

... that was weird.

skitzogreg

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Shiryu — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:51:38 MDT

Kids Logic = Unbeatable. Don't even try to question it. Flawless stuff!

Shiryu

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RPGr — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:41:30 MDT

I think your kid will be hunted / kidnapped by Cosby if you keep posting this stuff up.

If Cosby wasn't alive, I'd swear he'd reincarnated as your son.

RPGr

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Zaos — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:38:00 MDT

@geekgrrl: Photoshop the tape to add pants?

Zaos

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Sean Bryant — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:36:28 MDT

I don't like kids but the conversations you and your family have (Mini-bash included) are amazing.

Sean Bryant

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Menolly — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:35:01 MDT

That was too cute! This really put a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing, Bash.

Menolly

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peAr_nectAr — Fri, 09 May 2008 08:34:17 MDT

@geekgrrl: Never! Never! I don't think I've ever been the same since I saw a live birth at the Health Sciences Museum in eighth grade. Though, it definitely gave me an appreciation for what women go through. Just, wait a little while, BAsh, before showing Mini-Bash anything like that. I'd even let him play GTA before I showed him something that disturbing.

peAr_nectAr