Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior - Kotaku Comments

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

eastx — Thu, 22 May 2008 11:39:03 MDT

@Tibeerius: That's a spoiler and is therefore bad.

eastx

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

Tibeerius — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:38:40 MDT

@e30b27: I cheered when he chose the wrong time to visit Elizabeta....Manny was nothing but annoying.

Tibeerius

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Polite Society — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:32:36 MDT

aw. the ad has been taken down.

@Sogarth: the forum almost makes up for it, though. hilarious.

Polite Society

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Jazhuis — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:11:29 MDT

Man, I love Brucie. Every moment with that dude is like comedy gold. Little Jacob is my main man, but Brucie is genetically different.

He's just so freaking needy. I swear, even Kiki and Carmen don't call me whining as much as he does.

Jazhuis

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artistpavel — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:11:14 MDT

@Sogarth:

thanks, those are funny replies from offended customers:)

artistpavel

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Gouki4u — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:08:13 MDT

Aw, no longer listed!

Gouki4u

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

artistpavel — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:05:09 MDT

@Beelzebozo:

but can Packie give you all those city view rides?:)

artistpavel

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Sogarth — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:11:25 MDT

Looks like this thread hasn't made it back here yet:

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Sogarth

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e30b27 — Wed, 21 May 2008 13:25:08 MDT

Only guy worse than Brucie is Manny, man that guy is annoying. Streets, man.

e30b27

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Leobebes — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:57:40 MDT

How can gamers hate Brucie, he is meant to be taken lightly. He is a satirical creation, and a funny one at that.

Leobebes

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darkroomdemons.com — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:44:40 MDT

By "Protein Shake" I would reckon he means "Semen".

darkroomdemons.com

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Beelzebozo — Wed, 21 May 2008 12:29:47 MDT

I hate Brucie. HATE HIM! I realize most of the friends in GTA are assholes, but I'd rather hang with Packie and put a bullet in Brucie's head. Waste of oxygen.

Beelzebozo

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eastx — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:18:04 MDT

@ElPadre: I reject you for being racist.

@hk458: I got you these lowercase letters: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Hopefully they will help your typing in the future. :)

eastx

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Xerxes 8933A — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:26:44 MDT

Woot! You actually used it! Glad you found it as awesome as I did, though in hindsight I probably should have added my Kotatu username to that email. But you should have mentioned the Major, as I just got it from his twitter feed.

Xerxes 8933A

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symeon6 — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:14:33 MDT

HEY! You guys found my ad!

symeon6

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blackmanfu — Wed, 21 May 2008 10:12:53 MDT

24k for a 2002 M3 coupe? that's a good ass deal

"hey, do I look like I got funny balls to you?!"

blackmanfu

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AJMarra — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:55:35 MDT

I think the deal is real, but the seller wanted to do something interesting to help sell the car.

AJMarra

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Ulquiorra Schiffer — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:39:00 MDT

Haha, Brucie is one of the funniest characters in the game. That is awesome.

Ulquiorra Schiffer

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Americo — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:31:38 MDT

@hk458: Still capitalizing every word in sentences I see.

@ElPadre: Amazing. San Andreas had black characters. Get over it.

Americo

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EL_RIEL — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:16:04 MDT

WOOO!! NO CELULITE!! WOOOO!! BABY!!

EL_RIEL

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NPlace — Wed, 21 May 2008 09:15:27 MDT

Brucie is the freaking man. He is truly genetically different.

@ElPadre: I'm curious, who besides Playboy was a "San Andreas reject"? Dwayne? Maybe Manny, or Elizabeta? Did it just piss you off that there were black people in GTA IV, since, you know, there really aren't any black people in New York?

NPlace

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Royal_Highness — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:30:12 MDT

Ice cold baby! ICE COLD!

Royal_Highness

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WTFFTW — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:23:43 MDT

Plunkett: You guys should track this freak down and get an interview. First class entertainment all the way!

WTFFTW

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NameYourCharacter — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:21:19 MDT

@waza: If anyone tried to sell that car at that price in Australia, it'd be guaranteed to either be hot or faulty.

NameYourCharacter

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wild_world_girl — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:20:37 MDT

@ElPadre: Wow, so people are STILL hating on San Andreas having black characters. Classy.

wild_world_girl

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user-RELOADING-error — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:18:39 MDT

Lol, Jedi Pimp. But yeah, the way my buddies have summed it up is this:

To understand Brucie, you need asprin.
To understand Little Jacob, you need subtitles.
To understand Real Badman, you need a fucking dictionary.

user-RELOADING-error

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robinhood10862 — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:57:27 MDT

@ optimusprym8

hey I own a BMW , we're not all pricks, just some of us, dont stereotype us all....

robinhood10862

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kingme — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:23:02 MDT

Oh he's a Jedi Pimp!!!

kingme

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theTOMSTA666 — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:16:34 MDT

Seriously, I have a friend who is just like Brucie.
The personality likeness is unbelievable.

theTOMSTA666

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

rabidkeebler — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:04:48 MDT

Brucie is my favorite character to do missions for since he is so over the top.

rabidkeebler

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imbusion — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:57:22 MDT

@Chef: Yeah... that bothers me, too.

imbusion

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waza — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:31:53 MDT

WTF Luke Plunkett
you just want to advertise your car ?

waza

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Ignatius — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:24:07 MDT

@Kcet:

I'm glad I'm not the only person who saw that.

Ignatius

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spyker3292 — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:55:11 MDT

Haha, that was great.

spyker3292

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MasterDex — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:31:45 MDT

@Kcet: Agreed, FPSDoug was definately the inspiration behind Brucie, they're so alike!

MasterDex

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Phlycheez — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:27:52 MDT

@Kcet: yeah, FPS Doug was the first thing that came into my mind when I met Brucie.

"BOOOOM, HEAD SHOT!!!"

Phlycheez

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KEELr — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:22:02 MDT

Anyone else thought Brucie sounded a hell of alot like that FPS Doug who did the "Boom Headshot" thing a couple years back?

Either way, Brucie was by far the best character in the game.

KEELr

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Wizzard — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:20:09 MDT

GENETICALLY DIFFERENT, BABY! WOO!

Wizzard

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

jerimas — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:29:34 MDT

Hilarious!

jerimas

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Eltigro — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:25:22 MDT

@optimusprym8: Reminds me of a joke...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW.

On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Eltigro

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Raikkenon — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:20:14 MDT

How man MPG do you get from 5 gallons of bull shark?

Raikkenon

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

Chef — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:12:09 MDT

Homeboy Brucie's got boobs in the pic you have up there.

Chef

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MetalGearMax — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:03:13 MDT

That car is genetically superior to other cars.

MetalGearMax

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SupaPhly — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:40:48 MDT

"I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)"

ROFL

SupaPhly

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Orionsaint — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:23:37 MDT

Anyone here with friends climb the scaffold in free mode and jump off and try to land on cars or fellow players? we put a chopper there too, hehe. That's what I love about GTA games. You can always amuse yourself for hours, but now with friends online.

Orionsaint

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Doshu — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:20:52 MDT

@GregoriusH: Yeah, Little Jacob is my favorite character atm. I can't understand half of what he says, and probably only a 10th of what Bad Man says though.

Doshu

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Kcet — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:19:30 MDT

I found brucie's character to be like fps doug in that they are both random, and have that sometimes yelling ish voice

good ol fps doug " Hi my name is doug........FUCK!" lol i love pure pwnage good stuff

Kcet

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SilentNX — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:15:28 MDT

@残心: i'm afraid i think so...i weep for the world.

SilentNX

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Pandaschreck — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:15:24 MDT

"Genetically Different Baby"

Yeah.. no shit.

Pandaschreck

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SilentNX — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:14:47 MDT

Whoever ends up buying that car will probably get calls from him all the damn time, wanting to go boating or in a heli ride...But no one mention his possibly Funny Balls.

SilentNX

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残心 — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:13:43 MDT

Wow...is this a serious listing?

残心

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julians — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:07:33 MDT

At the beginning Brucie scared me more then the Russians. Later on he was just funny.

julians

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Demaar — Wed, 21 May 2008 03:07:17 MDT

Hell, it's fucking him up downstairs too. Crazy sonova bitch...

Be genetically DIFFERENT!

Demaar

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Lukehmuse — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:54:14 MDT

Brucie is one of the worst things ever to happen to videogames. I *hate* him with a passion.

I just wish you could get Niko to shout 'SHUT UP'. ^_^

Lukehmuse

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GregoriusH — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:53:21 MDT

Little Jacob was the best. Maybe the fact that I could understand every word he spoke says something about how I spend my spare time.

Heh. ;)

GregoriusH

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hk458 — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:52:51 MDT

Scarry Thing Is That There Are People Who Are Realy Like That =[

hk458

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optimusprym8 — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:47:51 MDT

well pricks drive BMWs so it fits...

optimusprym8

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PSWii60-Fanboy — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:45:59 MDT

Brucie in the game was funny because his character was a massive send-up of those types of people.

The person posting that advert however sounds like a prick.

PSWii60-Fanboy

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

Noks415 — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:45:58 MDT

Alpha baby

Noks415

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dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:43:48 MDT

Brucie's car was a Sentinel? *scratches head*

I'd rather own the IRL version of the Turismo...

dunetiger reads kotaku, seems pleased

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Does Not Equal (ダズナット) — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:43:35 MDT

Alpha, baby -- ALPHA!

Does Not Equal (ダズナット)

Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) Superior

ElPadre — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:42:44 MDT

Brucie was an annoying fuck. Well, at least he was funny sometimes, unlike Playboy X and other SA-rejects...

ElPadre

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RagingTowers — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:42:17 MDT

Man Hug Time!

RagingTowers

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ShootoPanama — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:41:44 MDT

I didn`t get your post until I read the seller's description and comments section.

ShootoPanama

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Carnok — Wed, 21 May 2008 02:38:05 MDT

He looks like a C-cup in that picture.

Carnok