<![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend? - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend? - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Oh man just got the "all your base" reference

"What you say!"

thekoopatrooper

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> A radio station did this one a good while back. In fact, it was with the same brand of blenders. In that case, the Wii Remote didn't blend and it even jammed the blender (which cost something like 300 dollars, and had no trouble chunking up golf balls), so I assume they are using a better blender in this case.

DimensionWarped

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I used to watch these a lot more, then I kinda just phased out of it.

Now, every so often, I glance by and see one and it makes me smile.

Xeneizes

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> EVERYTHING BLENDS!!!!! except chuck Norris.

Mr.SithNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Gotta love these shows =D

mindf1ow

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> The final Will It Blend™? needs to be them feeding Tom Dickson into the blender, as I'm sure that is the manner in which he wishes his body to be disposed.

The_Foo

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I would be fucking terrified to put my hand on top of that blender while it well blends. Has the though of something shooting out the top and stabbing his hand not crossed his mind? I mean yea hazardous vapors boo friggin hooo, I'm sure he has cancer by now. But Gibbing your hand?~?!!! Then will his hand blend???? That'd be a great finally. I hope when this guy dies in 20 years, someone will blend his ashes as a tribute. That'd be rad.

Derigor

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Doomstalk: It's a way of releasing frustration.

At least he isn't blending you!

Atsumi

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> wanton destruction. cool as always.

solar_tf

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Bardock44: Yes. Chuck Norris.
I think we all could use a 'Walker, Texas Ranger' button.

+ Watch video

Tyber_Zann

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Bardock44: I Think they tried blending a crowbar once and it didnt work.

yojimbo32

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Don't breathe this!

evslin

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I fear for my strapless wii, but I love me some Tom Dickson and his hell blenders.

SkutSkut

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> "Strapless Wii's" :')

Shad0X

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: Someone had to. Might as well be you.

jesp3r

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Despite all the negative comments on this particular 'will it blend' I will say this:

The 'Will It Blend' commercials (Yes they are advertisements.) are probably the most original, funny, and creative idea for a ad since the [adult swim] text based 'bumps'. So while you may go out and complain about how they are insulting and pandering to groups of people, you should at least realize its better than than any 'Taco Bell', 'Geico' or even the somewhat enjoyable 'Price Line' commercials, and its infinitely better than 99.999% of the dumbed down, sensation dowsing phlegm that is aired on television (even most of the Super Bowl ads.)

EternalStar

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Has there ever been a one where it WOULDN'T blend?

Bardock44

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Wiil it blend?

Yes it wiil.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I wouldn't call the "sayonara" bit or bowing racist. It's the "strapless" bit that I don't get. Don't all the Wiimotes include straps, and is he really jumping on that bandwagon of "the Wiimote broke my TV?" I never use the damn straps, period.

feitclub

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> The only thing that would have made this better is blending the controllers while in-game & showing the results on-screen.

Evil Jim

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @108: nominating my own comment for comment of the week

:(

108

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @HowardC: Wow dude. Calm down. I think you're over-analyzing a video about destroying things.

Kytano-Skorpius

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Dude if I was going to buy a 500 dollar blender, that would be it solely for this video. Now I want to see them blend an original xbox controller. Those things were massive.

ConstantCupcake

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Maybe he should try blending a 360 controller and a SIXAXIS next?

Yamster

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Witzbold: My thoughts exactly!

Now that the hype is wearing off (I'm kinda tired of watching those)... they could just finish the series in grand style: Blendtech Blender. Will it blend?

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> These things have been ruined. It used to be that they just showed what it was and tried to blend it... now that they've got a bit of a budget they try to do a little "skit" whenever they blend something.

Let's first ignore the fact that all wiimote's come with strps pre-installed and you can get more for free. Besides that, it's obvious that neither of the men in that clip remotely know what a wii or wiimotes are. (Note he says we'll put both wiis in there... they aren't wiis you idiot, they are wiimotes!)

Also the sayonara comment isn't clever, isn't vaguely related to nintendo at all (it's a japaneese company, but their US division makes up the majority of their sales) and might be considered just a tad racist. A button based on a popular nintendo game would have been more clever. (Ba-bomb, Blue shell, ect..)

HowardC

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Will the Blender blend?

diablofreak

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @bigman88zz: Guitar Hero 3 controller maybe?

Laser_iCE

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Wait... If there really is a mother fucking sayonara button on a Blendtec blender... I'm buying one right now.

Balance_In_Life

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> "Sayonara"? Gong and a bow? Didn't anyone else feel a little uncomfortable when they watched this?

xhellishdemonx

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> "I am going to blend the strapless Wii's"

I wasn't aware that the console had a strap, and I sure hope this guy isn't trying to play tennis WITH the actual Wii.

FigrotiLives

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Witzbold:

Here's your answer:


+ Watch video

Babylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Well that was vaguely racist.

Babylonian

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> The ultimate question should be: Will the Blender blend?

Who's that older guy?

inn1t

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I remember the first time they did this large chunks of the Wiimote stayed intact and didn't blend very well. I guess they have a more powerful blender this time around.

Aitrus233

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> What'd you say?

BigMoose

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I've got absolutely no use for such a spendy blender, but I can't resist watching these videos.

Wolfers

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I love how crazy they went with these videos. I still remember when it was just a product demo for the blender.

Now they have a whole set behind him and he spouts off catch phrases.

I do love the internet.

egyptomix

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> This is great. Two seniors who are in tune with the humors of X generation.

I love the fact that the whole fiasco was to get a revenge for a strapless wiimote mishaps.

Fyren

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @hikergirl:

Well, now I guess I know what to do with my life savings. ^^

That, or buy a PS3 (boo, hiss, bad joke)

sariah

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> "Another TV", you know after the first one either I would of bought a more durable TV such as a CRT, which I doubt either were because the way that old guy looked I doubt he can swing it fast enough.

blkpaladin

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> i could have sworn they already did this before with the wii remote

bigman88zz

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @sariah: They make explosion-proof blenders. :D

[www.coleparmer.com]

They are a tad on the pricey side though.

hikergirl

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Doomstalk: "Don't we waste enough in this society without randomly destroying perfectly good electronics?"

Whoa, now. Let's not call the Wii or anything related to it "perfectly good".

If Nintendo hears too much of that, they won't ever give us a Wii with a hard drive, HD output, and controllers with rechargeable batteries built in.

108

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @AntiZERØ: @GordieHoweHatTrick:
there is always the option of using a chainsaw to make them fit, or we could use an ax-OH GOD WHAT I HAVE BECOME?!


(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Could he fit a whole Wii in there?

PopACapsLockInYoAss

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Can't wait to see if he'll try the Wii Balance Board somewhere down the line.

I know it won't fit, but like the Guitar Hero guitar, just pull a "Pete Townshend" on it :D.

GordieHoweHatTrick

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I don't care what fanboy camp you sleep in, that video was damn cool.

I love these videos. :D

BPMΞ

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Doomstalk: May I be the one to request a Virtual Boy? We need a bigger blender, right now!

AntiZERØ

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Doomstalk: thats the beauty about it Johny!

I ALWAYS found this videos "strangely gratifying" =D

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I demand to see them make the galaxy explode by blending a blendtech blender.

Witzbold

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> @Shteve: once the batteries are cut open, anything will blend, maybe even the plastic blender will melt and blend with it

ban_hammer

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Tom Dickson is the man =)

Hiro0015

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Yes. At this point, you don't even have to watch these to know. But they're still worth watching!

ShirtGuyDom

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Didn't they do this back when the Wii came out?

JimElNino

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I'm just waiting for the "Will it Blend" when the blender explodes. Maybe "Will it Blend: 40 pack of D Batteries".

sariah

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> Damn Uncle Floyd! Buckle up!

e30b27

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> He always looks so happy and who can blame him?

Grahamunculus

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I hate this kind of shit. Don't we waste enough in this society without randomly destroying perfectly good electronics?

Doomstalk

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> I wonder how he never wears a gas mask but stands like a foot away from the smoke? That'd scare the crap outta me.

yaoninja

]]> <![CDATA[Will The Wii Remote Blend?]]> This would look way cooler if there was batteries inside. At least the sense of danger would be more present.

Shteve

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