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Portal After Dark

freespeech — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:55:58 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis:

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CyberSkull — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:55:29 MDT

She just needs the leg springs and the look is complete.

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NealHaruhite — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:55:20 MDT

@Ra is still on the A-Team!:
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NealHaruhite — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:55:10 MDT

@ph15h needs a nu job:
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YesILikeGuys — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:59:22 MDT

wish they make a (hot) guy one

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man in gauze is king ramses II, silly. — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:27:01 MDT

Fan-modified? You mean the fish isn't part of the original picture?

Damn, and here I was going to write a lengthy post on how exactly this is art and not pron. But sans-fish, this is just real-life fanart, right?

I love you, Kotaku fish.

man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.

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seafisch — Mon, 05 May 2008 19:46:27 MDT

@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: I think I've seen the hentai you are referring to. God bless the internets...

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D Mitsuki — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:08:36 MDT

@D Mitsuki: Ok i must be smoking something if i seriously said help, put "" around that help :D

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D Mitsuki — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:08:05 MDT

@kylenalepa: Good point, I guess all the people he helps are more like his victims.

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Mike918 — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:39:23 MDT

Damn fish...

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For_the_lulz — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:43:17 MDT

She has a really big nose...

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globones — Mon, 05 May 2008 12:04:55 MDT

@ Kayeliminal Antithesis:

Scary!

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Klashe — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:40:04 MDT

New wallpaper aquired.

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Antihippy — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:09:43 MDT

THOSE HEIGHTS DO NOT MATCH AT ALL.

You can clearly see that the ass on the right is lower and does not match height-wise compared to the one on the left.

Would be much improved if they got that right.

Still nice though.

Antihippy

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wild_world_girl — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:40:44 MDT

That is nice and dirty. Really interesting ideas come to mind.

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Rubiximus — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:07:25 MDT

Call me nitpicky, but as hot as this picture is, I am upset by the fact that it seems that on the right she is standing straighter than on the left.

Yeah, I'm weird, I know...

Rubiximus

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Grive — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:59:34 MDT

@iamcool388: There is, it's Rule 34 of the Internet.

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Slatz_Grobnik — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:36:36 MDT

Aperture Science: We Do Who We Must Because We Can.

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kylenalepa — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:28:39 MDT

@D Mitsuki: Jack Thompson has friends?

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kikatok — Mon, 05 May 2008 08:06:24 MDT

Go, Galyonkin, go!

Keeps me wondering, how did this piece got here on Kotaku.

kikatok

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Cathaoir — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:59:26 MDT

@Tyber_Zann: That's nothing, too. I've seen furries and portals combined :-(

@cringer8: Same here.

Cathaoir

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Tyber_Zann — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:39:40 MDT

Bah, this is NOTHING.

I've seen fan art where Chell is lezzing herself out.

God bless the internet.

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hikergirl — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:36:22 MDT

@Luke Plunkett: You're absolutely right. You didn't call it porn. A demerit to me. :(

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Ashurahori — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:30:55 MDT

Take that, feminists interpreting Portal as a standard of non-sexualized women. =P

Ashurahori

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Project Thanatos — Mon, 05 May 2008 07:02:40 MDT

KOTAKU FISH YOU HAVE BEATEN ME AGAIN! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HADES!

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Alaron — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:56:55 MDT

Pretty cool and well done (very tasteful).

Rule 34 has been invoked.

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Antiterra — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:55:41 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis: Totally next gen, because as far as I know, hot nekkid girls aren't usually a component of glory holes...
But I could be wrong, of course, what with me not being an expert and not too eager to do field research on the subject.

Antiterra

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thaKingRocka — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:41:17 MDT

the original's pretty cool, but the portal gives it the sort of charm necessary for me to actually take notice. cheers to that "modifier".

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Go Team Venture — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:40:41 MDT

Like i keep stating to my self and everyone else around me "This is why we Russians are amazing."

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:22:14 MDT

@Kenny: follow the link and keep clicking the pcture. I will try and post it on my webpage when I get home.

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Kenny — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:58:52 MDT

Where is the source pic? Must have it!

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Black_Ops_19 — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:55:00 MDT

Wow, she has fish where the naughty parts would be. lol

Well, I like portal and I like women... so this is a great combination of the 2. :-D

Black_Ops_19

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:36:44 MDT

@Luke Plunkett: I keep the RSS feed up on the fox, and haven't seen one in awhile. Great to see we are still using it!

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:18:14 MDT

@ThatsMrOffDutyNinja: Yeah, I changed it, gotta keep the risky stuff organised

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McKack — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:17:06 MDT

Are ribs showing forbidden in wherever-this-is-from? It looks an awfully lot like it's been just painted over with a solid color.

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 05:05:03 MDT

@Luke Plunkett: Changed the tag I see! Bash is to MAXIMUM RISKY as Luke is to AFTER DARK

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:54:00 MDT

@TwoSetBonus: echochrome with Portals, I would buy a PS3 for that now.

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:52:18 MDT

@Luke Plunkett: Crap. I sent some starnge message to a Sergey Galyonkin then. GAWD >_< Oh well. He's probably thinking I am some crazy dude now. Oh well.

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enigma89 — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:47:58 MDT

So is prolonged exposure to the butt apart of this test?

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Shalashaska — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:36:48 MDT

Jeez, ego531 mentioned MC Escher, and that got me thinking about echochrome, and now echochrome with Portals... Hurts the brain to think and I need to sleep!

The picture is tastefully done and clever. I like it. It could still have been done with clothing and I would have appreciated the thought, unlike the immediate (and continuing) post-Portal release barrage of cake jokes.

Shalashaska

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KM91 — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:33:31 MDT

Wow. I never expected to see anything like this.

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Sinfjotle — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:27:00 MDT

I have a picture that tops this, except it's hentai, so take that as you will.

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will — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:06:47 MDT

Why does her shadow have such fat legs!? I smell trickery! She is a lie! That's really a gross fat person, and they are stuck in the portal!

will

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k3nji — Mon, 05 May 2008 04:03:07 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis: Ohh man, that's so messed up. You're just trying to make me drink on Monday, aren't you.

k3nji

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Ravennaz — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:56:10 MDT

Well, at least the nudity wasn't a lie

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eskimo-bob — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:52:28 MDT

... -.-; Who made this, why, how long did it take and why haven't I thought of this?

eskimo-bob

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Evil Jim — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:25:11 MDT

Why a fish?

Evil Jim

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 05 May 2008 03:20:15 MDT

@ThatsMrOffDutyNinja: Or not. The link isn't the artist, it's the just the source. Still looking for the artist, if anyone finds them, let me know!

Luke Plunkett

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:59:29 MDT

@ Everyone, just tried it again and no w404 error grab your copy while you can and send that dude a note! I told him he's a very gifted artist and it is tastefully depicting her.

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ThatGuyOverThere — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:57:30 MDT

As for portal porn... anybody have some cute twins and a modest special effects budget i can borrow for a few weeks?

ThatGuyOverThere

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:56:57 MDT

@ShaggE: & @Luke Plunkett: It is very tastefully done. Just wish I had a bigger copy for a wallpaper now. I keep checking back but same 404 error out. Nice truck N tube comment by the way ^_^

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ego531 — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:54:27 MDT

Now get a few portal guns and you could have some real M.C Escher porn. I can just smell my brain exploding on impact.

ego531

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Zyzex_Remix — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:46:29 MDT

Move those portals a little bit closer and you're in for some gooooood times.

Zyzex_Remix

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karmakid — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:41:26 MDT

clever... clever gal ^^,

karmakid

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freakout — Mon, 05 May 2008 02:20:32 MDT

Naked, but still maintaining an air of mystery - the most important attractant of all! nice.

freakout

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Spiderbait — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:48:16 MDT

Looks to me like the woman is checking herself out!

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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:37:58 MDT

@Lanhoj: why bother with blockland when you can just make your own level....

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

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Thorax — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:36:10 MDT

DAMN YOU POINTING FISH! DAMN YOU BROKEN SITE! NOW WERE WILL I GET MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED AMOUNT OF BOOBAGE! GOOGLE!?!? Oh yeah, Google.

This is pretty tastefully done, seeing as how I was expecting some sort of varient of the "go screw yourself" philosophy.

God, I think I can see a fetish forming.

Thorax

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Terance has Turrets — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:34:03 MDT

Anyone have it mirrored? <_<

Terance has Turrets

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:33:32 MDT

I've seen some NSFW-er (and grosser to my personal taste) ideas on this...

Let's just say "screw yourself" is involved...

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Wookiee1 — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:32:32 MDT

Can anyone translate the page? My acrylic is a little rusty.

Wookiee1

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ShaggE — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:30:54 MDT

@Luke Plunkett: That occured to me, too. I mean, it's obviously meant to be sexual and titillating, but it doesn't... I dunno... "feel" like porn. But then, you can't really call it "art" either, in the way that people use nudity as art.

Now I really AM confused. Be it for fapping, or be it for non-sexual admiration of the human form?

ShaggE

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wafflenz — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:27:25 MDT

Does anyone have a mirror? As some one has said, it could make quite the nice wallpaper

wafflenz

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:25:09 MDT

@hikergirl: She's not porn. Who said it was porn? Like the post says, it's surprisingly tasteful.

Luke Plunkett

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rossmills — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:21:10 MDT

She's obviously going through the "blue" portal

rossmills

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hikergirl — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:20:04 MDT

I don't even know if that's porn to me. She's not contorting herself into unnatural positions. She's just... naked and looking through the portal. :)

hikergirl

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ShaggE — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:17:38 MDT

@ThatsMrOffDutyNinja: Well, if people keep treating the internet like a big truck instead of a series of tubes, that'll happen. *shakes fist toward sky*

... I'm confused.

ShaggE

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bangbangblah — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:11:42 MDT

@iamcool388: Yes. It was amazing.

bangbangblah

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:09:07 MDT

I think we are breaking their servers with the strain of internets volume going through them.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:08:26 MDT

Ошибка 404, страница не найдена =
Error 404, page not found. Crap, that looked like a great wallpaper too.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

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Neo Deus — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:02:24 MDT

Is that some Australian variant of the pointing fish?

Neo Deus

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Wookiee1 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:58:54 MDT

@iamcool388:

That's rule #34

[www.encyclopediadramatica.com]

Wookiee1

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iamcool388 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:53:03 MDT

I do NOT want to open a portal straight to the Ban Hammer.

Damn, if you think about it, even the last statement is kinda... lewd. I apologize Luke :-(

@Dave Silva: Thanks... This is why I love the internet... so much to learn :)

"Knowledge added to database sir."
"Thanks Jarvis"

Anyone else see Iron Man this weekend haha?

iamcool388

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FP Shindokie — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:47:18 MDT

Goes into one hole and comes out the other... That can be taken so many ways but wow. That's pretty hot though.

FP Shindokie

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trogam — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:35:06 MDT

Just make sure that you know who has the gun so you don't end up...umm....having happy happy fun time with someone other than intended....

trogam

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:34:45 MDT

Just a heads-up kids, please keep discussion civil. Just like those fish are doing their job, the hammer will do its if you feel the need to get lewd.

Luke Plunkett

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DigiMish — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:34:28 MDT

@riffleraffle: like this:

[www.cheapassgamer.com]

DigiMish

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riffleraffle — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:32:05 MDT

How would anal sex work with the Portal gun?

riffleraffle

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FP_slomo788 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:30:58 MDT

The fishes turn me on as much as if they weren't there now. Is that bad?

FP_slomo788

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Witzbold — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:30:41 MDT

@Ecks: Squint real hard. ;D

Witzbold

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TemplaerDude — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:29:12 MDT

Rule 34 lives on.

TemplaerDude

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Lanhoj — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:28:50 MDT

not as sexy, but here's another use of 'Portals'

[www.blockland.us]

Lanhoj

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Ecks — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:26:29 MDT

Way to kill the original site! Bah now I can't see without the pointing fish.

Ecks

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mantel — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:24:28 MDT

that damn NSFW fish!

mantel

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Kiriphii — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:24:26 MDT

Hmm, an interesting picture to say the least!

Thats thinking with portals alright..

Kiriphii

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Mactheridon — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:23:45 MDT

Now she'll be able to see how someone $%#@ from behind

Mactheridon

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Highlander Wolf — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:22:38 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis:
@iamcool388:
@DarkDragonDave:
@mackincheese:

(ROFLMAO)

Highlander Wolf

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Ra is on That 70s Show — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:20:45 MDT

@argh: And what would we do without it?

Ra is on That 70s Show

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Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:20:02 MDT

@mackincheese: Damn... Was about to go acquire the rights.
@Luke Plunkett: yes indeed...

503 error! lol...

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

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argh — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:19:20 MDT

Rule 34 my friend. It applies to EVERYTHING.

argh

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KirbySS — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:18:30 MDT

And that's the best way to reach that itchy spot on your back you can never quite get.

KirbySS

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xzero — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:16:47 MDT

still like the lego screenshot better!

xzero

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mackincheese — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:13:42 MDT

This is....this could lead to some interesting porno.

mackincheese

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DarkDragonDave — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:12:15 MDT

Thankfully they covered her "portal."

DarkDragonDave

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Dave Silva — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:10:53 MDT

@iamcool388: That's why we have Rule 34.

Dave Silva

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Bluecell — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:10:13 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis: I would not leave any part of my body between portals for very long. I'd be terrified one side would suddenly close.

P.S. No Maximum Risky tag?

Bluecell

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iamcool388 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:09:24 MDT

If there isnt, there should be a law stating that...

"Everything that is worthwhile, in ANY conceivable way, will eventually find its way into porn."

iamcool388

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Spenze — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:09:16 MDT

err rib, not rip

Spenze

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cringer8 — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:09:15 MDT

Is she checking out her own ass?

That is the last thing I would want to do...because mine's all fat and hairy.

cringer8

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MonkeyBiz — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:09:12 MDT

A comment from Mr. Fap Fap would be appropriate!

Don't you think enough holes have been explored in the porn industry?

MonkeyBiz

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Spenze — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:08:51 MDT

@Kayeliminal Antithesis: Ewww... well, I guess it would forgo the need to have a rip removed...

Spenze

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Luke Plunkett — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:08:31 MDT

Before anyone asks (and if you didnt hit the link), the bit the big fish is covering is quite tastefully done.

Luke Plunkett

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D Mitsuki — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:08:26 MDT

@D Mitsuki: While*

D Mitsuki

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Kayeliminal Antithesis — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:06:31 MDT

Next Generation Glory Hole?

Kayeliminal Antithesis

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D Mitsuki — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:05:59 MDT

Why I love naked women as much as the next guy, I thank the almighty portal isn't like this, not because I got problems with her running around naked, but Jack Tomphson and friends do.

D Mitsuki

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FeatherNET — Mon, 05 May 2008 00:05:51 MDT

Well played, kotaku. Well played.

FeatherNET