Um...imitating George Bush? He's imitating Bill O'Reilly. Anything you find "George Bush-like" is just an incidental part of his character you're mistaking as a joke about Bush.

SuperMaxZero

Pacman

MetaKz

mcderek3000

@Mohican: well, you gotta vote for somebody, all of them are assholes two faced politicians, so good luck with them... But haven't heard one Obama joke... know one?

VakeroRokero

He freelanced, tried various outlets as a comedy writer, and was in the gutter for a long, long, time.

Fyren

EnigmaNemesis

+ Watch video

(whoa I did the embed thing for the first time!)

Evil Tortie's Mom

justhesh

Here - I'll be non status-quo and say it in plain English: "I Like George W. Bush." Nope... checked.... the hair on my arm isn't standing up. Strange crop circles aren't forming on my scalp. And no, a Nazi swastika isn't forming in a strange tattoo fashion on my kneecap.

How much do you actually know about these people and who they are?

Like, for instance, what actually happened in the oil industry during the clinton years. Read "See No Evil" by Robert Baer (a Democrat at that) if you're curious.

Our country is so stupid it deserves to keep sliding down the hole it is in. The fact that people like Obama and Clinton have managed to dupe anyone into thinking they are easily like-able and mainstream, and even marginally good for our country is tragic. I say it again, TRAGIC.

Mohican

BLiNk

And yes, ALL late night talk/comedy shows make fun of whoever's in power. They always have, you can go back to Johnny Carson's day and see that. The Daily Show, Conan, Dave, SNL, etc. all made Clinton jokes his whole term. The Monica thing was a godsend for comedians. They'll be happy to snark on whoever wins the election.

Evil Tortie's Mom

justhesh

sandwiches

justhesh

SolidOni_ds

dead_red_eyes

[www.thedailyshow.com]

WizarDru

justhesh

However, I do kill any and all criminal elements I find with extreme prejudice. I am Niko 'Batman' Bellic =D

Also, the Bed Bath and Beyond thing happens to me wayyyy too much 'Hey, which way to the Burger Shot' when some guy I accidentally wronged 2 blocks away comes barreling out of no where to deliver cheap shot to the back of my head.

art_zombie

mnml10387

logicaldefense

DorkimusPrime

valcox

Shadowmist

Conan is brilliant.

Mpalm.

wasanasan

love it!

squidboy007

Shoot2thrill

I really loved his take on old-timey baseball. Search Google video for it.

@VakeroRokero: I don't know what they are going to do when they start making fun of Obama or Clinton, politicians people actually like, bet they might lose big part of their followers...

Dan Quayle once said that Nixon told him comedians will insult the president pretty much no matter what. However in cases of extreme popularity (Bush 41, Eisenhower etc.) they will use the VP as a target. Clinton/Gore and Bush/Cheney have all been mocked pretty much the same and I expect the next Pres/VP will be mocked the same. America is still a 50/50 country for the most part so 50% is still 150 Million people.

I know a lot of people who don't like Obama and Clinton so there are jokes already about them.

battra92

Humanoid enemies are always harder for me to kill.. they're just grunts doing their jobs for the most part.. NOLF was a drag when you often would overhear amusing conversations between guards right before you had to kill them.. stop that... deus ex let you let humans live by drugging them instead of killing. thief had the blackjack.. jedi outcast I played the last half just disarming the stormtoopers and letting them go unless they picked up another gun, then they got the choke and smash..

What if just about all games gave you the freedom to complete missions and not kill humans unless you absolutely had to. And when you did your actions had negative consequences for your character. (vampire-the masquerade you would lose 'humanity' if you killed a human) your mood lets you play the game however you want..

railskins

and The clip was very disturbing. kind of like Grand Animal Crossing Theft Auto...

VakeroRokero

Y2Jason

Jacktherip

[www.archive.org]

Jonathan Harford

Gray665

this game needs a record option so bad.

robotleawesome

robotleawesome

ghostgirl

foxwarrior88

MURDERFACE

excel_excel

chup88

Candlejack

JenovasWitness

HfAsianInvasion

GwennBlackfeather

nutmilk

Benjo

WHA'HEEEE!

LOL! Funny stuff.

Keeko_ca

Man. I really laugh a lot while playing this game, simply because of all the crazy random stuff that happens. It's hilarious at times. Like, when you steal a taxi and the cocky driver wants to pull you out of the car to beat you up, but as he tries to you start driving and he holds onto your door, then you smash him against the nearest car in front of you? Golden.

It's just a game, I'm not really that much of a psychopath.

Candlejack

Really bad close range draw-in during the "I love springtime" scene at about 0:38

BoffrO

You can call 911 if you want to as well.

CaptLtrl

@Marlor: In fact, you'd get stuck almost immediately. Not to give away any spoilers, but within the first 12-13% of the game, there are at least two missions with the explicit requirement that you kill people.

Granted, they're supposedly "bad" people, but what you're killing them for isn't even close to the level of a crime that'd get them the death penalty from the state, and in any case, it's still vigilante justice.

Gamers need to just admit that GTA is a violent series. You can't play it "any way you want". That's like saying you can play Ace Combat without firing any weapons. Sure, you *can*, but you're not really playing the game as it's designed and you're not gonna get anywhere that way.

badasscat

Xeneizes

How'd she burst into flames? Was she driving a Pinto?

Pezdispenser

mahi

The media, regarding Grand theft auto, is like my girlfriend.

It's all indignation and vocal reprimand.

But once she gets the controller in her hands, the first thing she asks is:

"How do I get a gun?"

Woodwater

"I.... Love.... SPRINGTIME!"

kelptocratic

Ken

The first time I knifed a guy and he limped away clutching his wound, I felt bad. Like bad IRL.

Mister Adequate

ThaiGrocer

KaemonKei

I still find it amazing that with all the crime in the cities of GTA, people are still so willing to leave their cars unlocked.

And considering how quickly you can get in and start a car...it's like they leave their keys with it.

Man, maybe it was never really stealing after all. It's just R* promoting the concept of community vehicles and the honor system.

Take the car where you need to go and then it there for the next person. Though to be honest, half the time any car I was driving wound up exploded or in the river...

TRT-X

Well, you can play it any way you want... but to do so, you have to ignore the missions and story progression.

If you tried to play the missions in a totally pacifistic way, I doubt you would get far.

Marlor

Mommar

I still dislike the fact that he's taller than both Colbert and Stewart <_<

As what's been stated by many others though, the fact that you can play the game like so is what I enjoy the most out of this vid (and the series). That said, I'm still all for the violence and crime, if only because I don't want this game to turn into the Sims (like how San Andreas was).

I wonder if being able to, err, tap your feet both ways (in the "I love Spring" segment) is some sort of advancement in GTA IV. In the previous ones the main characters always jumped forward awkwardly in the same way...

Truvill

Angryrider

but yeah, killing her was probably the better thing to do.

teh_joe

Pity that clip wasn't the slightest bit funny...

I guess my British sense of humor overrules most American topical comedy. HIGNIFY FTW.

Hendrixx

I carjacked his car immediately after

RPGr

okenny :)

DugDawg

janine

janine

Draig

waterhand

I am more keen to Conan because he seem to encompass it all, whether good or bad; and uses the right satirical outlet.

I wish some of the latest bash-GTAIV-bandwagoners could at least say " I have played the game throughly as intended". Not one of them have even delved into it. If you ignore all the hookers, senseless killing, and strictly follow the storyline; the level of violence and script rivals a similar film genre.

Fyren

The first time I went on a rampage I stood on a street, and fired into an oncoming car. The car skidded into a lamppost and the injured woman staggered out, fell face first through the window of her opened door, and kind of writhed there, reaching out to me for help. I kind of felt bad.

I reflected for a brief moment before firing two additional shotgun blasts into the back of her head. As she lay sprawled out on the road, I emptied a couple more rounds into her to make sure she was dead. It just seemed like the humane thing to do at that stage.

As her brains oozed all over the pavement, I kind of wished I could apologise and take it all back.

cordsie

teh_joe

kidko

SigmundTheSeaMonster

fadecy

ViperBorg

mindf1ow

Anyone got an alternate link?

Dontdrop

RET_Ghost

cornunderscore2x

Saint Anima

I still don't car jack though. I only steal parked cars. ^_^

hondo

ViperBorg

ocalot

Rebochan

tralfaz23

Kaedex