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Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 3: "Bay Agreed To Fight" [Updated]

Pilch — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:09:13 MDT

Oh Uwe.... the country named Zaire doesn't exist since 1971! Kinshasa is in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Pilch

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murfi — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:19:46 MDT

BAM! awesome! boll rules! at least he has some balls in his pants!

postal RULED HARD, lets hope his next movies will be as high-quality as postal!

murfi

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krztov — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:41:59 MDT

video no longer available :(

krztov

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Tomahawk214 — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:54:27 MDT

Boll just needs to get the hell out of the movie buisness and life in general. He thinks he's the most badass person alive because he beat up a couple nerds.

Go fuck yourself, Boll.

Tomahawk214

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MURDERFACE — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:19:44 MDT

@Witzbold: LOL Thank you!!!! that movie was shite!

MURDERFACE

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coalhalo — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:40:44 MDT

Another sign that the idiots have won and the apocalypse can't come soon enough to wipe humanity off the planet so a new species can be dominant just like the dinosaurs.

coalhalo

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DragoManiac — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:33:48 MDT

In my opinion they should both join forces together and fight their bashers insted. I'm getting pretty sick of seeing the same crap responses from these people everytime one of them is mentioned.

DragoManiac

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expansionsss — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:11:49 MDT

boll is a 5yr old child. ignore him and he'll get bored and go away.

expansionsss

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Rondogg — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:34:31 MDT

So is it real or not?

Rondogg

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ehlaren — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:28:26 MDT

Boll should just make a movie about himself I think that would actually sell out and win an award for best comedy ever.

ehlaren

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Max Freak — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:17:32 MDT

Go Uwe!

Max Freak

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Witzbold — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:01:57 MDT

@TheApprentice: Thats becuase you aint from Hawaii. That movie was the biggest crock of shit ever.

Witzbold

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TheApprentice — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:25:25 MDT

I really dont get it...

I loved Pearl Harbour :|

TheApprentice

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moo422 — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:02:00 MDT

@Tikey:
omg hilarious .. haha .. i lol'd too. best comment in the thread.

moo422

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Namrepus — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:49:20 MDT

More than likely it's gonna be a bait and switch.

He's gonna fight a guy named "Michael Bay" but it's not gonna be "Director Michael Bay"

Namrepus

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shadow_judge — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:44:52 MDT

LOL! Oh Uwe Balls, you never fail! You never fail making me laugh at your face!

shadow_judge

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Shoot2thrill — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:35:16 MDT

I was excited when I saw the vid, and then deflated by the confirmation that this was a hoax

Shoot2thrill

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fuchikoma — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:14:08 MDT

You mean the less we talk about him on THIS forum?

I think we should just stop viewing and replying to Boll stories starting... NOW and there will be no reason to post them here henceforth.

Well, I'll try to abstain from now on unless something so stupid happens that I can't help it...

fuchikoma

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Enigma_20XX — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:07:42 MDT

Oh than god.

Enigma_20XX

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Enigma_20XX — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:06:34 MDT

please.... please... PLEASE tell me this is a joke... I don't think much of Bay, actually enjoyed Transformers... but I thought he was smarter than this...

Enigma_20XX

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MURDERFACE — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:58:12 MDT

Well it looks like I'm taking 9 homeless people to see POSTAL with me in a few weeks. LOL or just take the people's ticket stubs when they run out of the theatre in horror for watching that shite.

MURDERFACE

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Zombie_Moogle — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:50:05 MDT

wow...
does he expect this to goude Bay into a bloodthirsty rage strong enough for him to actually speak to Boll?

Zombie_Moogle

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Mr.SithNinja — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:29:42 MDT

@Knoxximus (360/PSN): You not reading the article before commenting shows what an idiot you are. It isn't real it is a PR stunt to get people to watch his crappy move.

Mr.SithNinja

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Knoxximus (360/PSN) — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:18:18 MDT

Bay shows how much of an idiot he is by even agreeing to this shit.

Knoxximus (360/PSN)

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bloog — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:18:10 MDT

Looks to me like goldenpalace.com paid him for this video.

bloog

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Derigor — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:16:29 MDT

After meeting Uwe Boll in person, man he is the coolest guy.
He is a super nice guy in person and def knows how to talk some shit and roll a hype machine. The fact that he could murder me with his bare hands helps my positive impression of him.

Anyways I love his campy ass films. Fun as hell to watch while drinkin beer with your buds. /shrug

Derigor

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Herodito — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:13:38 MDT

JAJAJAJA

Man, Uwe just gets weirder by the minute.

He's is going to end up doing porno movies.

Herodito

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Zero_Beat — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:03:22 MDT

@okenny :):

Boll's still a bitch. His response to criticism is "I'll see you in the ring!"

Remember kids, just because you can beat your detractors up doesn't mean you're not a bitch.

Zero_Beat

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Shikome — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:53:52 MDT

@Zookey: Sorry, but it clearly states in BIG letters behind mr Uwe that its on the 30th of OCTOBER!

Man Uwes clueless :D

But fearless!

Destroyer of WORLDS!!!!!

Shikome

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jiSh — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:32:09 MDT

Ugh so much hate on Bay, I personally love his movies, I mean yes they are mostly brain-dead but as far as epic, dramatic action goes, he's one of my top picks.

jiSh

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tvo — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:24:26 MDT

Every comment he makes he always somehow manages a slip in of his movies

tvo

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Pixelantes Anonymous — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:00:50 MDT

What the hell is wrong with this dude?

It's like he's permanently stuck in elementary school. "If I beat him up, I win."

That would explain a few things about his films though.

Pixelantes Anonymous

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okenny :) — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:26:31 MDT

@tehFluffz: Considering that implies he's had formal fight training, I don't see how :\

okenny :)

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EmeraldDragon — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:19:30 MDT

I guess Boll never learned that violence isn't the answer.

EmeraldDragon

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Zookey — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:08:54 MDT

LMAO! Sept. 30 is my B-Day!!!! HEHEHHEHEHEH creepy funny B-Day present FTW!

Zookey

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kwant — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:07:53 MDT

I really like Uwe Boll. His movies suck but he is just such a nut and he doesn't care lol

kwant

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Lemming — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:52:43 MDT

Why the Bay hate? I don't get it. Pearl Harbour was a naff movie yes. But The Rock? Transformers? The Island? All pretty good in my book.

Comparing him to Boll is just mean. :(

Lemming

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J-Fro — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:26:59 MDT

We're about 3 drive-bys away from a Biggie/Tupac level feud. Just wait till Bay's Director of Photography takes one in the shoulder from one of Boll's casting agents. It's gonna get heated.

J-Fro

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pandafresh — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:15:56 MDT

Go Uwe, kick his ass! Uwe, i feel, is like the gaming communitys really dumb little cousin that tries so hard to come off as cool to you (us).

pandafresh

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:42:47 MDT

Hilarious!
He should stop directing shitty video game movies and start a profitable life in harassing other crappy movie directors.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Midori — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:38:55 MDT

@Ellipses253:

I lol'd, + star :)

Midori

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robotleawesome — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:33:46 MDT

@psychicfriend: THe House of the Dead makes Pearl Harbor look like the Godfather.

robotleawesome

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frobishlumpkin — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:18:50 MDT

Really? Zaire? Interesting.
Wait! I just got a call from the hospital. Mobutu is dead.
You know, like 10 years ago.
Also, Pearl Harbor FTW you dickwad.

frobishlumpkin

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Tikey — Fri, 02 May 2008 04:03:40 MDT

I would never fight Michael Bay. I'm pretty sure that every time he throws a punch things explode around him. It could be very dangerous.

Tikey

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brooza — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:57:25 MDT

COME ON BOLL!

As much as I dislike Boll, at least he's entertaining (unlike his films), but Bay just seems to be a tosser

brooza

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Ashurahori — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:56:09 MDT

Can't Michael Bay just sue him for harassment?

Ashurahori

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Ruisu — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:41:52 MDT

How in the Hell did all of this begin?

Ruisu

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Suzaku — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:34:11 MDT

@Witzbold: Violence *and* shameless shilling. Can't forget the shameless shilling.

Suzaku

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Graham — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:32:29 MDT

I have to admit, if this was coming on HBO I'd Tivo it.

Graham

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midnightz — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:20:53 MDT

Am I the only one that thinks this is pretty good publicity? Yeah, gamers already know when a Boll movie comes out but now Bay fans just became aware - great PR!

I'm rooting for Boll with Postal! :)

midnightz

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Fyren — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:16:29 MDT

You clearly can see what the douchery this individual has become, his photoshop backround misses the target by a whole month.

Uwe is half-genius, if the movie were opening tommorow; one or two people might have fallen for the ticket-scheme.
Does he not know that M. Bay will probably file a defamation suit of some sort?. As vomit-inducing as Bay is, he will not agree to a fight.

Fyren

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Zhal — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:10:42 MDT

@PrayFuse:
Meh, this is just the right kind of publicity he's trying to get around Postal. And, like it or not, they are succeeding.

Zhal

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Jnas — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:06:07 MDT

My God, what a loser.

Jnas

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ali_g_84uk — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:55:35 MDT

Urgh uwe's a dick.

ali_g_84uk

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Witzbold — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:54:28 MDT

One thing that just shows what a winner of a guy Mr. Boll is, is the fact that he likes to solve his issues with violence.

Witzbold

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Fyren — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:52:59 MDT

Is he his own PR?,

I don't see how a person can be such a dipshit to even propose such an idea. Any consumer falling for this fiasco should seek some serious help.

...it might be cheaper to buy 10 tickets?...

Fyren

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Jnas — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:49:49 MDT

Oh please, Bay, please kick his ass.

Jnas

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mordennight — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:46:38 MDT

Oh god I hope Bay kicks his ass.

And another thing, That was the worst blue/or/green screen I've ever seen.

Also... I'm kind of skeptical about the whole Bay agreeing to it thing. Didn't Bay JUST reply recently that we all need to ignore Uwe Boll's very existence? (A good idea if you ask me.)

I'll believe it when I see it. Though I can definitely understand why Bay would do it. (To kick his ass) What more motivation does one need?

mordennight

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phicaluk — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:44:43 MDT

Guys, guys, let's not fight. You both suck. Can't we just leave it at that?

phicaluk

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UltraMagnus — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:28:34 MDT

@Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!: got to it first. Who the hell would join a Michael Bay forum?

Pearl Harbor sucks.... just a little bit more than I miss you

UltraMagnus

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StartRunning — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:23:01 MDT

Maybe if he changed the location of the match to somewhere a little nearer to where I live, asked a little nicer, and gave me money to go see him, MAYBE then I'd watch this.
Probably not.

StartRunning

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L_K_M — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:06:05 MDT

Haha. Awesome. I will pay to see Boll beat up Bay.

L_K_M

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heisert — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:59:54 MDT

uwe rulez!

heisert

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PrivateJ0ker — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:59:04 MDT

"Uwe Boll, publicity genius."

Finally the editors see that their is something to this guy! Here is the petition, we all need to sign it, so Boll can be encouraged to carry on his film making legacy!!

[www.petitiononline.com]

PrivateJ0ker

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ph15h HATES ph15h — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:54:11 MDT

The Moderator was harsh... but somehow refreshing.

ph15h HATES ph15h

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VonDante — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:47:04 MDT

Haha, Boll seriously just gets better by the day. If only this match were actually going to happen, it would be pure boxing gold.

VonDante

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daschupa — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:40:56 MDT

Actual theater tickets for postal? Those are going to be hard to find. Can we just bring in Postal on dvd, those are like 3 for a dollar.

daschupa

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ila — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:38:12 MDT

Love how Uwe's only solution is to box. Seriously, its clear that he puts more time into that than into making a decent film.

ila

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tehFluffz — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:34:24 MDT

@okenny :):
MMA would sorta be useless in a boxing match.

tehFluffz

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Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM! — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:32:37 MDT

There's a Micheal Bay forum? What has the world come to?

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

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BPMζ — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:31:39 MDT

Wow, so he made up this "confirmation" huh? Funny.

BPMζ

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marmidukestank — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:22:24 MDT

I've always thought Uwe Boll was a huge douche. But this and yesterday's pudding show has REALLY made me like him.

I mean, I truly think that Uwe Boll is the lesser of two evils by a long shot. And it's about time someone spoke up about how heinous Michael Bay's films are and how detrimental they are to Western society.

marmidukestank

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:21:12 MDT

You have to buy 10 tickets for Postal to be an admission ticket for the fight that Bay didn't even agree too? Does he really think that shit will work? Can he get sued for false advertising if someone buys into the publicity stunt?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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photoboy — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:17:31 MDT

Boll might make shit films, but I would definitely buy 10 Postal tickets to see him beat the shit out of Bay for ruining Transformers with those crappy robot designs.

photoboy

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Aimless — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:10:32 MDT

Boll is a cool guy in the way that only a douchebag can be.

Aimless

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WingZero987 — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:06:31 MDT

As much as I love SomethingAwful, remember when Lowtax got destroyed? ahahahaha

WingZero987

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g8or8de — Fri, 02 May 2008 01:06:23 MDT

@Gam3r: Yeah, Pearl Harbor sucked, but was better than anything Boll has made.

BTW. What. The hell.

g8or8de

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dabu — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:55:48 MDT

@RTW: Do you know the history of Boll and boxing? The jackass picked a couple (maybe 5) journalists to beat up on, but he ONLY chose the skinniest, weakest ones that he knew he could beat up.

As much as I dislike Bay, I dislike loudmouthed bullies more. I hope Bay does fight Boll (after training with Ah-nold and Bruce Willis) and then proceeds to give him the beating he's long deserved.

dabu

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RTW — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:45:45 MDT

Boll is actually kind of funny, he may be a big showmen for himself, but I find his English accent (stemming from the fact that he's German) to be hilarious. And man, you gotta have some serious balls to go out and say that you are gonna whoop someone in a boxing fight, I'll give Boll props for this one.

RTW

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WolfGod — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:29:36 MDT

:( Why won't Boll go away.

WolfGod

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ittekimasu — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:28:54 MDT

If only he were to agree not to make movies if he lost, then this would probably be alittle better, just a little.

ittekimasu

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DaFox — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:27:42 MDT

The guy really is a genius, too bad hes full of shit.

DaFox

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Yuki — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:18:28 MDT

Bay is weak! Fight!

Yuki

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WTFFTW — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:17:03 MDT

Secretly, Uwe Boll harbors a crush on the dreamy Michael Bay and his poofy hair. He simply lacks the social skills to properly express his feelings. Now I just feel sorry for him.

WTFFTW

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RydrX — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:14:08 MDT

hahaha, Boll really knows how to try to milk free press. Yeah 10 tickets to postal will get you into the the nonexistent fight. I don't know if I'd see that movie once let alone 10 times.

RydrX

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dougr650 — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:13:41 MDT

OK, people, enough! He's just a straight-up attention whore, and everytime someone says his name, he shows up acting like a brain-damaged clown in the hopes that he'll get one more sucker to pay to see another of his crappy movies. The more you talk about him, the more he wins -- don't do it!

dougr650

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y2julio — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:09:32 MDT

lol Desperate to sell tickets to Postal from what I see.

y2julio

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Xerxes 8933A — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:08:50 MDT

Bay made The Rock, and for that I will continue to support him, doesn't matter how crappy everything else he makes is, The Rock is beyond awesome

Xerxes 8933A

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WTFFTW — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:08:33 MDT

Michael Bay has the secret powers of money, which he can use to hire a professional hit man. And then there would be a CG NYC skyline and a big asteroid roooooooosh!!! crawwwwwww!!!!!!!!! and this huge semi would turn over and it would be like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwccccckkkkkk!!! boooooooooommmmm!!!!!!!!!

Just like in that one movie of his......Oh wait that's all of his movies.

WTFFTW

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Aethyr — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:06:16 MDT

He. Is. So. Annoying.

Jesus Christ. I hope Michael Bay is a good boxer so he can beat the shit out of Uwe - please Michael, beat enough shit out of him that he can never make another crappy film or obnoxious Youtube video, ever. Again.

Aethyr

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moclippa — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:06:00 MDT

Yes, I will buy 10 tickets to watch his stupid movie, then fly all the way to fricken Zaire to watch two 3rd rate directors slap and pull each others hair for 2 hours in an unstable 3rd world country.... that is exactly how I planned to spend my weekend.

moclippa

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Risky+Safety — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:02:37 MDT

Geez... never thought I'd be cheering for Michael Bay. But you know what... if I was Bay, I wouldn't stoop to this imbecile's level.

Risky+Safety

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Channing — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:02:33 MDT

Boll boxes his foes a lot. The last one I recall was that guy from SomethingAwful. Boll put him in coma.

(The information I provided you is really wrong so that way someone else can pull up what really happened to prove me wrong.)

Channing

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iamspoo — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:00:38 MDT

I know Boll is just talking out of his ass to rile up Bay but if this really did happen it would be a win win situation!

iamspoo

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Chaoticevl — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:57:59 MDT

lol, I hope bay put boll in the hospital if this actually occurs.

Chaoticevl

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Shindokie — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:56:24 MDT

HAHA you have to be fucking kidding me. 10 fucking Postal tickets? haha thats horrible. Man i hope this fight is better then some of their movies. *looks more at uwe boll*

Shindokie

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biofreak — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:53:25 MDT

@el_rezzo: HAHA, i went to see this at the movies, this one was hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing, i think it well as a comedy.
But i wouldn't mind my money back either.

biofreak

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WTFFTW — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:51:56 MDT

How come my comments are never accepted? Damn it!! I went to college!!! I drive a Toyota Corolla!!!!

WTFFTW

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axiom — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:51:24 MDT

@ZombiePuppy:

I don't remember that part.

axiom

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el_rezzo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:48:11 MDT

@Nihon no Purin: I recommend watching In The Name Of The King. Jason Stratham, Ron Perlman, Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Claire Forlani (Chick from Mallrats), Kristanna Loken, Leelee Sobieski all put in the worst performances of their lives for this piece of crap that should be studied as the polar opposite of a good movie. Makes House Of The Dead look like cinema gold.

el_rezzo

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biofreak — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:47:41 MDT

test, test, test... where the hell my comment go? ;[

biofreak

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biofreak — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:46:26 MDT

Hilarious :)

I expect Bay to come up with Armageddon 2 after this fight, with Bruce Willis resurrected.

biofreak

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Gam3r — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:45:32 MDT

Pearl Harbor suked

Gam3r

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Lezard — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:39:03 MDT

*Sees this ridiculous farce won't stop.*

*Slides gun barrel into mouth.*

Lezard

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WTFFTW — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:38:32 MDT

Right now, up in Heaven (actually, probably down in hell), Ed Wood is seeing this and saying to himself, "I would totally pwnz the both of them with my PLAN NINE, TO KICK YO ASS!"

WTFFTW

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ReidP — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:38:22 MDT

Well he is right about Pearl Harbor...

ReidP

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MBC — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:36:41 MDT

God dammit Boll is like that crazy panhandler on the street asking for change and yelling about him being the messiah. You just have to ignore him.

MBC

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ZombiePuppy — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:36:38 MDT

@el_rezzo: Yep, I'm not saying it isn't working. But the man's got a good thing going there. If he doesn't get people to watch his movies for the movies themselves, he's got to find another way to make a living.

@axiom: Well, I liked it. D: I was only 13 or 14 at the time, and I thought the nurse being shot through with a giant bullet was totally wicked cool.

ZombiePuppy

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sanyo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:36:16 MDT

What a lame comeback. Also your fight poster is dated for a month later. ;)

sanyo

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Scruffylookin13 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:35:32 MDT

All I can say is WTF....

Scruffylookin13

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Lijik — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:34:54 MDT

I will totally buy ten tickets to Postal if it covers for a trip to Zaire. Uwe Boll is a genius.

Lijik

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ngidding — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:33:14 MDT

This isn't going to happen its just marketing by Boll. I think its pretty clever of Boll seeing that its gathering so much attention. There's no way Bay really even has time for something like that as most big-shot filmmakers have fairly busy month to month schedules. Boll on the other hand probably has the time.

[www.shootfortheedit.com]

ngidding

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Krytha — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:30:07 MDT

Is this for real? I... speechless...

Krytha

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Nihon no Purin — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:29:12 MDT

i think i sorta like uwe boll (although it could be because i've never seen any of his movies)

Nihon no Purin

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Dave Silva — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:28:28 MDT

A director that churns out crap... versus another director who churns out crap.

Whoever wins... we still lose.

Dave Silva

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PrayFuse — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:28:06 MDT

Boll's acting like he's in the position to call another directors movies crap. Idiot. He's not even getting publicity for this, he's just digging himself a deeper hole.

PrayFuse

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el_rezzo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:27:38 MDT

And Pearl Harbour was alright, nothing special but still your run-of-the-mill summer blockbuster.

el_rezzo

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JerrD74: hates the media — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:27:14 MDT

My brain hurts...

JerrD74: hates the media

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el_rezzo — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:24:55 MDT

@ZombiePuppy: Obviously his marketing gimmic is working on you then. Have to say I am impressed with Boll, he has drummed up interest in him and Postal out of nothing. Still not going to go see it but the marketing student in me is intrigued.

el_rezzo

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Amazon_Chris — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:24:19 MDT

Uh-oh. He just talked **** about Pearl Harbor. Boll must fall...

Amazon_Chris

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axiom — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:24:09 MDT

@ZombiePuppy:
You mean Pearl Harbor sucked ass. (the movie not the actual place)

axiom

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jambe — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:20:55 MDT

Oh snap! This is awesome. I hate both these guys movies, but I'm really starting to like them. It's always something insane when Bay or Boll is involved.

BTW, I'm betting on Bay. Boll was a boxer, but Bay is younger, and pretty ripped.

jambe

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JoRo1986 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:19:23 MDT

Heh, gotta love those desperate plugs for his movie. Pathetic.

JoRo1986

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justhesh — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:19:21 MDT

Who wants to buy 10 tickets for ANY movie to go to Zaire?

justhesh

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ZombiePuppy — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:17:24 MDT

Well, I think this will work better than just calling people names and saying he's the best. Even I felt tempted to buy some Postal tickets just to witness the most ridiculous event in entertainment history.

Just for the record: Pearl Harbor kicked ass.

ZombiePuppy

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psychicfriend — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:16:47 MDT

@someguyxvii: They're going to change the name back to Zaire just for this match.

psychicfriend

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psychicfriend — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:16:04 MDT

Y'know, Boll has a point: Pearl Harbor was worse than just about anything, including his own repertoire.

psychicfriend

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dirkxxdiggler — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:15:38 MDT

I don't like Uwe Boll, but for some reason I hope he kicks the living crap out of Michael Bay.

dirkxxdiggler

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someguyxvii — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:15:33 MDT

It's not called Zaire anymore, it's called the Democratic Republic of the Congo, tardo

someguyxvii

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okenny :) — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:15:21 MDT

@gtrunner2: Dude... Boll knows MMA... no joke, He'll fuck Michael Bay up if they fought. This is the only reason why a small man talks so much shit.

okenny :)

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Yuki — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:14:36 MDT

So if I buy 10 tickets to Postal, will they pay for my airfare too?

Yuki

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GameJerk — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:12:56 MDT

where is this video?

GameJerk

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bigdonthedj — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:12:41 MDT

I hope Uwe's Boll's get busted in the ring.

bigdonthedj

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ffmusicdj — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:12:16 MDT

You guys are stupid, I much rather have Bay create Crappy films than have Boll create Video game Crappy films. Watch, when postal comes out? I am so going to go see Indiana Jones.

ffmusicdj

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Grey Gecko — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:11:46 MDT

@Ellipses253: i was thinking about that one the other day

please FSM let happen in a near future

Grey Gecko

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TSlade — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:09:50 MDT

Well it looks like the apocalypse is coming along nicely.

TSlade

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Monger King — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:55 MDT

The cost of 10 Postal tickets to watch Uwe Boll have the tar beaten out of him? I would've paid thrice that.

Monger King

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RonCey — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:50 MDT

"you will go down in history, not only for the worst war movie ever: Pearl Harbor, no, also for the worst boxer in the ring against Uwe Boll ever. Thank you."

Oh.

Snap.

RonCey

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Grey Gecko — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:47 MDT

i saw this one coming...

F*CK YEAH KICK HIS ASS!!

Grey Gecko

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Samos42 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:13 MDT

I may be missing it, but they're not actually gonna fight, are they? Either way, it's hilarious.

Samos42

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gtrunner2 — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:03 MDT

Bay would kick bolls ass for realz

gtrunner2

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lolgumshoe — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:07:28 MDT

It's awn

lolgumshoe

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Captain Impulse — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:06:50 MDT

The man knows how to talk shit.

Captain Impulse

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Commander — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:06:39 MDT

This must stop... who cares about either of these guys... I think the only way another Uwe Boll post should ever be made is if he is going to fight J. Thompson in a fight to the death... because either way... GAMERS WIN!!!

Commander