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Kung Fu Panda Demo On Xbox Live

cheeses — Mon, 05 May 2008 01:02:13 MDT

For a split second there I thought that screenshot up top was from Tekken.

cheeses

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Spoony Bard — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:47:29 MDT

@bgordon: Fahey's mom, I think I love you. :D

Spoony Bard

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bgordon — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:57:46 MDT

Tears fall silently upon my keyboard as I realize that I am "banned". I hope you know that this requires a magnificent Mother's Day gift, buddy.

Tears stop suddenly and a smile gently emerges from this old wrinkly face as I remember that:
I AM LEAVING FOR A WEEK IN FLORIDA TO PLAY ALL DAY AND DRINK ALL NIGHT AND GO TO kARAOKE BARS AND PICK UP 24 YEAR OLD GUYS and lINE DANCE...AND YOU'RE NOT!

Love, Mom...no no no....no love till I am unbanned holding a really nice, expensive Mother's Day Gift!

PS You spelled banned wrong.

bgordon

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Chef — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:24:26 MDT

"evil forces of the snow leopard Tai Lung"
OMG that sounds like an awful Chinese pun (Tai Lung can mean Too Cold).

"something else to play in between bouts of jacking cars and stabbing hookers"
If you have 2 TVs and 2 consoles, you can multitask and can play a family friendly game while virtually stabbing hookers - that balances out like Yin and Yang or something, right?

Chef

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PownerOfNewbs — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:21:54 MDT

@Mike Fahey:LOL! Thats an all-time Kotaku highlight (and I assume a first). Banning your own mother.

Very reminiscent of the Dwight from the Office 'Shunned!'....Okay, you want to make me a warm meal?...'Unshunned'.

PownerOfNewbs

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DannoHung — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:12:25 MDT

Just played the demo. It was okay. Pretty button mashy, though I imagine it gets less so later on. I'd say it's a bit like Ninja Gaiden for kids from the gameplay.

DannoHung

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DARTH_TIGRIS — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:53:54 MDT

The buzz on this movie is VERY good and the 1st trailer was great.

Does that bode well for the game? What do you think? Still, I'll give this demo a try, hoping for the best but .......

DARTH_TIGRIS

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Mike Fahey — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:38:01 MDT

@bgordon: BANNED! Take that mom! I'll unban you next Sunday, for mother's day. :)

Mike Fahey

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Evil Tortie's Mom — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:27:14 MDT

@bgordon: Mad props to Mom. I'm crossing my legs in sympathetic pain at the "tractor pull" and giggling at "ass first".

Evil Tortie's Mom

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kw4k — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:59:52 MDT

i see where you get the sense of humor from, fahey --> @bgordon your relationship sounds just as close as mine with my mother (no sarcasm). oh yeah, and happee burthdaei!

kw4k

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PownerOfNewbs — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:21:59 MDT

@bgordon: Your mom in Bing Gordon? Wow, this is better than 'Luke I am Your Father' in Empire Strikes Back.

PownerOfNewbs

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ryohazuki — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:38:13 MDT

Aww. ;_; *wipes tear*

ryohazuki

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icespot69 — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:29:15 MDT

Hah, Happy Birthday. My Birthday today as well, however only 29 ;)

icespot69

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bgordon — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:26:45 MDT

Excuse me! Pop put of your mother's uterus? I was there and there certainly wasn't any popping going on. I was more like a tractor pull with the doctor on one side and you, holding on for dear life on the other.

I suppose your readers should know that you greeted the world ass first. I'm not sure why it happened that way but I think it affected your sense of direction throughout your life. Work on that.

You were a really cool baby. I remember fondly how we took our morning nap and I'd sleep and you'd take all your clothes off and go out to play.

Your were a great kid, even when you spray painted your face blue...not once but twice and stole your grandmother's wallet and hid it under a log at the swim club. a criminal mind, even then!

And you were an obnoxious teen ager who started playing with those video games and dowloading porn when you were 13, when I had no idea what a computer could do. I thought the computer might provide a distraction from those blasted video games. Oh well...I remember worrying about how that stuff would all affect you later in life. Now I know!

And you turned into a wonderful Man, once again painting your face blue so you could play the part if the genie in camp Aladdin. What a sport!

Big Guy, Big Heart, Smart Mouth and all. Your are still my baby Love, Mom

bgordon

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demonknightinuyasha — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:24:23 MDT

Happy Birthday!

demonknightinuyasha

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TearsandScreams — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:07:06 MDT

Happy birthday! I'll eat a cake in your honour.

TearsandScreams

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PownerOfNewbs — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:36 MDT

25 and still a virgin? Maybe next year Mikey!

PownerOfNewbs

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Adam Barenblat — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:47:00 MDT

Happy Birthday Fahey!!!

Adam Barenblat

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shitheadfatass — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:31:50 MDT

I liked it a lot better the first time I played it... When it was called Brutal: Paws of Fury.

shitheadfatass

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eskimo-bob — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:17:57 MDT

Happy 25th anniversary, Fahey!

eskimo-bob

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look-up-in-the-sky-its-baby-jesus — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:54:26 MDT

Feliz Cumpleanos my friend,

My kids can't wait for this movie, especially the little one, she's actually memorized the preview that play in the theaters!

look-up-in-the-sky-its-baby-jesus

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Tenth — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:12:03 MDT

Happy Birthday Mike... just remember if someone offers you cake, it's a lie.

Tenth

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VeeKaChu — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:00:48 MDT

Happy Birthday, young feller, May is the best month ever for birthdays-
I'll be doubling you up on the 14TH!

VeeKaChu

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Menolly — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:43:53 MDT

*finishes song from before* Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Mikey, Happy Birthday to you!
So much for secrets. ;-)

I hope the movie is a good one. Let us know how the demo is.

Menolly

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Dionyza — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:42:36 MDT

Okay one digit, I know I am not dating someone that much younger than me, lol!

Dionyza

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KK — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:39:26 MDT

I"m too 'new' to say this, but Happy Birthday, Fahey!

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Spoony Bard — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:37:00 MDT

@Dionyza: Nope. Still ONE digit. :)

Spoony Bard

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Shocky — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:38 MDT

Happy Birthday Chief!

Shocky

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Dionyza — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:27:47 MDT

@Spoony I think there are about 10 digits off there :)

Dionyza

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scumm_boy — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:23:27 MDT

Happy Birthday, Cap'n Fahey!

25 though? Makes me feel old :(

scumm_boy

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Kro — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:20:11 MDT

Happy Birthday! :-]

Kro

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Spoony Bard — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:11:45 MDT

HEY - I thought you TOLD me to keep quiet about your birthday!!!

Well happy birthday AGAIN. 25, huh? There's nary a digit off there innit ;)

Spoony Bard

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FrigidAir44 — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:08:09 MDT

Or jacking hookers and stabbing cars could be fun as well.

FrigidAir44

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Pezdispenser — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:06:21 MDT

Happy Birthday! I Bought you a cake, but then I ated it. ;)

Keep up the good work, and keep churning out those crazy videos.

Pezdispenser

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Cozwic — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:06:01 MDT

And color me asshole, I forgot to wish you a happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
~Peace~

Cozwic

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Cozwic — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:05:14 MDT

Ok....WARN ME next time you pull something like that Mike, I nearly did a spit-take all over my screen.
~Peace~

Cozwic

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Ashurahori — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:04:52 MDT

I actually feel like taking a break and playing this. But I live in Europe. Dammit.

Ashurahori

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greyhoundbus — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:04:38 MDT

Happy b-day, thanks for being born.

greyhoundbus

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HELLSRIDER — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:02:56 MDT

Happy birthday Mike Fahey

HELLSRIDER

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ExistentialEgg — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:02:23 MDT

@Ryumeka: NEVER be ashamed that you can still have fun with a game that doesn't center around blood, cursing and explosions. I'm intrigued by this too, COULD be fun.

Then again... played my first GTA4 online matches last night... OMG OMG... RPG 'splosions!!! WHHEEEEEEEE.

ExistentialEgg

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Rabidsquirrel — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:00:28 MDT

What if I want my kung fu panda to hi-jack a car... The mauling would be awesome.

Anywho - Happy Bday man! Hope you have fun ;-).

Rabidsquirrel

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Witzbold — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:00:24 MDT

Happy B Mr. Fahey!

Witzbold

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liquid_kore — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:00:01 MDT

Happy Birthday Fahey!

liquid_kore

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Truvill — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:58:00 MDT

Can't wait to see Asia's reaction to this mockery...

Truvill

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Lanhoj — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:58:00 MDT

My b-day is in June, and I hope I get a better demo than this. Happy Birthday tho dude.

I might try this demo, but probably not for more than 10mins. then its back to GTA IV.

Lanhoj

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Dionyza — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:54:34 MDT

um 25th???? I know that isnt right....LOL.

Dionyza

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Saint Anima — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:50:35 MDT

Happy Born Day! Tell us if the demo is any good. Or so bad it's fun. Or something like that.

Saint Anima

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lolgumshoe — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:47:20 MDT

Happy Birthday.

lolgumshoe

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nintend0nick — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:46:25 MDT

Happy 25th Birthday Fahey

nintend0nick

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MSUSteve — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:45:45 MDT

I like how you called MajorNelson.com "Larry Hyrb's website". Ha ha!

MSUSteve

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Ryumeka — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:44:54 MDT

Is it wrong that I want to go play this?

Ryumeka

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Timsobuff74 — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:43:59 MDT

Man fuck Grand Theft Auto...

Timsobuff74