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Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

L_K_M — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:46:00 MDT

@Crazydogggz wrote: "fuck that smug asshole Eli Roth."

+1 :-)

L_K_M

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Crazydogggz — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:27:06 MDT

@globones: I was so glad at his humiliation when Hostel 2 flopped.

Crazydogggz

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

globones — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:36:36 MDT

@Crazydogggz:

I just got done cleaning myself up after throwing up all over myself after reading the words Eli Roth. People actually ENJOYED(!!!?!!!) hostel? I'm pretty sure both those movies were shot in 3 days with a VHS camcorder, 6 bottles of ketchup and a dozen hardboiled eggs. Oh, and strippers. Lots and lots of strippers. From Cincinnati.

globones

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Crazydogggz — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:35:15 MDT

@chantron: Please, everything Bay did after 'The Rock' has been total diarrheal shit. Without Jerry Bruckheimer to change his diapers, he would not have come this far. The man cannot do believable CGI. And the editing in his films sucks goatballs.
I'm glad Uwe Boll called him out on his bullshit. The only good thing Michael Bay did in Transformers was to introduce Megan Fox to the world.
There really needs to be a purge of shitty action movie directors.
Oh and in general, fuck that smug asshole Eli Roth.

Crazydogggz

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:11:44 MDT

The answer was very proper and to the point.... but definitely not AWESOME. And I was expecting an AWESOME ANSWER.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

chiefpoopingpants — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:54:40 MDT

Boll pwnz the hack know as Michael Bay.

chiefpoopingpants

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

HELLSRIDER — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:16:46 MDT

Sadly I think that not even if famous people tell him how bad he is, he wont stop making movies anyway.

HELLSRIDER

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

L_K_M — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:26:43 MDT

@Tull: If you think Boll's clueless, then you are. Because he's obviously not.

L_K_M

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Tull — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:18:20 MDT

I'll take Bay over Boll. I mean Boll's only redeeming quality is being so clueless that he makes Special Bus students smart.

Tull

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Shoot2thrill — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:58:39 MDT

Uwe Boll inspires me!

If someone that sucky can make movies, then maybe I can make that GTA:Vice City movie Ive been wanting to do

Shoot2thrill

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Mr.SithNinja — Thu, 01 May 2008 10:27:38 MDT

I <3 U Mikey Bay. Until it is possible for Uwe Boll to take ALL of his box-office grosses from every movie he has ever done, and be able to match an OPENING DAY of any one of Bay's or Spielberg's movies, then he need to STFU and go away!

Mr.SithNinja

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

blacksamurai87 — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:52:45 MDT

I'd rather have sex with that model.

...Wait, what does this argument have to do with pudding?

blacksamurai87

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

chantron — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:52:29 MDT

WTF are you guys talking about? It's not Michael Bay being "elitist" or reprsenting "all thats wrong with Hollywood". Its him talking shit right back. This is UWE BOLL we're talking about. The film industry equivalent of that little dick 12 year old on XBOX live who keeps saying he wants to stick it in your mom.

Even if it was him being "elitist", he's earned that right. Bay has made some awesome action movies.

I wasn't aware you're all such esteemed film critics.

chantron

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

excel_excel — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:24:19 MDT

Holy CRAPOLA!!!! OVERATED DIRECTOR FIGHT!! Optimus Prime VS Mini Me!! FIGHT!

excel_excel

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Harteex — Thu, 01 May 2008 08:53:30 MDT

@bassbeast: Works in Sweden..

Harteex

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

L_K_M — Thu, 01 May 2008 08:42:17 MDT

I'm with Boll on this one. Boll may suck, but so does Bay, and Bay lacks the irony Boll's bringing to the table.

L_K_M

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

globones — Thu, 01 May 2008 08:38:52 MDT

Hell, if I had 150 million dollars to make a movie I could make a watchable blockbuster.

Uwe only gets 15-20 mil budget for his movies so hes already at a disadvantage there. If Uwe had 150 mil to make a movies it could probably be watchable....or it could be armageddon (NOT the movie.)

globones

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Vetterli — Thu, 01 May 2008 08:17:12 MDT

@Incarnina:

Couldn't agree more :)

Vetterli

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Phazonmasher — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:57:55 MDT

At least I can have fun laughing in a Boll movie for how bad it is.

In a Bay movie, I'm subjected to an hour and a half of special effects and no story. Sure, the special effects are good but the movie is not. It's like a soulless supermodel. Fun to look at but after you're done, you wish she'd just go away.

Phazonmasher

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

ElMuerte — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:47:37 MDT

240 dollars worth of pudding... aww yea!

ElMuerte

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

bassbeast — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:42:39 MDT

Dear Kotaku,

Please stop linking to videos that are inaccessible outside of America, or at least try to find an alternative source for the link.

Hugs,
bassbeast

bassbeast

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Antiterra — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:41:59 MDT

@Incarnina: How does a dog pull out your scrotum hair?

Antiterra

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

JGab — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:40:17 MDT

wait wait...if he doesn't know who this guy is how does he know all that stuff about him?...

I never knew how to pronounce his name...I thought it was you bowl not u-bay bowl...I think you bowl works better, so I'm gonna stick with that...

JGab

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Incarnina — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:38:00 MDT

Michael Bay's movies may not be Oscar-worthy thoughtful presentations of emotion, but god damn, he can make an entertaining, over-the-top action movie. Plus, I don't think he's delusional about himself - he knows he makes popcorn flicks and he seems to enjoy it. Fine and well for him.

Uwe's movies are akin to having each scrotum hair individually ripped out by a mad, worrying dog. And no matter what kind of reviews and to-his-face shit-talking you can do, he'll just deny it all and punch you.

Great man, Uwe is. . .

Incarnina

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

murfi — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:31:58 MDT

i'm sure bay crapped his pants when he heard that boll wants a box fight with him.

murfi

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Wei — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:27:00 MDT

@iamspoo: You have to sell to be a sellout, so Uwe's not really a contender in that contest

Wei

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

TRT-X — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:09:09 MDT

@Earthslide: Agreed. For as much as people may not like Bay, his point is incredibly valid.

You can't make things go away if you keep reminding the world they exist.

TRT-X

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

coalhalo — Thu, 01 May 2008 06:08:40 MDT

"He is a troubled soul - let's not waste time on talking about him please."

That quote applies to both of these scumbags.

Uwe is scum that exploits the licenses he gets, has nothing but contempt and disgust for gamers, and is laughing all the way to the bank.

Bay is worse to me because he seems to think that his craptacular productions have some type of redeeming quality besides lining his pockets with the money he and the hollywood studios fleeced from the suckers who see them.

Boll makes shit and he knows it, but doesn't care. Bay makes shit that costs alot more to make, but he confuses his product as art.

coalhalo

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Antiterra — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:50:28 MDT

Funny he should say "let's not waste time on talking about him please", and yet seems to know so much about Boll, Boll's offices, Boll's movie premiere... Someone did their research (probably Bay's assistant/PR person, mind you).
But it does take a guy like Boll to make Bay look good.

Antiterra

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Nirual — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:42:03 MDT

Bay just needs to direct a video game movie to either shut Boll up or make him go paranoid about a world conspiracy against him when the movie does better than his own works.

Nirual

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Salen — Thu, 01 May 2008 05:33:58 MDT

I hate to say this, but I have a new respect for Michael Bay and all he stands for. Or at least his stance on Uwe Boll.

Salen

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Vetterli — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:43:47 MDT

@Captain Impulse:

HAHAHA! This is freaking awesome!

I love how Uwe Boll gets ready to either shake Marisa Miller's hand or give her a hug or something, but she's gone before he even gets to say a word, and then he just stands there. Awkward.

Vetterli

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

dirkxxdiggler — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:23:54 MDT

Michael Bay has a point, but honestly his formula-ridden summer blast-fest movies are trash too.

dirkxxdiggler

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

ChrisLionheart — Thu, 01 May 2008 04:05:56 MDT

Michael Bay, the most bad-ass director ever. He can do no wrong.

ChrisLionheart

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

deviantCharles — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:57:02 MDT

I want them to duel to the death...you know...where both of them stab each other in order to prevent them from working in media ever again.

What can I say? I'm an optimist.

deviantCharles

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Pinhead — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:49:00 MDT

Though I think Michael Bay's movies suck too, the guy is absolutely right. Uwe Boll does all these stunts to stay in the limelight. Let's just ignore him and hope he goes away.

Pinhead

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

KEELr — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:45:25 MDT

Bahaha!
After watching that Pudding Show, Uwe has made me a fan of Uwe!

KEELr

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

thinred — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:34:31 MDT

Michael Bay's films are crap, that's a fact too

thinred

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

iamspoo — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:33:36 MDT

The sad thing is that Uwe Boll is the better director and less of a sellout than Bay... As much as I hate Boll it had to be said.

iamspoo

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Insomnia Bob — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:20:11 MDT

@PrivateJ0ker: You, sir, are DOING IT WRONG.

Insomnia Bob

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Insomnia Bob — Thu, 01 May 2008 03:18:29 MDT

@Brian Ashcraft: BULLSHIT.
You can't tell me that and keep a straight face. Not when Micheal Bay used his robot strength to KILL MY FATHER.

Who was from the FUTURE.

But I digress. Bay vs. Boll? Er. I'm going to have to go with Bay on this one.
Hear me out.
His movies might not be deep. Or compelling. Or even... sensible, for the most part. But they are WATCHABLE.

Everything I've ever seen of Boll had me throwing up my arms in exasperation ever five minutes. Bay's movies only provoke a response of "Okay... that was silly."

Really, the two are guilty of many of the same crimes of cinema. But at least when Bay is raping an established continuity he's making it fun to watch.

Insomnia Bob

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Fyren — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:50:24 MDT

Unnecessary, everyone knows the shit-director list is speared by Uwe then Bay right after him .

Its as if two turds were going at it, at least one tells you their movie is shitty from get-go.

Fyren

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:38:54 MDT

Woot! Let the Bayhem begin!

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Zhal — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:34:00 MDT

Meh, Bay indeed is boring and that was such an unimaginative response, ever. Meh.

Zhal

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:48:38 MDT

Anybody that has a real job in Hollywood knows that Michael Bay is an evil, evil scumbag and while maybe a better filmmaker than Boll, I'd doubt he's a better human being...

Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

VakeroRokero — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:47:30 MDT

With all this news about Uwe Boll, I'm starting to think kotaku actually likes this guy destroying video game franchises jump to movies and actually spitting on video game fans' hopes.

VakeroRokero

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

cartoonsmart — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:25:47 MDT

I don't believe why Bay would even respond to bs from 'Uwe BullShit'.

If I was Bay, and someone told me about shit that Uwe said I would go:

'(laughing) did you hear, I am doing another Transformers, oh and my productionhouse you know the one that brought you the Texas Chainsaw reboot, is doing Friday 13th and someother cool stuff... (phone ringing) I'm sorry I gotta take that it's Steve Spielberg... Now who was this guy again? And what did he say about me? Because that was really funny. You wanna see my bankaccount now?

cartoonsmart

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Eden.B — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:14:19 MDT

@Schoolimangooli: Yeah, thing is, I think Boll KNOWS how crazy he sounds. I think it's an act- to some degree, anyway. He's probably silently laughing at Bay.

On second thoughts, he's probably laughing at the gaming community at large.

OFF TOPIC: oh, I liked The Island too even though critics tended to hate it. (It flopped, didn't it?).

Eden.B

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

mcderek3000 — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:09:45 MDT

So, both have so far acted like idiots. Still waiting for Spielberg's reply.

mcderek3000

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Yuki — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:08:51 MDT

@Crawl to China: MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Yuki

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Yamster — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:28:58 MDT

Wow. I must say I'm truly astonished. I thought Michael Bay would need to use CGI to get his point across, didn't know he had an actual vocabulary.
On the topic though, good on him. Someone needs to shut Boll up.

Yamster

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Jelster — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:18:21 MDT

Boll = Everything that's wrong with Game Movies

Bay = Everything that's wrong with Hollywood Blockbuster Movies

Personally, I'll score Boll on this one if only because he makes his films on the cheap and that's a partial excuse for crap. What the fuck is Bay's budgetary excuses.

Jelster

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Erwin — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:17:32 MDT

Sure Uwe, pudding is unhealthy. You fucking moron. Can you believe this guy?
What were you talking about again?

Erwin

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Bakachan — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:09:15 MDT

I dislike Michael Bay as much as the next guy, but I think we can all agree that he's nothing compared to the craptastrophe that is Uwe Boll.

Besides being a dipshit and a loser who makes garbage, he's just an all-around worthless human being. Uwe Boll is why it should be okay to set people like that ON FUCKING FIRE, and then hit them WITH A BUS.

UWE BOLL: I hope you fucking die before someone gets around to killing you themselves. Because you're really not worth the cost of enough fucking gasoline to immolate your stupid ass. Please go die.

Bakachan

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie! — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:05:56 MDT

@Eden.B: Yeah it's kinda of sad to see Bay stoop down to his level. I like bay's movies.. especially the The Island, but the transformers dialog was kinda of lame ( actually it kind of ruined the movie for me.)Tranformers action sequences are great though.

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie!

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Crawl to China — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:04:36 MDT

@Grey Gecko:

I sincerely hope this transpires. "AWESOME" meets SUCK in an epic boxing match to determine the true winner!

Crawl to China

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Pancho_Villasan — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:02:38 MDT

Uwe Boll shows that you can be anything in life........including a bleeding fucking asshole.

Pancho_Villasan

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Eden.B — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:02:30 MDT

Oh god this is hilarious.
Seriously, reading that made me actually laugh.
It's actually hilarious that Michael Bay has forums which he's active on.

Really, Both Mr Boll and Mr Bay are both tragic and ridiculous. I suspect Boll might realize this, though, and play up on it!

Eden.B

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie! — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:02:23 MDT

@PrivateJ0ker: So only people that focus on that word are in fact that word itself? when you entirely focused on it yourself, that word as an insult and make it your prime topic of discussion if someone who focuses on this word is in fact that word himself/herself. So you are using that word to insult the person that focused on the word that they are in fact the word and that en tales that you are what that word is..or by it's definition ...follow?

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie!

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:54:19 MDT

@Rocci1212: Bummed about the Suns losing to the Spurs tonight? That was inevitable. :)

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:44:54 MDT

Marissa Miller denied some dumb chump a handshake! HA! As Michael Bay would put it, "That non-handshake was AWESOME!"

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Lezard — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:39:54 MDT

@Rocci1212: That's Michael Bay.

Lezard

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Rocci1212 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:30:32 MDT

Why is there a picture of Steve Nash making breakfast and aiming a gun on this post?

Rocci1212

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

PrivateJ0ker — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:28:45 MDT

This is an outrage, and is also hilarious. Only a retard focuses on the word retard when someone uses the word as an insult. Therefore Michael is a retard, as correctly quoted by the hip film maker, Uwe Boll.

Please everyone, Uwe Boll is the most misunderstood film maker in Hollywood. Please sign this petition so that Uwe Boll understands that we support his film making career, and want him to take over Hollywood and make many more movies.

[www.petitiononline.com]

Eventually Uwe will see this petition and will thank all of you for your support.

PrivateJ0ker

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:26:37 MDT

@Schoolimangooli:
Michael Bay is not a robot.

Brian Ashcraft

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

WingZero987 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:25:33 MDT

Michael Bay spends a lot of time writing about someone he says should be ignored.

They're both terrible. Michael Bay movies just look better, but they have infinitely larger budgets. Both directors elicit the same emotional response from me: flatulence.

WingZero987

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Ycare — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:23:38 MDT

It's like watching two bullied kids at school fighting each other trying to prove that the other one is even more of a chump. In the end it's still a battle of chumps.

It's also a little like comparing a watchable movie maker to an unbearable one. Bay looks like Shakespeare after a little "Blood Rayne".

Ycare

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Raziel Dune — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:21:52 MDT

umm...go Michael Bay?

Raziel Dune

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

spiderweb1986 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:20:07 MDT

@karl_hungus: Of the two clips, that was by far the best pudding-related video I've seen tonight.

In other news, I think it's time to reevaluate my life, because it's 1AM and I've spent the past ten minutes watching videos about pudding.

spiderweb1986

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie! — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:17:18 MDT

Ca'mon Bashcraft where are the Red eyes in Bay's pic?

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie!

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie! — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:16:03 MDT

"Hit the jump for the inevitable clip of Boll talking about pudding." LMAO inevtiable?

Anyways I believe it's

Micheal Bay 2
Uwe Boll 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Schoolimangooli the doogie mag goosie!

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Beasterling — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:13:33 MDT

This only one way this can end....

Bay blowing up Boll!

Beasterling

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

butterladle — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:12:32 MDT

Retard can't be in Uwe's vocabulary but idiot can be in Bay's?

This guy just got stuck-up and full of himself now. Your movies ain't that great themself, Michael, they're just pretty and full of explosions.

butterladle

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

digitalmorphine — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:12:21 MDT

@Captain Impulse: Egoraptor would be proud.

digitalmorphine

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Pickens — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:07:28 MDT

You know, maybe Boll hasn't found the right project yet. I think someone should toss him a really good Battletoads script. See what he does with it. He might surprise you. He could make you really look at it in a different light. Like, why do these toads battle? Were they always this way? What do their families think of it? Real thought provoking stuff. And Boll could pull it off.

Or he could waste half the budget on alcohol and make BloodRayne. But I think Battletoads would be way cooler.

Pickens

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

HaydenTenno — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:05:48 MDT

Now Bay sounds as dumb as Boll. Then again, atleast I laugh my ass off at Boll movies, Bay's movies just reek so bad I can't even let out a laugh.

HaydenTenno

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

TinyLightning — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:04:35 MDT

that there photo sums up breakfast for me on a daily basis.

TinyLightning

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Enkur — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:03:28 MDT

I once again find myself shocked to be agreeing with something Michael Bay said.

Enkur

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

marmidukestank — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:01:06 MDT

1. Michael Bay is worse than Uwe Boll.
2. Uwe Boll totally redeemed himself in that clip.

marmidukestank

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

bobtheduck — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:56:41 MDT

*sigh*

Did you know in every 8 second lull in a conversation among a group of people, someone will think about Abraham Lincoln...

Or, in other words, Boll is something because people make him something. If we all ignored him, he'd go away, but this is the internet... It's impossible for people to ignore things that annoy them on the internet, and Boll feeds off it...

He's not even human, you know... He's a creature that feeds off pissed-off fanboys. The gaming world provides him with plenty of food.

bobtheduck

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Spoony Bard — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:54:29 MDT

@shimage: Oh come on guys. Michael Bay isn't the greatest in the world, and certainly not a great auteur - but he's not going after other directors.

He doesn't deserve the bile that Uwe Boll spews.

Spoony Bard

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

globones — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:54:04 MDT

This will only hurt Michael Bay and make him look bad. If an average person saw this they would be like "Who is Uwe Boll and why is Michael Bay so pissed off at him? Why would a famous person be berating just another name in the phonebook?

globones

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Trawgdoor! — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:50:33 MDT

For a comment that was essentially "no comment", it was pretty long and full of rage.

Trawgdoor!

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

frankenfine — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:50:17 MDT

Michael Bay and Uwe Boll, hmm. One of them makes overrated movies and the other makes horrible movies.

frankenfine

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

shimage — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:47:54 MDT

Low blow, insulting a German guy's english. I always thought Michael Bay's movies sucked cock; now I know he's also an asshole. A real man would ignore Boll and his movies. So, where are Spielberg's comments? right.

shimage

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

ca$h — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:47:46 MDT

Oh no he din'in

Burn!

ca$h

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

akashhhhh — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:45:12 MDT

@mind in rewind:

Bravo, sir.

akashhhhh

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Berith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:44:57 MDT

Yes, let's not waste our time.

Berith

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

kjcwashere — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:44:16 MDT

@mind in rewind:

to be fair, Michael Bay is a "fucking retard who thinks AWESOME is a word that should be exagerrated in his numerous movies".

i've noticed most of his movies are somehow ALL in capital letters

ARMAGGEDON
TRANSFORMERS
PEARL HARBOR
BAD BOYS

kjcwashere

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

iao_ — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:40:42 MDT

its sad to me how bay relates boll's lack of fame to his worth as a person. regardless of how bad his movies suck, or how frustrated he is emotionally, youve got to be a real dick-wad yourself to call out someone on the vintage of the copy machines in your you-tube videos.

iao_

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

FP ph15h — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:40:30 MDT

Someone should liscense the fight... I want to see two directors fight. Putting the liscense to the next Video Game/ Comic Book / Animated movie that they are signed up for on the line..

FP ph15h

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

grumpysticks — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:39:26 MDT

The government has gotten rid of the Posse Comitatus Act which says the military can police on American soil. There are executive orders 10990-11921 that say during a national emergency that the government can take over farms, communications, transportation, force people into work brigades, etc.

They have already practiced martial law in 3 states. They are arming 3 million cops including giving police in Boston and other places black uniforms and machine guns to make them more intimidating when they knock on people's doors. They had 1000 Pentagon operatives pose in the media as credible experts. They have trained 50,000 preachers to quell dissent. It was 25,000 preachers last year. They have 800 FEMA camps built! Here are the locations: [www.mindfully.org]

There are also rumors of red/blue lists if martial law is announced. Registered gun owners and activists are on the red list. Martial law could be a gradual thing or all-or-once but it needs to be reported. They are running FEMA drills from May 1st-8th in Oregon and Washington, NORAD was running drills during 9/11 so there might or might not be a terrorist attack or national emergency announced during those times. I know it sounds out there but so did Hitler's rise to power. If you look into it you will find all the evidence supporting my claims.

They also might just wait for the economy to collapse to get rid of the Bill of Rights/Constitution and globalize the United States and introduce something similar to the Euro.

You can watch a few news reports here including video of the FEMA camps with signs for red and blue:

grumpysticks

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

FP mind in rewind — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:37:40 MDT

To be fair, Michael Bay is a "fucking retard".

FP mind in rewind

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

KaneRobot — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:35:43 MDT

Ha, Boll pretty much owned Michael Bay just by getting Michael Bay to mention him. Bay is such a fucking moron.

KaneRobot

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

karl_hungus — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:35:38 MDT

am i the only one that misses the barry & levon show atfer watching that clip?

karl_hungus

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Roto13 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:33:25 MDT

They should work together to make a documentary about their little penis-wagging contest. It'd be about ten times more entertaining than any of their past movies.

Roto13

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

t0yrobo — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:33:15 MDT

Can't they just agree that they all suck in different ways and get back to making dumb but entertaining movies.

t0yrobo

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:31:38 MDT

@SemiSarcastic: "i have very bad...emotions around pudding" =D

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Allcars — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:31:21 MDT

well pretty much all true... boll is a sad man.

Allcars

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

ShreeDuge — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:31:09 MDT

Comment on Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2 LOL funny. Hey if you guys find some free time check out this blog www.theregalgamer.com

ShreeDuge

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

FP Shindokie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:30:44 MDT

Seeing how bored Uwe was maybe now he can realize how we feel when people watch his movie.

FP Shindokie

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

okenny :) — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:29:07 MDT

@Earthslide: Michael Bay sums up everything I always thought about Michael Bay: A pretentious Hollywood facade. There's nothing he has to say that's worth anymore of my time as Boll is worth his... Let's not waist time talking about him please... j/k, I love talking shit about both of those guys... they both have money and probably cocaine habits... if that's not a winning combination... tell me, what is?

okenny :)

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

VivaLaLazlow — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:28:58 MDT

Micheal Bay and Eli Roth are both shit filmmakers. (Not defending Uwe Boll, just stated a fact that is somewhat on topic.)

VivaLaLazlow

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:27:16 MDT

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

next: SUNDAY! SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Uwe Boll vs Michel Bay on the fighting ring!

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

FP ph15h — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:26:33 MDT

@ph15h needs a nu job: *might not be

FP ph15h

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Supergrass — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:26:03 MDT

Michael Bay should be thankful for Uwe Boll because he's the only one keeping Bay from the being the worst director in America.

Supergrass

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Falconrith — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:25:41 MDT

ARRGGGHHHH my brain oh it hurts it hurts!

Falconrith

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Captain Impulse — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:25:35 MDT

@geoffcbassett: I know I've posted it before, but it's just too AWESOME:

Captain Impulse

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

FP ph15h — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:25:35 MDT

Michael Bay might be as much entertaining when talking shit, but that's straight ether (movie director status)

FP ph15h

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

slee — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:25:31 MDT

I work in the film and television market and I think it is funny that he refers to 3/4 tape machines as old when sony and fox and paramount all use them still for security purposes haha fools!

slee

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Guild_Navigator — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:23:09 MDT

Bay sort of made himself look just as childish for even reacting to Uwe's remarks.

Guild_Navigator

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Pezdispenser — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:21:49 MDT

DID SOMEBODY SAY PUDDING!?!?!?

*bursts into dance*

... He doesn't like pudding? What's wrong with the guy!

Pezdispenser

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

frostcircus — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:21:18 MDT

Bay sounds like an elitist cunt.

His whole post is basically just a louder, longer, spittle-flecked "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???? WHO ARE YOU? NOBODY" with none of the OTT fun of a Boll rant.

frostcircus

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

geoffcbassett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:21:12 MDT

Picture+Retort=new respect for Bay

geoffcbassett

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Yuki — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:20:08 MDT

Uwe, I almost feel like I would watch your pudding move. I may have never seen any of your movies, but that almost sounds amazing.

Yuki

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Seita — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:18:40 MDT

"GO HOME" priceless.

Seita

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

NewSc2 — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:18:35 MDT

Ouch. Uwe Boll just got shot down by none other than Michael "Pearl Harbor sucks" Bay.

NewSc2

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

SemiSarcastic — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:18:15 MDT

*finishes watching video*
Okay...what the hell was that?

SemiSarcastic

Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll Round 2

Earthslide — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:16:01 MDT

Michael Bay pretty much sums up everything we all had said about Mr. Boll :)

Earthslide