The Real Bowser Is A Dino-Chicken - Kotaku Comments

The Real Bowser Is A Dino-Chicken

Interstella5555 — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:41:32 MDT

You guys are kidding, right? I'd be walking very quickly in the opposite direction if I saw one of these...

Interstella5555

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MonsterKingRen — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:54:37 MDT

Not nearly fat enough.

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King Seafoam — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:57:50 MDT

^.^ Awww. I want one to wake me up in the mornings.

*BrukaaaAAAAAA!*
"SHUT THE HELL UP BOWSER ITS 5 AM!!"

King Seafoam

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Benjo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:17:51 MDT

Creepy Mario was awesome. This...is just creepy.

Benjo

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Bernard McGraw — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:39:16 MDT

I'm still finding this pretty creepy, admittedly.

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amazinglarry — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:19:21 MDT

@Fallible: So... wouldn't that make it redundant? Just like he said?

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Demosthenes7898 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:13:06 MDT

I want to see a Super Mario Galaxy pic like this. Coupled with LCD, this would probably be worse than watching The Neverending Story.

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Jacktherip — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:05:12 MDT

@FullTimeGamer: Well there was Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time that had them meeting their infant selves but I guess that isn't the exact premise you're thinking of.

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Lyner — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:46:25 MDT

It's a...what again? Like turtle dino thing?

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benself — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:42:13 MDT

It's not the Bowser that I know and love, but he does look pretty mean. Maybe we'll see a Legend of Zelda cameo?

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murfi — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:34:44 MDT

.............. what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

i just shit my pants.

murfi

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Moridin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:38:28 MDT

@ichiban1081: Haaaahahahahaha. Oh man...

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ichiban1081 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:32:07 MDT

OMG ITS CLOVERFIELD! RUN!

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KingKevin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:35:13 MDT

hes kinda kyute! <3

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JRock — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:39:45 MDT

@Fallible: I think he knew that, hence his comment implying that both of those animals are similar. :)

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FullTimeGamer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:37:02 MDT

At second glance, it looks more like a teenage Bowser. Hey! Great idea for the next Mario game: All characters start out as babies and as you progress through the game they grow to be adults!

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FullTimeGamer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:30:11 MDT

Umm, I think bowser is supposed to look like a turtle/dinosaur, right? And I don't see the chicken in that picture. If developers brought that thing to life in a game I'm willing to bet it would scare the shit out of Mario.

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Jazhuis — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:25:24 MDT

Quick! Someone paste Dennis Hoppers' head onto it!

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mikecoscia — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:12:24 MDT

Yah someone needs to do yoshi next. I am more impressed with the photoshop skills, its just beyond me how he only used the brush tool.

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joelface — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:07:21 MDT

more realistic nintendo characters PLZ.

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KM91 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:52:56 MDT

Creepy.

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Salen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:43:35 MDT

@Maaxxx: The weird thing is I had the exact same thought. Uuuuuuhhhh. And I was almost done forgetting about that film.

Salen

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Haniko — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:20:40 MDT

I see a turtle chicken soup with a special edition bowl included.

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TheJeanGenie — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:16:29 MDT

@M: No you don't, look what they did to Mario!

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XidZen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:47:18 MDT

Rated M for Mature. It could be great for alternative MARIO by Suda51.

XidZen

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TheFooFighter — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:47:08 MDT

Next should be real Waluigi.
Because everyone loves anorexia.

TheFooFighter

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nmlss — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:39:52 MDT

That's not creepy at all.... The Yoshi from the Mario Bros Movie.... THAT'S CREEPY!!!

nmlss

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Zho — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:36:54 MDT

Next up: Realistic Birdo????

Zho

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Shiryu — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:27:07 MDT

Koopa Troopas everywhere can now rejoice and worship their new GOD! In Real Bowser we trust!

Shiryu

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Fallible — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:03:11 MDT

@scarshapedstar: Recent research shows that chickens may actually be the decendants of the T-Rex. Not very redundant, really.

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scarshapedstar — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:53:41 MDT

"He just looks like a dinosaur. Or a chicken."

I hate to get all biologist here, but that's redundant.

scarshapedstar

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mrbloober — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:11:21 MDT

Man, he needs his mane of red hair! It's not Bowser without red hair.

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Alex_Mexico — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:03:26 MDT

@M:
Wow, never thought about that yet. I sooo second you XD

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Dopeski — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:01:09 MDT

@spaz33: I wonder if people would be too creeped out by it to not even play it... or so intrigued by a life like Mario game to want to play it more? Hmm!

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spaz33 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:57:36 MDT

@Dopeski: That would be really nasty! All those mushrooms and turtles. Hitting ur head to a prick wall, nice!

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kefkakrazy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:56:57 MDT

Hmm. The limbs are a tad too long, I think, and Bowser's stance is slightly more upright-the shell is more diagonal 'cuz his legs are shorter, I guess. Still, very cool. I like.

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SenorCerebrum — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:55:06 MDT

This is where McDonald's meat comes from.

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jackal888 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:54:18 MDT

Where are the real Koopa Kids? Real Goombas?

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Dopeski — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:51:24 MDT

Hmm, imaging a life like, realistic Mario game.

That would be fucked up.

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Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:51:13 MDT

Would like to see real Peach next.

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new_pornographer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:47:10 MDT

Good effort! Although I think Bowser would be a lot more built and less scrawny. Imagine crossing the above with a generic WWE wrestler build and you'll kind of get near to what I have in mind.

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xXFallenXx — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:46:23 MDT

He's not even scary.
He looks more "misunderstood" then anything else.

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Maaxxx — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:46:09 MDT

Oh no its same bowser from end of super mario bros. the movie.

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axiom — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:45:52 MDT

Bowser should see a chiropractor ASAP.

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el_gordo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:45:02 MDT

Pretty darn sweet. How about an epic scene of the pair dueling in Bowser's castle? That would rule the internet.

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thesuperiormurray — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:42:44 MDT

Reminds me of Spike from The Land Before Time.

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KainReborn — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:37:53 MDT

That one actually looks kinda cool, and it won't haunt my dreams like the Mario one.

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akilshohen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:36:38 MDT

so if that thing was in your room, you wouldn't run or try to kill it?

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Vorpal — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:35:34 MDT

I want one for my SELF. That's awesome!

Vorpal