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Mario That You Can Always Sit On

latemporisateur — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:15:15 MDT

HAHAHAHAHA! shine on crazy diamond.

latemporisateur

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Demolition Debbie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:21:04 MDT

Nice ass ;]

Demolition Debbie

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bobtheduck — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:23:35 MDT

@KirbySS: Ouch... The fill on that would be absolute torture, especially if they used white ink for the eyes...

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Xul — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:15:50 MDT

@aiko.adonia: That could be scary.

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JackGreylock — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:32:32 MDT

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I see your ass and raise you an arm.

JackGreylock

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yashichi8bit — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:31:21 MDT

For real?

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karl_hungus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:21:43 MDT

well, at least he threw in an homage to galaxy by getting that black hole in the middl...

oh, man...thats not ink.

karl_hungus

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inn1t — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:36:00 MDT

Symbolic of the great divide in the mushroom kingdom.

inn1t

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Bernard McGraw — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:47:53 MDT

Dude should wear a thong from now on. I'm serious. That's awesome.

Bernard McGraw

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Shyguy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:44:43 MDT

@Finalboss: Very funny!

That is just a waste of good tattooin'!

Shyguy

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aiko.adonia — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:39:50 MDT

@Kavatar:

Now I think someone should take that idea and turn into a star wars ass tattoo

aiko.adonia

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Xerxes 8933A — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:36:47 MDT

Woo! Go Edmonton, go Oilers! Great looking tattoo. Also, thats a great ass, and I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say so.

Xerxes 8933A

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Finalboss — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:33:27 MDT

Wario waft coming through

Finalboss

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RhymePhile — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:29:19 MDT

It's not easy to tell from the photo, but perhaps this guy is getting a "suit," that is, a full body tattooed suit. Pretty much everything would be covered in ink with the exception of the, er, ass crack and the, um, frontal region.

Beautiful ink, in my opinion. Much better than some of the crappy gamer tats we've seen.

And yes, more man asses. Masses? We likes the equal opportunity Kotaku, precious.

RhymePhile

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Lainface — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:19:57 MDT

That is quite possibly the best male ass I've ever seen.

Nintendo power!

Lainface

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Mact — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:19:39 MDT

Now to what was going to be my original attempt at humor:

Well, at least any potential boyfriend has something to look at.

Mact

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Mact — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:18:49 MDT

@Cchrist:

I love when people get so damn offended when other people question a totally different person's choice.

It's like if the offended person doesn't state that it's the other person's choice (which is pretty damn obvious), the entire world will fall apart.

Mact

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stonefry — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:17:31 MDT

And in future news:

Tattooed ass guy finally able to sit.

Can you imagine?

stonefry

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天雷 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:55:30 MDT

What he should have gotten instead is a Super Mario Galaxy tattoo, where Mario is jumping over one of those black holes.

天雷

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Spike — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:46:27 MDT

I think this is a thing of beauty.

Spike

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Ichidou — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:32:37 MDT

@battra92: Fail. The beauty with good idea/bad idea is that it's usually witty with it's wording.

Example:
Good idea: Playing football with grandpa

Bad idea: Playing football WITH grandpa

Ichidou

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Kelinor — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:20:12 MDT

@Cruithne: *chokegiggle* Orly.

I think this post is great. MORE MEN'S BUTTOCKS, LESS JUBBLIES.

:) Equal opportunties, guys!

PS. The tattoo looks strangely awesome for such a strange place.

Kelinor

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humorbot — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:15:09 MDT

Woo! That works better than coffee! Good morning.

humorbot

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wtfomg — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:00:48 MDT

What a shitty tattoo!

OH GOD THE ZINGERS

wtfomg

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DAlandy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:39:28 MDT

That's some sneaky-sneaky butt hair creeping out of the crack.

DAlandy

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riler — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:24:33 MDT

don't go down that pipe, Mario!

riler

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idrumgood — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:17:38 MDT

I think it's funny that he got these done in Canada while wearing boxers that say 'America'.

Also, Kotaku, when are you gonna post MY gamer tat!?

I sent the pics to Fahey almost a week ago.

idrumgood

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Kavatar — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:14:42 MDT

He should have had the characters on each cheek facing each other, because it's divided into good guys vs bad guys already. Make them look like they're ready to rumble!

Kavatar

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headc4se — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:02:34 MDT

This is awesome work. Makes me wonder what's up with all the ink articles lately. IGN Gear has one on some guy's awesome Spidey ink:

[gear.ign.com]

headc4se

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Zim — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:56:08 MDT

Im really confused why a guy would get a tattoo on his ass. I mean with a girl at least if she goes to the beach/swimming she can wear a thong and people can see.

Even if a guy wears a speedo (which they shouldn't) it's going to be have obscured.

With a girl a tattoo on her ass there will be certain times when her boyfriend will be looking at it of course. I can't think of any positions where a girl would really see a guys naked ass though. Apart from just walking around naked.

So yea I don't get who this tattoo is for O.o; I mean it's not like he will have an easy time seeing it himself either. I can't even begin to imagine how bad the reactions from girls you were with would be either. I don't think laughter/what the hell is that? are the responses you want from pulling your pants down.

Not to mention as you grow older that area is going to sag a lot more than other areas lol

It's a shame because it's actually a pretty nice looking tattoo. Would love to know the guys reason for the placement.

Zim

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SPectrXX — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:55:52 MDT

@Dyll: 'Fantastic Man-Ass'? Wow that has to be the quote of the day.....wait it is only 6am....geez

SPectrXX

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dirtybacon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:29:13 MDT

Can't...take....my eyes....off...mario

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Pinhead — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:27:48 MDT

@pandafresh: Maybe he's doing an arty Sin City style tattoo.

Pinhead

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pandafresh — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:04:52 MDT

the random shading is throwing me off, and why is there only 1 patch of color? i mean if he wanted to return to get it colored, he shouldnt have gotten it shaded...

pandafresh

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okenny :) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:53:28 MDT

Why must I see another guys ass in the morning? :( I hope this doesn't set the tone for the rest of my day.

okenny :)

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battra92 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:49:12 MDT

Time for another Good Idea Bad idea

Good Idea:
Wearing a T-Shirt with Mario on it.

Bad Idea:
Getting Mario tattooed on your butt.

The End

battra92

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Juriva — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:43:01 MDT

If this guy is anything like my brother, he'll have no problem "showing off" his tattoos to anyone who wants to see them, and even some people who don't.

At least his butt isn't hairy like my brother's, though.

Juriva

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FightingChance — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:38:06 MDT

"Since when did you need to have a reason to get inked?"

Apparently, you don't need any reason anymore, seeing how much proliferation there's been of these.

FightingChance

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zanzibarlegend — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:21:34 MDT

Buddy: hey stop cheating!

Tat dude: too bad you suck at playin brawl..stop picking kirby, u got no shot!

Buddy: Ok you give me no choice!

Tat dude:what?!

Buddy: I'm gonna get Mario on your ass!

Tat dude: (pulls pants down) too late buddy.

zanzibarlegend

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Horseflesh — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:11:40 MDT

@Cchrist: You're right. I should have gone for not very nice AT ALL. The man gave himself Marioass for the love of god.

The only way he can possibly redeem himself is by saying "I have to go take a Poodooboo" every time he needs a BM.

Horseflesh

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Dyll — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:53:11 MDT

I know we're all very manly and such here on Kotaku, but lets be honest for a second. That is a fantastic man ass.
Agreed?

Dyll

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Cchrist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:31:54 MDT

@Horseflesh: What? That's not very nice dude!

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KaRmAChAnG — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:31:36 MDT

It's a nice tattoo but who's he really gonna show it too?

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Horseflesh — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:27:21 MDT

I hope he gets raped with a Magic Mushroom.

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Mr. Pie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:08:33 MDT

I read ''ass'' and I clicked on the news headline.... then I read ''his'' and rolled in my own misery T_T

Nice tattoo....... (Yes... once inside, I had too look at it... I'M A MONSTER!)

Mr. Pie

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EmTeeZ — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:08:31 MDT

Stupid.

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that_happy_cat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:07:01 MDT

Pounding more colour into his ass???

I'm sure that's been ripped from some other kind of website...

that_happy_cat

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Fyren — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:05:46 MDT

See, regardless of placement; this ink is full of win on two grounds.

Bowser on his pimpmobie fighting Mario over a crack.

I don't even know how to sort this visual stimulation...ow.

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Cchrist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:01:28 MDT

@TheTheTheTheWhat:Thats not what i meant. I was talking about after a tattoo is done.

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jigglypoofs — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:46:27 MDT

Who wants a Moustache riiddeee??

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TheTheTheTheWhat — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:44:51 MDT

Does no one notice that this is some of the best tattoo art seen on the site yet? The artist must have been a gamer. Except for the odd smoke on the right cheek, the details are dead on (Toad's spots, Mario and Luigi's letters are usually drawn just as color).

As for the tattoo debate, no one is stopping you from getting these tattoos, you have the freedom if you want. What people are trying to do is show you an idea you might not of thought of yet.

You might say "I don't care what everyone else says", which is understandable to some degree, but if you flip off your friends for their ideas, you're kind of an antisocial asshole who probably doesn't want to hear people talk anyway?

TheTheTheTheWhat

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Cchrist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:42:49 MDT

@KirbySS: Oh i'm calm :) just used a bit too many fucks. Just don't like it when people don't show respect.

@Meuacan: Thats what i meant. :D And this is coming from someone with a huge Alkaline Trio logo on his leg. The looks on people's faces are sometimes unbelieveable.

It's just one of those moments where the internet lets you down because it doesn't understand the tone of your voice :) i just swear alot in general and sometimes it comes out here.

Cchrist

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jaws3people0 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:41:51 MDT

well whenever i am strapped for cash and need more motivation to get out there to earn more i will think that some people make enough money to spend it on ass tats... :/

jaws3people0

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Meuacan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:31:36 MDT

@KirbySS: Although his response might be a little...ornery... I do completely understand where he's coming from with that.

I always get questions as to 'why did I get that', 'why did I get that there' or shit like that and people will actually mean it in a bad way. Apparently, people think they have a say so in what I do with my body and it seriously pisses me off when they do that.

So, Cchrist, I'm with you on this one, bub.

Meuacan

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KirbySS — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:25:37 MDT

@Cchrist: Bloody hell, calm down there, buddy.

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Poison — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:22:25 MDT

@KirbySS: Great balls of fire!
The thought alone made me lol.

Poison

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jackal888 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:21:41 MDT

That is the most I have ever looked at a man's ass. Thank you Kotaku ,thank you.

Nice tattoo , I cant say that location is ideal.Maybe his job required him putting it somewhere hidden?

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:18:18 MDT

CAN'T UNSEE IT!
I wonder if he farts lakitus....

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Alex_Mexico — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:15:52 MDT

@vln:
Geez, you always this crank-..... wait a minute, I see what you did there. Kudos!

Alex_Mexico

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Cchrist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:14:50 MDT

@Cchrist: I am ofcourse reffering to anyone that says "Why did he put it on his ass? That's stupid!"

We'll as the answer useually is with tattoo's: Because he wanted to. Since when did you need to have a reason to get inked?

It's his own fucking body so who the fuck are you to judge? Hell he could have a picture of the queen on there for all i care. His body not yours.

Cchrist

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JumpmanSenior — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:08:16 MDT

And Birdo's on the front.

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SpearXXI — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:05:51 MDT

Well, I would think getting a tat on your ass would be a bad idea, because you have to endure all the peeling that happens the first couple of weeks... *shrug*

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Cchrist — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:00:56 MDT

Doesn't matter what or where it is. Wen it's about tattoos there's always some twat that knows it better. Useually don't have any tattoo's themselves either.

Cchrist

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icepick314 — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:00:27 MDT

now that's what i call plumber's ass!

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vln — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:57:31 MDT

@Maaxxx:
thats what i ment with details,
they forgot the spots on toad to...
guess its just a half-ass job ;)

vln

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Maaxxx — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:54:01 MDT

you forgot the letter M in Mario and L for Luigi. people will think you got to mario's. i can't believe it on ass, watch for those power bombs its a dozy.

Maaxxx