<![CDATA[Grade the Draft! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft! - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Gotta vote for that asshole dog

E-Grizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tetris block al the way.

PsycheE

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Voted but I spent my time actually watching the NFL draft.

Majpain007

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Um.. well, I guess the dog.. because my avatar demands it.

sandwiches

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I can't believe that Harry Hooligan from Keystone Kapers wasn't picked!

I mean come on...
He steals your loot, then rubs it in by not even using the elevators and still escaping from the roof!
He also seems to be invulnerable to damage from radios, shopping carts, bouncing balls, and even airplanes!





phor11

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> That Asshole Dog is still laughing at me! After all these years he still finds a reason to point and laugh at me by stealing the draft away from me!

I hear him laughing still... I was 9 you son of a bitch (literaly)! Who laughs at a 9 year old when they can't hit a methed-up duck flying around in patterns that defy the laws of physics??

One day I will get you Asshole Dog...one day....

Mr.SithNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I will take the Dog for the win!

Cyclolink

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> asshole dog ftw

horsekateer

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Scazza:

Regarding the Tetris block, I've actually yelled out "BAM" when I got it for a Tetris, even though the word was so incorrect. It just felt right.

Darthvinder

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole Dog? A steal at the 32nd pick. Fucking birds from Ninja Gaiden? A real sleeper.
If I had to grade I would say A+ to those 2 picks, Mega Man and Solid Snake were you're safety picks, I'll give those a B+ for prudence but a lack of creativity. And an F for Zombie. While he may always show up, he is also always destroyed. Way to squander the 2nd pick...

I am really disappointed that nobody managed to pick one of the most obvious choices, and this is because I just picked up the game but... Blue Shell! No matter who is winning, Blue Shell will F you in the A.

Great idea, Kotaku, thanks for that.

captronj

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> PYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYROPYRO

Yes, I like the Pyro. Tetris block was a second, but since he's winning...

Eranmane

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Never played any of those game except Tetris. Sorry, 0/10.

Kovitlac

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @artofwar420: You KNEW???!!!??

iamcool388

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> What Witzbold said. Asshole dog all the way.

jallen

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Pfft. All those other characters die with mere bullets to their soft, pinkish parts. The Duck Hunt dog is like Superman not wearing tight clothes.

LegendFSL

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I voted for Kodos.

MIKEAWESOME

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Since BIG RED BLOCK MACHINE from the Tron Intelivision game is not a choice.... I vote for Ryu Hyabusa. Just ask Doku if you think he can be killed.

davahsa

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Max Payne has enough charisma to talk his enemies to death, and we're not even talking about his arsenal yet.

Plus, he's my namesake, which makes him ten times as awesome.

MaxS

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I would have voted for Snake, but if he tried to necksnap that damn dog his hands would pass right through it.

Wizzard

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tetris Block. I've never felt so much frustration having a perfect setup for the long block only to be stuck with the s block.

deviantCharles

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Voted for Asshole Dog for its near invulnerability. God damn, I hated that thing.

My pick would've been Raz of Psychonauts. All the guns in the world are useless when he can throw a door at your face and go wander around inside your mind. Sure, he's more experienced with fixing mental praublems than creating them, but I'm sure that with a little training during the off season, he can warp the mind of anyone he goes up against. Even that damn dog.

Improvidence

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> It has to be Mike Tyson, because he is really crazy and says things like this:

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."

or

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Pure Magic that is.

Brimful

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole dog got my vote. Manny from Grim Fandango would be my second choice. Who can argue with a revolutionary fighting corruption in the land of the dead who is also good at solving puzzles?

fleet

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ugh... I SHAMELESSLY voted for Megaman. UGH... maybe not so shamelessly...

MaiAriSquee

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I just talked to Tetris Block 4. He thanks you for your support and hopes you will vote for him. He also told me to remind you that a vote for the asshole dog is akin to a vote for Cheney.

Hey, I'm just the messenger. :)

Spoony Bard

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I would have loved to vote for myself, but DAMN! Fletch made one hell of a convincing argument. Plus, he's a Graphic Illustrator, something that I one day hope to succeed as.

Pezdispenser

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Why is there a snake in the plane?! I HATE SNAKES!!!

Woden501

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @zombieistired: THANK YOU... my pick got left out. /cry

Balance_In_Life

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Max Payne since Max Payne 2 is one of my favorite games. (I hope they release a third one or Alan Wake soon).

kylo4

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole Dog got my vote.

PaulHunter

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> METAL GEAR???!!!?!?!

artofwar420

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole Dog without a doubt. Fletch summed him up beautifully.

GoldenGotGame

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> MMMPH PH MPPH MH!
MOOOOPH!

roflwaffles

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> What the hell?!?!?! Father Gregori is a badass. He deserves to be up there. Otherwise, I'd have to say Asshole Dog.

I kind of wanted to draft Jocko from Penn and Teller's Desert Bus. Such commitment.

InsidiousTuna

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> The asshole dog was by far the most well thought out- Anyone can pick a protagonist like Snake, Megaman,Payne, Ryu, and Quake guy- it takes heart to pick the guy everybody hates even though all he wants to do it help out.

The-Blur

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> The Dog. He can't be beaten.

Chillblain

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Would it be appropriate for me not to vote for a ninja?

ninjafetus

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @ビッグ ボス: Solid Snake WAS a steal... I was no. 16, I didnt expect to get him... thankfully no one in the first 15 picked him!

iamcool388

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Max Payne.
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My pick would have been Sargent Johnson. His leadership skill have gotten many a man through battle and with so much dry cool wit he could be an action hero. His sniper skills are unmatched, although in the few months between Halo 1 and Halo 3 his aim got shakey but that's it. And he never died.

Like, ever.

In Halo 1 he would fight to the end and still appear in the next level. He could fall off one of many cliffs and still come back. You could actually walk up to him and shoot between the eyes and see him fall to the ground. What happens when you come back? He's gone. His body didn't disappear. You know what happened? He got up and then beat you to the next level. Who else can survive so many head shots (besides Payne)? He survived a Flood attack due to a preexisting medical condition known as Kick Ass (or Boren's Syndrome). After the Pillar of Autumn was set to go boom, he was off in the desert kicking it with an Elite. He didn't care. As soon as you think he's blown to hell a you see a Pelican flying around the ring's wreckage. Guess who's on board? That's right. SJ.

In Halo 2 he kept the truce between humans and Elites strong and piloted a Scarab through the Brute's territory and helped take out Tartarus.

In Halo 3 he rescued the Chief(!) and when he was captured he demanded Keyes kill them both for everyone else. Unfortunately he was unsuccessful and had to escape to fight later. But when he came back he was already lasering Flood and saving your hide. When he talked back to Eyeball 3000 he was blasted by a super powerful laser, but he still wasn't dead. He then saved you (again...) from Spark but you had to take his laser and steal the show because you're a jerk. The last you see of him the control room is collapsing around him. Shows over right? You never actually see him die for sure, do you? No one checked for a pulse. and we don't see where his body goes.

He can't die because he has be around to save your ass in Halo 4.

Erwin

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Snake gets the sympathy vote since he's kinda sorta gonna die soon...but hopefully not.

ninjaraiden

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tetris Block, all the way...
@KaneRobot: LOL- tell that to James Buster Douglas. ;-p I bet against Tyson that night, and won. I loved that fight!

Menolly

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Deyardly: Owen asked for 2-3 sentences... Not an essay, hence the short pieces..

Scazza

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> nobody chose sonic :(

Anyway snake ftw. that asshole dog was close but snake could catch him, gut him, and eat him for dinner.

Weasel3689

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Solid Snake was the steal of the draft. Asshole Dog from Duck Hunt is great, but a bit of a reach at the position he was taken. Definitely overvalued.

Though if it makes the the rest of the drafters feel better, almost everyone reached in the first round of today's NFL draft, so good job matching the "experts".

ビッグ ボス

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> This is not a contest. Tyson hits you and knocks you down. The end.

KaneRobot

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> On their own I would have voted for Snake. But Asshole Dog was propped the best. Can't argue against it. I don't think another game character has ever taken as much abuse with so little effect.

I one ruined a friend's weekend by telling him that there was a easter egg in Duck Hunt. I told him there was a single vulnerable pixel in one frame of asshole dog's animation that would kill him, but you had to be quick and precise...

Don't think he ever forgave me.

(Think my choice would have been C&C's Cane. Guy can basically use only his charisma to repeatedly raise armies powerful enough to -almost- take over the entire world. And he can't be killed.)

Zadaz

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Pickens: @KeroseneClimax:
Yeaaaahhhhh, SOME dudes know who's got the real power.
and if I hear one more person call it a "hovercar"... There. Will. Be. Trouble.



ZinkO: Balls of the Patriots

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I don't even know what the Draft is, being a Brit, but I was asked to pick someone.
I think Owen's instructions and method ensured that we didn't have obvious choices, we all had to pick not knowing what other people picked, and no one wanted to have to pick again, so I think that meant people deliberately opted for non obvious choices.
I made my own choice based upon a character who is a staple of video games, bt always seems to get overlooked.

Cruithne

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Wait. Why is there a picture of X up there?

Reilaos~

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tetris Block FTW!

AUAnonymous

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I would have thrown Ramza Beoulve into the mix myself. Aside from having the capability to master many different classes and a slew of abilities, ranging from the calculator's mathematically induced destructive magics to ridiculous amounts of damage from his duel wielded fists as a monk. In addition to his versatility and power though, Not only does he manage to save the world, the poor guy gets no credit for it anyhow. He gets screwed over and double crossed time after time, but still he takes care of it all in the end.

Course, if you want to not worry about the storyline aspects, you could still easily argue for a FFT character in T.G. Cid. That guy was so brokenly ass-kicking powerful it wasn't even funny.

zariuszer0

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I'm just really surprised no one drafted the Eggplant Wizard.

That dude is a bitch.

Gomerboy

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @KeroseneClimax:
Yeah, I definitely would have voted for Falcon if he were on the list. I swear, that video is the reason I love F-Zero, Captain Falcon, and the internet.

Asshole Dog's bullet invincibility doesn't cut it when he's taking a Falcon Punch to the face. Heck, Captain Falcon even has a gun on his belt, but he doesn't use it and he doesn't NEED to use it.

Pickens

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Dogs can pretend to be taking over and winning, but when faced with Snake... they cant risk starting shit, can they?

Asshole dog keeps picking up courage to come in and deal a fatal blow, and keeps running away at the last moment cowering in fear... Snake keeps chilling, secure in the knowledge that he's the best.

Asshole Dog: "Damn, that reeks of badass." Here's proof...


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iamcool388

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I completely amazed as to how random the choices of this draft have been selected. In all interest I think all 32 should be represented, just by a link to the argument. Some of the ones "who made solid, defensible picks for great value at their draft positions" made fairly short, and in my opinion fairly dull arguments based on solid nothing! Still Ruy Hayabusa gets my vote anyday, so I couldn't care :)

Deyardly

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> The Ninja Gaiden birds FTW!!!

I am really surprised to see that a lot of obvious characters got left out for once. I was sure I would see Cloud or Sephiroth or both in the draft.

Being a minor FF fanboy though I may have picked General Leo from FF6 because he was a serious ass kicker who should have played a bigger role in the game (and been usable much longer). Or maybe Laharl from Disgaea if he did have suck an annoying personality.

RykinPoe

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I still don't have a clue what a draft is :D

Estel

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Bard to the Bone: Yeah no.

ManjiKengo

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> ASSHOLE DOG!

Vegan Shinigami

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @ManjiKengo: Plus, He's just a bad ass.
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ManjiKengo

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> i dont understand what this is.. basically a gamefaqs character battle on kotaku?

Bard to the Bone

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Illusion: I drafted Guts due to the obscurity, connection to being human and the feeling of dependability. Despite being a bad ass anti-hero that hates everyone, he's never not kept a promise ever since a certain something happened in his life.

ManjiKengo

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ryu got picked up for the best value at the tail end of the draft

swordfish2eva1

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @KeroseneClimax:

Faaaaaaaaaaalcon PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH

ManjiKengo

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I'm completely confused by exactly what everybody was drafting based on? Best character at/in what? Development? Winning a fight? Nostalgia value? Obscurity so that OMG, UR SUCH A REBEL? Whatever is funny to you at the moment? Seems like all these and more were the basis for picks. If you do this again, that should be made clear to all drafters so we have a less...eclectic mix.

Illusion

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Depends on which Tetris block. The L-Block is ridiculously powerful, although its hook still requires quick thinking on the player's part, while the S and Z blocks, while interesting as a concept, aren't very functional and can really screw up your game. The O block is just another one of those boring same-old blocks, and the I block is...well, it's block Jebus, here to deliver us from the growing pile of shit that we're sitting on before it blows up in our face.

man in gauze is king ramses II, silly.

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ryu for the win.

ShaggE

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @globones: I see you are not in the know...

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Yeah, he's that strong.

KeroseneClimax

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> PAAAYYNNNE!

geoffcbassett

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]>

Hah, Fletch wins again. The dog is clearly the best choice.

Also, check this shirt out (I bought one, but it isn't mine...):
[shirt.woot.com]

This little dog is hidden in on the shirt.

Pheonix2og

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @ZinkO: The Game (the kind you just lost):

the only thing falcon can do to stop anyone on this list is to run them over with his hover car. thats it.

globones

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Truepatriot: My thoughts exactly!

Novellion

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> what's WRONG with you people? No Captain Falcon? He could take on everyone on this list at once while asleep!

ZinkO: Balls of the Patriots

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> At first I thought Asshole Dog was a solid choice. And then I realized he had absolutely zero offensive capabilities. So I thought about it for awhile and then came to the conclusion that that was the beauty of Asshole Dog; he doesn't really do anything but piss you off. A pissed off opponent can only make them messy, uncoordinated and all around bad. Thus, comboed with even a subpar team you can achieve easy wins. And that's what a draft is for!

So, of course, I chose Asshole Dog.

Pickens

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I still feel Asshole Dog was an amazing sleeper pick.

bangbangblah

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @McClain: That was my second pick. Kefka though beats him.

Balance_In_Life

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Big Daddy would make one hell of a lineman. If this was a football draft. Is it a football draft? I still don't know {:(

TSlade

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ryu Hyabusa because Ninja's are always cool. Even when you catch them sleeping with your g/f.

captain_laxpants

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Owen you fucker!

Zombie was clearly the best choice.
OK, don't sweat it, i've long since come to terms with the fact that most of the world doesn't understand my genius.
Anyway, I voted Pyro.

Cruithne

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Mega man for me =] Currently working through Mega Man 2 on the wii

Impul5se

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> where the hell is kefka ;[

zombieistired

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Voted Snake, can't believe how low he is. Max Payne would be my other choice though, they better make another damn game soon.

el_rezzo

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Solid Snake here. He may have a legion of weird fans, but I'll be damned if I said he didn't deserve his recognition. The fact he's not dying of lung cancer after so much smoking is an astonishment in itself. Now if Terry Bogard or Kos-Mos was up here, then there would be a problem...

Honorable mentions to Ryu Hayabusa, Mega Man and Max Payne though.

KeroseneClimax

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> mfn mmn mfm fmmn mffnn

(pyro)

Hoboman725

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole Dog: the only indestructible character on there.

Though, to be fair, it is the Tetris piece's duty to be destructive.

peAr nectAr

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> The dog and Snake are rolling.Congrats

enewtabie

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> my initial reaction on best draft day pick was the long tetris block...but then i thought about it...there was nothing worse to have the screen almost completely filled up and you NEED the T shape, but of course you get the long tetris block which leads you to your death and a horrible remainder of the day. the piece you rely on to help you win can also be your worst enemy.

having said that, the asshole dog takes the cake...when it comes down to crunch time, id place my bets on the dog that doesnt die.

jaeohen

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Dog. I hated how I could never shoot it when my damn birds would fly off the screen.

Almost worth modding the game just to change that.

egyptomix

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ryu Hyabusa FTW

globones

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Anything from the Orange Box = Epic Fail

globones

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I'd have to go with asshole dog. Solid Snake is awesome, and probably my favorite character next to Chun-Li (Mmm, thighs. She could draft my pick), but asshole dog is definitely memorable and even worse, you can't kill him. If this draft actually lead to anything, asshole dog would definitely annoy the other characters.

enigma89

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Snake FTW!!! Snake??? SNAAAAAAKKKEEEE!!!!

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I would have drafted Psycho Mantis.

McClain

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> SithNinja FTW.

Pezdispenser pick = epic fail.

globones

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> YOur an evil man but because i have the biggest man crush on this person... i'm going to have to chose snake. Have you seen the texture on his new butt? for an old man WOW!... wait. Go SNAKE

FP Shindokie

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Arahem:

How can anybody vote for him.
There are several great characters up there.. i just don't get it

snk429

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Ryu for me. You can't beat a dude who stole the holy grail, and fights ancient demons with a wooden stick.

Not even if you're an asshole dog.

Krondonian

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Pyro for me, fire's cool and he plays a mean fireaxe.

Arahem

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tyson, hardest boss ever.

argh

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Luca Blight would totally end everyone on that list.

He is the benchmark by which evil is measured. He was an utter killing machine who took 24 people to bring down.

If you'd played the game, you'd know this to be true.

Edmon

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Go Hayabusa, go ninjas!!!

KM91

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Those fucking birds from ninja gaiden should be included, just to compare to Ryu Hyabusa's votes. I bet you they would get more.

Ghede

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I note none of my favourites are up here - no SHODAN, no Manny? Bah!

directhex

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Asshole dog, totally asshole dog.

Witzbold

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @AndrewDB:

None of them. Tetris blocks are 4 large, you can only ever clear 4 lines in one go

directhex

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> McFadden to Oakland. Oh wait, this isn't the NFL draft?

flashtut

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> I love Max and Snake.. so hard to choose.

I voted Snake.. lets see if it'll let me vote again, for Max this time

snk429

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> only one choice... that bastard dog...

Tetris block is easily second... its just... you know.. you wait for him... and when he comes, everything is just perfect.

I am just glad that not everyone picked the typical characters, alot of good ones that made ya go "oh yeah..."

Scazza

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Mike918: Thanks dude. Solid Snake all the way... It would be a fitting send-off. You know, in case he dies or something in MGS4. *wipes tear*

iamcool388

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> @Cchrist:

Thank you sir.

Asshole Dog is sooooooo awesome. You were right Owen ... you were right. Mike Tyson and Tetris Block were great picks too.

dead_red_eyes

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> after the explination for mega man theres no way i could vote for anyone else

Truepatriot

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Some tough choices.I didn't make it but this is going to be tough.

enewtabie

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Gooo Snake!!!

Mike918

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> It was a tough choice between Mega Man and Pyro...but then it all became clear.

Asshole Dog FTW

Hopanoe

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Tetris Block ftw.

I mean how many other things can clear 5 lines in a row?

AndrewDB

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Snake! Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE!!!!

(I voted Solid Snake just because of the "ooooooh" factor)

Candlejack

]]> <![CDATA[Grade the Draft!]]> Payne it is!

Cchrist

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