<![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> SOOOooo not only is he a crappy movie maker but he is STUPID as hell also????? NICE!!!!!!!!!!

freespeech

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Grave of the Fireflies: you didnt like the Island? I thought it was really good.

JokesJokes

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I'm surprised no-one has mentioned that after getting a script written by two con artists, not, y'know, a real writer...he liked the script and wanted to make the film.

You'd think he would realise the difference between a real and a fake script.

Oh...it's Uwe.

Krondonian

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Word Man: @Word Man:

actually being defeated by usama bin laden and his bunch of assholes is worst you prick.

"honi soit qui mal y pense" and "dieu et mon droit" et va te faire enculer !

Napoleon_Ist

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Thank.........God.

shutitnow

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I would SO pay $8 for an Uwe Boll directed movie about Uwe Boll. It'd be like An Inconvenient Truth, but coherent.

tzaketh

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Mr Herring

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Salen: Really!? That's fantastic. Just let me private message you my name, social security #, and bank account #.

ceilingFANBOY

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> You know what would be even better then watching a movie about Uwe Boll? Renting Tim Burton's "Ed Wood".

NeoStarr

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> So, a red light didn't go off when someone approached Uwe and asked him to direct a movie?

I wouldn't wish Uwe on my worst enemies script.

mitsoxfan

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I for one, welcome an Uwe Boll interpretation of the Metal Gear Solid verse.

Who could forget House of the Dead? That was an amazing piece of b-movie magic. Imagine the alternative MGS world that Boll would create. Imagine the small details of the game being put into the product, and then trying to figure out which sequel they're from. If we're really lucky, Uwe may even include actual footage of MSG in the movie, somehow.

And if we're really lucky, Kurt Russell will play Snake with an overdub by David Hayter. Because Uwe just has magic like that.

ekkobi

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> "I never trust a Frenchman."

-Revolver Ocelot, MGS2

YUYU

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Uwe Boll is such a bad ass. Wtb movies about Uwe Boll beating up nerds and getting chicks to do sex scenes for his movies (I'm looking at you bloodrayne), the guy is a master at his craft! (the craft of kicking ass and droppin underoos for the camera.).

Derigor

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Stay the fuck off Konami Boll.

Rengenki

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> This is why Germans hate the French.

Trailnutz

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> A movie in which two people fool a director, a studio, and the public into thinking the much-reviled director will be doing a film about a beloved character....

this is like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back & The Producers all rolled into one!

Wei

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> The one comment I'm surprised to not see here:
Why would Uwe think Konami would hire French guys to write a screenplay? If they wanted to make a film that wasn't Uwe Boll-caliber, they'd probably use people a few thousand miles closer to Hollywood. Just a thought.
Next thought: Maybe he's the retard he claims everyone else is...

rentahero1

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Are the French guys conning him, or is he conning the French guys?

KM91

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @male roof blower (CFB): You're the cousin of Uwe Boll? You have my condolences.

Now that we got that out of the way, I have some prime beach front property in Florida you maybe interested in...

Salen

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I would like to see someone make a Metal Gear Game. MGS2, MGS3 and MGS4 are all movies, not games.

Also it's time we all put Uwe Boll in perspective. Yes, the vast majority of his films are complete shite. However the likes of Paul W.S. Anderson and Michael Bay are incapable of making any good movies, wether they are based on games or not.

Take Alone in the Dark, rubbish film. I can honestly say, hand on heart it was far better than the likes of Transformers or Mortal Kombat.

Please Kotaku, stop with the Uwe Boll hate. There are far bigger arseholes out there that are deserving of our scorn.

Grave of the Fireflies

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Uwe Boll is Ed Wood for the twenty first century.
Oh, and most French guys could kick Y'all's asses.
I know You all talk smack about them on the interwebs, but trust me, come to France and try some of that shit, the reaming you'd get would make what just happened to Uwe look like free oral sex.

Cruithne

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> lmao fantastic stpry ^^

i bet those two frnch guys just wanted a good laugh :D

nOObert

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Pinhead: I second this notion and would pay money to see 90 minute flick on Uwe. No, I am not being sarcastic and it isn't opposite day.

Love him or hate him, he has more personality than most of the public-figure-drones out there and I commend that.

Blue_Six

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I did a project for university on the subject of Uwe Boll last year.

I have never been game enough to check what mark I got for it.

marmidukestank

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I'd like to see Uwe Boll - The Movie, in the style of a 1930s screwball comedy.

Pinhead

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Poor guy. I like you Uwe, you're a fun guy. Just stay away from the good videogames and you're alright in my book.

His audio commentary for Alone in the Dark is hilarious!

"Tara Reid looks really intelligent with the eye glass... I hope." -laughs-

I am ERROR

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Two french guys huh? Were they Moi and Moi?
Yeah, I knew it.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> OK seriously.. I'm tired of seeing Uwe Boll giving me the finger. I'm totally going to block that image forever.

Roller

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> CURSE YOU FRANCE!

Frank

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @WhaleMenace: I believe that as long as Hideo is involved it will prove to be awesome, but you may be right as well

Word Man

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> please, no-one. AND I MEAN NO-ONE make a Metal Gear Movie.

It can't be done. or rather it can but it will never live up to the games. The stories are ridiculous, insane. I love MGS with all my heart. My favorite VG of all time. It is not a story for the masses though. Can it, make it end. Never film it. Please.

WhaleMenace

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Wow...there seem to be a lot of George Bush fans here tonight. Just can't stop talking about him can they?
I always like to keep my politics sepparate from my videogame discussions, helps keep things polite...

...and on topic.


JokesJokes

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Haha I just watched his last chef d'oeuvre: "In the name of the king" earlier tonight. The thing is, there was about as much content about Dungeon Siege in that movie as there is in Lord of the Rings. Which is pretty much what the movie is based/ripped from.

But man was it funny as hell... "Yarrr! We're evil creatures so we march in mud completely disorganized while puching weird siege engine!" Oh and these said siege engines are the only "siege" you'll find in there. As for the very important part of "dungeon", be assured to know that there is a castle somewhere at some point.

Malaky

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Spenze

You can find all about it, just search him on wikipedia. It's actually legit. Sadly.

stetsonblade

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Word Man: Yes, there is George W. Bush.

Fireblast

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> there is supposed to be a metal gear movie, david hayter (voice of solid snake) was considered but turned down for it... the movie i think is listed on wikipedia under hideo kojima...

If a metal gear movie comes out its made by Hideo himself and not uwe boll, mr boll will ruin my love for metal gear...

segamanxero

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Someday someone is going to write a brilliant biography for this man capturing all the crazy nuances that make him so fascinating and his bizarre life.

He will then acquire the film rights... And ruin it.

Sicrowell

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> That's a new low for Uwe.

Hylian

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Wow, as much as I hate that guy, I kind of feel bad for him. I mean, it wasn't his fault really. He could of checked sources first, but other than that, it must of seemed legit. Can't blame him for wanting to make another movie, that petition is getting pretty big.

ItsSuperEffective

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> The funny thing is the scrip could have actually been good and they were ready to let Uwe ruin it.

ocalot

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> HA! uwe defeated by the french, is there nothing worse? Perhaps being uwe himself?

Word Man

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Rob: but he's a money making bastard.....

:/

Onizuka-GTO

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> A couple of french guys stole my car the other night.

Komrade_Kayce

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I love you Uwe Boll.

GranzonTotoro

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Hahaha this guy is such a bastard!

Rob

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> He liked the MGS script.

Fyren

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Komrade_Kayce: Exactly. In trying to defend himself, he just came out looking like an even bigger idiot.

Or a twisted evil genius! The world may never know.

peAr nectAr

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Haha, I'm almost gonna start feeling sad for the poor guy, it's like everyone is against him... wait... phew, sorry, I just remembered a scene of Alone in the Dark, yeah, no, thank you fellow Frenchmen, WTG !

PS: Omelette au Fromage, merci.

Ycare

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Eh bien?

DOC409

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Komrade_Kayce: Uwe Boll is a cookie!

ZombiePuppy

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @Komrade_Kayce: If you so please, you can click the minus to remove me from the follow list just so you can have the satisfaction of adding me again.

ceilingFANBOY

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Wow what a retard for thinking some one would let him touch a camera to film MGS. The man should be put in prison for raping our eyes with his shit.

old-snake

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Wow, those guys went through WAY too much trouble to con Uwe... seriously, I've conned the man 4 TIMES in the last 2 years... it's so incredibly easy.

I mean, really - all you have to do is email the guy, tell him you're a wealthy Hollywood exec looking to fund his next video game movie, and tell him you have a low-budget writer ready to work for him.

It's THAT easy...

Indy_aka_Rex

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Now I'm thinking of Revolver Ocelot and his hatred for Frenchmen.

OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

KirbySS

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @MetaKz:

If it didn't work on Dexters lab door, it wont work here.

I keep picturing a Uwe Boll biopic would be rather exciting. Especially if we let him direct it himself. We could see him punch through walls and rip Michael Bays head off with a death punch. Or maybe lasers from his fingers. Who knows... based on a true story, right?

Komrade_Kayce

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Y'know...he reminds me a lot of George W. Bush. He really does think that people respect him and that he's doing some good in the world via his movies. It's like they can't see past their noses and realize that damn near NOBODY likes them, or their work.

Well, I guess ignorance really IS bliss.

Meuacan

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Nobody needed to con you Uwe. You should have already known it was false, because you didn't feel the chill from hell freezing over.

KeroseneClimax

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Dude.. if someone wants you to make a Metal Gear movie... it'll be Kojima. In your face.

PS: Omlette du fromage

MetaKz

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Not as absurd as hearing that Sonic was going to appear in Smash Bros! Now that is really absurd...

Enycma

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Dude, you're a genius! It would be something like Forrest Gump with videogames and cursing!

ZombiePuppy

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Must suck to be burned by a bunch of french people eh Mr.Boll?

ManjiKengo

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> "And.. uh.. they came on a rocketship, with SS officers carrying Koala bears"

tehFluffz

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @HawaiianActor:
Lol true.


WhiteFeather

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @male roof blower (CFB):

Alas I can only click the plus button beside your name once.

Komrade_Kayce

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I call him Ew Ball

justhesh

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> i think the biggest error he made was saying "i CAN do that"...

HawaiianActor

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> @male roof blower (CFB): haha, win.

wait, these werent the same french guys who did that Philanthropy MGS fan film, were they? that'd be funny.

TheIrishNinja

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Guess Germany has its own version of 'two random black guys' too. Of course it was the french, Uwe! I heard they're *all* crafty con artists, cant trust any of em.

Seriously dude. Some guys show up at your office, give you a script and you just start running around saying things without asking any questions?

...hm. With his track record, it kind of sounds believable. He certainly seems that stupid.

Komrade_Kayce

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Poor guy.

Detha

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> I'd see a movie about his life. I'd love to see how he convinces people to finance his movies, it's always been a mystery to me.

Spenze

]]> <![CDATA[How The French Conned Uwe Boll Into Metal Gear]]> Dear Uwe Bolle:

I am a wealthy king of a middle eastern country. While researching my family tree, I learned that you are my cousin. Because of this, it is my duty to share a portion of my fortunes with you. All I need is your bank account number and I will transfer some funds to your account.

Sincerely,

ceilingFANBOY

ceilingFANBOY

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