We Do Not Believe This Dead or Alive Character Is Swimming - Kotaku Comments

We Do Not Believe This Dead or Alive Character Is Swimming

who cares — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:01:41 MDT

@deathbunny: LMAO, that was made of win!

who cares

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KingKevin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:38:01 MDT

@CurlyJim:
lol

KingKevin

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hyperblackchi — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:05:49 MDT

So her face is supposed to look as though she were getting a facial?

hyperblackchi

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cornunderscore2x — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:33:05 MDT

The Ayane figure in the back is vastly superior.

cornunderscore2x

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KM91 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:46:01 MDT

@deathbunny: You have won this commenting section.

KM91

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fuchikoma — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:25:45 MDT

I know I've seen too much DoA when I can tell that's Ayane behind her by the pose before reading the name...

If that's not swimming... it reminds me of the subs on some truly dubious Mazinger Z DVDs I saw once. The opening had "Can he swim through the sky? He can fly beneath the sea!"

Other notables are calling Mazinger "general" and I don't remember who it was, but I think it was Dr. Hell they called "Henge Helmet." Translation via magnetic poetry sets :p

fuchikoma

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ChiChi_BBQ — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:32:42 MDT

I actually like looking at the buttocks and the crotch area for these PVC figures. I think they're great. I don't like models that show only the top half of the character, like Shunya Yamashita busts. I think they're cop-outs. I can't look at their crotch.

This Tina figure, on the other hand, allows you to do so. I don't have a lot of complaints.

ChiChi_BBQ

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ekkobi — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:16:47 MDT

I guess they figured nobody would notice?

ekkobi

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Tenth — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:05:44 MDT

@Kuro: Well, what else would it be? I mean look at her... what else could a guy be looking at?

Tenth

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DugDawg — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:03:58 MDT

She's not swimming, she's floating, thanks to her giant, helium-filled fun bags.

DugDawg

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Derigor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:56:36 MDT

@Sailorcancer: humor is wasted on you.

anyways. DoA kicks ass.

@Captain Impulse: Best Idea ever. Now I am going to go buy a fish tank, and a lion fish and this figure. All to justify the purchase of said figure.

Derigor

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Sailorcancer — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:46:30 MDT

Since when are DOA characters ever realistic?

Sailorcancer

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dirtybacon — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:42:53 MDT

Jubblies...gravity...pushing away...from Earth....

dirtybacon

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Antihippy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:12:17 MDT

That... really doesn't look like Tina at all.

Still, Helena > all.

Antihippy

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Captain Impulse — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:08:09 MDT

Put the figure in your fish tank. Problem solved. ;)

Captain Impulse

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Gambia — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:01:12 MDT

She's getting straight up invisible wheelbarrowed and you all know it.

Gambia

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carrliadiere — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:28:49 MDT

Forget Tina, where's Christie? She is clearly superior.

carrliadiere

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wolfeditor — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:55:27 MDT

Her hair is not flowing around because it's made of plastic.

..Ok that was kinda lame, and it's probably not even plastic but something ending in "prene" or w/e. Must finish coffee.

wolfeditor

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icepick314 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:06:45 MDT

i have yet to find any decent looking Dead or Alive figures...

they all look a little "off"...especially the face...

hopefully someone will come up with great looking figure one of these days...

icepick314

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Byakko — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:49:46 MDT

My impression is the coral is some sort of tumor-growth that apparently, she's found a good exercise use for =/

Byakko

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Dr.Tran — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:43:53 MDT

You're quite right, she isn't swimming - she's sunk and has been stuck on that coral reef for some time. It seems her bikini-bra becomes lead when wet, and even her natural flotation devices were overcome.

Dr.Tran

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Cchrist — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:42:27 MDT

Cool but for some reason i never liked Tina.

Cchrist

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FranUnFine — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:33:30 MDT

You know, I actually think that the idea for that pose is pretty good. At least it's something different.

FranUnFine

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Dijkie1337 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:31:13 MDT

*faps*

Dijkie1337

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Aiwokote — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:29:56 MDT

@MattB:

Really? I like it. Tine never looked good as this version in my personal opinion.

But yeah, this is a sure sign for me to get to bed right now. Good night folks!

Aiwokote

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MattB — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:25:52 MDT

I don't really like the figure much, but the detailed lace-work is nicely done.

MattB

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:25:04 MDT

@deathbunny: sweet baby jesus, that was about the funniest thing I have read in awhile within K-tower. No wonder you got yourself a star.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

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Kuro — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:22:06 MDT

Not so sure the figure was designed with emphasis on hair and/or face...but who knows!

Kuro

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CurlyJim — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:21:53 MDT

The air is very dense where she is. She's swimming in it.

...

Ok, that sucked.

CurlyJim

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deathbunny — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:20:24 MDT

Clearly she's practicing one of those offshoots of chinese mystic martial arts, where, instead of hitting herself in the balls with rocks, or holding burning coals, she's balancing tit-first on a pile of coral.

Her chi will own your ass.

deathbunny