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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office?cpage=3#c5335396">Mr.SithNinja</A>: i didn't even know you can make this many flight arangements so quickly, let alone a hotel room for everyone!</P> <p><a href="http://">HawaiianActor</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>i want in hit me up what we blabing about?</P> <p><a href="http://www.xbox100.com">oneasianthug</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Isn't this how those experiments start that show how nazis, and prisoner abuse begin?</p> <p><a href="http://www.amelust.net">Ehardergardens</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:41:43 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office?cpage=3#c5330203">iamcool388</A>:I haven't been there either, especialy on a private jet!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Mr.SithNinja</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office?cpage=3#c5332748">Spoony Bard</A>:</P>
<P>I need a cool shirt though..and some sandals..</P> <p><a href="http://www.enewtabie.blogspot.com">enewtabie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:29:34 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5330203">iamcool388</a>: Me too. I already made my reservations and got my ticket.</p>
<p>This is AWESOME!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Spoony Bard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>8 PM Crecente.  I love it.</p> <p><a href="http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5739068">Snake726</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>You guys, NO.</P>
<P>They're the Kotaku breakfast club.</P> <p>You_Remind_Me_of_my_Famous_Friends</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327947">Erwin</a>:</p>
<p>The sign says "No Homer<b>S</b>, we're allowed to have one."</p> <p><a href="n/a">Pezdispenser</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327882">PQ Crash</a>: Totally dude... I'm in too, and super excited. I have never been to Tahiti!!</p> <p><a href="n/a">iamcool388</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:57:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Youre up to no good again, aren't you, Owen? :)</p> <p><a href="http://shir.no.sapo.pt/swd/">Shiryu</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:28:09 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>still nothing on the email front..hmm</P> <p><a href="http://www.enewtabie.blogspot.com">enewtabie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:21:18 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323554">Maldron</A>: <BR>Can't be. He got vaporized.</P></BR> <p>Purple Dave</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:24:10 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Don't know whats going on but sounds interesting?</P> <p>Majpain007</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:35:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327882">PQ Crash</a>: Yep.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Spoony Bard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:01:20 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327882">PQ Crash</a>: Should be fun!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Spoony Bard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:53:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327575">Kempatsu</a>: But you let in Homer Glumplich!</p> <p><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">Erwin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:21:52 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I'm in and this is gonna kick ass.</p>
<p>Honest!</p> <p><a href="http://deadon.wordpress.com/">PQ Crash</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:13:41 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Just got out of a midterm since my last posting. So did anyone <i>not</i> on the list above get the email. No go for me...</p> <p><a href="http://">DragonSphere</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:05:24 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Dammit, JUST got back from band practice. Let's see what's up!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Spoony Bard</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:59:22 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well that sucks. This was all pure luck, considering how many people pressed "submit" at exactly 8PM, the winners were probably seperated by super-ultra-milliseconds.</p>
<p>I didn't get any email &gt;:</p> <p><a href="n/a">gravytoast</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:41:45 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>No Homers allowed :(</P> <p>Kempatsu</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:41:28 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5327457">iamcool388</a>: Google custom time.</p> <p><a href="n/a">ggodo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:34:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323674">Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.</a>: With some slight tinkering of the space-time continuum, amazing things can be achieved ;-)</p> <p><a href="n/a">iamcool388</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:30:31 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Got my email, now I just need to find my passport...</p>
<p>(Owen, Crescente knew what he was doing when he offered you the job)</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:24:19 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Weak sauce :( . Next time i'll send it at 6:59.59 so that the interwebs can catch up to my lightning quick reflexes.</P> <p><a href="http://Sci_Fi_Neurofunk.1up.com">Nexus6</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:14:11 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Yaha! Got my e-mail! Sounds awesome. (I'm assuming I'm embargoed from divulging info, though.)</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:04:50 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I bet that comments are going back to invite only and they're the invites.</p>
<p>What? I'm just saying what everyone's thinking, and with those guys you'd have an interesting bunch of views that are usually well stated. It wouldn't be bad in my mind.</p> <p><a href="n/a">ggodo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:58:37 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326914">Mr.SithNinja</a>: nothing here so far.</p>
<p>(then again, maybe I'm supposed to say that...)</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:57:34 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326914">Mr.SithNinja</a>: Nope. *twitch*</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:54:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Why Owen, WHY?<br>
I thought you loved me! Remember that first post when our eyes met? We had a moment Owen! A fucking moment! I was smitten. I remember the day you gave me that fake GTAIV opening at the cost of your Clone Wars trailer, so I tried to link you to the video but it was the original trailer? We laughed so hard but I came through for you. I got you that trailer! Remember? Don't you remember the good times? Ahh, but I was young and foolish. What did I know. At least I'm man enough to stand up to your self centered contests. We both know you just do them so others will love you and then you'll toss them off too. You are a mean person Owen.<br>
---<br>
Seriously, I wish I made it in.</p> <p><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">Erwin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:53:42 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office?cpage=2#c5326914">Mr.SithNinja</A>: <BR>No,but I'm scared....or estatic?</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.enewtabie.blogspot.com">enewtabie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:53:23 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Holy crap holy crap holy crap... I'm so excited!!!!!!</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Balance_In_Life (PSN)</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:51:01 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Consarnit. That is all.</p> <p><a href="n/a">doubtful</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:50:49 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326914</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326809">enewtabie</a>: @<a href="#c5326785">Cruithne</a>: @<a href="#c5326716">ShaggE</a>:</p>
<p>Anyone get the email about what it is all about yet?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Mr.SithNinja</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:50:43 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326892</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office?cpage=2#c5326819">Kaizin514</A>: I just hope the project involves the torture of certain commenters and the rest of use taking turns with the cattle prod :P</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cchrist]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:49:03 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326819</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326770">rochec</a>: about the gta4... i know, thats y i mentioned, o well, i didnt make it, but we will all find out on saturday what this was all about</p> <p><a href="n/a">Kaizin514</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:44:23 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326813</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>:'(</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cchrist]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:43:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326810</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, <i>fuck</i> the atomic clock, I'm never syncing the PC with that again.</p>
<p>Congrats to all who got in on, well, whatever this is.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Tyber_Zann</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:43:34 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326809</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Yay..I made it.</P> <p><a href="http://www.enewtabie.blogspot.com">enewtabie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:43:28 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326785</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Atheist Jew, you made it!</p>
<p>Well done mate.</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cruithne]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:41:58 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326784</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Results are up.</p>
<p>I lost :(</p> <p>MarioMan2.0</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:41:57 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326770</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Lies.  It was all a setup so they could not pick me!</p>
<p>Those picked are on the front page.</p> <p><a href="n/a">rochec</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:41:01 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326758</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326716">ShaggE</a>: I am so glad I am in Cali right now. I am an hour behind the site's time zone. XD</p>
<p>Still hitting the refresh on the gmail....</p> <p><a href="n/a">Mr.SithNinja</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:40:22 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326716</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326679">Kaizin514</a>: He said to be prepared this evening, though. I hope he's not evil enough to have us refreshing all night long... :P</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:37:35 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326699</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326679">Kaizin514</a>:</p>
<p>People would kill each other over that.</p> <p><a href="n/a">rochec</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:36:27 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326696</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>ok great so i fucked it up due to time differences. Fuck.</P>
<P>Next time please put the GMT time on there aswell.</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:36:18 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326679</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>my guess is the emails wont hit till later tonight or sometime tomorrow, whatever its gonna contain... a free copy of gta4 maybe? that my friends, would be the shit among all shits, awesome...well, we wont find out till l8r (whenever that is)</p> <p><a href="n/a">Kaizin514</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:35:24 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326601</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326591">MURFEGGS</a>:</p>
<p>I see what you did there.</p> <p>rochec</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:31:12 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326591</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>It appears this email thing has been postponed til next weekend due to server meltdown...</P> <p><a href="n/a">MURFEGGS</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:30:37 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326526</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry I was late, I was attending an art show and painting at school. E-mail address has been sent in.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Pezdispenser</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:27:05 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326511</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326484">kylenalepa</a>: Till My 100mb fills up with other crap I don't care about.  Only have around 200 messages.  less than 250kb.  I have all night, baby =D</p> <p><a href="n/a">Master Saji</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Master Saji]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:26:12 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326496</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I like how this post is the only one tagged with "SECRET SHIT"</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">Hopanoe</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hopanoe]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:25:15 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326484</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326458">Master Saji</a>: You could be hitting it for a long time if you don't get an e-mail, though. How long are you willing to wait?</p> <p>kylenalepa</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:24:37 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326458</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326428">ShaggE</a>: Hey, at least you know you're getting one :P</p>
<p>The anticipation is absolutely murdering me, and my clicker-finger, maddingly smashing the refresh button on thunderbird lol</p> <p><a href="n/a">Master Saji</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Master Saji]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:23:13 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326428</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hope the e-mail gets here soon, I'm getting tired.</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:21:50 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326412</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326382">Tyber_Zann</a>:</p>
<p>Oh I have no doubt that tons screwed up.  Hoping that only 8 could do it properly is pushing it though.</p> <p>rochec</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:20:44 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326405</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326382">Tyber_Zann</a>: I don't think people would bother emailing them, unless their working at a spam company or w/e</p> <p><a href="n/a">Master Saji</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:20:21 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326382</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326359">rochec</a>: Hey, we might all have a chance. Look at Owen's page and all the noobs that posted their emails for all to see!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Tyber_Zann</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:18:57 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326374</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326343">gravytoast</a>: lol, i agree, i was hoping that everone was dumb too, lol, i hope im in but its not life or death if im not...</p> <p><a href="n/a">Kaizin514</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:18:18 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326359</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326343">gravytoast</a>:</p>
<p>You were hoping that no more than 8 people would be able to follow such simple instructions?</p> <p>rochec</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:17:29 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326343</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Now that I see how many people did what I did, I'm not so sure I'm one of the eight &gt;:</p>
<p>I was hoping everybody else was dumb.</p> <p><a href="n/a">gravytoast</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:16:26 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326300</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>so, what were the results?</P> <p><a href="n/a">LedRush</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:13:55 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326260</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Maybe it's a trick to see how many desperate people visit Kotaku?  Or maybe all of my hopes and dreams I put into this has been crushed?</p>
<p>Owen?  You wouldn't don't that to me would you?!</p>
<p>/sad</p> <p><a href="n/a">Master Saji</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:10:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326252</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5326131">sbrumm1983</a>: Yes.</p> <p>kylenalepa</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:10:07 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326233</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>'Crecente time' sounds like a beer slogan.  <i>After a hard days work, or a day hardly workin', it's always Crecente time.</i> Queue rock music and slow motion girls running.</p>
<p>I hope I got mine in on time. I forgot my email address in the first message, so it's unlikely. D'oh.</p>
<p>Me fail english? That's unpossible.</p> <p><a href="n/a">doubtful</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:08:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326228</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sent a message. Hope I got in for whatever mysterious project this is!</p> <p>kylenalepa</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:08:35 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326206</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>i sent mine a few min ago at 8pm on the dot. i have never felt so desperate to be included in my life!</P> <p><a href="http://">HawaiianActor</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:07:21 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326193</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Did I win? maybe?</p> <p>Beyene</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:06:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326181</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hope Apple time = Crecente time</p> <p><a href="n/a">sbrumm1983</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:05:55 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326170</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Oh, never mind. Apparently the clock on the site is not set to whatever time zone you live in. I'm dumb.</p> <p><a href="n/a">sbrumm1983</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:05:16 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326167</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>well sent exactly at the correct time according to <a href="http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5/java">[www.time.gov]</a></p> <p><a href="http://students.bugs.bham.ac.uk/CVGSoc/">poke50uk</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:05:12 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326131</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Umm maybe I can't tell time but isn't 10 Eastern = 9 Central??</p> <p><a href="n/a">sbrumm1983</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:03:27 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326102</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>fired it off. hopefully my computer clock is within a few milliseconds of Crecente time...</p> <p><a href="http://">DragonSphere</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[DragonSphere]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:02:02 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326087</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I submitted mine at exactly 7:00 Pacific.</p> <p>mishakoz</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[mishakoz]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:01:32 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326061</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Well, site didn't crash, thats a good sign</P> <p>dekarguy</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[dekarguy]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:56 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326058</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>And sent. Here's hoping!</p> <p>Crippl3</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Crippl3]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:54 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326052</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The message box just EXPLODED</p> <p><a href="http://n/a">Hopanoe</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hopanoe]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:45 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326039</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ok, submitted at (hopefully) 10 on the dot. *crosses fingers*</p> <p><a href="n/a">Tyber_Zann</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:33 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5326017</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sent!</p> <p>gravytoast</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[gravytoast]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:13 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325892</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Two minutes left!</p> <p><a href="n/a">SmilingPolitely</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[SmilingPolitely]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:58:02 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325882</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Time test</P> <p>Ethereal006</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ethereal006]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:57:23 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325852</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I hope it's gonna be worth it, it's 02:53am where I am and I have work tomorrow... well not really but I'm still pissed I've got to wait up looking at a website that is constantly making me think me about GTA:IV.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Kid-A</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kid-A]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:55:16 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325767</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Hmm. Hope I got my message in on time. Probably not.</P> <p><a href="n/a">InsidiousTuna</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[InsidiousTuna]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:48:06 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This could possibly be an orgy for the Kotaku elite :) Those sexy penguins will make it hard for me to sleep tonight as I imagine what they'll do... RAPTURE!!! *splooge*</p> <p><a href="n/a">okenny :)</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[okenny :)]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:45:22 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325725</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="#c5323941">Owen Good</A>:Your by-line links to the commenter page 'ogood' rather than 'owengood.'</P> <p><a href="n/a">DaoKaioshin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:45:12 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323531">scotty</a>: I would vote for you scotty :)  I would vote for any sexy penguin. I came on to KirbySlayer (is he still alive) and Witzbold and they wouldn't give me penguin ass and even stopped talking to me :( You wont be like them... with your sexy hat you penguin you &lt;3</p> <p><a href="n/a">okenny :)</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[okenny :)]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:41:53 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325684</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This looks as though it could make my weekend rather interesting. Count me in for trying at 8!</p> <p>trunks651</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[trunks651]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:41:16 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325568</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>ack</P> <p>dekarguy</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[dekarguy]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:33:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325566</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>sounds like fun</P> <p>dekarguy</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[dekarguy]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:33:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325514</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm going for it. I don't care what it is, I need my INTERNET FAME.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Ghede</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ghede]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:29:53 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325452</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm excited...can't wait to see what the e-mail says. That is, if anyone is willing to SHARE. dun Dun DUN!!!</p> <p>nodoubleroots</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[nodoubleroots]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:25:42 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325439</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Ah, t'was a good thing I brought my laptop with me to study in the library...of course, the fact that I'm commenting on Kotaku right now should give you a fair idea of how well the actual studying is going</p> <p><a href="http://">DragonSphere</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[DragonSphere]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:24:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325250</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5325108">ShaggE</a>: *Stewie voice*</p>
<p>Some friends become followers, some followers become friends?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Mr.SithNinja</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mr.SithNinja]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:13:39 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325236</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>10 PM Eastern = 9 PM Central, amirite?</p>
<p>That's what I thought.</p>
<p>So to send you a private message, we go to your commenter page,  "Leave a message for Owen Good" and mark it private?</p> <p>gravytoast</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[gravytoast]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:12:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325129</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Weekend guy is trying to dethrone Video guy,this could get ugly,buts its guaranteed gonna be sweet:)</p> <p><a href="n/a">SlowDeath420</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[SlowDeath420]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:07:02 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325108</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>*Stewie voice*<br>
So how are those e-mails coming along? Got a uh.... got a nice stack of info? Got uh... got a nifty surprise in store? <br>
The participators feel a little richer for the experience?</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShaggE]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:06:11 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5325020</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>WATCH OUT!</p>
<p>It's a trap!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Marlor</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marlor]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:01:00 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324999</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>The list is like everyone from the site that I talk to.  Are you planning a surprise birthday party for me? If you are, you missed my birthday, it was in February.  Maybe I should PM you just to make sure your not planning a party for me.</p> <p><a href="n/a">male roof blower (CFB)</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:59:47 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324963</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>"Why are all you guys in jackets?"</p>
<p>"What...you didn't get one?"</p>
<p>"Umm..."</p>
<p>Ouch.  I'm going to bed.</p> <p>Islandkiwi</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:57:42 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324955</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>If only I'd posted more! ...And also made more sence when I did.. and knew how to count. :( &lt;-frowny face</P> <p><a href="n/a">Muffin_Man</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:57:06 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324824</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>We can send PMs?</p> <p><a href="http://nonplayercharacter.blogspot.com/">NPC</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[NPC]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:49:09 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324754</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I can only wonder what this is all for. I'd try, but I'd likely forget around the time that responses were supposed to be sent...</p>
<p>And then barring that, I'm sure it involves thinking or some other such thing that I simply cannot be bothered to do. Ahh, being lazy... But being so curious!!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Konatsu</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Konatsu]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:44:58 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324630</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I feel like something bad going to happen. D;</p> <p>DranzerKire</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:37:19 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324594</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Giving this a second glance I just noticed this part:</p>
<p><i>"Don't send a public message unless you want your email exposed to the population at large."</i></p>
<p>Guess people better set up some new email accounts.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Silent Predator</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:35:05 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324555</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323554">Maldron</a>: I love that episode. Did you know that the incomprehensible gibberish Welshy spouts when you first see him is actually welsh (insert joke about the welsh language here), he's saying "I'm very drunk".</p> <p><a href="n/a">Kid-A</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:32:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324513</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>NOOOO! Not the Principal's Office!</P> <p><a href="http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/goodday.htm">GUNDAM-RX-78-2</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324507</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5324218">huginn</a>: That was my first thought. This is asking for trouble.</p>
<p>Everyone should make sure their clocks are on the correct time, lest you jump the gun and ruin your chances.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Silent Predator</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:29:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324506</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5324446">Caduceus</a>: <br>
Everyone's a Cylon.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Demonbird</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Demonbird]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:29:58 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324491</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5324421">Erwin</a>: returnees vs first-timers.<br>
Kind of similar to juvenile hall, super-max prisons and playing Spy for the first time in Team Fortress 2.</p> <p>Trai_Dep</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:29:14 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324446</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm betting one of these guys is the final Cylon.  Mark. my. words.</p> <p>Caduceus</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:26:07 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324421</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323941">Owen Good</a>: I still like you even though you didn't pick me. But if you don't pick me at 8... who am I kidding? I'm not the least bit threatening. I would still like to participate. Don't forget who provided you the Clone Wars trailer.<br>
@<a href="#c5324190">Trai_Dep</a>: How do become the new kid at summer camp? You joined halfway through the summer? Why? I'm so (easily) confused.</p> <p><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">Erwin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:24:37 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324413</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, hope the server doesn't crash MGO Beta style from all of the private messages you're going to get.</p> <p><a href="n/a">enigma89</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[enigma89]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:24:04 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324341</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Maybe if I stop changing username every couple of weeks someone will finally notice me...<BR>
*weeps in corner*</P>
<P>Anyway, looking forward to next week-end! Owen's (and Fletch's) Pac-Man piece will be hard to top, though.</P></BR> <p><a href="n/a">Antiterra</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:19:39 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324324</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sounds pretty interesting. Might have to  give this a try...</p> <p><a href="http://www.shakefire.com">majiesto</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324318</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>BUTTS ON A STICK, I forgot the F5 joke!</P> <p><a href="http://">ZinkO: The Game (the kind you just lost)</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:18:07 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324283</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323737">Maldron</a>: Well I"m not sure where you got the idea you being good so..</p>
<p>P.s-check your messages :D</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Shindokie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:15:27 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324268</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>*generic misspelled name joke*<BR>
*reminders of fictional bribes*<BR>
*appeal to emotion*<BR>
*vows of revenge*<BR>
*joke about watching clock*<BR>
*irony: sent message too early*<BR>
I just described the whole topic!</P></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR></BR> <p><a href="http://">ZinkO: The Game (the kind you just lost)</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:14:25 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5324221">Kaemon</a>: Oh, never mind on that... click the private option on the message thing on the commenter page &gt;_&gt; Duh.</p> <p>Kaemon</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:14:08 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324227</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324189">bangbangblah</A>: Dude, have you ever tried that after 3 hours of sleep?</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:11:34 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324221</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Wait, some help here, how do you PM on Kotaku? Just so I can know.</p> <p>Kaemon</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:11:12 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324218</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>oh and Owen, you're asking for a DoS here.</p>
<p>Atleast 40 people sending messages and shooting packets at you. All at 8:00:01</p>
<p>This smells like a nightmare for the IT, but great fun!</p> <p><a href="http://pawcraft.blogspot.com">huginn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:11:10 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324213</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>im not a fan of commenters being grammar nazis but you miss spelled my name 16 times... its ok its T-R-U-E-P-A-T-R-I-O-T.</p>
<p>*stares at clock*</p> <p><a href="n/a">Truepatriot</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:10:54 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324211</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea what's going on, but you know I'm down for anything if it's for Kotaku.</p> <p><a href="n/a">dead_red_eyes</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:10:43 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324200</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>what confuses me is that i'm 2 hours ahead of GMT all of a sudden could that have to do with summertime? Someone please help because i'm reall confused about the timezones right now :S</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:10:01 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324194</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Uh... 7pm PST. Gotta stop watching adult swim and remember.</p> <p><a href="http://ph15h.blogspot.com">ph15h HATES ph15h</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[ph15h HATES ph15h]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:09:42 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324190</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So weeks of foot massages and months of blindfolded - cough - oral marathons amount to <i>nothing?!</i><br>
Harumph. I haven't felt<b> this</b> ripped off since being the new kid at summer camp.</p> <p>Trai_Dep</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324189</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5324019">rospaya</a>: you could always just wake up and go back to bed.</p> <p><a href="http://">bangbangblah</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324138</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>interesting</p>
<p>we will see ;3</p> <p>White-Sharingan</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:05:53 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324119</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'd normally shoot for one o' the eight spots, but I be moving to Florida this weekend, so it's likely moot.</p> <p>TalKeaton: Game Design Major</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324118</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>My interest has been peaked.</p> <p><a href="n/a">TheeAhaMoment</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324104</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm offended.  I don't even know what this is about.  But I'm offended to not be included.</p>
<p>/will send a message anyway</p> <p>PapaBear434</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324098</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>lol for a second there, the pic with the guy holding the mic didn' look like a mic to me... so the post really made it look like some ppl were in trouble :D</p> <p>Krumm</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324096</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Owen, it never seems to work when I comment on someone else's commenter page, so I sent you an email. Sorry for the inconvenience!</p> <p><a href="n/a">Aethyr</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:39 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324084</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I sense something awesome incoming.</p> <p><a href="http://www.cam.ac.uk/">Candlejack</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Candlejack]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:01:53 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324063</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I'm glad this is happening. Do good work Kotakuites! Your reputations depend on it! (No pressure)</P> <p><a href="http://www.bleemcast.com">Strange Bedfellows</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324053</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323941">Owen Good</A>: Yeah, my browser tweaked when I tried to get to your page as well. I closed and re-opened and got to it. Did you get my message?</P> <p><a href="n/a">Mr.SithNinja</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:58:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324023</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323941">Owen Good</a>: it's alright owen. my feelings aren't hurt in any way...</p> <p><a href="n/a">ManjiKengo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:56:44 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324019</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>According to Wikipedia, 8 pm Crecente time is around 3 am GMT, so it's 5 am for me.<BR>
Even Kotaku isn't worth staying that long awake.</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.gadgethive.com">rospaya</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:56:22 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324018</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323941">Owen Good</a>: Owen . . . did those past few nights at the restaurant . . . long chats on the phone . . . walks on the beach . . . all mean nothing to you?</p>
<p>I thought we had something special!</p> <p><a href="http://">bangbangblah</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:56:20 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324016</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323884">Owen Good</a>: you can access your profile if you click your name at the end of the post. Thanks anyways dude.</p> <p><a href="http://">DigiMish</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:56:15 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5324012</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323957">WreckTheLaw</a>: Just adds a little more respect when he responds like that :D</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Shindokie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323993</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323559">Northernsky</A>: Fuck it i'm doing it! Seriously if i don't get in i'll have stayed up all night for nothing and there will be tears!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Cchrist</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323987</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's 7:53 PM here, would time can I enter the lottery?</p> <p><a href="n/a">kylo4</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323958</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>What are you up to Owen.... I hope that EVIL isn't afoot.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Demonbird</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323957</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323941">Owen Good</a>: Aw, that wasn't necessary, but it was appreciated.</p> <p><a href="http://allcritique.blogspot.com">WreckTheLaw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323956</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="#c5323797">Cruithne</A>: what i mean is if all kotaku commenters will be involved</P>
<P>...like u know, mini-banhammers for the 24 guys that made it or something</P> <p><a href="http://kotaku.com/commenter/greygecko/">Grey Gecko</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323955</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>This sounds intriguing!</P> <p><a href="n/a">Orionsaint</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323951</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323884">Owen Good</a>: I think a better question to be asked is... what international time-server do you sync your computer against?  You'll probably be getting a lot of 6:59 PST messages.</p> <p><a href="http://www.davekap.net">DaveKap</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323941</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323666">DigiMish</a>: It works for me when I log out, so, I'm not sure what's going on. Try logging back out and in.</p>
<p>Everyone else, this really comes from the heart -- I was torn between running this among a bunch of people I know, and then making it all about my gang of pals, or opening it up to the commenters and risking alienating people who weren't chosen. I think there is more value when we get the community involved.</p>
<p>There is absolutely no judgment at all on anyone's contribution to Kotaku if you aren't on that list. And you can still get in through the lottery at 8 pm Crecente Time.</p>
<p>Hate to turn this into an after-school special but I really wanted to make a record of that.</p> <p><a href="http://www.kotaku.com">Owen Good</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323939</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Definitely going to give the whole first 8 people thing a shot. &lt;3 Kotaku and would love to help out with just about anything.</p> <p><a href="http://allcritique.blogspot.com">WreckTheLaw</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:50:48 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323928</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323884">Owen Good</A>: If something with perfectly smoothly on Kotaku, we'd all be highly disappointed, I think ;)</P>
<P>Anyway, you're doing great, so no sweat ... I'm looking forward to seeing what you've cooked up!</P> <p><a href="http://blog.myspace.com/jayntampa">jayntampa</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323919</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323822">Cruithne</A>: <BR>I've already signed up for a Kotaku id,Kaketaku id and I still can't get in..Get some better servers!!lol</P></BR> <p><a href="http://www.enewtabie.blogspot.com">enewtabie</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[enewtabie]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:49:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323909</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>its got something to do with typing and posting.</P> <p><a href="http://">Dakobah</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dakobah]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:49:13 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323902</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>For some reason I'm really excited.</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Noks415</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Noks415]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:48:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323897</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323866">Shindokie</a>: Yeah, but hatin' on haters ain't the same as hatin' on good folk.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Maldron</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:48:29 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323891</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I am intrigued. How did he select those 16? Was it... Witchcraft?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Ghede</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ghede]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:54 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323890</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323863">huginn</a>: Care to share? I'm completely in the dark as to what this could be about... I'm hoping it involves llamas, but I'm probably mistaken.</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323888</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Hmm... I'd love to participate but I'm confused by the times.</p> <p><a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/">Erwin</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erwin]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:52 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323867">Tyber_Zann</a>: And again, I didn't read the entire post. So I can participate, but my name's still not up there in bold.</p>
<p>Yep, still feel mediocre.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Tyber_Zann</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:35 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323666">DigiMish</a>: working on it. just a sec.</p>
<p>(btw, I knew this would not go smoothly at all)</p> <p><a href="http://www.kotaku.com">Owen Good</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Owen Good]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323878</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Can I secure my place my buying Crackdown?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer]]></dc:creator>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323876</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I wonder what this could be? I look foward to the surprise... perhaps a Kotaku "Battle Royale". That would certainly liven things up a bit.</p> <p>Sam Smith</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:47:03 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323867</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well, don't I feel mediocre? Next time Kotaku...NEXT TIME! *shakes fist*</p> <p><a href="n/a">Tyber_Zann</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323866</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323737">Maldron</a>: Your hating on me hating his surprise so HA!</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Shindokie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Given some of the names I see there, I REALLY think (guess) I know what's going on.</p>
<p>Owen, you are amazing if it's true</p> <p><a href="http://pawcraft.blogspot.com">huginn</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>10 pm eastern, 8 pm Crecente</p>
<p>Sorry. Fixed, but it'll take a while to update.</p>
<p>Carry on.</p> <p><a href="http://www.kotaku.com">Owen Good</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<P>When is that in GMT time? Meh, what the hell, I'll send the PM now.</P> <p><a href="http://www.gadgethive.com">rospaya</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323853</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323822">Cruithne</a>: I hope kotaku is going to supply a PS3 in that case, I ain't got one!</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Scazza</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323848</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Where is Witzbold? That guy is great.</p> <p><a href="n/a">AUAnonymous</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323846</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323819">Falsoman</a>: LOL...just when you thought the lure of cake was safe again...</p> <p><a href="n/a">lionkitten</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323819">Falsoman</a>: Ooh, those are always fun! Dibs on the machete!</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is it fair to say that most of those people are "Star Commenters"?</p>
<p><i>Class war!</i></p>
<p>I kid, of course, and will wait to see what unfolds.</p> <p><a href="http://mother3.fobby.net">7ucky</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323822</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Anyway, let's start guessing what it is.</p>
<p>I think that Konami has finally found a way to get their MGO Beta up and running with just enough people that wont crash their servers...</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323819</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is kotaku going to have public executions? That would be fun =)</p>
<p>But i like most of the commenters on the list. Maybe they will force them to have a deadly fight for survival and the winner will get some kind of super power, or a tresure or one of those delicious cakes from the new kotaku cake company.</p> <p><a href="http://www.gerardodiaz.com">Falsoman</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323818</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>I feel so inadequate.</P> <p><a href="n/a">PaulHunter</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323814</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>2AM?? this better be something life changing or involving free games, or possibly chuck full of vitamins, ima need some damm good coffee for this!!<br>
Now to think of a good excuse for missing work tomorrow morning.</p> <p><a href="n/a">N3v3r.kNows.b3st.</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323807</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Once you contact the powers that be, they are gonna use your IP to track illegal porn downloads and get the royalties to the right hookers.  Perhaps this list is of the biggest porn downloaders in the gawker family?</p>
<p>We all need to do our duty to keep internet porn copyrights intact ya know.</p>
<p>Then we'll see them all on a Dateline special with Chris Hansen.   Good times!</p> <p><a href="n/a">lionkitten</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323800</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Towards the top you say 10 eastern, towards the bottom 9 eastern.</p>
<p>Clarification?</p> <p><a href="n/a">brent_w</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323797</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323739">GREY GECKO: LOVES SUM CAPTIONS</a>: Everyone has a chance to be in on it, just follow the instructions, the first eight people who contact Owen at the seletcted time will also be in on it.</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323790</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>:'(</p> <p><a href="http://www.deathinducinggamers.com">Shocky</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323786</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>/left out</p>
<p>:'(</p>
<p>but really, I'm excited. lol</p> <p><a href="n/a">Sandbox_Emperor</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:40:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323776</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>@<A href="http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323554">Maldron</A>: Awesome Futurama reference. It has been noted!</P> <p><a href="http://n/a">baxterpunch</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323762</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo<br>
*downshifts*<br>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo<br>
*downshifts*<br>
OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo</p>
<p>trouble!</p> <p>jgross</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323760</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Awwww I got left out.  :(</p>
<p>It's okay... I'll just sit here, with my grey little star... crying.</p>
<p>Hopefully this has something to do with that new unofficial community site?  Maybe not...</p> <p><a href="http://www.davekap.net">DaveKap</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323759</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Owen will surprise you one by one with an album covers.</p> <p><a href="n/a">ManjiKengo</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323642">Maldron</a>: <br>
I agree</p> <p>ninjapirate2000</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323739</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>question: does this "surprise" involves regular commenters as well or just the ones that made it to Crecente's office?</P> <p><a href="http://kotaku.com/commenter/greygecko/">Grey Gecko</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:38:23 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323738</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm just gonna send it upon both hours.</p> <p>Mustakrakish</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:38:22 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323737</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323705">Shindokie</a>: you're the one hatin' on Owen's surprises.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Maldron</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323730</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I think you guys misspelled my name. It's not Scazza.</p> <p>Darkest Daze</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:37:26 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323728</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So I guess this is Owen's way of making himself feel wanted, by making people private message him. :)</p>
<p>No hard feelings man, we all feel lonely  one time or another...</p> <p>scotty</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:37:24 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323723</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Abest Magistar!</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Scazza</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:37:09 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323716</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So  9 or 10 EST?.</p>
<p>The articles lists two timeframes :/</p> <p><a href="n/a">Fyren</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:36:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323709</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>If I do something bad can I also be sent to the Principal's Office?</P>
<P>I'll think of something real nasty, I promise.</P> <p><a href="n/a">PaulHunter</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:35:57 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323705</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323642">Maldron</a>: Hater</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Shindokie</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Shindokie]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:35:44 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323690</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I am intrigued.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:34:55 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323689</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323666">DigiMish</a>: nevermind, got it.</p> <p><a href="http://">DigiMish</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:34:54 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323685</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Damnit! Must...try...and get...chosen next time....by quoting...more Big Lebowski.</p>
<p>The dude so does not abide.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Thorax</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:34:42 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323674</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323660">iamcool388</a>: more than 24/7? do elaborate =D</p> <p>Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323667</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's a scam, like those shows where they tell wanted criminals that they've won a free holiday, then when they turn up to collect their prize, they get arrested on camera.<br>
Hah, I'm not falling for that...again</p> <p>Cruithne</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:33:31 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323666</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Owen, I can't access your page to send you a private message. When I click on your name, it says<br>
"You were redirected to our front page because the URL you requested is unavailable. Please try again later."</p>
<p>It works for everyone else. What should I do to get in on this (I really want to).</p> <p><a href="http://">DigiMish</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:33:25 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323660</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>There is some confusion about timings... is it 10 PM EST, or 9 PM EST?</p>
<p>I'm on Kotaku 24/7 anyways during the weekends... and now with college done for the semester till September, its only gonna get worse.</p> <p><a href="n/a">iamcool388</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323656</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sad Panda is Sad</p> <p>Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.</p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323654</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Well color me intrigued.</p>
<p>It's a surprise.  He's gonna invite them to come in and then it's like a surprise hanging and mass banning!  Surprise!</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>(just kidding.  Hope it's something cool for you well-deserving folks)</p> <p><a href="n/a">lionkitten</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:47 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323648</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Sounds interesting.</p> <p><a href="http://">Adrock4</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:30 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323643</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>How do you even send a private message on kotaku =-X</p> <p>djricekcn</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:32:01 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323642</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323621">Shindokie</a>: Wuss.</p> <p><a href="n/a">Maldron</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:31:59 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323640</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>It's funny how I can't say who they are since there is no avatar against their name ! But I must have read them several times, otherwise they wouldn't be picked, right ?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Shteve</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323628</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Its a system of cluster-commenters.</p>
<p>What?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Fyren</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:56 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323621</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Lucky me. :D I'll be happy to join in this. BTW i hate surprises.. :(</p> <p><a href="http://kotakuites.ning.com/">Shindokie</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:19 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323620</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is gonna be big...</p>
<p>This is where I'm going to make my stand... I'm going to be...</p>
<p>THE GREATEST COMMENTER THERE EVER WAS!...pfft</p> <p>Fatass of Kickassness</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:30:14 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323610</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323588">Pombar</a>: Honestly, not me.<br>
Seeing as how there are much more popular and active (and witty) commenters on here, I wasn't surprised that I knew most of the people named.</p> <p>scotty</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:29:25 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323602</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>I'm confused about the time. Either way, 9pm eastern is 2am GMT. Hell with that, I need sleep.</p> <p>MajorMcMuffin</p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:28:49 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323601</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Woohoo! I'm on the list! Can't wait to see what goes down. :D</p> <p><a href="http://http:">ShaggE</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShaggE]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:28:44 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323588</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So... who else was scrolling the page down with baited breath, hoping their name was on it? :P<BR>
Pity, I can't stay up that late GMT! Maybe in the morning...</P></BR> <p><a href="http://gamechomp.wordpress.com">Pombar</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:27:49 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323579</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>Bummer, I'll be in class. Maybe next time.</P> <p>phinehas</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[phinehas]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:27:31 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323568</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>7pm pacific is 10pm est</P> <p>CaptLtrl</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[CaptLtrl]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323569</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>There's a bit of an issue regarding the time for the private messages. At first you tell us to wait until EIGHT PM Crecente time. Then at the last part of the post tell us to wait until SEVEN PM Crecente time.</p>
<p>Which is it?</p> <p>Meuacan</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meuacan]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:46 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323560</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Now, I'm a little confused, and now I can't remember:  7pm Pacific, is it 9pm or 10pm EST?  You've got both times up there by mistake...</p> <p>thatguyjr</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[thatguyjr]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:26:03 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323559</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>*queue whining about being unfair to europeans who can't be arsed to stay up till 4/5am...*</p>
<p>*such as me... :p*</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/northernsky">Northernsky</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:58 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323558</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<P>So which time is it? 8PM Crecente or 7PM?</P> <p>Intmadatrs</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Intmadatrs]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:43 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323556</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>So is it 8 or 9?</p> <p>poduski</p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[poduski]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:39 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323554</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c5323531">scotty</a>: What was it again? Welshy?</p> <p><a href="n/a">Maldron</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maldron]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:25:32 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5323540</link>
		    <description><![CDATA[<p>Woooo someone's in troooouuubbbllleee.</p> <p><a href="n/a">SkutSkut</a></p>]]></description>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[SkutSkut]]></dc:creator>
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		    <pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:24:34 MDT</pubDate>
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		    <link>http://kotaku.com/382846/commenters-please-report-to-the-principals-office#c5