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50 Cent II Impressions

michaelleung — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:04:21 MDT

Oh, great. Another BS rapper game.

michaelleung

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freespeech — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:13:05 MDT

SOOoooo is anyone saying this game is racist cause of the gangsta imagery?? I thought not.....

freespeech

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SorenKier — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:47:27 MDT

@Dauragon C. Mikado: The good old days, when rappers were MC's... I'd love to see a Terminator X game

SorenKier

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Angryrider — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:02:40 MDT

God, when I heard the word Iraq, I immediately started to think "Team America: World Police," and "Army of Two." Yes! This time we'll see more American cultural insensitivity from a bunch of no-good rappers that ain't worth a dollar!
That's not going to stop the millions of idiots from buying this game though.

Angryrider

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Bluetom — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:36:21 MDT

I can't even come to terms with how every aspect of this game does nothing but set the industry back.
Obviously it will flop, and get a metacritic score of "voided", but seriously!
Not to mention the whole rappers fighting terrorist motif. This is worse then The Super Globe Trotters.

Bluetom

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friendly_fire — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:57:50 MDT

if you guys look closely, you can see the 9 bullet wounds on his body. nice....

friendly_fire

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enigma89 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:01:24 MDT

@jabedoben: I know, right? Then again, shooting middle eastern people in video games isn't that bad since 9/11, so 50 Cent gets a pass.

enigma89

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Samos42 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:06:03 MDT

The thing is, although it's not trying to be (which makes it even funnier), the game sounds fucking hilarious. I think I'd seriously get a kick out of playing it. Funny enough that I may even rent it.

Samos42

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rico_ricardo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:31:15 MDT

I dunno, it looks and sounds fucking shite, but maybe it's all really just a big comedy farse, and quite tongue cheek and controls well? Or maybe 50 Cent is just an egomaniac fuckwit who'd put his name on any old shit, and EA would gladly stick it out there and make money. This is an EA game right?

rico_ricardo

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grecords — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:57:08 MDT

@KaneRobot: OMG I want that Fresh Prince game sooooo bad.

Or maybe even a Cash Money Millionaires game ft. Puff Daddy and Ma$e.

grecords

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Kenny — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:31:45 MDT

I still can't believe they're going through with this...

I mean, when you make a game with the sole intention of cashing in on the popularity of an IP (50 cent), at least have the decency to *pretend* its something halfway original.

Kenny

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Gunhaver — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:15:00 MDT

If "gangsta firing time" didn't sell you, nothing will.

Gunhaver

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dirkxxdiggler — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:46:23 MDT

Is this the unreal engine? I refuse to believe they built their own engine from the ground up for this crap.

dirkxxdiggler

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Fyren — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:41:28 MDT

Its quite sad the Gen-y boomers missed the golden boat of Hip-Hop and is left with this garbage.

Only in America can you make 50 million annually with zero substance.

However, I have to note that Fifty was major Johnny Blaze before he got shot and famous. His mixtapes were probably the best that I have ever heard and one of the best lyricist. He even beefed with class before "In da Club".

His other ventures?, Vitamin water is good and all; but I really hope he would leave the gaming genre alone. It doesn't help that his game is used as a tool for the media.

Fyren

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RubyMars — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:21:50 MDT

Man, this game sounds sweet! I hope they use Shaq-Fu as well as guns. Maybe they can have a stage where Fiddy teams up with Michael Jordan to rid the Windy City of the evil Kanye...

RubyMars

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jayntampa — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:46:27 MDT

@bigdude209: Sadly, this game will find a market ... and I quake in fear for our society.

jayntampa

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Ess — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:41:12 MDT

Can we just go ahead and ban anyone who comments in faux ebonics?

It is Monday after all.

Ess

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anonymousryan — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:40:26 MDT

@ph15h needs followers: The last two episodes lampoon BET and there's some speculation that Cartoon Network doesn't want to show them because they're afraid they'll be sued. You can find them on bittorrent and probs youtube, too.

anonymousryan

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bigdude209 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:29:22 MDT

@Witzbold: No, this is not going to sell. Even 50 cent's shit must suck in commercial rap? I mean am I right? I just hope that people's ignorance won't seep into their wallets and literally buy into 50 cent's crap.

bigdude209

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FP ph15h — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:21:32 MDT

@anonymousryan: When are The Boondocks going to finish airing the Second season in the US :(

Hmm. They can make a game like that. It'll probably be a better story.

FP ph15h

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FP ph15h — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:20:50 MDT

50 cent is whack. They shoulda nvr even gave him that skull in the first place and gave him a plot of land for oil. You can sell that to Bush for some money instead of lookin for some blinged out skull that's a national treasure.

ENUNCIATE, FOOL!
Listen to hip-hop people... Move pass this rap crap that 50 cent calls music. Curtis sold more internationally cuz people didn't understand the lyrics and picked out the words "fuck" and "gangsta" and thought it was a hit and the beats were nice... That's about it. Fo sho.

FP ph15h

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anonymousryan — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:19:25 MDT

Starring Air Marshall Fiddy Cent!

"I'm gon git dat crystal skull... or die tryin'"

anonymousryan

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dozogovi — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:08:02 MDT

the story of this game if i understand correctly is that 50 cent doesn't get 10 million for the concert he did in the middle east and gets a crystal skull in payment then everyone trys to get the skull back? but my question is if his concert had made the money it was supposed to to begin with then the promoter would have been able to pay him.But since he sucked the middle east must suffer?

dozogovi

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Arklop — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:58:57 MDT

And what does the mush-mouthed rapper have to say about his own game? "Puh muh gae. Iz caw Bluh Uh Da Saa."

No thanks, Fifty. No thanks.

Arklop

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KM91 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:27:11 MDT

Epic Fail.

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darthnader — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:53 MDT

"Gangsta Firing Time."

I'd like for you all to let that sink in for a minute...

darthnader

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AndrewDB — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:16:07 MDT

I'm still waiting Fifty Cent: The Sell-out Edition.

Oh wait.

AndrewDB

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Lawya — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:13:00 MDT

@frostcircus: lol. Frankly, I agree. No mention of "Blood on the Sand" *shudder* is complete without pointing out that Fiddy accepts a JEWEL ENCRUSTED SKULL AS PAYMENT FOR A PERFORMANCE.

By the way, who is he performing for in this unnamed middle-eastern country? Either I'm underestimating G-Unit's popularity in that part of the world, or he is demanding payment (again, in the form of a bejeweled skull) for performing for American troops in the region.

Until now, I had no that it was possible for me to be this horrified AND this amused at the same time.

Lawya

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Heliophage — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:59:57 MDT

@Sollus:

Eternal Sonata didn't suck.

Though, the correction would be more suited in saying that your mistake is considering 50 Cent a 'musician'.

Heliophage

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Sollus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:40:13 MDT

I'm not surprised that it is terrible. Why would a game that focuses on a musician be any good at all? The Kiss game sucked ass, the first 50 Cent game sucked ass so why should this be any different? Does he mumble through all the dialogue like how he mumbles in his songs? He's a terrible rapper lyrically.

Sollus

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eastx — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:34:56 MDT

@Truvill: Somebody has to support the crappy games, man. Keep on keepin' on.

eastx

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Truvill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:20:02 MDT

Bought the first one for the soundtrack, will likely do the same for this.

Also, screenshot heaven! (gotta see how that "Gangsta Firing Time" looks like).

Truvill

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kylo4 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:13:13 MDT

Does this mean they will make "Bulletproof" BC on the 360?

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Witzbold — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:07:16 MDT

@icepick314: I got an address in Iraq you can send some off to if you really want to rid your base of some. ;D

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duckmouth — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:02:08 MDT

@jabedoben: Yeah, I wouldn't mind hearing N'Gai (I think that is correct) pontificate about this rubbish.

duckmouth

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BlackDove — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:01:32 MDT

Just... sad.

Sad.

BlackDove

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dead_red_eyes — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:58:57 MDT

@Witzbold:

Yeah, it will definitely sell. We are doomed.

@Antihippy: - "Fiddy Cents is the worst rapper ever."

Agreed. Put Soldier Boy on that list as well.

dead_red_eyes

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devilhunterx — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:56:09 MDT

This Game is Racist :P

devilhunterx

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jabedoben — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:55:55 MDT

Is there a bonus stage where they drink 40's, smoke blunts, and smack bitches?

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jabedoben — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:54:46 MDT

So....

Black zombies are racist...

But somehow this is ok.

What a load of crap.

jabedoben

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icepick314 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:52:01 MDT

i still see cart full of first 50C game at my base exchange here in Misawa...

there's just no way to get rid of the stuff...except to bury it somewhere deep...

icepick314

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Dauragon C. Mikado — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:51:04 MDT

@SorenKier: Well there was a time when rappers didn't take themselves seriously at all. (remember the Run DMC song about finding Santa's wallet and trying to give it back to him? or the Skee-lo song "I Wish" that was about wishing he was taller and better at basket ball?). But now that the image of the super tough white-t-shirt-gold-chain-wearing rapper has been heavily commercialized, that whole super serious "damn son look at how hood I look" image is all that is around anymore. At least in the mainstream anyways.

Dauragon C. Mikado

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okenny :) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:49:06 MDT

Flynn! You're not supposed to be disappointed yet!! :(

It was my dream to have this game build up a tremendous amount of hype with previews and then to have all the reviews 2.0 (aggregate score) it across the board :) Now that would be classic! :D

okenny :)

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jamesbong00spliff — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:43:23 MDT

you know that this is the gateway to humanity's downfall... because you know that loads of 13 year olds are going to buy it, despite that it's probably going to be rated 18.

jamesbong00spliff

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jamesbong00spliff — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:29:34 MDT

@KaneRobot:

if there was an NWA game called 'fuck the police' i would buy that.

screw all this hip pop bullshit.

jamesbong00spliff

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SorenKier — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:28:28 MDT

@RawSteelUT: Yes, because rappers are known for not taking themselves to seriously...

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MIGGO — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:23:23 MDT

I really liked 50 Cent:Bulletproof for two reasons.

1) It was only $5 new.
2) It was a throwback to a time in the late 90's/early 2000's where every other game for the PSX was a third-person shooter with horrible controls.

MIGGO

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captain_laxpants — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:21:28 MDT

I'm going to get this game, multiple copies of it, and give it to people I do not like. Then I shall laugh super villain style as their brain slowly and painfully dies while they play it. MWAHAHAHA

captain_laxpants

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RawSteelUT — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:12:27 MDT

Man, you people have NO sense of humor. This game is so stupid and campy, how can it NOT be good?

RawSteelUT

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seafisch — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:12:03 MDT

I can't imagine your expectations were very high to begin with, Flynn, and the fact that the game still disappointed hugely... that says it all right there.

If I could erase all celebrations of the gangsta thug lifestyle from all forms of media, I would do it in a heartbeat. What an embarrassment for the American culture.

seafisch

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Deft_One — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:08:26 MDT

You know, if I were in 50's position, I'd make the same game. Don't lie, I know a lot of you would.

Deft_One

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TitillatedOcelot — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:59:15 MDT

Bling? ohyefuckinggods NO.

TitillatedOcelot

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AplusBminus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:56:09 MDT

'Alien Vs. Busta Ryhmes'

AplusBminus

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Xideo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:54:44 MDT

Let me try and understand this preview,
50 and pals are busy rapping in some Middle Eastern country when all of a sudden he's attacked by terrorists.
50 gets angry and decides to go on a quest to defeat the terrorists who stopped his concert.
Using an arsenal of ripped off game mechanics from much better games such as: "Gangsta Time" in which he makes his best Max Payne 1 squished up face and shoots in slow motion and "run and gun" tactics, 50 Cent must go and kill who's behind this evil plan to blow up his concerts.Kanye West.

Did it control any good though?

Xideo

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JohnHype — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:54:05 MDT

"The whole game smacked of a certain stereotypical representation of the rap community that seemed a bit forced. I mean you pick up "bling" which you can then sell to buy more weapons and includes a mechanic called "Gangsta Firing Time." Haven't we moved past this sort of thing? The whole thing left me with a sort of empty feeling of a game with no real substance."

This is the ONLY bad thing about the game said, and it's completely irrelevant to whether it's actually good or not. I'm sure these representations or no more over stereotypical than what you see in every single GTA game.

I wouldn't expect much substance from this game either, and if you were expecting it you should find a new job and hobby, because you don't know much about video games.

JohnHype

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cactaur — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:52:32 MDT

After getting shot by a handgun it was only natural that 50 would want to try an assault rifle round.

cactaur

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nenet — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:51:45 MDT

@Dakobah:
50 Cent Around the World in 80 Days
50 Cent and the Half Blood Prince

Yeah, you're right! That's fuuuun!

nenet

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Mommar — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:50:55 MDT

@KaneRobot:
That's some eff'ing brilliant stuff man!

Mommar

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HelderP — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:49:49 MDT

50 cent 2 hun? You mean the dollar?

shitty game, nothing in the world will change that

HelderP

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nottsville — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:49:07 MDT

Didn't he say he was going to quit the business if Kanye's album sales beat his?

It did, and he's still here.

Damn.

nottsville

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Mr_Fujisawa — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:48:46 MDT

Perhaps, the developer had a large amount of middle eastern assets already made for a game (perhaps a sequel to a PS2 game) when said game might have been cancelled. Then your publisher decides to do another 50% game and lo your assets are no longer wasted and you're making a joke game.

I could be making it all up though ;)

Mr_Fujisawa

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the-hypnotoad — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:48:27 MDT

I'm holding out for The Game: The Game.

the-hypnotoad

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Dakobah — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:46:41 MDT

50 cent goes to space camp

50 cent and the people from mars

50 cent and the invasion of Nickle's Smalls

50 cent Lost In New York.

yah im having fun, u to?

Dakobah

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Cchrist — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:44:29 MDT

@Luuey: He did that years ago. It's a true story man!

Cchrist

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Hubert Humphrey Methadone — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:43:41 MDT

@Witzbold: We are all DJ Dangerdoomed.

/fixed

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

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Witzbold — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:43:20 MDT

@Luuey: To be more correct its more like saving his own ass from a terrorist threat.

Witzbold

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Luuey — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:34:30 MDT

50 cent saving us from a terrorist threat???? LMAO, are you kidding me!?

Luuey

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Zuiyo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:33:13 MDT

This shit is boring.

Zuiyo

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SorenKier — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:32:56 MDT

Antithesis of all that is good in the world. This game.

SorenKier

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Dauragon C. Mikado — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:30:43 MDT

There needs to be a MF Doom videogame.

that is all.

Dauragon C. Mikado

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Antihippy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:30:26 MDT

@Zaos: I hate it when people uses the term emo wrongly.

Goddamnit people, can't you research the term before using it? Emo =/= angst.

Also, Fiddy Cents is the worst rapper ever.

Antihippy

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Witzbold — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:27:00 MDT

The sad part is this shit will actually sell.

We are all doomed.

Witzbold

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keyrat — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:26:44 MDT

Does it control well or is it just the feeling that's off?

Would you say it's better than the newest Soldier of Fortune, or about the same?

keyrat

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everysystemgamer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:26:09 MDT

this game will blow massive ass.

everysystemgamer

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The_Foo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:25:55 MDT

Aw, snap, dawg. Flynn be hatin' on this off the hizzy krunk glass of playa-ade!

You better represent!

The_Foo

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Antihippy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:24:39 MDT

@Ett: Have you seen the trailer? Seeing him take a shotgun blast in the chest and yet still coming smelling of roses kind of dulls the edge.

Antihippy

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Zaos — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:24:04 MDT

@Hubert Humphrey Methadone: 4 hours of whining and crying about a hard life that he didn't live =p? Like the music, hate the /emo part of it :(

Zaos

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DesmondHume — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:23:35 MDT

GOTY!

DesmondHume

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Hubert Humphrey Methadone — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:21:03 MDT

Kanye's game will blow this out of the water.

Hubert Humphrey Methadone

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Cchrist — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:20:57 MDT

@Flynn

The fact that you were dissapointed goes beyond my amazement :P

Cchrist

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Anarchist_Gamer — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:20:36 MDT

Stereotypical representation of rap culture: Check.

Stereotypical representation of Mid-Eastern country: Check.

More or less offensive game to anybody with a sense of morality: Check.

Yeah, this should sell a shit ton.

Anarchist_Gamer

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Ett — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:19:47 MDT

At least you get to see Fifty cent get shoot. And any game where you can see Fifty cent get shoot gets 5 out of 5 stars in my book.

Ett

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Kaall — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:16:44 MDT

What i saw in the trailer/teaser it looked like a fun game! dont know if thats a good thing, but it sure got me smiling :) Lets just see how it "raps" when it comes out, shall we.

Kaall

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photoboy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:15:15 MDT

I'm so glad rappers are experts in anti-terrorism and helping to sort out war torn countries. Is the sequel going to be "Fiddy Cent saves Iraq"?

photoboy

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Does Not Equal — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:13:34 MDT

Added 50 in to sell some G-Units, you mean.

Ho ho ho ho ho!

Does Not Equal

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Dogysamich — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:12:09 MDT

im starting to think my "50 Cent, Wanksta Mode" game might actually be a good idea.

50 Cent Contra style sounds like it would blow this out of the water.

Dogysamich

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Dauragon C. Mikado — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:11:30 MDT

Damn, from the screens it looked like they actually had a neat game going there. I actually liked the story just because of how bat-shit crazy it was.

I do agree though that the over the top rap references have grown a little stale. I think the Def Jam wrestling games were the only ones to kind of pull that of right.

Dauragon C. Mikado

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Mister Adequate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:10:57 MDT

@Mister Adequate: I fail. :( /zing*

Mister Adequate

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Mister Adequate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:10:39 MDT

I wouldn't pay fiddy cents to get this. OHOHOHO! /sing

Mister Adequate

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Salen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:10:31 MDT

Hey, 50 Cent is remixing the Gears of War "Everything's Brown" philosophy of coloring.

And a "War-torn country"? Is that like CoD4's "Unspecifiedastan".

Salen

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jp182 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:10:29 MDT

so wait.....I have no words.

And the fact that 50 would willing be a part of this shows just how ignorant he is.

Money can't buy you wisdom or cultural awareness....OR good sense I suppose.

jp182

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zanzibarlegend — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:10:18 MDT

i don't know why you hoped for anythng less than mediocre Flynn. but hey i won't knock ou for at least investagating into the matter.

zanzibarlegend

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GreasyPirate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:09:05 MDT

Major suckage

GreasyPirate

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KaneRobot — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:08:54 MDT

Screw this modern bullshit. When are we getting a Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince "Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble" 2D sidescroller, or an N.W.A. "Just Don't Bite It" RPG?

KaneRobot

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frostcircus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:06:39 MDT

YOU DID NOT MENTION THE SKULL.

*deletes Kotaku bookmark*

frostcircus

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sh0tgunn0strils — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:06:14 MDT

Fitty suketh

sh0tgunn0strils