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futurebiblehero — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:43:43 MDT

Stuff like this is why I fell in love with the site in the first place.

It reminds me of my trip to Disney Quest a few months ago. I was bragging to my girlfriend about how I was a master at Mario Kart, topped most of the record times in Nintendo Power on the SNES version etc. Well, I was the master for a little while. Then, this little girl started mopping the floor with me on the arcade version. She couldn't have been over eight years old! What did she know about Mario or driving? Well, evidently a lot more than me. I saved face by moving back to the Robotron 2084 cabinet where no little kids would challenge my supremacy.

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Benjo — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:07:18 MDT

Really great and funny. Keep up the great work guys. I love all the snarky reporting, and the more snarky video we have, the better.

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jiSh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:23:44 MDT

That was awesome! HAHA! "In your face!"

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bryus — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:26:00 MDT

My son and I played at that same exact console and I don't remember any problems with the wheel Brian. ;-)

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Jaid — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:47:35 MDT

We DEFINITELY

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mcderek3000 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:44:17 MDT

Great hair, bad video.

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KonohaShinobi — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:41:16 MDT

I wonder if BC can really play as well as the video barely proves...

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divdavdov — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:54:06 MDT

Crecente, you are so fresh!

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VAMP — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:19:46 MDT

Ummm...shouldn't it be Kartakumentary, not Kartokumentary?

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Tei — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:59:38 MDT

Crescende, this is more awesome that what you can imagine. These faces.. you can't fake these faces. You PWNED in style :D

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JustOneFix — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:37:42 MDT

That was great.. you're a fucking rock star Crecente!

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NeoAkira — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:21:29 MDT

Brilliant Brian.

"I think there's something wrong with this controller"

Best line of the video!

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AqueousBeef — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:48:05 MDT

How much did you have to pay your wife to let you use her clothes?

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chacho — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:36:46 MDT

I like the vibe in the videos, there are so funny. Keep them coming.

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darkened-flame — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:25:26 MDT

Great video.

I think you could make a job out of doing videos for them. Or rather - I hope you get a job just doing videos for kotaku.

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Nitemare1 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:14:15 MDT

I am very disappointed to discover you don't actually sound or act like that guy in the parody video of you a little while ago. :(

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HELLSRIDER — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:49:12 MDT

Hahahaha very funny video I didnt know Brian was so mean when he won, I think you should be a little more careful when you win cause you could hurt people's feelings, still I think it was really funny how Brian won until Tristan came to play hahaha

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Aimless — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:42:47 MDT

Needz more garlic

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:40:49 MDT

Brian got 12th place with Yoshi and still beat you Adam? Damn, I'm sorry, but you suck...

Also, Yoshi is my favorite character in Mario Kart and Brian wouldn't even be a challenge if I were to use him. I mean I played a group tournament while breaking night waiting for the 2nd for the 360 launch plastered off my mind from drinking Hennessy most of the night on the line and I beat the person who was in 1st the whole night. I'm just that good.

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Epic Fail — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:40:05 MDT

Crecente looks like he belongs in some European fashion magazine.

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unmarkedone — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:26:27 MDT

These vids are awesome. Ah, if only there was a day of the week to look forward to, similar to Yahtzee Wednesdays.

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xBBx — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:06:45 MDT

I know it's going to seem like an out of left field question, but what kind of camera did you guys use to shoot this film? It looks great!

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GuyinGA — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:57:19 MDT

Damn dude, I wish I could get as good as that. I meant the hair...I could beat Brian in Mario Kart Wii

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DannoHung — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:47:51 MDT

@Gambia: Yeah, I was hoping for at least a garlic reference.

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SpartanQ77 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:33:46 MDT

Holy crap this was hilarious! Love it!

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aesthetis — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:21:42 MDT

Oh Crecente, you have such a brilliant grin. In agreement with "make more documentaries!", very enjoyable and well-made too! (Game|Life's Chris Kohler could learn a thing or two)

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xIvSlowDeath420 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:57:28 MDT

I would like to be the first to congratulate Aaron on a job well done,Brian you where great,but those of us in the know,know who deserves the cred.

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xIvSlowDeath420 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:52:51 MDT

@SlowDeath420: Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up

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xIvSlowDeath420 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:49:29 MDT

Video guy blows all you other posters away,you all really need to step up your game...jk,"game sucks"thats the hardest i've ever laughed at a Kotaku post

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Re:Loaded — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:49:23 MDT

Come on, let's be honest. THere's some good ideas, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired.

Sound is as important if not more important than pictures and there's no time at all gone into the audio production. The stories got way too much flab and there's at least one jump cut - which is fine if Goddard or Truffaut does it, but this ain't French New Wave.

Brian's great in it, but come on, please get the same sort of production values with the VT's as you have with the written word.

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Furious_Liver — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:47:44 MDT

Nice work Crecente, you totally kicked Sonic's ass in that race. :D

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alb1221 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:37:34 MDT

Love this, more Crecente videos please

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xBBx — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:34:37 MDT

Great video Brian! Just like the rest of the comments, I'd love to see more videos like these taken at events that you go to. Who knows, maybe I'll make it into a video or two ;)

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peAr nectAr — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:29:04 MDT

Two thumbs up from me.

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Apollo — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:28:36 MDT

Crecente, you are one funny asshole.

I salute you.

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mnml10387 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:21:59 MDT

That was great. Funny shit man!!

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ca$h — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:21:43 MDT

@dead_red_eyes:
That was my favorite part as well!
Awesome video. I wanna see more of Brian spreading his baditude.

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Bremen142 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:20:59 MDT

I really hope you got a still of him pointing in Mario's face. That image alone is HILARIOUS.

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j14rk1n — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:49:41 MDT

Adam is doing a good job, I love these videos.
Keep them coming please!

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Blake Ruff — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:46:56 MDT

That was some funny shit. Crecente, you are so damn sexy. On a side note, I want that hair.

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Schoolimangooli's backpack turns into a ham sandwich! — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:40:01 MDT

I loving the documentary's please make more.

Brian hilarious you could really pull it off.

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noelix — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:26:11 MDT

Nice. Keep em coming!

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Grimmjow Jeagerjaques — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:24:02 MDT

B.C. is like Big Boss and Mini-Crecente is like Solid Snake. and we all know what Solid did to his daddy. not just "that" but outsmarted him too. your days are numbered B.C. one day (most likely tomorrow) Mini-Crecente will take the reigns and probably take over Kotaku as well.

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:18:57 MDT

ROFL.
Get the hell out of my face moments... always fun to watch.

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JermExMachina — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:14:59 MDT

Fantastic guys!

keep the video logs up! we love em!

Is brian really that good? Id like to take him on in a little smash, betcha he ain't so hot.

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ponyup — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:12:35 MDT

this was hilarious!

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CaptainMurphy — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:08:26 MDT

You ever notice how when you hear a person talk for the first time it's completely different from what you assumed they should and would sound like? Maybe that is just me being dumb but that is how I felt after hearing Crecente's voice today.

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TheNocturnalSun — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:08:17 MDT

these videos are awesome

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Gambia — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:07:57 MDT

Was anyone else expecting "Good day! I am Brian Crecente"?

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Woodwater — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:58:02 MDT

Hahaha! What a jerk.

Nice.

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zgrowler2 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:49:08 MDT

Wow, this made my day.

Great documentary. Props to Tristan for not rubbing it in his dad's face when he won.

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PurpleMonkey — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:48:23 MDT

I'm really loving Adam's documentaries. Entertaining stuff. Not as good as the kaketokumentary, but it's difficult to match that kind of greatness. Keep it up.

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SAKY — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:42:27 MDT

quite funny, keep em coming. But Brian, I need more Bird Shirt!

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Luziphir — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:40:03 MDT

I have to say, I find the fake, garlic loving Crecente a lot more entertaining to watch.

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Zaos — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:25:41 MDT

Funny stuff man

B.C. - "You lost to Brian, so you know, that's okay"
Guy - "I have no idea who you are"

= Golden

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iFlash — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:24:22 MDT

Crecente got the Columbian drug lord look down.

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valhum — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:23:46 MDT

I am sorry but i am starting to have a crush on Crecent :blushes: lol

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izzy_k — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:21:09 MDT

is it just me or did anyone else notice that crecente's screen results said he was in 12th place... i saw it twice in the video.... was that intentional or ..?

i still liked the video and all but ... yeah

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Ghede — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:20:00 MDT

I'm a little disappointed that Crecente talks absolutely nothing like Cre-Sonic the Hedgehog-cente.

Also, You do realize you will eventually run out of c/k****kumentaries. You will eventually have to push out a footakumentary.

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functioningbadly — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:19:36 MDT

Great video, more of this Adam. Mini Crecente's "In your face" comment is so hilarious. And yeah, Brian does look like Dave Grohl, totally cool.

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Type-R — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:18:27 MDT

I was rooting for the Mario cosplayer. Sorry Crecente.

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Protector one — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:07:38 MDT

Huh. Crecente's a great writer and master blaster Kotaku master and all, but he's a bad actor. (Sorry.) He should stick to writing and get that guy from Eegra.com (Sonic the Hedgehog) to fill in for him in the Kotakumentories. No hard feelings?

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GiantEnemyCrab — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:07:22 MDT

Ha ha, that's funny. Who is that little Tristan kid? Is that Crecente's kid?

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drtyfrnk — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:01:31 MDT

hilarious.

Please make more of these!

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ampoliros — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:01:07 MDT

"i'm done man, i'm f***in' done!!"

loved it

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Naif — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:00:51 MDT

that was awesome,

more please ^^

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CruiseElroy — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:52:19 MDT

More of these please. That was fun.

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Tikey — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:51:55 MDT

Drama, action and even Mario.
Man, this Kartokumentary has it all.

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DaveKap — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:51:37 MDT

"I'm Brian Fucking Crecente mother fuckers! I've been playing GTA IV for 5 days straight! Who are you? You're nothing! NOTHING!"

*loses to 4 year old*

"... This game blows."

Brilliant work, keep it up dude!

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ceredonia — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:46:52 MDT

I got some funny looks at work for laughing. Totally worth it!

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liquid_kore — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:44:27 MDT

Great stuff. Adam was the brown haired guy with the sunglasses right? Who was the other guy that lost to Brian?

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ghnvt — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:43:17 MDT

Brian, your kid has the poker face of a pro.

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Mr.SithNinja — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:41:29 MDT

@Spoony Bard: It's gotta be the hair and sunglasses! XD

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Spoony Bard — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:39:49 MDT

@Mr.SithNinja: Dude, it's been mentioned so many times I think Brian's got to be tired of it by now. :)

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Harteex — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:39:46 MDT

@dead_red_eyes: Made me laugh as well :)

Overall a great video!

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Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:39:22 MDT

CRECENTE OVERLOAD!

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Pombar — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:35:51 MDT

Genius. Keep 'em coming!

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mescalineeyes — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:30:09 MDT

The video is funny as hell, but the end is about as cheesy as it gets.
:)

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Mr.SithNinja — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:28:21 MDT

Does Brian remind anyone else of "Anton the gigilo" in Duece Bigelo: Male Gigilo, or is it just me?

"Women pay me to give them pleasure."

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Pezdispenser — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:24:04 MDT

So how much garlic did we have to pay Sonic for this video?

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ban_hammer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:22:54 MDT

@Lijik: Everyone knows Sonic and Mario can fight fair, but Sonic would beat everyone in Mario Kart just by running

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Angryrider — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:22:19 MDT

Come on! You could have easily bested young Tristan!
Hilarious video though.

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JoRo1986 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:08:43 MDT

Ah, Brian. So humble. LOL.

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Banned_Rebel — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:07:26 MDT

brian great hair man, but might wanna look into getting some Just For Men. saw some gray hairs around 40secs before the video. just sayin

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Shiryu — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:07:10 MDT

I loled. :)

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3inst3in — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:05:32 MDT

that was excellent. handshakes and awards all around.

idea: can we get tshirts that have a silhouette of crecente, emulating the iconic che guevara image. that would be sweet. get on that pronto.

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Deltakiral — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:05:30 MDT

Best part of the video is how he keeps bringing up that he's been playing GTA4 for 5 days straight.

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Orionsaint — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:04:00 MDT

Brian Crecente reminds me of Dave Grohl, lead singer of the Foo Fighters. Especially in this vid. Funny stuff.

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balls187 upside yo head — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:01:55 MDT

Thanks for posting this. It made my day :)

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Sandldan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:01:05 MDT

great video :)
the apprentice has become the master

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y2julio — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:00:48 MDT

Crecente is the definition of awesomeness.

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Lstormy10 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:58:42 MDT

Mini Crecente for the win!

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JohnnytheFuture — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:56:11 MDT

@dead_red_eyes: Seconded.

Adam, great job on the vid. I'm really enjoying the video features Kotaku's putting out. Keep up the smooth work!

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SsLordMagus — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:54:53 MDT

that was funny. Keep doing those kind of videos, it rocks!

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Legion329 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:54:43 MDT

And this is why I love Kotaku.

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Jaziek — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:54:01 MDT

mini bash and mini crecente need to have a "Li' Gamer Kid"-off.

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scotty — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:53:34 MDT

Brian's smile is unmatched.

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Ryumeka — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:53:32 MDT

And suddenly, I am having flashbacks of that Eegra.com spoof.

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Crack — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:50:58 MDT

Awesome. That was genuinely funny. "Want to go again?"

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pkmnSilver — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:50:57 MDT

Mario got beat at his own game.

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ArmyofJuan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:49:52 MDT

Brian has amazing teeth

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Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:48:05 MDT

I didn't think it possible, but somehow you managed to capture the true radiance and luster of Brian's hair. A lesser man would have fallen to his knees in the presence of such "Fectaculosity" your videography skills will go down in history. Not only did you capture the sheer beauty of it, nay the very essence of it, we also see Brian run his fingers through it. In a word…Epic.

Stop now Adam, this is your Opus.

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Saint Anima — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:48:00 MDT

Awesome video. There needs to be a Kotaku feature film, I say.

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DranzerKire — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:47:47 MDT

Mini Crecente is my hero! Keep on owning them noobs!

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excaleranth — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:47:14 MDT

I lol'd. Hard.

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WPennypacker — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:46:54 MDT

theres a lot of shame and anger in those eyes...

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Spoony Bard — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:46:44 MDT

The son has bested the father. The circle is now complete!

Great video :)

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Candlejack — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:46:29 MDT

LOL :D This cracked me up. Awesome stuff.

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mzs — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:43:45 MDT

Wow Brian has a mesmerizing smile, exhales...

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Aethyr — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:42:23 MDT

Adam, your Kotakumentaries are amazing.

Crecente, it's okay, that kid was like, 5 years old or something. Wayyy out of your league.

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Mienvard — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:40:44 MDT

The day I tire of Kotaku and it's staff will be a dreaful one where I realise I have fallen astray.

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hrunting — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:37:39 MDT

I love the Crecente vs Mario match up. :D

Another great video.

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Puzzle — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:32:21 MDT

LOL!

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PatMan33 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:32:16 MDT

It was the REAL Brian Crecente!!!

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jasoncourt — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:31:43 MDT

It's Mario Kart Wii's Billy Mitchell.

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kentmx25 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:30:43 MDT

Awesome video made me laugh the whole time. Crecente owning Mario then getting beat by his own kid Just hilarious

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Benzak — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:29:32 MDT

Good stuff. The GTAIV flub took me out of it for a minute, but overall pretty good.

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Cruithne — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:28:56 MDT

Move over Michael Moore (you fat bastid).

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MajorMcMuffin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:27:08 MDT

Crecente - a lesson in hubris. We need to find the fake Crecente, and put the two of them in a room together. If that is possible. I'm sure the results would make for an interesting film Adam.
This was enjoyable anyway.

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cheesecake000 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:26:47 MDT

Crecente has godly facial hair. It's all about the hair! It intimidates his opponents. Can you teach me how to have godly facial hair? All I've got is a fuzz mustache.

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ShaggE — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:26:22 MDT

Hahaha, oh man. That reminds me of so many people.
"This game rocks!"...(ten minutes pass)..."Who cares if you won, the game sucks anyway!"

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zanzibarlegend — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:25:24 MDT

@Brian Crecente:
B.C. - there must be sumthing wrong with this controller
Tristan- blank stare

Tristan FTW!!!

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Enderet — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:25:02 MDT

I like the Pradas... I have some that look almost identical.

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Zeouterlimits — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:23:13 MDT

Quite enjoyable, the hurt look on your {Adam} face was quite appeasing to my monster inside :)

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teh_joe — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:21:21 MDT

that brian crecente really walks with a swager.

good stuff!

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RogueSquid — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:20:36 MDT

One day Mini Crecente, having handed down another beating, will turn to his Dad and just say "I'm gonna call the home Dad... it's time... yes yes i know, you were EPIC once... i know... yes you pawned good back in the day"

Let's hope that aint tomorrow Brian :)

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PresDNA — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:20:23 MDT

How long have you been playing GTA IV

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Northernsky — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:19:00 MDT

That was brilliant! Well shot, nicely put together. I want to see more from the new intern!

(Psst... Adam, you owe me a drink)

Seriously though, that was really funny :D

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kurokotetsu — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:18:53 MDT

Lovely. This is how a documentary should be done.

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marlblank — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:18:50 MDT

Needs more garlic :p.

No adam, congratulations with another succesfull video report.

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Elderwulf — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:18:03 MDT

Hah need more. We need video of Crecente harassing Miyomoto now.

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Dragonzigg — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:24 MDT

I don't believe the 'no feelings were hurt' disclaimer. When it comes to Mario Kart, feelings are *always* hurt.

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Lijik — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:16 MDT

This isn't Brian Crecente. Where is his garlic payment? His love for Sonic the Hedgehog? Where is his ever changing accent and loose clothing?

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Fyren — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:08 MDT

Great!, I did chuckle throughout the 'cumentary. The audio is a bit messy though.

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Jaziek — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:06 MDT

PWNT.

Jaziek

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MSUSteve — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:17:06 MDT

@dead_red_eyes: I was popping it to post almost the exact same thing. Those are some luxurious locks.

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Derigor — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:16:58 MDT

ROFL that was great.

I think there is something wrong with this wheel!

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Ra is on House — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:16:18 MDT

lol i liked that. To bad there wasn't one for your GTA:IV adventure.

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dead_red_eyes — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:15:52 MDT

@Brian Crecente:

Wind or no wind B.C., that's some damn fine hair.

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dead_red_eyes — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:15:23 MDT

B.C. - "You lost to Brian, so you know, that's okay"
Guy - "I have no idea who you are"
B.C. - "Yeah, I'm sure"

Fucking hilarious!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!

dead_red_eyes

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BlackPawn — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:14:32 MDT

I think I enjoyed that quite thoroughly

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OldManGaming — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:13:16 MDT

this was really good - made me laugh

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Brian Crecente — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:12:33 MDT

windy

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amisenior — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:11:10 MDT

Nice hair

amisenior