<![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> HA, teabag, HA.

anyhoo, does this guy just inject himself with crack before each show/interview or is he naturally hyper like that????????

freespeech

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Just watched this and I sure do hope someone commented on how the guy playing Rainbow Six behind him started tea bagging someone at the end.

ShineyBlueShoes

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @tzaketh: #

"A rookie mistake? According to who?"

*frown* I noticed you didn't source any of your assertions in any of your recent posts so I'm going to let you google up 'quick tips on how to give an effective speech' yourself. The idea that my argument/opinion is not valid because a reputable person didn't say it first, is laughable.

"He's frank, and that's what's great about Sessler. He's none of this modern G4 pretentious bullshit. And the reason for that is that he's basically the longest-working employee there. He was back when TechTV was new."

He may come across this way too you. But the camera does not show him in that light to me, or to my friends for the reasons I stated. (Things like; he flubs his lines; he's often obviously reading about games that he seems to not have played personally; and his coworkers are just as, if not more, fake. When one surrounds themselves by lame it tends to rub off. Perhaps one shouldn't find another guilty by association, but it is a bias I and many have.)

You are saying he is frank because he's worked there a long time. I know a lot of people who have worked places a long time and aren't frank but who are pretentious. Again, this is an issue of faulty logical flow.

"He's honest, intelligent, and informed. He's not covered in make-up like Kevin Pereira, and he's not just a pair of tits like Olivia Munn (Admittedly, she -is- very good at tha job)."

I can tell that he wears make up. That he looks less like a penny hooker than someone who looks exactly like a penny hooker does not make me think better of him. Nor does makeup, or the lack there of, logically flow into "he's honest, intelligent, and informed." You think these things becuase he wears less makeup than a girl. Really? Well done.

"He'll never be a star, he doesn't have the easy-to-remember accent and wit of Yahtzee, but he's just a solid, intelligent, informed individual who's covering a field he, and I, enjoy."


That you enjoy him doesn't make me think less of you.

Squanderdalfast

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Mhh... it's been a while since I've seen him not reading a script, not that he ALWAYS does this, but ME, I haven't seen him so open for ever. ME. Not that he isn't. ME. He's a good man.

artofwar420

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler seems like an honest man. That makes him a better man in my book.

thelken

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler is a douche. Fucking final fantasy hater.

FrogJon

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @YUYU: Seconded. Bring back Tech TV.

Paladin58

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Heyyou27: Boo hoo, they gave Uncharted a 4/5. Everyone talks about Nintendo fanboys complaining about Brawl getting a 9.5. And you guys complain about a 4, which is listed as "great games with significant problems and games that are amazing but just aren't suited for everyone"

KM91

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I love these little segments that Sessler does and listening to him just talk about games. Then I try to watch G4 again and I'm reminded why he and Morgan Manchin are the only good parts of that channel.

Grey_Fox

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I miss Extended Play. And early X-Play. Basically anything that didn't involve Morgan Webb and the constant revamping of the show into a bigger monstrosity every other week.

FancifulUnicorn

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Waaaa! I miss Tech TV!! Most people have gone to revision 3 or TwiT. Go get your fix there. I personally like AOTS and X-Play. Have been watching both for years. (When AOTS was Screen Savers) Sessler FTW.

Mr. Bungle

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> This... this was actually moderately entertaining. X-Play has annoyed the living hell out of me for the past few years. The humor has been absolutely terrible and seems deliberately out to annoy me. But this was actually worth it. It's almost like Sessler actually is a decent guy when he wants to be.

...So what's going on? Does X-Play have some team of writers who think they're funny that just need to be slapped around a lot with a Steve Martin joke book? Is Sessler just tired of the format and dials it in? Have we slipped into some strange microcosm of time and space?

dreamshade

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> pivot

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I love G4 posts because the comments are always filled with people whining about TechTV. For the record, there were many of us that loved G4 prior to TechTV coming in and ruining our gaming channel. G4 was ALL gaming, but gamers were too good for that. I remember people complaining about the budgets, but low ratings = low budgets. G4 had basically two options after the TechTV merger happened and didn't work, adopt more SpikeTV programming or get absorbed completely by E. If gamers had supported the gaming programming rather than always questioning the authenticity, then we would still have a gaming channel.

Oh, and if you wanted people other than Sessler and Perreira that cared about gaming (Morgan Webb does too, but people will never accept that) then maybe you should have paid attention when they had Victor Lucas, Wil Wheaton, Tommy Tallerico, Tina Wood, Geoff Keighley, etc. You may not like all of those people, but they bleed gaming and gamers dismissed them because of low budgets, etc.

kingofallcosmos

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Bring back Ratty and Shad Grimgravy!!

I met Adam and Morgan back in the Tech TV days, both real nice and down to Earth.

I respect what Sessler has to say, that pair is pretty much all that is left that's worthwhile on G4.

Rondogg

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Lebensbaum: The dictionary would like a word with you...

im·pact
-verb (used with object)

6. to drive or press closely or firmly into something; pack in.
7. to fill up; congest; throng: A vast crowd impacted St. Peter's Square.
8. to collide with; strike forcefully: a rocket designed to impact the planet Mars.
9. to have an impact or effect on; influence; alter: The decision may impact your whole career. The auto industry will be impacted by the new labor agreements.

-verb (used without object)

10. to have impact or make contact forcefully: The ball impacted against the bat with a loud noise.
11. to have an impact or effect: Increased demand will impact on sales.

我不是中国人。

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> yeah G4 is shite. I loved Tech TV. why don't they bring it back on the weekdays and for all the fanboys have the regular G4 program (cops, star trek, AOTS, Xplay and whatnot) on the weekends come on it's win lose for us.

MURDERFACE

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @peAr_nectAr: Realistically though, the reason Tech TV failed is because they were too focused on the channel being only about gaming/technology.

If it takes 6 hours a day of COPS to get ANY kind of TV coverage of games and other geeky stuff I will just not watch the channel for those hours.

ElijahDProphet

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler is cool. That one soapbox he did about people hating on Halo 3 was brilliant. Also, just want to throw my hat into the "I miss tech TV" camp, G4 is garbage.

Gray665

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> The only thing that gripped my attention in that bit was the sight of a teabagging going on behind him in Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

Fullforce

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @peAr_nectAr: *face palms* No it wouldn't! A Kotaku channel would bomb... blogging is their forte and though they're arguably the best blog in the gameOsphere at the moment, there's plenty (oh boy do I mean plenty!) of room for improvement.

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @ElijahDProphet: I wouldn't say the G4 hate was done until they stop demeaning gamers by making the channel a terrible combination of Spike and MTV. G4 doesn't take gaming seriously at all, and I doubt the executives or (besides X-Play) the hosts of the channel even play video games.

Now, a Kotaku Channel, that would be sweet.

peAr nectAr

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Hating on G4 is so done. Seriously people.

ElijahDProphet

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> G4-TV sucks, I'm sorry. It had to be said.

-EDGE-

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> "Impact" is not a verb, Adam.

Lebensbaum

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Adam Sessler still alive?
I heard he died in Cuba.

lonewolf333

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Dear Adam Sessler,

Please hurry up and go bald. Your hair is already translucent...it scares me.

RagingTowers

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Voteforme2020: "Saying" goes in there somewhere.

Voteforme2020

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Klaymen: I don't think anyone's he's the first person to formulate this argument. We're agreeing with him in the "I heard that" way. These are just rants, and as many late night comedians have shown, rants are usually repetitious in nature.

Voteforme2020

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I miss TechTV. ;-;

xanxus

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> G4 Sucks, but Sessler is the man. Does anyone even remember pre-TechTv, this shit was on ZDNet, and they like hosted it from a ARCADE...Adam has been at this a lot longer than most people relize

Prophestus

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> G4 is quite lame. It's nothing more than manufactured non-sequitur. Like other people have mentioned, it seems like Sessler has some good opinions and can hold his own during debates and interviews. However, with all of his g4 material being written by 9th graders (no offense) and being interspersed with "funny" quick edits (see Iron Man with Sessler's mug photoshopped on. LOLZ? No.) it's to the point where anything that is actually Sessler is plastered under layer upon layer of g4 crap. Don't even get me started on Morgan Webb (got invited to do a TED talk?! good grief).

However all these "I agree with Sessler" comments are ridiculous. This has been basically the exact same logic that has been repeated over and over since the original analyst's "analysis." Heartbreak Kid would have probably done about the same whether Halo 3 existed or not. Either that, or H3 did totally blow HBK out of the water, and Hollywood is just unfamiliar with a project that takes millions of dollars and lots of time actually turning out good.

also: @Jinto: lulz @ you.

Klaymen

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Is it just me, or does he sound like Andy Rooney? Maybe in his next bit, he'll read some mail or something...

boopadoo

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Hatorade... is it in you?

Nexus6

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> A lot of people need to relax. Adam is one of the most well informed, intelligent people around.

Voteforme2020

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Adam sessler says whatever the man who's dick is in his ass tells him to say...he is completely owned.
How can anyone think this guy is good at what he does???

who cares

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I actually saw Heartbreak Kid in theaters. I had no desire to buy halo 3.

NoBullet

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @tzaketh:

As for those who claim he never formulates opinions beyond what is written for him, I actually probably semi-agree with you here. He's much more endearing and entertaining when you see him in interviews and on things like the Loop on AOTS.

I hate it when I hear him read jokes that were obviously not written by him, though you can usually see it in his face that he thought it was flawed.

tzaketh

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> teh funny and true

WillW

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Squanderdalfast:

A rookie mistake? According to who?

He's frank, and that's what's great about Sessler. He's none of this modern G4 pretentious bullshit. And the reason for that is that he's basically the longest-working employee there. He was back when TechTV was new.

He's honest, intelligent, and informed. He's not covered in make-up like Kevin Pereira, and he's not just a pair of tits like Olivia Munn (Admittedly, she -is- very good at tha job).

He'll never be a star, he doesn't have the easy-to-remember accent and wit of Yahtzee, but he's just a solid, intelligent, informed individual who's covering a field he, and I, enjoy.

tzaketh

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Captain Impulse: Adam Sessler isn't part of the video game industry, he's part of the media... Barely! and even if he was he still just says whatever the his writers tell (i'm not sure he can read so they must just tell him his lines) him to, the most honest man in the video game industry is David Jaffe.

Godluvsugly

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Why does sessler suck?

His stage presence lacks authenticity and in a bit of paradox also lacks shine. Morgan web reflects poorly on him. There have been several shots where I've seen her mouthing her que card response while he talked. He often stutters and slurs through things he's obviously reading. His eye contact with the camera is consistently bad.

An example of poor craftsmanship from the above example:

"So today's topic is not cooooomepletly game related," complaining about your own monologue as an intro to said monologue is a rookie mistake.

This box office argument isn't his. It's obvious and its been stated by kotaku and others earlier and better.


I don't think less of Mike Fahey for liking him.

Squanderdalfast

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @kidnicky:
Dude you are probably just a little Final Faggotry fan boy who got pissed about their review for Crisis Core. Morgan Webb is hot yet at the same time she actually likes games unlike the rest of the female posers they have on G4. Adam tells things like they are.

Jinto

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Anyone got a direct link? Embedded video isn't loading

Starsmore

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Godluvsugly: Yeah! That's what talk'in about! Let that shit out! *sniffs it all in* ahhh! Now that's some good hate right there boyieeee!!

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Reasons i hate Sessler
1. his voice, it's annoying as hell
2. he talks waaaaay to fast, lay off the redbull
3. he thinks he's funny, your not so stop trying
4. he makes all gamers look like fast talking annoying voiced douches
5. he's on G4, if he were really a gamer he'd realize that G4 sux and that anyone who hosts on it is a sellout
6. he probably thinks morgan webb is hot, she's not she looks like a man!
7. like JammyBastard said he's a twat!

there that was my soapbox

Godluvsugly

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Adam Sessler is an obnoxious douchebag,and Morgan Webb has an adam's apple and a jaw that could cut leather.
"Oh but he totally made fun of Fox News for that Mass Effect thing!" Yeah,so did anyone involved with video games.

kidnicky

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @excel_excel: If someone guessed that the only reason I watch G4 anymore is because of him, you would guess right.

But X-Play has changed...I miss Canadian Guy and Ratty!

CONFUSEDgam3r

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I completly agree with what Sessler said. Its not Bungie's fault that Halo has more fans than an old and very uninteresting movie. Perhaps Hollywood needs to take a look in the mirror to find who's fault that was.

Anyway I also do plan to see Iron Man. GTA4 will be at home when I get back.

MjrShake

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> As much as I HATE Sessler. This rant was pretty much the best thing I've seen to come out of G4 in like....Ever.

DocHolidayVT

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Why hasn't anyone pointed out that Sessler named Wrong Turn 2 as a good innovative film? I think this weakens his argument quite a bit.

Ricey012

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Croixtreize: I understood him fine! but then again living in Ireland you get used to people slurring their words ;)

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler = the most honest man in the video game industry.

Captain Impulse

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler= G4's single redeeming factor

TOWER_JUNKIE

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I understood him perfectly fine..I guess I just understand rants.

Epic Fail

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I've only met him once, but similiar experience... No idea what the heck he waqs saying, I shorta just nodded and smiled, luckily Morgan was there and translated (in a sort of way) for me. It was a beautiful thing... but not as beautiful as she was!

PugDaddyD

PugDaddyD

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @okenny :): That's the biggest lie if i could ever tell. Love isn't your style to be honest. Your hate is unique and funny. Not many people have that so you win my friend :D bring the old oyu back .

FP Shindokie

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Spot on Sessler.

TheeAhaMoment

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Translation from Sessler into Flamer:

"Hollywood, take your bullshit and return it to the orifice from whence it came."

Edge of Blade

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I hated this guy so much when he was on Xplay, he was just yelling all the time - this was over 9000% better

awesomerobot

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> okay, yeah, the farrelly bros are full of shit, but this ain't that. this is a tentpole superhero movie summer release and it's the EXACT SAME DEMOGRAPHIC as GTA IV.

Paramount is pushing Iron Man *extremely hard*. I work in comics retailing, and I got a call from Paramount's PR department, asking if we want to do some cross promotional events for the film. In explaining this to my boss, he wondered why they're pushing so hard when the buzz on Iron Man is like 99% positive--seriously, if you work in comics retailing and encounter no complaints about Latest Upcoming Adaptation, they must REALLY be doing something right. It wasn't until I got off the phone with him that I realized it was to do with GTA. Paramount isn't Fox (Heartbreak Kid's studio), and they aren't "blaming" games so much as looking at GTA as legitimate competition for first-weekend box office grosses, and they are fucking right mood on for doing so. high school kids and dorm rats are going to drop 65 bucks retail and spend the weekend with GTA IV, electing to save a little money after their purchase, intending to catch Iron Man the next weekend. Unfortunately for the studio a lot of the perceived success of their films comes from the first-weekend boxoffice numbers. Paramount is bending over backwards to ensure you take a break from Niko's exploits to spend 2 hours of your may day weekend with ol' Shellhead.

In other words, this guy's a little off-base. GTA IV does constitute MAJOR competition for Iron Man.

StratfordX

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Haven't watched this yet (I plan to), but Adam Sessler is awesome.

I would also like to point out that his other half on Xplay, Morgan Webb, is an ugly skank. I don't understand how guys like her, or people in general. She's talentless and needs to be slapped around a bit with the Kotaku fish. In the face.

Personally that chick from Attack of the Show is much better.

/end rant

Tyber_Zann

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @[KU]Shindokie: Wishes for a Star: No man.. I've been slipping lately... life is bogging me down... I can't hate as freely as my soul desires and it's really cramping my style. Before I felt like I was the lone hater and now everyone's doing it. It all feels so... out of style. Love is the new hate!

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> =( Screw you, Sess! I loved The Heartbreak Kid and I like Ben Stiller. *storms out of room in frustration*

HaydenTenno

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Are you kidding? X-play's ratings are god awful; they rated Uncharted a 4/5 because they said that the "aiming and platforming parts were often too difficult". Anyone who has played the game would find this utterly hilarious. It always seems like I'm able to shoot an enemy from 100 yards with a pistol as if it's a sniper rifle, and the platforming parts are generally quite simple. Even if you die unexpectedly, the game checkpoints so often you're literally only 5 seconds from where you left off. As far as the general idea he's conveying about GTA though, yeah he's right.

Heyyou27

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Sparx: His honest opinions, open views and intelligent way of explaining his positions. Defending Halo when it's unpopular (although it was a great game). That's my favorite example.

Voteforme2020

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Maldron: I'm getting GTA IV, and I'd rather bang my head into a wall than watch Iron Man. To each their own.

Voteforme2020

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> My god, that voice was annoying.

Hylian

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> One of the only good things left about G4.

Bring back Tech TV. :'(

YUYU

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @JDM_BB6: Rainbow six vegas 2

ivan225

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @jp182: My sentiments exactly, but now that I too have succumbed to the lures of alcoholism, I have more of an understanding of the man. He cool. He alright.

Anarchist_Gamer

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler should make his own movie...

TheExiledLeader

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> to the right of call of duty 4 is that rainbow six vegas 2? , i havent played that yet.

JDM_BB6

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Ok, can someone point out anything else that they respect the guy for or is everybody just going to hang their hats on the whole fox news/mass effect fiasco? To be honest, I got nothing...

Sparx

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> while i hate to admit it, he's right.

I just don't like him or his personality. He sounds like a friend i have that gets really annoying when he's drunk and talks too fast.

jp182

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> i am soooo sick of G4 and if it weren't for the one show I watch "X-Play" then I wouldn't even tune in. Adam is old but cool in a geeky way..Keep doin the dam thing Adam..great post...now back to Assassin's Creed for PC....the best version out there.

JorgieX

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I seriously doubt that the industry is so stupid as to think that the reason remakes with tired actors do poorly is because of video games.

As a side note, I'm getting GTA4, and I'm going to go see Iron Man. Probably at a midnight showing, if they're doing that sort of nonsense. I swear, Iron Man will likely be amazing.

Maldron

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Scazza: I liked when he ripped that psychologist who complained about Mass Effect.

Earthslide

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @okenny :): maybe he drank as part of his representation of Tony Stark in Iron Man, that's what I call professionalism.

On another note, I really like his take on things and how he adds humor to his show. I wish they would bring back some of the bits they had on X-play in the past, some were very silly but still funny, and although now the show does a better job at staying current it is missing that part of it.

Masterpain22

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I just keep on respecting this man even more.

mackincheese

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @okenny :): BUt you were good at it before :/... people just love to bitch and hate its how the internet works.

FP Shindokie

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> That was significantly better than expected

ggodo

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @Scazza:

lol, i remember that

I'm not sure whether to like this guy or to hate him. He is on G4, which is a pretty biased station when it comes to video games, but i respect his growing appreciation for ps3 games

Huxle

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Fahey's spot on. Sessler seems like a guy who'd be fun to be around drunk or sober but preferably drunk.

Nexus6

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> the man has a point.

DigiMish

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> @JammyBastard: Why again? I'm having problems keeping up with the topic of hate these days :(

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> You guys think he's been drinking or something? His speech never sounded that slurry in previous Soap Box clips that I watched... then maybe it did :\

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Yeah and Ben Stiller has been rubbish for a while, heartbreak kid movie was terrible....THIS MAN IS AWESOME! I've never seen him before!!

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Yeah, I like his soapbox MUCH better than Charlie Daniels' soapbox :)

Spoony Bard

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> he's still a twat.

JammyBastard

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> "So everyones like 'ohh iron-man, iron-man' and I'm one of those people, ohh iron-man iron-man"
Classic

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> I like when Sessler raped the Crisis Core fanboys a new one on this Soap Box.

I happen to love CC, but totally agree with everything he says in his soapbox about how stupid people are...

Scazza

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sessler's awesome. His soapbox pwnage of Fox News and that dumb doctor during the whole "sexbox mass effect" fiasco was epic.

BattleBee

]]> <![CDATA[Sessler On Grand Theft Box Office]]> Sweet.

pirate_panda

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