<![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy - Kotaku Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy - Kotaku Comments]]> http://kotaku.com Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:16:59 MDT Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:16:59 MDT http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5114920 That is the REASON WHY I AM NOT A FANBOY OF ANY SYSTEM!!!!! LOL!!!!!

Video

]]> 9:377546:c5114920 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:16:59 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5106911 Wow. That's frankly quite frightening.

Zeouterlimits

]]> 9:377546:c5106911 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:43:15 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5099775 You're gross.

Dew_Lite

]]> 9:377546:c5099775 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:35:42 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5098044 AHHHHHHHH!

FelicioLostHorizonPT

]]> 9:377546:c5098044 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:00:14 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5096852 See? Dual shock is cocaine for the masses!

Vodun

]]> 9:377546:c5096852 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:07:26 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5095219 @Chef: something awesome, i'm sure.

Something that should be done. Give 'er a whack.

XWonka

]]> 9:377546:c5095219 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:55:29 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5095049 @Knight-Zero: you play with your PS3 on the roof? that is maximum risky!

zanzibarlegend

]]> 9:377546:c5095049 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:43:40 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094422 @ManjiKengo: I've threw mine off the roof last night, nada. Just a few scratches from the concrete.

Knight-Zero

]]> 9:377546:c5094422 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:55:24 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094415 Does he have a tatoo or built in blu-tooth... NO? FAIL!

Knight-Zero

]]> 9:377546:c5094415 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:54:56 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094414 builds up level 3 special.

-jab,jab,short,forward,fierce.

ahh yes i feel better now.

that oughta teach him to import controllers from Nova Scotia.

zanzibarlegend

]]> 9:377546:c5094414 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:54:46 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094263 I'm sorry, did I hear ultimate fanboy? Looks more like the ultimate fratboy. Now, if those were fully functional cybernetic implants, then we could talk.

sonofnone

]]> 9:377546:c5094263 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:42:56 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094059 2 foot fall...thats sad.

I threw my old xbox controller at the wall. Did not break anything but the wall.

dropped my 360 controller by accident about 4 feet fall. Guess what, NOTHING.

I throw my ps2 dualshock 2s all the time onto the ground, maybe about 3 feet at an angle and nothing's happened in 3 years of having my blue controller.

ManjiKengo

]]> 9:377546:c5094059 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:28:52 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094016 Did it break from humping it? Two feet?

Mongoosekun

]]> 9:377546:c5094016 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:25:24 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5094015 @XWonka: haha, oh man you think his are bad?!

awesomerobot

]]> 9:377546:c5094015 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:25:23 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093919 I wonder what happens if you press L3 or R3?

Chef

]]> 9:377546:c5093919 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:17:55 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093740 c'mon man. pluck those eyebrows before taking a photo like this. Get em waxed. Do something!

XWonka

]]> 9:377546:c5093740 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:05:57 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093562 errr 900 years to get to the ninth version of Resistance Fall of Man? That's a long development cycle. Maybe even Duke Nuke'em Forever will beat it to release...

Xsid

]]> 9:377546:c5093562 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:53:19 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093317 sweet jesus, that picture is more disturbing than tubgirl.

dslsd64

]]> 9:377546:c5093317 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:34:24 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093296 Rocko modern life, hefer and the wooden captain.

Maaxxx

]]> 9:377546:c5093296 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:32:54 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093295 Dear Sir,
Go outside and stop putting pieces of your PS3 in your face, that and enjoy playing on your PS3.

Deltakiral

]]> 9:377546:c5093295 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:32:49 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093095 @fuzzycuffs:

well played..lol

enewtabie

]]> 9:377546:c5093095 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:19:10 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093025 @Haniko:

haha i think sony fell of the quality bandwagon just before designing the ps3, you know that they created the original schematics by drawing with sticks in the mud right?

Tycus

]]> 9:377546:c5093025 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:14:39 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093021 Don't quit your day job, dude.

Benjo

]]> 9:377546:c5093021 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:14:31 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5093013 The Dual Shock 3 batteries last 15 hours or so, but his interweb humiliation will last a lifetime.

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> 9:377546:c5093013 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:13:56 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5092907 I don't want to know where the shoulder buttons are *shudder*

excel_excel

]]> 9:377546:c5092907 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:07:02 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5092433 @Jopan: I think you have the only funny comment in this thread so far.

Aflack: Likes slushies

]]> 9:377546:c5092433 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:32:16 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5092429 I bet you he was lacking rumble until just recently, and it cost $55 to add it in.

fuzzycuffs

]]> 9:377546:c5092429 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:32:02 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5092282 i think i know where he put the dvd ... and its not in his mouth

ThisIsHell666

]]> 9:377546:c5092282 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:19:48 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5092067 @teraphony: Agreed! LOL!

xarchsagex

]]> 9:377546:c5092067 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:06:28 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091994 I love Sony and all of its products and I thought it would be fun to wear it on my face. I had gone through four broken Xbox 360's and was tired of wasting money, so I bought a PS3 last year and have enjoyed every moment. I know keep my new silver dual shock 3 in a drawer to keep it safe. PS3 rocks and cant wait until PS9 when i can play games in my mind with those game nodes that enter through my nose.

jon5654

]]> 9:377546:c5091994 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:00:12 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091918 I was just innocently scrolling away and ACK...analog eyes! Put it away!! Put that thing away underneath the jump! Make lots of new posts so it goes away into the archives and never comes out again!!!

(is closing eyes and flailing helplessly towards the monitor with one hand and frantically going to shut Firefox the second this is posted)

teraphony

]]> 9:377546:c5091918 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:55:36 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091792 where did he put the rumble motors

leimeisei

]]> 9:377546:c5091792 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:47:50 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091746 Creepy

Azriel101

]]> 9:377546:c5091746 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:45:20 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091718 I love Sony. Both The PS2 and PS3 have given me many hours of enjoyment. I had gone through 4 Xbox 360's(they all broke)and i was tired of wasting money so i bought the PS3 last August and have enjoyed every minute of it. My first Sixaxis broke the same way my dualshock broke, so i bought a new one. Then when I imported the dualshock 3 i enjoyed that until two weeks ago it fell. So i rush ordered an imported silver dual shock, and in two days it was there for me to enjoy. So all in all I love Sony and all of its products and i thought it would be fun to wear it on my face.

jon5654

]]> 9:377546:c5091718 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:43:50 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091570 Uh, yeah. Pointless in size and meaning.

ResetSmith

]]> 9:377546:c5091570 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:33:44 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091513 *sigh* why does that picture have to be so large and monitor-consuming? I was eating, Crecente. Was.

ca$h

]]> 9:377546:c5091513 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:29:07 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091493 Fuck me...that freaked the shit out of me when i scrolled down..damn

Woylez

]]> 9:377546:c5091493 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:27:49 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091489 Sometimes, photos like this one should stay in your "My Images" folder and never go on the web. Maybe Windows Firewall should be 2 ways and protects the user of Internets and Internets from the user.

slimky

]]> 9:377546:c5091489 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:27:31 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091402 -Warning- Clearasil gives you confidence.

Jopan

]]> 9:377546:c5091402 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:21:10 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091293 Wow.

KM91

]]> 9:377546:c5091293 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:14:08 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091179 No. Just no.

M

]]> 9:377546:c5091179 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:07:30 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5091158 I did not read the post. I get it, though, I get it!

I must remember that gaming can be addiction, I need to level in real life, and sometimes it is best just go ahead and unplug!

The message is sentient.

Mohican

]]> 9:377546:c5091158 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:06:26 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090980 I decide to refresh my Kotaku and THIS FACE suddenly pop out and scrare the hell out of me. >_<
Good job Kotaku, good job... :(

SsLordMagus

]]> 9:377546:c5090980 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:56:13 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090979 uh...wtf?

Seiven

]]> 9:377546:c5090979 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:56:12 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090961 Okay, this guy VS Jamzy, who wins?

LittleBigPlaneteer

]]> 9:377546:c5090961 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:55:00 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090859 Hope he didn't breathe in through his nose too hard...it'd be funny explaining to a doctor why he had the X or O button up his nose..

mackincheese

]]> 9:377546:c5090859 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:48:59 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090858 I can see the 360 fanboys coming in with something similar... just need someone to exercise until they die from exhaustion.

Ba-dum-dum-chh.

Mpalm.

]]> 9:377546:c5090858 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:48:58 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090837 @Cruithne: LOL YOU'RE SO INTERNET EDGY AND FUNNY MAN YOU SHOULD BE A WRITER!

Blinkman

]]> 9:377546:c5090837 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:47:43 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090803 Now he has 10 bit sight sensitivity, instead of 8 bit.

jambe

]]> 9:377546:c5090803 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:45:46 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090781 Can we have this picture AFTER the break? It's creeping me the fuck out. I don't like scrolling past it everytime I try to read the news.

Ignatius

]]> 9:377546:c5090781 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:44:22 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090737 I just had a great idea for doing something similar with the 360.

Now when I bend over and drop my pants, hand me that red lipstick...

Cruithne

]]> 9:377546:c5090737 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:41:38 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090717 @steliosco:

It would certainly be better than "This is Living"!

Zing!

I'll throw myself out. :)

Pezdispenser

]]> 9:377546:c5090717 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:40:49 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090715 What has been seen, cannot be unseen

For_the_lulz

]]> 9:377546:c5090715 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:40:44 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090662 tweezers.

Barbara

]]> 9:377546:c5090662 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:38:06 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090565 quick sony make it an advertisement :)

;)

steliosco

]]> 9:377546:c5090565 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:32:53 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090524 @Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt: Yeah, what's up with that? I've heard of 360 controllers falling 2 stories and still functional.

Kickinstuff13

]]> 9:377546:c5090524 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:31:21 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090462 SHIT, was drinking my soda and playing my PSP when I suddenly turn to see if my Kotaku page did load up(its being slow with all the downloads) and BOOM this creepy face in front of me while I spat the soda all over the monitor and the PSP!! :(

LosMerengues

]]> 9:377546:c5090462 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:50 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090458 Hmm. So this is living?

>_>

Saint Anima

]]> 9:377546:c5090458 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:43 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090454 This is neat, in a weird way.

QuirkyLittleTyrant

]]> 9:377546:c5090454 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:28:25 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090435 Is that cleft chin ergonomically designed?

A controller with a sleek, greasy, pimply finish should be a hit with the kids.

flashtut

]]> 9:377546:c5090435 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:34 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090390 This is most horrifying.

DarkGildon

]]> 9:377546:c5090390 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:25:23 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090366 Hahahaha... where's Kyle81? He should have a look at this and COPY HIS STYLE. Awesome look for your Sonyboy next door!

Soldrak

]]> 9:377546:c5090366 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:54 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090360 Resistance better get a lot better if they plan to have a 9th installment.

Spartan1308

]]> 9:377546:c5090360 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:38 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090349 So.....his controller falls two feet and breaks.

That's pretty effin' pathetic for a controller.

Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt

]]> 9:377546:c5090349 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:04 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090347 This guy has issues...he neets to think about his life and restart.

Too bad he's missing the start and select buttons...

Jnas

]]> 9:377546:c5090347 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:23:03 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090339 heh, i thought he had a tattoo of the PS home button on his forhead before that all loaded in, slow internet ftw!

DrunkRaba

]]> 9:377546:c5090339 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:22:44 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090329 Bet he gets beaten up by the ultimate 360 fanboy a lot.

Kickinstuff13

]]> 9:377546:c5090329 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:22:25 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090312 He's not a true fanboy unless he used all the components from that broken controller, just like true Native Americans use all the body parts from their hunt.

Callidux

]]> 9:377546:c5090312 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:20:55 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090297 ...I wouldn't hit that.

YUYU

]]> 9:377546:c5090297 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:20:05 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090268 This reminds me of an old internet haiku!

"Does anyone ever feel like jumping through the internet and punching someone in the face?"

Not a haiku? Owell.

parad0x360

]]> 9:377546:c5090268 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:19:02 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090233 No 'Giant face' tag?

Jonn

]]> 9:377546:c5090233 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:17:31 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090229 *in valley girl voice*

Eww.

Aflack: Likes slushies

]]> 9:377546:c5090229 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:17:16 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090212 Yet my DS has fallen many times from much higher and I have pummeled my still perfect gamecube controller for years.

Am I questioning the quality of Sony? No....... yes

Haniko

]]> 9:377546:c5090212 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:39 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090204 I wish I had analog eyes, then I could really freak people out.

Figroti

]]> 9:377546:c5090204 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:17 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090199 Im not even gonna ask where the connector cord comes out of.

KreacherOfBloodandRank

]]> 9:377546:c5090199 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:16:10 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090188 My guess is that the L2 and R2 and behind the ears.

FredQC

]]> 9:377546:c5090188 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:15:34 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090187 @Iceking5: No way. He had to be the antiPLAYSTATION (yes it has to be capitalized). The end times are nigh! The TVs will display rivers of blood and the sun being blocked out!

NitrousO

]]> 9:377546:c5090187 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:15:32 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090179 Haha, I read the text and thought it was trolling because the pic wouldn't load. Then I loaded the pic and loled...

So what's under his nightstand? An exploding danger zone from DoA1? I've never managed to kill a Sony controller... Though I've had several pre-dualshock PSX pads drop dead of mysterious mechanical blinddeadpigginess

fuchikoma

]]> 9:377546:c5090179 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:14:51 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090147 ...*facepalm*

Grey Gecko

]]> 9:377546:c5090147 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:13:39 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090126 He looks like some sort of cross between a ps3 and a vampire.

Pyro Jack

]]> 9:377546:c5090126 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:58 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090116 Does it have tilt?

Candlejack

]]> 9:377546:c5090116 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:12:29 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090085 You killed a controller to do that, you sir are on my enemy list...once I start an enemy list.

Jacktherip

]]> 9:377546:c5090085 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:11:00 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090081 @Cruithne: D:

Crecente you make prinny sad. D:

Witzbold

]]> 9:377546:c5090081 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:10:42 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090071 I don't understand how people break their stuff like that. I've never had any of my electronics get lost or broken before. Other than when my stupid friend put my Xbox LIVE cheap wired headset in a backpack full of heavy stuff and smashed it as we carried it around. I don't know, I guess I just take care of my stuff =/

deviantchicken

]]> 9:377546:c5090071 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:10:02 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090063 Two feet? Seriously? That's sad.

I THREW a dualshock two to the floor and all that happened to it was a few missing shoulder buttons and a small crack.

Moonshadow101

]]> 9:377546:c5090063 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:09:38 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090044 my eyes! D: lol that looks freaky as I was scrolling around kotaku XD aha!

hrabbit

]]> 9:377546:c5090044 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:08:36 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090038 for a split second, just for a split second as my rubbish connection made the image appear in sections and i was reading the header - i shit my pants.

scroll so its only visible to just under the eyes and dont look directly at it, look away from the image, look to the right of it and tell me that its not freaky.

GMC

]]> 9:377546:c5090038 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:08:11 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5090032 I need some of those Monolith dipers, please.

MasterOfPastures

]]> 9:377546:c5090032 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:07:59 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089995 @Cruithne: There are none! You should be asking where is the "Blue Tooth"? Hey-ho!! ... Sorry, it was a great chance for a bad joke. I couldn't resist.

-Niric

Niric

]]> 9:377546:c5089995 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:06:18 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089985 [wii remote allusion]

Penis.

[/wii remote allusion]

Mainman

]]> 9:377546:c5089985 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:05:50 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089965 Wait... so the ultimate fanboy becomes the console but can't play it themself? What's the point in that? :/

Duoae

]]> 9:377546:c5089965 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:05:07 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089956 @Cruithne: Its wireless, just like all the controllers nowadays are...

sheeeillaaa

]]> 9:377546:c5089956 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:04:37 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089945 Umm, uh huh. I hope nobody pushes your buttons! Bada Bing! I know that was retarded.

Mr Fortitude

]]> 9:377546:c5089945 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:04:09 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089943 The new Sony Defence Force Soldier unveiled! :D

Iceking5

]]> 9:377546:c5089943 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:04:08 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089925 @Cruithne: Must you ask? >_<

Ashurahori

]]> 9:377546:c5089925 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:03:18 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089908 Haha, oh wow.

I'm worried where he put the other parts.

Terance

]]> 9:377546:c5089908 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:02:23 MDT <![CDATA[The Ultimate Fanboy]]> http://kotaku.com/377546/the-ultimate-fanboy#c5089901 Where's the cable?

Cruithne

]]> 9:377546:c5089901 Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:02:02 MDT