Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers - Kotaku Comments

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Jagzi11a — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:25:14 MDT

First of all, the cake is a lie. Second, I love April fools day!

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Parsifal — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:30:31 MDT

But on a positive note: This whole Kaketaku thing was pretty fun on its own, but what /really/ did it for me were all the people commenting within the spirit of the event. That really shot the whole thing skyward:)

Parsifal

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moominsean — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:25:02 MDT

one word....

bukakketaku.

moominsean

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yuoma — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:54:11 MDT

here's the thing. I know what's going on, but it still doesn't mean i wouldn't want more cake news...

you're jerks for making me so happy and then taking it away

yuoma

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dhlt25 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:07:41 MDT

lol, I checked the site at work this morning and everything was about cake. And all od them are delicious too except for that head. Keep up the good work and bring us mmore cake news.

dhlt25

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RattyAssMullet — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:44:16 MDT

WELCOME TO 2007, BRIAN!

caketaku.blogspot.com

RattyAssMullet

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KM91 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:59:40 MDT

@ceilingfanboy: Fortunately, I'm on Spring Break.

KM91

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gadgetfanatic — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:23:24 MDT

@MaoChan: Personally I concider this to be an improvement.

gadgetfanatic

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hrabbit — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:15:49 MDT

omg @_@ no.... more.... cakes X_X they make me hungry... :P

hrabbit

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scruffy, the janitor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:11:36 MDT

@Mr.SithNinja: Second

scruffy, the janitor

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Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:32:08 MDT

I hate April Fools, but I like cakes. So conflicted...

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Mr.SithNinja — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:27:51 MDT

Alright goddammit!! It is Monday morning (for me because I had yesterday off) and I am being bombarded by cake stories, and there is NO kind of cake anywhere in this f'ing building!! DAMN YOU KOTAKU!!!! YOU OWE ME CAKE!!!!

Mr.SithNinja

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Uchikoma — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:23:31 MDT

The cake is a lie~!
*cries in a corner*

Uchikoma

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Gambare — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:21:24 MDT

The cake is a lie

Gambare

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edgeblade — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:17:16 MDT

I have cake, hate me Internets.

edgeblade

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Rastaman4200 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:16:24 MDT

@multimoog: Stop acting like a D-Bag and enjoy the randomness of the holiday...April Fools Day rocks and Kaketaku was excellent fun for the few minutes it was up. Dont like a few jokes?, then GO AWAY!!!!

Rastaman4200

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Zero_Beat — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:01:02 MDT

Gamecakes are back! =D

Zero_Beat

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TheEngineer — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:54:43 MDT

It looks like I would die if I ate that. Thing must contain half a pound of food coloring.

TheEngineer

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Spoony Bard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:52:23 MDT

@multimoog: Jesus. What's wrong with you? You're bitching about April Fools on Kotaku AND Gizmodo? Good grief...lighten the f*** up, dude.
[gizmodo.com]

Spoony Bard

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JoDi — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:48:48 MDT

The kake is a lie?

JoDi

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sonofnone — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:48:17 MDT

Dude this is so SWEET!!!

Seriously. Ya know, like sugary.

sonofnone

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denki — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:47:42 MDT

I fucking hate April Fool's day.

denki

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AnotherGamer — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:43:46 MDT

THE CAKE IS A LIE...or a well orchestrated April Fool's Joke.

AnotherGamer

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Enkur — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:39:05 MDT

This and Blizzard's April Fools made my day. Thanks guys!

Enkur

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Bluecell — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:38:53 MDT

@DaiMacculate: See, numbers are arbitrary when it comes to gamecakes. I don't care if the Devil May Cheesecake got an 8.5. I hate cheesecake and I'm not going to buy it. Angelfood Creed got mixed reviews; some numbers as low as 6.5. But that doesn't matter. Angelfood Creed was a game cake I was interested in, so I bought it and despite a few minor flaws, I loved every bite.
I went into it knowing I wouldn't be able to skip the long unpacking process before the actual gamecake, but I only ate it once, so it didn't matter. Besides, after eating it once, there really is no reason to go back and eat it again.
I knew it's layers would be repetitive, but I ate the layers in the order of my choosing, so it definitely wasn't boring.
I enjoyed AC because of the freedom you feel while eating it. And I enjoyed the story it told...in my mouth. (that was a stretch)
Kaketaku's rating system is fine. If a game cake is truly bad (like a 2.5) they'll let you know using their review system. I'd rather have them come out and say a game cake tastes horrible, than slap an arbitrary number on the end.

This was fun.

Bluecell

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SuperMaxZero — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:37:58 MDT

My God...I read all of those cakwe posts, and now I have a sweet tooth like you couldn't imagine.

Cake...need...cake...
*Spots someone*
CAKE! CAAAAAAAAAKE!

SuperMaxZero

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JerrD74: RIP George Carlin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:37:50 MDT

Interesting...

..but I'm sorry, like I said earlier, all other April Fool's jokes fail in comparison to the epic win that of youTube RickRolling the Internet.

...the freaking internet people..

Pure madness..

JerrD74: RIP George Carlin

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Tei — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:30:39 MDT

Otaku Cake: Kotaku.

Tei

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Gray665 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:24:40 MDT

Let them eat....cake.

Gray665

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jasoncourt — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:22:43 MDT

I can't stop crying. Please! Make it stop. Oh Wait! It's April 1st...oh ok, as you were :) nice job, and good choice for the day actually.

jasoncourt

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PissedPS3Fan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:21:54 MDT

@tkshredder: No. This cake is the sweet, unmitigated truth like no other cakes have ever nor will ever be.

PissedPS3Fan

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Lot Krotan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:18:55 MDT

Wow, a lot of humorless commentors. "I HATE THIS. KAKES ARE NOT FUNNY. NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO READ. BLAH WHINE BLAH."

The truth is, there usually isn't anything worthwhile reading when half the US is still asleep. The good posts usually turn up later in the day, so deal with it.

Lot Krotan

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Beano — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:18:42 MDT

I can't say that this really came as a surprise. Kotaku has always been big on cake.

Beano

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Fnor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:17:53 MDT

@Tepoz: Pfft, real cakers know that all three are mass-market crap. Indie icing FTW.

Fnor

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multimoog — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:16:47 MDT

Okay. For real? This sucks. April Fool's is okay if you have a good joke but... this isn't it.

multimoog

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marty7044 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:15:31 MDT

The cake thing is getting old.

marty7044

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Tepoz — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:12:26 MDT

Hells, yes! It's about time we get coverage over the Duncan Hines/Pillsbury/Betty Crocker cake war.

Duncan Hines, FTW!!

Tepoz

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Pezdispenser — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:09:26 MDT

The cake is a SPY!

*backstab*

"Just drop your fork and walk away"
"It never really was your birthday"
"You got frosting on my suit"

Speaking of cakes, anyone got some? I could go for an Ice Cream one right about now...

Pezdispenser

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phicaluk — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:09:14 MDT

Disappointed by the lack of a Maximum Risky cake:-(

phicaluk

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edgeblade — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:09:13 MDT

@egyptomix: Legend of Cakeda?

edgeblade

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mackincheese — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:08:12 MDT

Enough cake. I'm hungry as it is...

mackincheese

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3inst3in — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:06:04 MDT

haha the cake is a lie. April Fools!

3inst3in

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Rastaman4200 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:05:31 MDT

@Maldron: oh yea...forgot about that...i bet hes still working on it tho...maybe working with that cooper lady on the Mass Confectionary sex scene between those 2 keebler elves...even tho all you see is there pointy ears.

Rastaman4200

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lithium — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:03:29 MDT

LAWLZ...
C'mon This is getting old. Now i want my Kotaku back and my daily MKS4 (Metal Kake Solid 4) posts... phuleaze!

(whispering...) Kake Eater...

lithium

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Cchrist — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:02:01 MDT

@nikolaj: :O oh fuck!

Cchrist

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Fnor — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:01:26 MDT

... Now I feel the urge to go bake a cake. I don't have time for this! GAH!

Fnor

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Mr.Waffleton — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:01:13 MDT

This is the best day ever.

Mr.Waffleton

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holytramp — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:01:07 MDT

I have to say I'm disappointed with all this cake coverage. For a start my cakebox RROD'ed on me, I know the thing was meant to get hot but... :( Then the motion sensors on my iicing kit failed. At least I have my trusty cakestation left. Can't wait for the victoria sponge chronicles: battle of the fondant, to be released. All of these posts just make me sad :(

*goes away to eat cake* :(

holytramp

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Spoony Bard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:00:41 MDT

@neojam: Someone's got a case of the TUESDAYS.

Spoony Bard

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Maldron — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:59:58 MDT

@Rastaman4200: He's no longer able to submit cases to the courts on his own behalf, you big silly. Otherwise he'd be all over that shit.

Maldron

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Netizen — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:54 MDT

@Rastaman4200: JT is just nuts on top of the delicious gaming cake. They'll get picked off soon enough ;)

Netizen

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nikolaj — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:48 MDT

holy crap....

the nuntendo bs-one wasn't a joke?!

nikolaj

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ca$h — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:32 MDT

Way to go Kotaku! You seriously freaked me out... cake after cake, page after page. These cakes are fucking AWESOME (except that creepy decapitation one). National cake sales will certainly rise today because of you guys. I'm sure as hell going to pick one up on the way home now!!!

ca$h

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Rastaman4200 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:54:15 MDT

so wheres the Jack Thomson article about how The new Grand Theft Frosting is so full of sugar that it warps kids minds into thinking that everything is cake causing a rash of canibalisms somewhere in florida?

Rastaman4200

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neojam — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:53:36 MDT

Sorry, but this whole "1st April cake joke" is just ridiculous...

neojam

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brent_w — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:53:17 MDT

I can't believe all the cake haters.

brent_w

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WreckTheLaw — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:52:54 MDT

@DaiMacculate: Dai, I prefer a simple three-tiered rating system for cake. Just tell me if it's "Delicious (not nutritious :-P)" "Mediocre (Oh no! :-/)" or "Horrenddddoussss :X"

Pro-Tips would be nice too. You guys are pro-cake makers, right?

WreckTheLaw

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Dragonzigg — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:52:34 MDT

YES! Finally! Now we can all indulge in our true passion and forget about those useless games.

Dragonzigg

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hondo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:52:02 MDT

I won't be happy until I see a post about the up coming cake touching game from SNK.

hondo

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Cchrist — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:51:56 MDT

OH MY GOD *head explody*

APRIL FOOLS!!!

I warned you all of it's coming for weeks! eh days! Okay 8 hours! And now it's here may you all be doomed!

Cchrist

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dead_red_eyes — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:51:47 MDT

BTW, all of these cake posts .... pure genius!!!

dead_red_eyes

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Norellicus — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:51:06 MDT

lmao

Did you post these to some date way in the past and then change the timestamps so they'd all flood at the same time?

Norellicus

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Kinburn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:51:02 MDT

Awesome guys you've really put a lot of hard work into this and I love it all.

Kinburn

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dead_red_eyes — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:50:55 MDT

Mmmmm .... Kaketaku.

dead_red_eyes

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Livid — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:50:27 MDT

Damn, you guys saved up a lot of fucking cake posts for this.

Livid

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androctonvs — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:50:26 MDT

koketaku? :O

androctonvs

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kyosuke9999 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:48:56 MDT

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kyosuke9999

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prince_of_paradox — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:47:11 MDT

@tkshredder: no one likes an honest cake

prince_of_paradox

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LosMerengues — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:45:58 MDT

I love cakes and these cakes are awesome! Now I'm hungry and i want a cake! :(

LosMerengues

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MikeSheehan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:45:28 MDT

Best thing I've seen or heard relating to this particular date in years!! Congrats Kaketaku!! Also, I'm now enormously hungry!!

MikeSheehan

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DaiMacculate — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:44:44 MDT

I also have a big problem with the fact that all these different game cakes use different ingredients, whether it be different frostings, toppings, etc.

It would be much, much easier on cake designers if all the different makers of cake ingredients just made one standard set of tools and materials with which all cakes must be fashioned.

I mean it works for stuff like rice cakes, would we all be better off if all cakes were standardized and tasted the exact same as well?

I think so (not really). :P

DaiMacculate

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egyptomix — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:43:53 MDT

Everyone go see the huge news on wii.ign.com. This is amazing. Today is turning out to be HUGE!!!!

egyptomix

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ProfWho — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:43:12 MDT

Remember when cake use to be more prominent than coverage of video games around here. Today is bringing back so many memories of Triforce cakes, Halo cakes, etc.

ProfWho

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Kaemon — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:42:33 MDT

Dang... I've always wanted a pink and neon green cake...

Kaemon

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Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:42:16 MDT

I leave for ten minutes....

Arnold Rimmer's Garden Strimmer

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blackadvent — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:41:32 MDT

@tkshredder: The site is a lie.

blackadvent

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SpishackCola — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:41:28 MDT

Rofl. I go to the bathroom and get some breakfast about half an hour ago and the entire front page is now CAKE! I love cake, I really do *drool*.

You guys should have changed the title header to Kaketaku" for today to really make the illusion complete.

SpishackCola

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ManjiKengo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:41:09 MDT

@ManjiKengo: Oh apparently a bunch of major sites are rickrolling people .........wtf?

Rickrolls aren't THAT funny anymore. Anyone notice all of Rick Astleys songs are to the same beat?

ManjiKengo

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Optimistic Prime — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:40:42 MDT

I know it been touched on, but...

"Don't tell me all the cakes is a lie!"

Much better than some of the other gaming sites are doing this year. Kudos to the crack team of editors at Kaketaku!

Optimistic Prime

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ManjiKengo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:40:09 MDT

Cake is good.

ManjiKengo

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phicaluk — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:38:56 MDT

I love the internet, April Fool's Day gets humungously extended by all the different time zones. I've been reading April Fool jokes for, like, eight hours now.

phicaluk

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el_rezzo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:38:16 MDT

Pretty damn funny guys. Should have changed your titles in the sidebar to something more cakey too like Executive Bowl Licker or something.

el_rezzo

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gusiskirby — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:37:30 MDT

@tkshredder: I HATE THOSE WORDS.

gusiskirby

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Lot Krotan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:37:17 MDT

@Naif:

This is no joke. The Internet is serious business.

[nissaninfiniticlub.net]

Lot Krotan

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Jangie — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:36:21 MDT

best april fools day postings ever. had a pretty awful morning, and this got a huge smile on my face.

kaketaku ftw.

Jangie

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Jamaces — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:35:59 MDT

awsome, I was getting tired of all these posts about the video game world, and I almost lost all control when you had announced a couple months ago how you were not posting cakes anymore, I am glad you have come to the decision to say fuck the video games

Jamaces

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Polywhirl — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:35:21 MDT

Hehe. I'm so smart. I figured out that GC stood for gamecube, and this is a distraction to make people think this isn't the april fool's joke.

Polywhirl

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87th — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:35:10 MDT

April 1st is making me incredibly hungry.

87th

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excaliburps — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:34:17 MDT

Kaketaku has a nice ring to it no?! I thought Crecente would disclose some earth-shattering news ala Home for the PS3 as an April Fool's. This is a bit quirky but I like cakes.

So who made the Kotaku cake? I suspect Bash, since he seems like the homemaker type.

excaliburps

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Superstar90 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:34:00 MDT

Lol, I leave for 20 minutes and the whole site is Cakes!

Superstar90

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edb87 — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:33:53 MDT

STOP!

Cake time!

edb87

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Spoony Bard — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:33:47 MDT

@Candlejack: I agree. Games are old news. I hope this site will help to bring about THE ULTIMATE GAMECAKE. Fifteen feet high and counting.

One that will blind the masses with its brilliance and overthrow the shackles of the oppression of humanity to liberate Gamecakes everywhere.

We can but only hope for such a day.

Spoony Bard

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Cruithne — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:33:18 MDT

Y'all are just Cake fanboys, biscuits is where it's at.

Cruithne

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evslin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:33:07 MDT

Deilcious Cake ~Desu!
You must eat it ~Desu!

evslin

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Maddogdw — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:32:15 MDT

I'm glad that Kotaku er...Kaketaku is doing this. It turns out I was able to hack the code for an Apple Spice Dump cake I've been dying to share with the world.

WARNING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

INGREDIENTS
1 (18.25 ounce) package spice cake mix
2 (21 ounce) cans apple pie filling
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground allspice
1 tablespoon white sugar
3/4 cup butter
1 cup chopped pecans

DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C.)
Pour the cans of apple pie filling into a 9 x 13 inch rectangular pan.
In a small bowl, mix together cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and sugar. Sprinkle mixture over pie filling.
Pour the dry box of cake mix over apples. Dot with butter and scatter nuts on top.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 45 minutes to an hour, until cake is brown on top and bubbling on the sides. Serve warm with ice cream or whipped topping.

I can't wait for Kaketaku after dark features...that apple pie a few posts below this looks...mmmm

Maddogdw

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Naif — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:32:13 MDT

oooooooooooh, APRIL FOOOOOOOLS!! LOLOLOL
duhhh me

Naif

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Naif — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:31:45 MDT

i hope this is a fucking joke :|

Naif

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Angryrider — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:31:43 MDT

Cake for Baal! Cake for Baal!
Happy new years everybody! Start the cake!

Angryrider

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Sonic_and_Tails — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:31:22 MDT

@Kanik:
hahahahaha. That made me laugh. Thanks. Well yeah, I'm sorry too?

But really check out the ign joke, so lame, so good, I should just get some sleep...

Sonic_and_Tails

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muu — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:31:09 MDT

If you guys bothered to change the top-left logo I might have actually thought about pretending to fall for this. Shame!

muu

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

azzybish — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:30:55 MDT

after eating every cake posted this morning, i feel incredibly ill. The delicous cake is so delicous i must eat more - TO THE CAKEFACTORY!

azzybish

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Candlejack — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:30:45 MDT

Dude, I never cared about games anyway. I came to this site hoping for new cake posts each and every day.

I actually have a gallery at home, with pictures of gamecakes. My favourite is the half naked Kasumi from DOAX2. She tasted nice. :)

Candlejack

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

teh_joe — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:30:18 MDT

you guys put the "K" in "Kaketaku"

teh_joe

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Sento Naninaki — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:29:59 MDT

Mmm delicious delicious lies *munches*

Sento Naninaki

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Dave Silva — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:29:54 MDT

I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY. Damn Americans...

Dave Silva

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Unknown-User — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:29:01 MDT

LIES!

Unknown-User

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

Kanik — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:28:18 MDT

But...I'm diabetic.

Kanik

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

huginn — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:27:51 MDT

This is all utter win.

And on that note, Crecence your making me go and raid the fridge for the frozen bit of frosting I have in the back for breakfast.

huginn

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

doubtful — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:27:49 MDT

Uh. Sweet? Yeah, sweet.

doubtful

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

DaiMacculate — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:27:40 MDT

I have a real problem with the lack of numerical scoring on these cake reviews, how am I going to know which is better if you don't assign an artificial number generated in a secret process to each one?

Other than that, I'm enjoying "Kaketaku" while it lasts...:)

DaiMacculate

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

SPni — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:26:26 MDT

...

^_^

SPni

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

trogam — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:26:20 MDT

The cake is a lie, and therefore this website is a lie.

trogam

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

ceilingFANBOY — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:25:59 MDT

Good thing I have to go to school. I don't think I can take the heartbreak of the old Kotaku being dead. :( That, and the fact that these cake articles are coming up in random order is kind of weird.

ceilingFANBOY

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

tkshredder — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:25:33 MDT

The cake is a lie.

tkshredder

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

egyptomix — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:25:32 MDT

But how can you possibly stay objective with something so sweet?

egyptomix

Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers

MaoChan — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:25:30 MDT

I am going to be the party pooper and say this whole "kaketaku" is dumb. And you know why? Cuz now I have nothing to read at work to kill time.

MaoChan