<![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On? - Kotaku Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On? - Kotaku Comments]]> http://kotaku.com Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:15:21 MDT Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:15:21 MDT http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c5034233 i'm sorry Jade is not HOT, she's attractive but NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freespeech

]]> 9:373172:c5034233 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:15:21 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4934077 Assassin's Creed - probably my favorite game of last year. Can't wait for the sequel.

Captain Impulse

]]> 9:373172:c4934077 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 19:33:16 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4930230 @poduski: just ask rule 35 and you will have it.. hot female gamer figures get an automated internets response of rule 35 without the need for asking, applies to hot traps.

Also Assassin's Creed was a great game, I got pretty engrossed while playing it and really liked the story.. it provided a lot of an entertainment for someone like me from the middle east.. I made a lot of connections with it.

Plsk1n

]]> 9:373172:c4930230 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:12:35 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4930069 Assassin's creed is pure garbage. The climbing sections require absolutely no skill at all.

"Hold down the right button and press towards a wall."

No skill required! Hell, i don't even need to let go of the button!

I could do the same thing by putting the banana on top of a shelf and watching a chimp climb up.

Parapraxis

]]> 9:373172:c4930069 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:06:38 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4929749 assassin creed was a good game but so overrated ... a little bit like the halo series . Ubisoft are good to create buzz around normal/boring games !

ThisIsHell666

]]> 9:373172:c4929749 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:51:48 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4923113 Assassin's Creed was a good game. not A++ material like i was hoping for, but i still enjoyed playing through.
didnt like the "2 Altairs" bug though. its kind of cool but ruined the atmosphere of the game and also made it harder to get past that part if your clone got stuck on a wall or something.

Crawl to China

]]> 9:373172:c4923113 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:20:02 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4922670 "We were always wonder..." Bash, do you proofread stuff before you post, or do you just say fuck it?

CarlitosColon

]]> 9:373172:c4922670 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:02:17 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4922005 I thought the parkour control system was great in Assassins Creed, just tighten up the fighting aspect, and give us some variety on the missions and it will be great. The first game had so much potential, but it felt like they spent so much time developing the cities and smooth parkour controls that they forgot to create any kind of varied mission tree.

I might have liked it less if I had spent $60 on it, but I rented it from GameFly. Beat it in less than a week after a handful of gaming sessions and sent it back. Fun rental, but I'm glad I don't own it.

lostalaska

]]> 9:373172:c4922005 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:38:53 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4915459 Assassin's Creed and Uncharted were my favorite games last year. Screw the haters!

RPGZero

]]> 9:373172:c4915459 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:48:03 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4913789 I liked the promise of Assassin's Creed, but with GT5:P out I now realise that in truth it was Assassin's Creed : Prologue - as in we have a short version of the full game that will give you real feel for what it promises but it will be short on content.

The only difference is Ubisoft cheekily charged full price for their prologue after hiring someone to spend an evening sticking flags all over the place to extend the 'replay value'...

Oh, and unless a games Producer is way different from a film Producer I don't care what Jade's doing. I want to know what the creative lead is doing.

Niceviews

]]> 9:373172:c4913789 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:40:11 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4913049 Assassins Creed had to have been one of the worst games last year. I hate how Ubisoft talk about their game and can't get in to any specifics, almost as if they've never played their own games and just continue to hype well past release.

Wolf_Dog

]]> 9:373172:c4913049 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:53:56 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912430 I think I'm one of the few who actually enjoyed the game. I'm not anal about getting 100% of everything so perhaps the fact that I only did as much of the side-mission type stuff as I could be bothered with made the whole experience less tedious.

Once you got the sword-fighting mechanic down (and chaining the combos efficiently) I thought it was a pretty decent combat engine, and it goes without saying the free-running stuff was awesome.

That said, I didn't really dig the ending. It was a giant tease and then... credits.

splines

]]> 9:373172:c4912430 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:20:45 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912268 I'm hoping that early project is Assassin's Creed 2... The story was awesome (in my opinion) and I can't wait for the next game. And how they'll even do the next game since the mission design seems like it'll be radically different after this...

Samos42

]]> 9:373172:c4912268 Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:11:26 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912242 I have to be honest and say that this has always bothered me. Patrice was the genius behind Assassin's Creed, and yet Jade had gotten all of the attention. When taking into account that she was a "Producer" on the game and didn't really add much to the project, it really does make you think that Ubisoft just threw her out there because she looks halfway decent.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to what Patrice will do next.

Raidu

]]> 9:373172:c4912242 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:59:43 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912228 @PooPooKaKaBumBum: I love that game with all my heart. Pistols at dawn, sir; good day to you!

TrevWolf

]]> 9:373172:c4912228 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:53:14 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912088 "Jade Raymond and Patrice Desilets and the entire Assassin's Creed development team did an excellent job to create the game. "

Really? Because it played like shite to me.

PooPooKaKaBumBum

]]> 9:373172:c4912088 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:03:36 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912056 @code.monkey: Each cheek counts as their own reason? Is her ass really that great? I don't think I've ever seen it before.

josh924

]]> 9:373172:c4912056 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:52:49 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4912018 @Spartan1308: Haha, you beat me to that joke. Well done.

Personally, I can think of two reasons to explain the attention she received... four if you're also an ass-man.

code.monkey

]]> 9:373172:c4912018 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:41:29 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911868 the first rule of Ubisoft is you dont talk about Patrice's beard.

tecknical

]]> 9:373172:c4911868 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:05:43 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911840 I honestly want to know what Patrice is doing. He is the embodiment of all that is good at Ubisoft.

Daiden

]]> 9:373172:c4911840 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:59:46 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911816 Jade, why did you betray me with great core mechanics, but terrible missions?

darthmole12

]]> 9:373172:c4911816 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:55:11 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911703 "the attention she received from the media is due to the anticipation, buzz and quality of the game."

Someone is delusional. I'm sure it is a fine game from what I hear, but this isn't why her face was plastered all over.

Spartan1308

]]> 9:373172:c4911703 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:32:09 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911696 @frostcircus: Very much a bullshot of the beard - but with the new dynamic facefollicles engine they'll get something approximately as good without a noticeable dip in the fps.

TrevWolf

]]> 9:373172:c4911696 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:30:59 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911694 He is incredibly hot. I'm surprised no one made a vulgar comic about him.

poduski

]]> 9:373172:c4911694 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:30:49 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911678 @Crawl to China: It's an artist's rendering; his beard doesn't show up on film

frostcircus

]]> 9:373172:c4911678 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:28:09 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911635 judging by the photo, I'd say it's doing pretty well. unless that is an outdated photo. I'm sure he takes good care of it though.

Crawl to China

]]> 9:373172:c4911635 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:19:40 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911624 They'd better come back with a beard interview next week

frostcircus

]]> 9:373172:c4911624 Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:15:47 MDT <![CDATA[Jade? Jade?! No, No. What Is Patrice Working On?]]> http://kotaku.com/373172/jade-jade-no-no-what-is-patrice-working-on#c4911621 AND HOW IS HIS BEARD?

mind in rewind

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