Solid Snake Getting All SSBB Sexy - Kotaku Comments

Solid Snake Getting All SSBB Sexy

iruka — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:20:17 MDT

so thats why hes called solid snake :D

iruka

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iruka — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:33:32 MDT

nice ass shot of snake.

iruka

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Huxle — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:03:13 MDT

Snake is by far the best character in Brawl ;)

Huxle

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what0080 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:03:33 MDT

They don't call him SOLID Snake for nothin'...

what0080

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Hion — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:25:03 MDT

Oh dear.

Hion

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King Seafoam — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:42:18 MDT

LMAO!! this made my day! hahaha'

Looks like the Nintendo gals' are gettin' a Lust for Konami

;)

King Seafoam

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Allfather Black — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:38:37 MDT

Man that music was giving me wood...

Allfather Black

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zaky — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:10:52 MDT

Someone has a lot of free time.

zaky

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DarthTauri — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:42:18 MDT

Uh-Oh, he after mario and links women!
Better watch out, he got that bad boy thing down!

DarthTauri

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MajorMcMuffin — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:41:05 MDT

Oh Snake...
*swoons*

MajorMcMuffin

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valhum — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:11:20 MDT

@YUYU: Oh totally loves it but Captain Falcon has a hot one too.

valhum

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YUYU — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:04:38 MDT

@Highlander Wolf:*SPOILER*

Volgin grabbing Snake wasn't a MAJOR PLOT POINT.

Volgin does it, Snake pushes him away, Volgin does it again, The Boss comes in and beats everyones ass. That's all.

The whole thing with that is how Volgin was able to tell Snake wasn't Raikov. Gay, Kinky ass masochist Raikov would have been turned on by what Volgin did, where as Snake, who is straight, probably went limper than he had ever been in his life.

Besides, even if he were gay he wouldn't be with Volgin. That dude's UGLY. And he got it on with EVA at the end, even if he did get pimped out afterwards...

YUYU

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YUYU — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:59:03 MDT

Snake has the best ass in gaming!

Eat your heart out, Lara!

YUYU

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goddessakasha — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:23:18 MDT

Snake's ass is fascinating.

goddessakasha

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MURDERFACE — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:05:11 MDT

So this is why SSBB is selling like Hot Cakes!

MURDERFACE

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valhum — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:04:59 MDT

@Alex_Mexico: You wanna see Snake being gay, click on this link.

++WARNING, VERY GRAPHIC ANIMATED CONTENT NSFW++
[www.newgrounds.com]

valhum

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valhum — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:00:17 MDT

This is hilarious, best one is where Snake looks like he is sucking Peach's finger, lol.

Oh and what a great ass that Snake ass :oP

valhum

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Zeouterlimits — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:57:32 MDT

Good idea, good implementation, *thumbs up*

Zeouterlimits

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dazyluz — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:37:48 MDT

This is great! I just wonder how much time they invested in making this video.

dazyluz

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Derigor — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:15:30 MDT

Snake. You are my hero.

Derigor

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Benjo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:56:37 MDT

That is one of the stupidest and funniest things I've seen in a while.

Benjo

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mpdrec — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:34:57 MDT

Please have a seat over here Mr. Sna.. *gurgle* - gets neck snapped -

mpdrec

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GDK — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:23:50 MDT

Perfect soundtrack. :p

GDK

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MugenNoKaze — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:18:52 MDT

what a waste of time
someone actually did that?

MugenNoKaze

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AllOfUsAreLost — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:15:18 MDT

Hi-res link for that final escape image please?
Who do i have to give a Peach-around to to make that happen?

AllOfUsAreLost

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zerojad — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:15:26 MDT

omy That's one of the snake clones!! Sexual Snake xD

zerojad

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LosMerengues — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:31:48 MDT

and thats why we all love snake! :P

LosMerengues

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Grinman — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:21:01 MDT

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Grinman

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Alex_Mexico — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:50:56 MDT

@Avinash_Tyagi:
or maybe someone wants desperately for Snake to be gay. Whatever, believe what you want.

Alex_Mexico

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gameradam — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:42:22 MDT

That was hilarious!

gameradam

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Avinash_Tyagi — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:19:17 MDT

@Alex_Mexico:

So he's still in the closet then?

Avinash_Tyagi

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Kytano-Skorpius — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:18:05 MDT

@SolFalling: Dude, calm down. It's just a joke, don't be taking it so seriously. It's the internet! Trust me, there are far worse things than this involving said "beloved characters" floating all over the internet.

Kytano-Skorpius

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Milzo — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:09:08 MDT

@excel_excel: FEMALE, cast members.

Milzo

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Bacardi151 — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:53:01 MDT

Ahhhhh.. Ashcraft, you've yet to disappoint me. Keep it up!

Bacardi151

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Alex_Mexico — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:39:46 MDT

@Highlander Wolf:
*SPOILER ALERT*
what the hell? have u played the games? The only homoerotic undertone in the MGS games (I said MGS games, not Solid Snake) is the fact that some bad guy in MGS3 was bisexual and was having sex both with the hot female agent undercover and some General that looked like Raiden. And in a scene where Snake is disguised as this General in order to make sure its the real General he gropes his crotch, its not like Snake wanted it. The real Raiden from MGS2 and 4, by the way, is not gay (allthough he looked like one).

Where do you get around to say that Snake is gay or bi? geez, he's more badass and testosterone filled than your run of the mill forced "tough" dudes from Gears of War. And quite the ladies man too. You can see it 5minutes into MGS1 when he hits on Mei Ling and now even on Codec conversations talking about Samus.
For the love of God... if Snake is gay then where does that leaves Marth? Ultra super duper mega gay on parade drag queen?
Snake is, in my opinion, the closest thing we have to a videogame equivalent of James Bond when it comes to women and being a secret agent.
Hell, even Snake sleeps with the hot blonde at the end of MGS3 and with Meryl (this one only suggested) after MGS1.

Alex_Mexico

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joelface — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:27:47 MDT

a sensual passionate tale.

joelface

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Highlander Wolf — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:22:50 MDT

@Avinash_Tyagi:
Uh, no, I don't think so... he might be asexual? Snake seems like the kind of guy who is so preoccupied with his guns that he doesn't even think about sex. That being said, the world he inhabits seems very bi-curious... feel free to draw your own conclusions.

Highlander Wolf

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Mohrdikai — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:12:44 MDT

nothin' at all! nothin' at all! nothin' at all!

Mohrdikai

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haracas — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:00:58 MDT

R
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F
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Sometimes i wonder where you guys at Kotaku manage to get all this.

haracas

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Avinash_Tyagi — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:59:20 MDT

@Highlander Wolf:

So Snake is gay?

Avinash_Tyagi

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Tenchuu — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:34:40 MDT

Adding the Snake Eater theme was great. That was hilarious though.

Tenchuu

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Highlander Wolf — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:31:18 MDT

*SPOILER WARNING*
@Black_Ops_19: ROFL-copter. Hahahaha...
@Cruithne: You are not alone. I wouldn't say the homoeroticism in MGS is any big secret - heck, the third game was called "Snake Eater", for crying out loud, and a major plot point involved Snake getting groped by another guy. But what I want to know is, why the women of the MGS series have such a high casualty rate? Except for the radio girls, I think every woman in the series ends up getting shot, stabbed, killed, or turn out to be virtual people... what's up with THAT?

Highlander Wolf

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Lone-Gun — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:23:03 MDT

yes they are bleeding pretty badly. O well thanks internet for another thing that made my eyes bleed.

Lone-Gun

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Bovius — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:11:50 MDT

Oh, come on. We knew the day, the very *day* they announced that both Solid Snake and Zero Suit Samus would be included in SSBB, that this would be the result. Honestly, I'm suprised it took this long.

Bovius

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WolfGod — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:05:55 MDT

Great ending. They call him Big Boss for a reason.

WolfGod

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Lone-Gun — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:01:00 MDT

I think my eyes are bleeding. let me go check.

Lone-Gun

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Jenstar — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:44:22 MDT

You can count on Bashcraft to bring on the MAXIMUM RISKY

Jenstar

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ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:32:42 MDT

Thnx for the maximum risky post! I spit out my potato and cheese soup here at work.

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja

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Avinash_Tyagi — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:06:56 MDT

This was ruined by the prescense of snake, but the girls are hot

Avinash_Tyagi

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Avinash_Tyagi — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:02:31 MDT

It would be better if they had kept it Yuri and done the female characters together

Avinash_Tyagi

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V I |Z U $! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:00:02 MDT

Be mine Samus! I will never cheat on you like Snake!

V I |Z U $!

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Xagest — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:47:10 MDT

Anyone else think that snake's pants are a bit too tight?

Come to think of it, a lot of the SSBB cast are fans of spandex...

Xagest

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AntiZERØ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:44:20 MDT

Tee Hee :)

But Snake and Peach? Compared to him, she's got the whole super deformed anime thing going on... Maybe Otacon would want Snake to hit him up with a date... They were hoes, per say

AntiZERØ

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Fireblast — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:44:01 MDT

Snake wishes she can move a few inches back!

Fireblast

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Mikey — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:39:56 MDT

hahaha that must have taken forever.

Wicked awesome though

Mikey

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Shalashaska — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:38:28 MDT

They don't call him Solid Snake for nothin'.

K, had to get that in there.

Shalashaska

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SolFalling — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:34:51 MDT

Y'know, crossover pairings already generally rub me the wrong way, and I was already slightly concerned with Nintendo's sexification of Samus for the purposes of Brawl, and furthermore Sakurai's implicit encouragement for this pairing given certain screenshots and clips from the Dojo...

So this. This. Especially the 'hoe #1' etc, bit at the end. Really didn't like it. A bit pissed actually. My Nintendo heroines are treasured, precious, blessed. They are strong and can stand for themselves. It's absolutely not enjoyable to see them violated like this. This is pretty sucky. No.

SolFalling

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Grey_Fox — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:28:42 MDT

The said thing is you know some dumb fanbot is fappying to this right now somewhere on this planet.
@excel_excel:
You just won the goddamn internet.

Grey_Fox

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veryape — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:25:35 MDT

The Animal Crossing gang seem to love the action

veryape

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Bam345 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:20:18 MDT

@Phlycheez: Uuh, that's Snake Eater instrumental playing in the background...

Bam345

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FP Furious_Liver, lacks independence — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:17:42 MDT

@Cruithne, Spiffyness: If you've ever played Substance, one of the VR missions is to take a picture of Hideo's wife. Various posters of bikini models are in lockers, and you have to guess which one is his wife. I guessed right too, woot!

But yeah...maybe just a tad pervy. xD

FP Furious_Liver, lacks independence

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Bam345 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:17:32 MDT

@Malevolentburrito: Win. Pure and epic win.

Bam345

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Aimless — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:17:01 MDT

HOT

Aimless

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Phlycheez — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:11:25 MDT

Gotta love the cheesy 70's pron music playing in the background :p.

Phlycheez

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psycoking — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:11:01 MDT

I wonder if any of the girls called out his name...

"snake"
"Snake!"
"SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

psycoking

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thePhildown — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:10:53 MDT

How do they get these characters in these positions?? hahah. Peach going down on the Snake FTW!!

thePhildown

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:07:32 MDT

Nintendo porn WITH A TWIST!
And I'm alive to see this day... and what a glorious one it is!

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Great Merol — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:05:34 MDT

Where can I get Snake Eater instrumental?........oh, the video....well, it was....kinda....ummm....good!

Great Merol

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WasabiJoe — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:04:27 MDT

That was a bit too long for stills, but the MGS music was a nice touch. Nothing like big brass to make a flick "classy".

WasabiJoe

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adaorardor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:03:46 MDT

also, this post made me put my pants back on.

and turn on the lights.

and blow out the candles.

adaorardor

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adaorardor — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:09 MDT

@Cruithne: yeah the mgs games are overflowing with homoeroticism, although for what it's worth it's almost impossible to ignore the homoerotic element in a war/military themed game. i think the fight between vamp and raiden in the mgs4 trailer is ridiculously homoerotic.

adaorardor

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TempestOblivion — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:58:38 MDT

@Stormrider: I pity you.

TempestOblivion

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npa190 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:55:59 MDT

snake? snake?!!? SNNNAAAKKKKE!!!!

npa190

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npa190 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:54:53 MDT

snake? snake?!!? SNAAAAKKKKKKKEEE!!!!

npa190

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Project Thanatos — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:51:44 MDT

Oh my...

Project Thanatos

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Cathaoir — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:51:08 MDT

I think my favorite was him launching the Nikita missile right into her vagoo.

Cathaoir

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Muffin_Man — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:50:53 MDT

Haha, wow. Didn't expect a suprise 'conclusion' to the 'story'. I have to admit, it was worth it for a few laughs.

Muffin_Man

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Slaughtertron9000 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:49:15 MDT

What this video needed was a song from the soundtrack to "Superfly". Who knew that Snake really does like to hide in a box?

Slaughtertron9000

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okenny :) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:48:51 MDT

This had my face-palming big-time! WHY!

okenny :)

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ibelli — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:44:34 MDT

Lowest. Common. Denominator.

ibelli

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AnotherGamer — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:40:42 MDT

I can't believe they did it in front of the Animal Crossers. Oh and Peach is into some kinky stuff.

AnotherGamer

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Eji — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:36:41 MDT

that animal crossing one with the pissed off racoon was hilarious.

Eji

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Krytha — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:34:39 MDT

So when does he get down and dirty with the puffballs which suck, blow and hammer each other all night long? What? There's probably an even bigger audience for that stuff than for this clip.

Krytha

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xanavi — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:32:24 MDT

Check out Dr. Shrunk, he's loving it! xD

xanavi

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Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:30:48 MDT

I wish we had the power to edit our posts during the first minute of posting it. :( I'm used to using elipses, but I didn't mean to use it after Snake. :(

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

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Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:29:18 MDT

Snake... You are my fucking hero... Sometimes... Sometimes.

Megan Fox Iz Hot! ^-^ - ph15h

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FP Belias — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:27:01 MDT

Now that's what I call "Solid Snakin' it"!

Keep on pimping Snake!

FP Belias

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ketch — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:26:39 MDT

What? No Screw Attack pun yet? For shame, for shame....

ketch

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Ghostm — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:25:16 MDT

Snake is a true playa! LOL

Ghostm

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Hoboman725 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:24:56 MDT

hahaha, cypher escape, and rpg to the butt

Hoboman725

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JooNkeN — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:21:46 MDT

@Hiro0015:

If you look at the credit given on kotaku and gonintendo, it's the same person... "Thanks Jkaccnt."

So, one tipster was the 'source' for both websites.

JooNkeN

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scarshapedstar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:18:49 MDT

rrrofl.

scarshapedstar

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Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:16:56 MDT

Damn, Peach likes it rough...

Sabastian_Chadwick_McGirt

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KMatt — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:15:39 MDT

Poke Balls...Check
Giant Hammer...Check
Glow in the dark Prophylactics...Damn it

KMatt

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blacksamurai87 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:15:03 MDT

Priceless. ;)

blacksamurai87

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Mikey G — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:12:37 MDT

Dang, Snake is the ultimate Mack Daddy.....LIKE A TREE FROG!

Mikey G

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Shukaku — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:06:39 MDT

@Pezdispenser: Yeah but SSB XX 1 is above and beyond maximum risky. If you really want to see it, then you would have to go search for it on another site. :/

Shukaku

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kent_f — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:04:50 MDT

@Stormrider: I feel the same way. This reminds of the kind of stuff I would quietly snicker at with my friends about when I was in grade 9. Someone had way too much time on their hands to come up with this video.

kent_f

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amida — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:02:33 MDT

This makes want to get a wii and buy the game.

amida

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Bon5ai — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:01:42 MDT

Nintendo should get a huge investigation into this, just like hot coffee.

Bon5ai

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Malevolentburrito — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:00:02 MDT

Well thats one way to get your snake solid.

Malevolentburrito

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Luis — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:55:07 MDT

Is this the spiritual successor to Snake Humper?

Luis

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TheTheTheTheWhat — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:53:37 MDT

This is why we can't have nice things.

TheTheTheTheWhat

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Wiisixty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:53:09 MDT

@Pezdispenser:

[www.gametrailers.com]

didn't have a story or anything, and used ssbm.

Wiisixty

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Spiffyness — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:52:54 MDT

@Cruithne: Oh, absolutely. But I'm not totally sure... I think either Kojima's gay or he's just a big pervert in general ('cause really there's lots of hetero-type innuendo and silly 13-year-old stuff, too).

Spiffyness

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Pezdispenser — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:48:27 MDT

SSB XXX 2? You mean to tell me there was another one?

Pezdispenser

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pchea — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:47:05 MDT

The music did it for me gahahah

pchea

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Spiffyness — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:46:07 MDT

@Stormrider: Oh c'mon man, it's just a bit of silliness. What's wrong with a bit of faux-chauvinism every once and a while?

Spiffyness

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Deviation59 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:41:06 MDT

Well, that and the soundtrack... I think I need to go play MGS3 again.

Deviation59

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Ichidou — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:40:59 MDT

I'm more impressed that they were able to pull off that many panty-shots.

That ending also kicked ass. It reminded me of all those hilarious bonus videos in MGS3 subsistence

Ichidou

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Deviation59 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:40:45 MDT

The ending definitely made it.

Deviation59

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Actaeus — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:39:00 MDT

The Animal Crossing stage was the best.

Actaeus

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Wiisixty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:38:52 MDT

@Hiro0015:

I sent it in like they said, Kotaku did nothing wrong.

Wiisixty

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Prathik — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:38:45 MDT

Okay, ignore my previous comment..

Prathik

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Taco Bell™ — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:37:46 MDT

...And he did it all without even once being seen.

Well, up until the end. But he made up for that with an unseen escape. Go, Snake!

Taco Bell™

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TheEngineer — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:37:34 MDT

Thank god they put snake in the game.

TheEngineer

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Vidril — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:36:57 MDT

@SolidOni_ds:
BB doesn't really get Eva O_o

Vidril

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goldwings — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:36:52 MDT

That's why Snake got old so quick. It's not because he is a clone, it's because he got on with so many of Nintendo's female moscots ;p

goldwings

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Wiisixty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:35:49 MDT

Anyone know the music?

---------------------

All the music is from Brawl, it says the songs at the end.

they are: Snake Eater, Vs. Ridley, and Encounter.

Wiisixty

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themadman123 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:35:36 MDT

Wow, something that usually is just sad and stupid becomes awesome with the perfect soundtrack...nice touch.

themadman123

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DrLight — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:35:31 MDT

I saw, I came. Wait, I may have screwed that up...

DrLight

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Clarke — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:34:46 MDT

Snake! NOOO!

Clarke

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Xiedo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:33:52 MDT

This isn't very funny. Well, I think I OD'ed doing this back in Melee. That's why.

Xiedo

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mossberg — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:33:48 MDT

@Prathik: watch the credits

mossberg

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mossberg — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:33:32 MDT

@Cruithne: i wouldn't exactly call what volgin does to snake "subtext"

mossberg

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Prathik — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:33:31 MDT

Anyone know the music?

Prathik

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excel_excel — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:33:29 MDT

All of a sudden a light bulb has gone off in the head of the creator of Dead Fantasy

@Cruithne: Yes. Yes they do.

excel_excel

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mossberg — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:32:16 MDT

@KeroseneClimax: well snake is a pimp and samus needs a man. i think theres a 70's pop song about it

mossberg

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Cruithne — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:31:37 MDT

I've always thought Snake was gay, or at least Hideo is. Am I the only one who thinks the games contain way above normal levels of homoerotic subtext?

Cruithne

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KeroseneClimax — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:30:39 MDT

Will I ever understand the whole ZS.Samus X Snake pairing ? Better yet, do I want to? Either way, this has provided much laughter for the night. Someone needs to make an H-Doujinshi and call it a day.

KeroseneClimax

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Black_Ops_19 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:29:22 MDT

And we all laughed. And felt ashamed and intrigued at the same time.

Didn't know Peach was into the Reach Around. Noted.

Black_Ops_19

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Wiisixty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:29:11 MDT

Thanks a lot for posting my video Kotaku, I really appreciate it. :)

Wiisixty

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Jander — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:27:36 MDT

You've got to be kidding me.

Jander

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t0yrobo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:26:50 MDT

@Hiro0015: A video posted on gametrailers isn't exactly exclusive to any site, well besides gametrailers.

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Stormrider — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:26:34 MDT

Man, am I the only one who finds this sort of thing extremely childish? Oh man, he took a snapshot where her hand is near Snake's crotch! Hilarious! Addressing them as 'hoes' in the credits is equally mature.

Still, this is the Internet, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Stormrider

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squidboy007 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:25:15 MDT

I never thought i would see zelda facesitting snake...
what a wonderful world!

squidboy007

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hansamurai — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:24:56 MDT

@scotty: Lama Sutra, ha, I did that overseas once.

hansamurai

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paulofjustice — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:24:42 MDT

Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Kudos!

paulofjustice

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Crawl to China — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:24:20 MDT

@scotty: lol, the Llama Sutra.

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TheAngryHeretic — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:23:46 MDT

@Hiro0015: Seeing as how the video is a clip from gametrailers.com, how exactly is he taking a post from gonintendo.com?

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akilshohen — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:23:29 MDT

Poor Peach. At least he didn't get daisy....yet

akilshohen

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Crawl to China — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:23:01 MDT

@Magic Emperor Anima: ew.

Crawl to China

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GUNDAM-RX-78-2 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:19:56 MDT

@scotty: Did you mean Kama Sutra?
If you did at least 1 person got it. Right?

GUNDAM-RX-78-2

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Mokai — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:19:40 MDT

@Hiro0015: It's all right, you can put away your torches. The tipster probably just failed to give Ashcraft the original source when he linked him to the video. Either that, or the tipster found it himself without the help of GoNintendo. :P

Mokai

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Erwin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:18:58 MDT

If you listen really closely about halfway through you can hear the last of your innocence die. I'm sure there will also be some easily confused youngin' that wonders if he or she will also clip into their future partner's body, thus further confusing his or her young mind. With that out of the way I only have one thing to ask...
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So, do you *really* clip yourself into her body or is that just in the movies?

Erwin

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VishusBurn — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:18:38 MDT

LMAO @ that pic.

VishusBurn

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GUNDAM-RX-78-2 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:18:31 MDT

LMFAO XD
That is simply amazing much Props to Mr.WiiSixty

GUNDAM-RX-78-2

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scotty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:18:00 MDT

@scotty: NO DAMMIT SCREW YOU KOTAKU AND YOUR NON EDIT BUTTON WAYS!!! I take that thanks back >:( Do you know how crappy my awesome joke sounds now?!

scotty

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Livid — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:17:56 MDT

Haha, after sitting through that smut the ending was actually quite brilliant.

Livid

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Saint Anima — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:17:50 MDT

Snake is the man, hands down. Imagine how weird it would look if you tried to do that stuff with Ness or Lucas instead. >_>

Saint Anima

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Kavatar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:17:47 MDT

Maximum FRISKY.

Kavatar

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SolidOni_ds — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:17:25 MDT

Big Boss gets Eva, Snake get Mer...wait...THATS NOT MERYL AT ALL!!!

SolidOni_ds

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scotty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:16:39 MDT

Thanks to Kotaku, even YOU can be a lama sutra master!
Behold these bold new techniques, ready to please your body and soul!

Thanks Kotaku!

scotty

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PositivelyJosh — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:15:49 MDT

The Zero Suit Samus ones were the best. I had no idea you could get 'em into such suggestive positions. And Snake at the end, haha, kickass!

PositivelyJosh

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Sweet Tooth — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:15:16 MDT

oh my!!! snake and Samus(how kinky!)

Sweet Tooth

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Fyren — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:14:43 MDT

Great use of the soundtrack.

Fyren

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t0yrobo — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:14:22 MDT

The music makes the whole thing. i always knew Nook was a perv.

t0yrobo

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Aeolic — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:55 MDT

solid snake: sexual predator lmao

Aeolic

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:54 MDT

Well that's funny, I just thought Snake was a dog of war.

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Sweet Tooth — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:50 MDT

this brings the meaning of Snake Eater to a whole new level. Snake you sly Mother******

Sweet Tooth

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jello44 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:37 MDT

Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!

jello44

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madhotch — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:32 MDT

Thank God.

madhotch

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i_9 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:12:06 MDT

I'll bite; why?

i_9

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Hiro0015 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:11:24 MDT

[gonintendo.com]

Way to take the post from GoNintendo and not give them any credit... Classy move

Hiro0015

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wicko — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:10:58 MDT

Snake beater

wicko

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Mike918 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:10:41 MDT

lol snake is a pervert :P

Mike918

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Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM! — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:10:37 MDT

Ahh, it's too early for Maximum Risky!

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

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Aethyr — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:10:18 MDT

Oh, Snake. (He's such a playa.)

Aethyr

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nikolajz1 — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:10:18 MDT

No wonder the Japanese bought this game!!!!

nikolajz1

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excel_excel — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:09:37 MDT

SNAKE EATER!!!!

excel_excel

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koeramco — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:09:20 MDT

ooooo kinky!

koeramco