<![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> this was a april fools joke, RIGHT!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!

The next game will be he's driving home from a concert and has a accident, luckily a women finds him on the side of the road and nurses him back to health......hmmmm sounds familiar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freespeech

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Ok, honestly, that story is just so ridiculous that it really makes me want to play this game. I'm totally serious.

Unfortunately, I have a strict "not renting (nevermind buying) shitty games" policy, so I can only hope the gameplay is as rich as the storyline.

Oh man... that's just too much.

headcase88

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @big_world:
haha nice one!

neojam

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> ...I can feel my brain cells committing ritual suicide to save themselves the dishonor of even thinking about this plot.

Lilinka

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 cents is obviously how much they paid the writer of the script for the game.

Witzbold

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This story kicks ASS.

Next up:

50 Kart

Tomahawk214

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I wish more games would go so insane in the plot department.

TrevWolf

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> It makes me wonder just how someone eventually gets into a mindset where they think they're hot enough shit to actually star as a video game hero.

unmarkedone

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> INSTAND BUY x100

I was blocked unfairly.

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> this kind of thing happens way too often in the rap game, and it is about time 50 put a stop to it.

v12qborony

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This has GOT to be a release day purchase!! I need to step in line so it doesn't get sold out.

Maelstrom

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Lead Story on CNN...

Having tried EVERYTHING else and failed, the United States today, made the decision to pull all of it's troops out of the Middle East and Afghanistan and instead send rapper, 50 Cent to find and kill Osama BinLaden and his fabled crystal skull.
Now here's Ollie with the weather...

YouCanEatMe

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> They know the game is going to be shit, they dont need to make a story. It could be about 50 getting a blow job from a camal, and people would still buy it.

Mecharine

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> EPIC FAIL.

Why, why lord must you make us suffer 50 cent games and then make them sell a million copies? Which flawed people did you create to buy this bullshit and why?

Why have you forsaken us?

EdwinJ85

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

MURDERFACE

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

HeartAino

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> How the fuck did 50 Cent 2 get made before E.T. 2??? There is no justice in this world!!

Mr.SithNinja

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Plot Summary:
50 Cent is mad that he wasn't paid right, and starts killing people.

Blah8

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 cent and the kingdom of the crystal skull?

The only way I would play this game is if Indiana Jones and his dumb kid turned up in it.

YotaruVegeta

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Someone gots ta make a 50 cent UT3 mod.

darthmatt

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 cent's UAC is online!

bigman88zz

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Goddammit, who told you to post this before April 1st???

This is more hilarious than watching my best friend completely DESTROY the first 50 Cent game. No, I mean he literally fucking DEMOLISHED it. Threw it against walls, scratched the disc against his carpet, stabbed it with several pens, and wrote FUCK all over the disc. We still have pictures, I shit you not.

acez2087

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I'm seeing used copies... on the walls of gamestop, from wanna be gangstas who didn't take the hint from the first terrible game...

ZackRI

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Kotaku,

Please stop giving this game ANY press. As funny and stupid as it is, every time it is mentioned there is some poor sap out there who is going to think this game is going to be worth taking a look at.

I guess it really doesn't matter though. With the marketing packages this developer will purchase from Gamespot and IGN, it will ensure that this game gets way more press than it deserves anyway.

Hagame

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> What a joke.

j14rk1n

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Mit:

i disagree... i find it very entertaining. when the price drops to 10 bucks or something i'll have to play it just to MST it.

harlock_JDS

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I can't believe they rejected my story idea:

Fitty fights out-of-control mecha-maids on the mean streets of akihabara.

50 Cent: MAXIMUM RISKY................SON!

Billkwando

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This could pave the way for that "Cool As Ice" MMO we've all dreamed of.

w1nters

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The really fucked up part about all this is that apparently, the first one sold well enough to warrent a sequel.

I mean SERIOUSLY, people. Do you just have NO method for picking out which title on the wall is utter shit? Did you ALL buy it on a goof?
...didn't the price for the first game drop to like $19.99 within 3 months?
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

Insomnia Bob

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Starring fifty cent as Air marshall fifty cent: "I stop dese terrorist or die tryin'." Nuff said.

Ulquiorra Schiffer

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I am sorry, but this is ridiculous. 50 Cent just sounds like a bell-end wanting his money and so on. Sounds like he is pretty easy to trick as well - "here have a dodgey skull instead of money".

The game will probably be a proper laugh and even more unrealistic than the first one!

bombyaker

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow, that is ridiculous. A diamond encrusted skull? Anything with rappers have to be diamond ecrusted, it seems. I'll pass on this game.

KM91

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> sooo.. what they are doing is:

Trying to make some revanfe hardly boys mystery
in an "Blood Diamont" setting? rite?

foxhound009

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> My faith in humanity is shaken...

Shiryu

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @k3nji: oh darn

I'd still like to see a Def Jux mystery mindfuck, or a Three 6 Mafia RPG where you take on the cops and the denizens of the occult realms wielding the supernatural powers of weed and cough syrup.

Retropants regrets nothing

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> You know what their next sequel is going to be...

50 Cent III: In Space

Retropants regrets nothing

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Fiddy is going places my friends. Fiddy in space is the third installment, confirmed. Watch out Marcus Fenix.

k3nji

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> In a surprise twist, the ambushers turn out to be Kotaku commenters looking for that last scavenger hunt clue.

mmx

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> using the middle east as a story location started to get really lame....

Contra maudi

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I totally know who they were and why they ambushed him. They were criminals. Who wanted the skull.

Man, shit, if this is the bar for fitty games i think it's pretty low. I invite everyone to write alternative stories for a 50 cent game.

Personally, i'd like to see him play a show, and then not get paid, but then GET paid in the form of a piece of valuable moon rock, but then the moon people come and take it, and 50 uses the G-unit space shuttle to go to the moon to GET WHATS HIS, all set to a cover of Ice T's Race war redubbed to Space war.

I'm talkin bout a space war
Open your eyes
Get wise
Put your brain in gear

Sunjammer

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> He ain't bulletproof...the shooter had bad aim. 50cent my ass, he's not even a foodstamp or free token.

slice156

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> What kind of skull-fuckery evil magic crack are these people smoking?

Acute Gamer

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I come home...to THIS?!

Witzbold

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow, 50 Cent is touching MGS territory with that dumbtastic story. I bet it sells more too.

godhandiscen

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> And the movie rights go to...*drumrolls*..Mr. Uwe Boll.

Uwe: This movie is going to be bigger thän Titanik !

Spielberg in tears. Hollywood stunned. Bush steps down.

Voltron

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @pandafresh: I second this emotion.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> wow.. this is so bad that I think if I was working for the company making it and got asigned to the project id probably resign and take my chances getting a job elsewhere. Who would actualy want to be associated with this game?

I can see the credits now, with just the 5 people who were brave enough to list themselves..

Murrytmds

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> lmao, so this is what the game version of b-movies look like.

meltyman

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @big_world: LMAO!!! AHAHAHAHHAH!!

rockmanjoey

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I bet you this game will sell more than Phsyconauts and Kane and Lynch put together

rockmanjoey

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This game is a winner! Trust me I know things that win. I know this because I ALWAYS WIN!

Lone-Gun

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Well, the previous game didn't make much sense either. "Bulletproof"? Not what I'd call someone who's been shot nine times. This one is just.. uh. Yikes. Maybe if it were tongue in cheek, but I'm betting this game takes itself completely seriously from beginning to end. Rapper goes on middle east murder spree because somebody stiffed him on a bill and stole his diamond encrusted skull.

This is on par with the last Sonic the Hedgehog's plot, which somehow managed to ruin the tried and true "run fast, save a princess" formula. If 50 turns into a glowing SuperFitty I will be impressed however.

RevDenton

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Someone put a bullet on his head, he's been bragging too much about surviving bullets being shot at his body. Let's see him rap about his own skull being shot.

Sadly, I really think his game will sell in America, therefor we'll get to see more 50centy sequels. sigh

k_dash

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> That's so ridiculous it's awesome. Shame the gameplay will prolly suck.

Demaar

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @big_world: whens chapter 2 in this epic tale you weave?

ArmyofJuan

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Army of 50

Chef

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> If any of you are familiar with jPod this will make complete sense and I should have ended my previous post with this analogy:

50 Cent is the turtle.

Redwagon

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow... I mean.. oh wow.

FeatherNET

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @AlKusanagi: Nah -- I hear the final boss battle is 1v1 with the vengeful spirit of Millard Fillmore.

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Is Fiddy going to ultimately face down Dr. Doom in his castle?

AlKusanagi

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 cent and the skull of bling

veryape

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The only thing that could possibly be better would be a P Diddy game about the midget in the cabinet.

Sathias

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I wonder if the concert promoter's name happens to be Damien Hirst?
[www.boingboing.net]

septajohn

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 Cent: Well, now that I'm off tour, time to make a sequel to that bangin' ass video game I made a couple years ago...

6 Year Old Kid: Hey, Fiddy! Yo, I just got done beating Bulletproof! That junk was the BOMB yo!

50 Cent: I'm glad you liked it kid. The plot was prolly a little over ya head 'cause it was all intricate 'n shit, but at least you took something away from it.

6 Year Old Kid: Word, word... So listen, when are you gonna make sequel?

50 Cent: Soon as fuggin' possible son. I got all the key ingredients figured out already, check it: Me. And guns. And bitch-ass nuggas.

6 Year Old Kid: Can't forget the bitch-asses!

50 Cent: Yeah, the only thing I ain't figured out yet is the plot. See, I set the bar real high with my first shit, so I gotta make sure my sequel is up to par, nahmsayin.

6 Year Old Kid: Exactly...

50 Cent: So I was thinking, it could start out like this: Me and the rest of G Unit are out rockin' a show in some violent-ass place...

6 Year Old Kid: Like the ghetto?

50 Cent: Nah, we already did that. I need something fresh. A violent-ass place that ain't the ghetto...

6 Year Old Kid: ...What, like Iraq?

50 Cent: Yeah... YEAH! Oh shit, that's perfect! That's just like the ghetto, except dry and sandy 'n shit. Okay, so we're doing a concert in Iraq...

6 Year Old Kid: ...And the guy who's running the concert can't pay you!

50 Cent: Oooo, that shit gets me HEATED!

6 Year Old Kid: Yeah, so he can't pay you, so instead of money he gives you, like, this diamond-encrusted... skull, er somthing.

50 Cent: ...Keep going...

Big World

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Best. Game. EVER!

Archon Divinus

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Ess: Drugs? Women of loose morals? The theft of his lucky fotie? Or did we cover all those in the original?

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Phiedny: Zing!

Ping5000

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> An early April joke perhaps?
No way they cant be for real with this bs.

neojam

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Awesome.

This is more like it. This is better than Michael Jackson saving children from Mr. Big and his robots and almost as good as the members of Journey having to travel to far flung planets to find their stolen instruments.

And to people who are suggesting this is stupid, what pray tell would be a reasonable explanation for why this musician and his friends might end up killing hundreds of people with a variety of weapons.

Ess

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @thinkfreemind: A laudable aim. I had hoped that the world might be heading toward fewer f-bombs. I'm going to climb back up my ivory tower now . . .

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> LOL, these two 50 cent stories have produced some of the funniest posts I've ever read on Kotaku, awesome!

dirkxxdiggler

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @nimrandir: Slim, but I try not to curse online. Besides that, I am at work, so...

thinkfreemind

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @thinkfreemind: What are the odds they'd actually use the word 'freaking?' I don't keep up with rap these days.

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> They actually made money on the first game to make a sequel??

thePhildown

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> whoooaaaa! I didn't know Uwe Boll was making games now

topdolla44

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> WOW. Just WOW.

KiySeph

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @okenny :): Zelda games have the cookie cutter "Save the Princess" plot. But at least they are executed fairly well..I think?
At least this plot is...umm....Original? *Wonders of to play another Generic Nintendo Story line*

trogam

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow, this is the first time that I've actually facepalmed purely by my fail reflexes...

Bam345

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Just why? I hope they realize how crappy this game sounds and just cancel it.

I can see at least one line the dialogue now...

Posse: "50 you hot!"

50 Cent: "Of course, we in the middle of the freaking desert!"

thinkfreemind

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @CHU BOI I tell ya if I can summon hoes, money & crack to aid me in my battles I will buy this game! it will be like a 50 cent oblivion game except with no purpose at all

Molockian

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @shadow300z: the funny thing is that this game is going to sell millions

chacho

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> ****..............WTF, O_X - X_0 WTF...........****
Fifty Cent I like your raps, well some of them, but why the hell are you making another game?!

chacho

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Honestly... they're tears of joy flowing down my cheeks.

nullterm

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I don't know about you guys but I've played through much worse plots than this... much much worse (i.e. Zelda). If executed correctly in game play and proper acting... this could be good but chances are it will fail in gameplay and the voice acting will be hammy at best.

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Woah, getting jumped for a skull. How gangsta

syrantking

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Must Buy!!

EVILLAMA

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Sounds like Fiddy will get rich...or die trying.

Welcome to Bonertown!

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow. I've read better stories on fanfiction websites. And that's SAYING something.

FinalFrog

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> holy shit.

KMCC

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This will be a rare commodity someday. I bet there's a landfill being dug next to the ET one for this game.

shadow300z

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Corny... just like his music.

"I'm going to give the Declaration of Independence to Paul McCartney."

Rika Aiuchi is SeXXXy

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 Cent is going to kill a bunch of Middle Easterners of ambiguous nationality in the name of retrieving a blinged-out skull? What?

Just...what?

Lezard

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> OMG! I think my eyes exploded from the laughter. This is retarded!

Amazon_Chris

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Please oh please tell me that 50 cent is gonna write a song about jackin some bitches fo they skull.

supercrap

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @CHU BOI: and a cameo of Aenima promoting "this is your brain on drugs"

KMatt

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Biggest irony? The idea that a promoter wouldn't have to pay 50 before the plane would even land for the show.

But he'll take a skull?

Rappers will perform for a barter system?

iskew

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @kent_f: Dat is how dey role in da streetz. Know what I'm sayin?

Fuck all diz lawz n shit. Know what I'm sayin? He rollin wit ice skullz and shit. Know what I'm sayin? No one iz gonna dizrepeck on fiddy like dat.

ProfWho

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> We can only hope there's quicksand in the game, if nothing else to repeatedly watch 50 and G Unit drown in it over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

mitch079

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> So instead of taking the shady (no pun intended) promoter to court and get the money he worked so hardly for, 50 decided to threaten him and instead winds up with a skull?

kent_f

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> somebody please tell me this is a april fool's joke?

jfx316

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This game's story will make the story of Final Fantasy 7 seem like the plot of Doom 3. The death scene of [some fucking G-Unit loser] will make Aeris's tragic scene seem like an Uwe Boll movie. I truly hope this game wins awards before it's released, in categories that it was never nominated in, because it's going to revolutionize everything forever.

天

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> EPIC. XD

I cant wait until FIDDY buys 800,000 copies and then throws a 1 Million Copies Sold party like he did with the first game. Wait... did I just say game? >_>

C0MB1N3 C0MPL3X

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Shit son, it sounds like the plot to "xXx 3: Blood on the Mutha F'n Sand"

The interview snippet makes it sound like they cornered a programmer with a plot question and he was forced to make up the story on the spot.

"What's the plot? Oh...well you see...umm...so there's this mystical object....a crystal skull....yes, that will do..."

J-Fro

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> [chuboi.files.wordpress.com]

yeah, its late, and i have photoshop

CHU BOI

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Damn all that gunfire/gore for a Crystal Skull:o, must be desperate ;P

Tiramisu.nz

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> lol... wow. I can't believe they made a sequel. I mean... this HAS to be an April Fool's sequel. And honestly... if they say that it's part of some USO thing... I will be SERIOUSLY pissed off.

Superman

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Tikey: I have to be honest -- I'm not sure I could get on board with this if Raz and Auron teamed up to find the skull . . .

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> *clears throat*

Terrrrrrrible.

goldarsun

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Wow, Watch out Lucas and Spielburg! We got a new action hero to fawn over! Indy Who?!

Cameroo

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I'd be all over this game if the protagonist was Mr T instead of 50c.

Tikey

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Easy 1000 GS?

Allen750

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Boll movie adaptation anyone?

pchea

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Umm . . . didn't Plan 10 involve a diamond-encrusted skull?

And I thought Ed Wood had died.

Nimrandir

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Holy shit!!! LMFAO!!

Ed Wood couldn't make this shit up.

ProfWho

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This game can't be real.

VGJ

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Those fictional middle-eastern nations LOVE their fiddy...

Oyn

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Story: 50 cent snitches other rappers and then has to go to court to file a restraining order.

bluesquareapple

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I wet myself laughing so hard.

This will beat Halo 2 and 3 in sales! I mean, 50 in the Middle East!!! The setting alone screams infinite WIN!

Black_Ops_19

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> lol i laugh at the people who actually think this is tight. LMAO 1. 50's a snitch 2. hes a little whack bitch and DID NOT get shot 9 times 3. Bastard cant even rap let alone make a story 4. why the fuck would you make another 50 cent game? 5. What ever company is backing this game should be slaughterd

CQC_NastyN8

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> They should call it Romancing The Stoned

Cruithne

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> "I WANTS MAH BLING BACK! GET THE GUNZ!"

Ashurahori

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 Cent took more shots to the face than Jenna Jameson © Chris Rock

rospaya

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This makes as much sense as Shaq Fu, but I'll probably get it from the bargain bin "just for fun" one of these days...

posjed

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I mean the basic story thats being told here is really way off, I mean first off, nobody goes to fiddy cent concerts unless there:
A: Under 8 years of age
or
B: They're mentally unstable

And so after this imaginary concert, fiddy goes to the manager to get his money "cause he gots to gets paid...dawg" and is given a diamond skull thing.
Cause that totally happens in real life. I mean Madonna just did a concert in the middle east and you better believe she was paid in diamond skulls

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Dear god, they got inspiration from another movie. And they're adding humor. And it was written by a Hollywood writer. A Muslim writer too. I'm reading the interview. He has this to say "We took the time; we invested in some really good tech, some really good writers and we created some really compelling gameplay that will definitely deliver the ultimate 50 Cent experience."

Mark Rein was impressed by the game. What the fuck is going on?! They're planning DLC. Getting in high-profile actors.

Lastly, "But we took into account the success of the first Bulletproof game, which sold 2.5 million units." Dear god, what the hell is going on?

Samos42

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Halo 3 who?

Mike918

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> We all know the bloods and the crips are killing themselves for a crystal skull. What you think, the struggle was for nothing? HELL NO! LOL nice comment dude *respect.

tajash

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> It makes me wonder if the people who write these terrible plots actually know how terrible they are. Like, are they retarded, or do they just have a really twisted sense of what a good story is? Are they writing stuff like this as a cruel, cruel joke?

Crawl to China

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> wooot i can comment now....THANK YOU KOTAKU!!! I LOVE YoU !!...

@ seafisch

his lyrics arent lame, theyre actually pretty good, most of them at least, just read em or look em up, and plus his music amps me up!!

robinhood1086

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Pure GOTY right there.

Now shorty said she feelin' my flow, she feelin' my style... Wuuuuhooook!!

More hoes and bitches please :/

Fyren

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Dude! That plot is bonerific!

Livid

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @AsauPrime: No, some people like fitty. Some people also have a 40 i.q. Coincidence? I think not.

Blackjack1353

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> "Terrorists stole his bling yo.

Muthafucka ain't havin' it."

@The_Antihippy:
OMG, QUOTE OF THE MONTH!!!! I seriously lol'd.

Alex_Mexico

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I'm wondering what the creators were smoking when they wrote this script.... seriously this is almost as bad as seeing something like Big Mamma's House 2 come out.

swordfish2eva1

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @excel_excel: Hahah! Zing!

AsauPrime

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> hmm, seems the most ficitonal part of the entire story is...
"They put on the performance; the people are pleased"
Ohh no

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @CHU BOI: i'd pimp that bitch ass hoe to ifrit son, for some fat cash, B-b-b-b-b-b-ballin'

mossberg

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The story of the first were an attempt to be a gangster drama, now this time they go for the nonsense thing or what? how will be the third? 50cent fighting aliens and demons?

zetopazio

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The title of the article made me laugh for 15 mins.

squidboy007

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This is awsome. I can't wait. I can tell you this, they've sold at least one copy.

Likwit

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> That story is just insanely ridiculous. The writer just did not give a damn did he (or she). Bravo unknown writer, bravo. You have made my day.

doak

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]>


+ Watch video

Blackjack1353

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Zeuxis: Pretty much. If I get to play an assassin trying to kill 50 lint and his cohorts I'll most definately buy.

Nexus6

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Oh man, that story is awesome.

darthmole12

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Why can't Fiddy just buy another skull? Because that's just not Gangster, Luke...

AsauPrime

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 Cent in a Indiana Jones style adventure seem a bit tooo Corney to me. Whats Wrong with this world in games today so many great games with Horrid stories.

ParadiseEve

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I wonder why we hear about so many game makers being in financial trouble....

AverageJoes

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Holy crap I know junior high kids that write better fiction.

Xsid

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The sad thing is this really isn't that much worse than the story in most games.

t0yrobo

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> WOOOOT! Buy the game it's on me.

EaGle1337

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @KMatt: The game will OBVIOUSLY have an RPG element to it where money, hoes and crack/cocaine can be summoned to battle by your side in order to win your diamond encrusted skull back. Yes, Final Fantasy's Shiva will be one of these hoes.

CHU BOI

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Someone got paid to write that story?

Looks like I'm getting my friends high and asking them to make up a horrible bullshit story I can sell to a videogame company!

Grocerspride

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Samos42: LMAO!

zanzibarlegend

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Aethyr: Brawl. Add me.: man this is too funny XD! what's next? 50 on a mission to rescue the pope from terrorists?

Sweet Tooth

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I was hoping the initial quoted blurp was all there was to the story. Damn it!

CalcioFool

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Um... this is more ridiculous than the ACTUAL April Fools joke.

Superstar90

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Will there be suicide bombers in this fictional war-torn Middle Eastern setting thriving with people more concerned about procuring fitty cent tickets rather than their next meal or their going to survive throughout the day? Because everybody knows, suicide bombers are on some crazy shit! And that's gangsta!

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> reading this post just made me realize how much i love shaq-fu now.

zanzibarlegend

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Schoolimangooli: He's not Bulletproof this time. Didn't you see, THERE'S BLOOD ON THE SAND NOW.

Samos42

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> If the Coal-Train doesn't make an appearance than that sucks.

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Oh - and there better be some god damn rap battles with Iraqies and the like.

"I'm tha motha fuckin infadel, trick you know.
You can tell by my rhymes and terrortatstic flow.
Maybe its my beard or my dirt covered face,
but when I bomb 50's mind there won't even be trace.

Cause Im tha mutha fuckin infadel, you know bra.
Mostly by the way I shout ALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!"

Thank you.

freakoflink

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @thomasav: The first one did sell over a million...

InsidiousTuna

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> ZOMG GOTY NOMINEE CONFIRMED!

Ugh, so this is what happens to your career when you lose bets with Kanye West? Damn.

CHU BOI

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> what? 50 surviving over 1000 shots from Al-Quaida (I think that's how you spell it). seriously Jenna Jameson has taken more shots than 50 and any other "gangsta" put together.

Sweet Tooth

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Samos42: American troops? Private contractor personnel? Saudi oil princes?

InsidiousTuna

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> this plot is more conveluted than mgs2.
BulletProof: 50 Cent and the Temple of It's yo Birthday.

somewhere Speilberg is sitting in his room reading this post and saying...
"what a fuckin biter yo"

zanzibarlegend

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Fuck Metal Gear 4. I'm going to buy this instead.

KagaSakai

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Who ever wrote the story for this game should officially lose their license to write since the story sounds way to ridiculous and ripped off from other media.

ocalot

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> It's no Wu Tang

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> The collector's edition had better come with an exact replica of the aforementioned jewel-encrusted skull or I will be calling GameStop to cancel my preorder. In fact, I might just end up trying to track these people down and find out why I was ambushed.

animagnum

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Chief2BeaR: I Seriously doubt that Blizzard is shoving that down your throat. When you are paying 15 dollars a month, and playing there game on your computer. When you could just leave anytime.

I'm waiting for SCII, not the Exspansion that make your character obsolete, and what sucks is that you guys pay 15 dollars a month,and the make an exspansion for you to buy. Instead of releasing it patch notes.

Sorry had to rant.

Schoolimangooli's backpack turns into a ham sandwich!

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

AKA

The official B-Movie Video Game.

sadisticfreak432

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Of course, the Muslims. Those damn terrorists. Won't pay for their rap concerts. Also, what the fuck? Who pays people with crystal skulls for rap concerts? And who plays rap concerts in a war-torn country? Better yet, who GOES to rap concerts in war-torn countries?

Samos42

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @LittleBigPlaneteer:
That can't possibly be a serious comment.

It starts off with a sold out American rap concert in a war-torn middle eastern country..
A concert promoter gives him a priceless treasure, instead of part of the profits of the sold out rap concert.
50 and his fellow rappers are "ambushed" but of course left alive, perhaps because these are kind terrorists, who only steal for the poor.

Far fetched or not, it sounds absolutely ridiculous and shallow.

StevenRafael

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Oh now I don't know... swap out "concert" for "town faire" and 50 Cent for some spiky-haired temperamental loner possibly named Mica or Numo or Fira and you've got the plot of pretty much every RPG ever written.

humorbot

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This story is moving...the plot gripping. But where does "money, drugs, and hoes" come into play?

KMatt

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Terrorists stole his bling yo.

Muthafucka ain't havin' it.

The_Antihippy

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @pandafresh:
im quite sure that mini bash writing talent should not be wasted on this game, now wheres my Commander Robo game im still waiting for that, now theres an awesome story.

ninja_squirrel

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I think I just puked a little.

I guess for every Bioshock there's an equal and opposite...

QualityJeverage

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I smell a boycott of this crap.

ghnvt

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> In an attempt to be anti-satirical, I will be honest and say that this game looks completely amazing.

A crystal skull.

So is this what 50's working on now that he retired from rapping because of Kanye?

freakoflink

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Did someone ask for a sequel?
I wasn't sure.

thomasav

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> i think the phrase "lmao" just gained a whole new meaning.

ElGatoMuerto

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> im reserving this right now!

-_-
you think he would have learned when no one bought the last album he put out.

ULi240sx

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Holy shit. There just isn't a big enough facepalm for this one.

inanimaterod

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @madhotch: The first one had really, really good graphics, too. It just played poorly.

I could actually see this being fun. Something like Uncharted's gunplay in the desert with 50 Cent? I could enjoy that...

InsidiousTuna

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> well maybe all that diamond armor will protect some of him from getting shot

pokebud

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> wow, that was the most idiotic thing i ever heard. it sounds like satire, but its not.

ryanfrost

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean, april fool's day? somebody please say something!
-crickets-

fine be that way guys!

-performs pile driver on self-
ouch!

zanzibarlegend

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Better than this horrible trite called "Isle of Quel'Danas" that blizzard is shoving down our throat.

Chief2BeaR

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> GTA IV can go home, game of the year '08 has arrived.

Darth Navster

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Hey Fifty, why can't you do us all a favor and go fight in Iraq for us?

And there's no black person on this whole fucking planet who would go to the Middle East to do a concert.

I can't wait to hear the voice acting for this game... "Durka lurka!"

blacksamurai87

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> There was an article on Saturday asking if gaming needs writers. A question has never been answered as thoroughly as this one has. The answer is: yes. Oh sweet Jesus tap dancing Christ yes.

Doomstalk

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Indiana Jones: FIDDY CENT STYLE!!

excel_excel

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Why? Just why?

Y0URGOD78

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> How does fifty cent dies if he bullet proof, Knives?

Schoolimangooli's backpack turns into a ham sandwich!

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Arttemis: That's exactly what I though when I first read this!

tmanflys

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @Xander:
XDDD

SolidOni_ds

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @seafisch: Funny, but he doesn't write his own music.

InsidiousTuna

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> @pandafresh: Nobody could write a better story, and it is folly to believe elsewise.

frostcircus

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Giant Bling Skull to wear around his neck.

Kanye couldn't pull that off.
Daft Punk.

suburbancowboy

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Man, lolocaust

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> This is a total waiste of programming skills and man hours.

JorgieX

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> i'm buying this game day 1

mossberg

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Hey, Shaq Fu had a crazy story, and it turned out alright.

Xander

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Man, this one time, I too, was left without skull.

Spilt_Milk

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> My God, this has to be somewhere on the Mayan calendar. Somewhere near the end.

PapaBear434

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> I seriously just LOL'd. The title is ridiculous, and I can't believe the person being interviewed felt they actually had to explain it. I swear a 6th grade boy could write a better story, in fact I say we get Mr. Mini-Bash to submit a 50 Cent Story.

pandafresh

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!

For true?

Taco Bell™

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> crystal skull?

how about empty skull....

Cell9song

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> That's a lot of so's..

Kamizzle

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> Pimping up with the Jones's?

NunianVonFuch

]]> <![CDATA[50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING]]> ...... sorry press the enter key by mistake, anyway if you think that games like FF7 are emotional and silent hill is complicated or that psychonauts has great characters has great chara