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A Donkey Kong Jesus Fit For Christina Aguilera Spawn

Josh* — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:58:43 MDT

pac man looks even creepier pre-eyebrows.

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Hippopotaman — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:14:48 MDT

@excaleranth: That's Q*Bert if I'm not mistaken. I have no idea if he/she/it's related to Birdo, although they both look as though they're the product of some vile incestuous tryst.

Hippopotaman

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excaleranth — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:37:36 MDT

Is that thing on the left... Birdo's cousin? Why on gods Earth would anyone allow that into a baby nursery?

excaleranth

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Zeouterlimits — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:06:00 MDT

@MajorMcMuffin: Your obsession with the Duck Hunt Dog is starting to worry me Tai-cho.

Zeouterlimits

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Pezdispenser — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:17:15 MDT

You guys are too picky, compared to the actual Last Supper painting, this one is actually quite good. Has a very South Renaissance feel to it.

@SkyChicken:

BURN THE HERETIC! IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR!

Pezdispenser

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CaptainMurphy — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:55:03 MDT

Lol has anyone noticed the bomb under Jes...I mean DK?

CaptainMurphy

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MasterBalls — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:39:17 MDT

*patiently waits for Jack Thompson to arrive*

Hrm he's late...

MasterBalls

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MURDERFACE — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:20:18 MDT

It would of been funny if Mario was jebus and his brother was judas. Luigi always seems like jealous type.

MURDERFACE

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Mit — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:05:05 MDT

If I were a baby that centipede would give me nightmares.

Mit

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Menolly — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:20:00 MDT

@frostcircus:
Hahahaha, that post is made of WIN! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Eddie!!

Ths is a cute pic, sort of. I like the idea of it, but I don't think I'd actually hang it up in my place.

Menolly

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Intangible_360 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:09:09 MDT

Full of win, but it would have been nice if it were a better painting.

Intangible_360

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kurwinsky — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:08:10 MDT

Weird and disgusting!

kurwinsky

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Norellicus — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:55:31 MDT

@Verum: I'm inclined to say the dog is Judas, as he's the one in the rear of the grouping...

Norellicus

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pandafresh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:18:14 MDT

well thats kinda messed up, and a pretty ugly painting to boot, too.

pandafresh

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battra92 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:55:21 MDT

I'm outrageously outraged!

battra92

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Salen — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:49:59 MDT

Someone actually remembers Q-Bert? Oh my. Thats awesome. Now thats oldschool.

Salen

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KM91 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:50:25 MDT

DK Jesus. Wow.

KM91

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Shiryu — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:44:16 MDT

No one noticed the Bomb-On on Jesus Kong/Donkey Christ feet? Maybe poison is not the way to go after all..

Shiryu

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Darien_Shields — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:29:52 MDT

*does some quick referencing*

So... going by position... Mario is Judas Iscariot? Does this painting perhaps predate the capture of Peach, and Mario's subsequent defeat of Donkey Kong?

Darien_Shields

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indiemike — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:37:40 MDT

@tenken: Come, come, now. The bomb-omb under the table symbolizes the ass DK just dropped. Look at that face. Pure sheepishness.

indiemike

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tenken — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:13:00 MDT

Last supper my arse! Look at that blue sky; not a hint of evening on the horizon. Ladies and gentlemen, we're looking at the Last Lunch, at best.

The Bob-omb under the table may cause them to adjourn early, however.

tenken

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:11:51 MDT

That... dog...

Must be crucified!

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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skyhawk21 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:42:51 MDT

mmmmmm Sacrilicious

skyhawk21

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KirbySS — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:33:48 MDT

Reminds me of "The Shroud of Wally" in Dilbert.

KirbySS

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Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:21:16 MDT

@YUYU: I got it.

Roflcopter_Down: Wants you to follow HIM!

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NESv1 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:28:39 MDT

I knew I shoulda asked Christina Aguilera to marry me... she woulda been the Princess Peach to my Mario! Mama Mia~

NESv1

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CroutonJohnson — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:06:34 MDT

Pathetic.

CroutonJohnson

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penty85 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:02:47 MDT

I don't know what to think about this....
Does.... does this make her cool...

I'm going to have to go and re-evaluate a few key issues.

penty85

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YUYU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:49:36 MDT

So, anyone get the Da Vinci code reference?

...Anyone?

Awww, it took me 2 whole minutes to come up with that one.
*Is saddened*

YUYU

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Kcet — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:31:59 MDT

@phrequency: @FrogJon: lol

clearly they hate dk enough to show him about to be poisoned and/blown up

Kcet

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SkyChicken — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:26:12 MDT

Religion is disgusting! It is a shame that it should touch gaming so often. It is the religious weirdos like JT that try to ban our favorite hobby. Why draw attention to something that should be buried and forgotten forever? A mark of an advanced society is one that has thrown off the shackles of "magical thinking".

SkyChicken

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LuiStrokes — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:23:38 MDT

Why that thing from the reptilia single boxart is in the painting >_>?

LuiStrokes

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MajorMcMuffin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:18:34 MDT

Why is DK Jesus? Although if DK is Jesus, Mario makes perfect sense as Judas. And The Dog is there... That Dog...

MajorMcMuffin

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AlKusanagi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:17:26 MDT

Well I always likened a good round of Dig-Dug to a religious experience. Now we have PROOF!

AlKusanagi

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ggodo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:05:44 MDT

I think I want to see Flynn's tattoo. If it's on par with this, this Misha is truly a goddess.

ggodo

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YUYU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:57:27 MDT

Notice the "V" shape in the negative space between Peach and Kong.

This means they were totally doing it.

YUYU

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Suigyoken — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:55:13 MDT

@deathbunny: Let's just hope it isn't some plan to later on blame her child on being raised "wrong" due to all the video game related surrounded she brought her kid up in.... hah I really hope not...

Suigyoken

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Verum — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:53:15 MDT

@MrSniffer: I followed the link hoping to see something out of the NES, but then I realized it was a last name.

Verum

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frostcircus — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:52:44 MDT

"I'll do big arms, and you just look at me and go, 'Ooh, he's doing big arms.'"

frostcircus

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i_9 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:52:14 MDT

Kudos to her for hanging it in her baby's room. I'd do the same.

i_9

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87th — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:47:15 MDT

Taizo Hori (Dig-Dug) MAKES this picture.

87th

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FrogJon — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:44:49 MDT

Donkey Kong Jesus. He threw barrels for our sins.

FrogJon

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djHEAT — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:44:08 MDT

Oh, Jesus Christ.

djHEAT

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phrequency — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:42:06 MDT

somebody set DK up the bob-omb...

phrequency

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evilralphwiggum — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:39:31 MDT

i'd hang that in my kids room too
:-)
good choice
lol..
winner.

evilralphwiggum

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Herodito — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:38:20 MDT

I like the drawing. Flies in the face of sooo many things.

Herodito

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MrSniffer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:33:57 MDT

Cute but doesn't hold a candle to Adi Nes' photographic interpretation of the same classic Da Vinci painting. (see [www.flickr.com])

The Nes prints at auction fetch several thousand times the price of Misha's adorable 8-bit versions, which are a real bargain!

MrSniffer

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deathbunny — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:31:07 MDT

@Suigyoken: Well. When it comes to raising an iconoclast, if you're a pop star, you really have to go the extra mile to undermine the pressures of society in trying to create a sense of wonder around certain figures. For instance, Madonna had to teach her daughter to pole dance before kindergarten, so that the teacher didn't mess up her body self-image permanently.

deathbunny

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FP ph15h — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:29:24 MDT

@Seiven: Judas provided the 'shroom's that lead to Jesus' downfall? it's all making sense.

FP ph15h

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psycoking — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:28:24 MDT

@Suigyoken: It shows good Catholic values?

Seriously though, that is one ugly painting. Poor kid is going to have nightmares.

psycoking

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mcheddadi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:27:24 MDT

SOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIICCCCC!

mcheddadi

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Suigyoken — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:24:57 MDT

Why.... would she want it?

Suigyoken

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Seiven — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:23:41 MDT

Glad to see I wasn't the only one to notice Mario in Judas seat.

Seiven

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Toprem — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:19:25 MDT

Is there a wallpaper size version of this pic?

Toprem

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Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:17:52 MDT

What would DK do?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

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goldwings — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:16:47 MDT

Where' Jesus Christ (the user here in Kotaku)? He needs to change his Avatar.

goldwings

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futurebiblehero — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:16:43 MDT

I've always been a bigger fan of Brandon Bird's take on the last supper:
[www.brandonbird.com]

futurebiblehero

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JerrD74: RIP George Carlin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:16:05 MDT

@Lijik: sidenote: pretty interesting..i'd like to preorder 5!

JerrD74: RIP George Carlin

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JerrD74: RIP George Carlin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:15:40 MDT

@Figcoinc: ...Go on.

JerrD74: RIP George Carlin

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Vidril — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:14:25 MDT

Oh wow, the atheist in me is laughing its ass off, but the christian in me is crying tears of shame.

Vidril

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Lijik — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:14:13 MDT

This news is rather old, however theres two things I'd like to point out:
-I believe Mario is in Judas' seat
-Take a look at the mushrooms on the plates. Notice the one on Donkey Kong's? Its a poison mushroom.

Elaborate theories on these tidbits and more in my new book "The DaKong Code"

Lijik

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mAaron — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:14:08 MDT

i have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to induce vomiting

mAaron

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Verum — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:14:00 MDT

Mario plays the part of Judas, how fitting.

Verum

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Diesel_Power — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:13:54 MDT

Interesting choice of VG characters.

Diesel_Power

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FP ph15h — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:13:52 MDT

@Figcoinc: co-sign

FP ph15h

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subterfunk — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:13:00 MDT

@Figcoinc: agreed.

subterfunk

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Figcoinc — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:11:52 MDT

Uh......

I...errr...umm....

wow?

Figcoinc