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Cortana In The (Naked Blue) Flesh

ThatsMrOffDutyNinja — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:45:22 MDT

very MAXIMUM RISKY I approvez.

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alice_mega — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:54:40 MDT

The hair is bad, but the paint is fantastic. This is what I was wanting to do for the next NW Con (this level of painting).

alice_mega

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Crrusher — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 19:06:04 MDT

"man hands!"

Crrusher

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PsycheDiver — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:15:00 MDT

Hot. Could be hotter.

PsycheDiver

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ZeonicFreak — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:33:16 MDT

Wow, i do like the detail though.

You know if she want to a game con for a cosplay contest, she would win hands down...

ZeonicFreak

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nackt — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:59:03 MDT

Damn this weapon contains full nudity! Awesome.

nackt

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toglenn — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:40:24 MDT

Hi Guys,

I'm the photographer who created these images of Cortana.
The Model is Francesca Zappitelli (google her).
She was nude during the shoot.
She had oil on her body.
The white streaks was glitter.
Although I originally made the designs on her body with medium blue make-up, it turned out a mess. Fortunately it all disappeared when I changed her skin tone to light blue in Photoshop.
No latex body paint was used.
The dark blue markings were done by outlining the area then darkening it with the Photoshop levels slider.
I enjoyed reading your comments.

-Glenn

toglenn

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Spacebaboon — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:55:15 MDT

my first Halowank. thank you.

Spacebaboon

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JamesJohnMalcolm — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:30:38 MDT

Smurfs: The Reckoning

JamesJohnMalcolm

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killr_klown — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:52:22 MDT

Am I the only one that noticed her vagina is smiling?

killr_klown

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Kamizzle — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:24:41 MDT

No sir, I don't like it.

Kamizzle

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Mujah — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:10:29 MDT

@tsukihimeblood:

You have Pedobear as your icon. No discussion is necessary on the perv factor.
Of course, the fact that I recognize Pedobear in the first place...

Mujah

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The Amazing Exploding-Man — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:19:01 MDT

Its always good to see a halo post even a halo hater like me can appreciate. ^_^

The Amazing Exploding-Man

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DARTH_TIGRIS — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:18:48 MDT

Is Blue the new Asian or what???!!!

DARTH_TIGRIS

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Jordan Lund — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:11:55 MDT

Cortana has a belly button.

Jordan Lund

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Cirno — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:44:53 MDT

She's kind of shiny. I don't find this sexually attractive at all, more artsy than sexy. I like the blues, though.

Cirno

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Yahtzee — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:35:57 MDT

hairs to long. wait I am looking way too high(looks at body) much better

Yahtzee

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SpacemanSpiffy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:07:16 MDT

On the first picture, doesn't the two arrows on her legs look like it's pointing to her vaginal area ...

O_O

SpacemanSpiffy

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ChiliC — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:59:11 MDT

wow and no fish! im proud of you kotaku!

ChiliC

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KraZe — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:52:11 MDT

Hmm, I don't know. My standards for women that're more airbrush/shop than photo are pretty high.
Those knees look kinda sharp.

KraZe

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RYAMATSU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:52:42 MDT

Give her funky tentacle hair and man... that's one awesome ASARI =)

RYAMATSU

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voidbringer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:45:13 MDT

That is some amazing art work, I can only imagine the time that went into that kind of detail. And I don't know what materials they used but they give an amazing lighting effect.

voidbringer

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Mecharine — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:42:16 MDT

She looks a bit slimey.

Mecharine

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Allcars — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:25:43 MDT

hmm needs more nips

Allcars

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sephycloneno15 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:20:31 MDT

I hadn't realized kotaku was 4chan without the anonymity and slightly less vulgarity...

Well, she did hold the Index for a couple years, and it was solid when we first saw it...

sephycloneno15

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Amuro1X — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:15:28 MDT

"Hit the link for the full gallery. Except for you. Yeah, you. You don't even own a 360 so you're just a pervert."

Dammit Mark. You got me.

Amuro1X

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NutManIV — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:04:41 MDT

Haha honestly those look really awesome.

But they need more nipples. :(

NutManIV

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EgoMonk — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:59:06 MDT

@exo: Or genitalia. o_0

EgoMonk

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-EDGE- — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:57:21 MDT

Blue, seriously? I want pix of that green alien Cpt. Kirk used to tap ;)

-EDGE-

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Zyzex_Remix — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:56:12 MDT

Call me crazy, but I think she is probably better looking with the paint on, rather than off.

Zyzex_Remix

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cybereality — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:55:19 MDT

Decent body. The face... no so much.

cybereality

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Onizuka-GTO — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:53:29 MDT

@cortana: But its a happy sort of dirtiness isn't it?
:)

Onizuka-GTO

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cortana — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:51:30 MDT

I FEEL DIRTY NOW!

cortana

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xMaverick — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:43:55 MDT

@xvitium: Mmm... Chun-li thighs :)

xMaverick

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v-rus — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:35:28 MDT

*puts on thick lensed, big black glasses* Excuse me miss, Cortana is not a tangible being and is therefore unable to wield a weapon in the conventional sense of the word, 'wield'.

Hah, that's just creepy. I've seen Halo3 chairs, Halo3 action figures, Halo3 laser tag guns, and even Halo3 lamps. But this is just too much.

v-rus

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xvitium — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:33:39 MDT

They gave Cortana Chun-li thighs.

xvitium

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NeutralFanboy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:26:41 MDT

Seems as though I didn't leave all my anger at the gym

NeutralFanboy

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Tracid — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:24:51 MDT

Her body is shiny, I wonder what liquid covers it ;)

Tracid

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NeutralFanboy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:15:02 MDT

It doesn't matter how many billions the industry makes, the geeky stigma that comes with video games will be with us forever as long as someone is doing something like this.

NeutralFanboy

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Bob6k — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:08:38 MDT

oh my

Bob6k

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Spoony Bard — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:07:03 MDT

@DaiMacculate: a-GREED! :)

Spoony Bard

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ThisCharmingMan — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:55:06 MDT

She looks too...slimey.

ThisCharmingMan

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DaiMacculate — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:52:11 MDT

@Doomstink: Heh, my fiancee works for the company that owns the group/show, and she said the vast majority of people there share your opinion...but you can't argue with dollars, and it seems to make them.

@Spoony Bard: Actually its fine in two cases, the first being what you did just there in mocking it, and if its part of an extended metaphor in which it serves as some type of dirty, anatomical component.

Just IMO, of course ;)

DaiMacculate

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Nexus6 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:51:07 MDT

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Yep. Give me a naked Liara or Tali over this any day. Nude cybernetics & all.

Nexus6

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YUYU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:48:55 MDT

HAHAHA, people are looking WAY too into this. XD

YUYU

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marcus_ivo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:30:18 MDT

yuck, and why would she have a gun?

marcus_ivo

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Doomstink — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:27:12 MDT

Looks like something from that creepy Doodlebops show on the Disney Channel. That show scares the shit out of me.

Doomstink

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octoSink — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:20:30 MDT

That's it? C'mon.

octoSink

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Zeouterlimits — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:17:30 MDT

Wow.
I. Uh. Wow.

*glances at avatar*
F*ck

Zeouterlimits

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Barts — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:14:32 MDT

Mmm, is nice, I like...

Barts

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red — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:08:45 MDT

hot. and i have seen body paint that removes nipples by smoothing them over. also navels, vaginas, any form of wrinkles or skin definition at all, and the space between your toes. or shes probably just wearing pasties and a latex thong.

i have to make nerd noises about the hair though. cortanas hair is a very unusual style if you look close. that wig isnt it.

red

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Skitzoap — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:08:12 MDT

Awesome! Must think of something sexy and Halo-like to say....ummm...she can arbiter my spartan anytime!

Yeah..

Skitzoap

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altshiftM — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:57 MDT

Now where can I sign up for the USNC?

altshiftM

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Spoony Bard — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:56:04 MDT

@UntouchableC: I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Pro tip: The use of the phrase "pro tip" is no longer cool.

A public service announcement from the Council on Pro Tips!

Spoony Bard

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SpikyBry — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:17 MDT

next up, Zero Suit Samus please.

SpikyBry

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Camzor — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:51:44 MDT

That's actually pretty hot.

Camzor

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Ruglia — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:51:30 MDT

@UntouchableC: Repulsed? What's your problem? Halo turns almost everything into utter crap, but not a hot girl. I wouldn't be repulsed by her at all.

Ruglia

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SeanBradley — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:47:43 MDT

Crtical nerds are critical.

Best Cortana cosplay images ever.. deal with it.

SeanBradley

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excaleranth — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:36:46 MDT

@tsukihimeblood: It's not Enthusiast, it's Fetish.

excaleranth

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Klappstuhl — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:27:00 MDT

@tsukihimeblood: Nice one. Almost goes with the Avatar.

Klappstuhl

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Feigro — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:17:37 MDT

@UntouchableC:

Or atleast get the details right? Since that's what the bulk of your post deals with. :)

Feigro

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LittlestLamshi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:15:27 MDT

@Ghede:
Body paint, uh, acid...

LittlestLamshi

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Stueymon — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:12:07 MDT

She looks awfully slimey, and in a ghostbusters kinda way, not a mud wrestling good way.

though she is quite a purty model (it's the boobies!)

Stueymon

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Ghede — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:05:22 MDT

If thats not photoshop, it is body-suit. "How do you know?" I hear you ask. I've yet to hear of body paint that removes nipples.

Ghede

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superbabyproject — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:01:55 MDT

@Slatz_Grobnik: Arrgghh! The fear!

superbabyproject

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Slothboy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:01:33 MDT

Hm. Sadly, I must give this the "meh."

Come on hawt female Halo fans, you can do better than this! Show this chick how it's done. And send me the URL.

Slothboy

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BossMonk — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:43:49 MDT

Definitely more photoshop work than body paint.

BossMonk

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mahi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:41:10 MDT

That gun looks so lame. I like halo in all but always found Bungies design to be weak.

mahi

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LittlestLamshi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:37:33 MDT

@Cutriss:
Actually Cortana in Chief's Skull half the time....

LittlestLamshi

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Cutriss — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:33:56 MDT

So, what, Cortana's AI profile is usually stored inside an Atari joystick?

Cutriss

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Kyle81 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:29:32 MDT

@Datalock: You take life to seriously

Kyle81

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symphony_of_the_night — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:29:32 MDT

@DasKonstruct: i was thinking the same, it was a rushed work ...

symphony_of_the_night

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Datalock — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:24:55 MDT

I can't wait till some of these fanboy's bitching about "she's a hologram she can't hold gunz0rz!!11" finally get a girl, then make them retreat when they yell at them for calling a phaser a "Blaster".

Datalock

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LittlestLamshi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:22:35 MDT

@-MoarPlz-:
somewhere, someone theorized about "takes one to know one..."

LittlestLamshi

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Slatz_Grobnik — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:13:07 MDT

Can someone do this for SHODAN? Please?

Slatz_Grobnik

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Lockenator — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:09:06 MDT

Somewhere, someone is masturbating to this and my faith in the human race decreases exponentially.

Lockenator

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Dave Silva — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:07:28 MDT

Looks to me like she's wearing some sort of top to cover her breasts, and some sort of bikini bottom.

I like the illusion, though. That's much better than some other jobs I've seen.

Dave Silva

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OllieCostello — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:07:20 MDT

OMFG MASTERCHIEF NAKED LOLZ

OllieCostello

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radink360 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:07:00 MDT

Now all you guys saying it's crap are totally full of it. You know you'd hit it, even in the blue costume. I know I would.

radink360

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DONNYchiban — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:06:40 MDT

Ohhh... this all makes sense now. I thought it said "Contra."

.... But then why would I click it?(!)

Oh yeah, I also saw "Naked."

DONNYchiban

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Kounji — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:05:19 MDT

Wow, well I have to say that's more tasteful than I expected

Kounji

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Jobbo_Fett — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:01:19 MDT

Guns don't kill people, WOMEN with guns kill people!

Jobbo_Fett

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FeatherNET — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:57:41 MDT

Who needs a gun when you got CLEAVAGE.

FeatherNET

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UntouchableC — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:53:22 MDT

Expecting something faptacular, but turned out to be a complete turn off by the simple fact that Cortana cant hold plasma rifles.

I soon became repulsed by her because shes clearly blowing the barrell, but a plasma rifle both overheats and expels smoke on the frame.

Plus cruddy photoshop is cruddy.

Pro Tip: When appealing to even the slightest of geeks, unless the female(s) has geekish tendencies, fuck the cosplay route and just do a nude photoshoot...I've been coding all day, I just wanna see some PUSSY!

UntouchableC

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Gray665 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:49:59 MDT

Kinda reminds me of Mystique.

Gray665

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say — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:49:28 MDT

That gun was featured in a prior story. It is a real product used for laser tag. Not photo shopped.

say

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kojirodensetsu — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:46:41 MDT

Piff, Guilty Spark 343 is so much hotter than Cortana. ...What?

kojirodensetsu

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WolfGod — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:44:25 MDT

This is pretty cool and bit scary for me at the same time.

WolfGod

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HarmanSmith — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:38:27 MDT

im buying a 360 tomorrow k?

HarmanSmith

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RaveGamer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:38:07 MDT

Needs moar reproductive organs.

RaveGamer

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DasKonstruct — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:37:29 MDT

@exo: nipples are easy to photoshop out

DasKonstruct

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turius — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:35:38 MDT

is she really trying to blow powder out of a plasma pistol?

turius

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Lstormy10 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:35:31 MDT

@PatMan33:
Just wait for nighttime.

Lstormy10

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exo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:34:39 MDT

she isnt naked... unless that model has no nipples.

exo

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Onizuka-GTO — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:32:53 MDT

*freezes*

erm........erm....how you know?

*wii-note flops from hand*

oh....

dammn.

>_>

Onizuka-GTO

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njhardcoreguy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:30:55 MDT

Dual Shock-ing!

njhardcoreguy

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Floral — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:30:12 MDT

This is minimum risky compared to the results of a google image search of "cortana." (Yes safesearch was turned off)

Floral

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icepick314 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:29:59 MDT

wonderful thing about hologram sex is that you can stick it ANYWHERE...

icepick314

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Crawl to China — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:28:14 MDT

i think they captured cortana's image pretty well.
plasma rifle aside.

Crawl to China

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Sunjammer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:28:08 MDT

Wow ugh. she looks like someone smeared her with blue feces. Nice stickiness going on there. BLGhhgegh. Then again i'm the type of guy that thinks putting naked chicks in mud is just unattractive.

Sunjammer

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DaiMacculate — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:27:54 MDT

Mm-Hmmm....I wouldn't mind if she went Rampant all up in my logic core, if you know what I mean...no you probably don't, but lets just say that was Hot, ok?

DaiMacculate

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z357x — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:26:51 MDT

Something about the airbrushing on her crotch is so off... You'd figure the artist would be more into his work than that crappy job.

z357x

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DasKonstruct — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:25:26 MDT

ugh this is really crappy photoshop work. The lighting is all wrong on the guns and box. All they did was increase contrast and made the image monochromatic with a blue and then a darker blue overlay for the patterns with a lower opacity to keep the highlights. Its maybe 40 minutes of work per image.

DasKonstruct

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3zekiel — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:23:52 MDT

Indeed my crush on blue women has been affirmed once more.......cortana...the alien from mass effect....smurfett....

3zekiel

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zoesch — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:23:42 MDT

@Kyle81: And you know you have reached the depths of Nerddom when you worry more about the imposibility of her holding a gun rather than admire her beauty :P

zoesch

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Gunhaver — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:23:20 MDT

@Poffy: nominated for multitap.

Gunhaver

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hondo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:22:19 MDT

@Temperature:
It's not the size of the plasma rifle the counts... but how you use it.

hondo

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SigmundTheSeaMonster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:22:17 MDT

Um, don't get me wrong, she is not unattractive by any means. Just that...well...if (virtually) I had to choose a sci-action alien heroine, it would be Liara or Sha'ira from Mass Effect.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

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TheEngineer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:22:06 MDT

@PatMan33:
It's night somewhere buddy.

The plasma rifles look to nerfish.

TheEngineer

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Saint Anima — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:21:00 MDT

Hmm.

That's all I got for this one. Hmm.

Saint Anima

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nxp3 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:19:14 MDT

Nice....but what the hell is that gun...looks like two dolphins stuck together.

nxp3

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Netizen — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:18:21 MDT

Bloobs! Put up your free hand if this reminds you of Zahn out of Farscape ;)

Netizen

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Kyle81 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:17:47 MDT

How she holding a gun? What kind of ......

Kyle81

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Temperature — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:17:14 MDT

Is it just me, or is that plasma rifle really big?

Temperature

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SigmundTheSeaMonster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:16:58 MDT

Meh. Cortana can't hold a Covenant Plasma Rifle. She's a hologram!

Now, come back and show me the blue gal from Mass Effect...mmmm.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

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Jechticknight — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:15:34 MDT

Fap fap fap fap fap fap. There, Someone was doing it, i added in the sound effects.

Jechticknight

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PatMan33 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:15:27 MDT

What!? Maximum risky? But... but it is still daytime! I'm liking this change in pace!

PatMan33

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itsburnsie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:15:26 MDT

If loving blue women without any discrenable anatomy is wrong... I don't want to be right.

itsburnsie

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Knight-Zero — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:14:20 MDT

I give a low score 10 on the 1 to 100 Risky Meter, tut tut.

Knight-Zero

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-Sigil- — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:14:15 MDT

I like the first but the second is a bad shot.

-Sigil-

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Heyyou27 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:13:35 MDT

I can't wait to get my 360 back for this new downloadable content!

Heyyou27

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ShaggE — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:13:06 MDT

Uhh... yeah... she just looks creepy in the second pic. And I feel creepy for saying "YAY! NO POINTING FISH!"

ShaggE

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Moonshadow101 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:12:45 MDT

Really?

I mean, really?

Moonshadow101

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tsukihimeblood — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:12:25 MDT

i'm not a pervert. i'm just an AI enthusiast

tsukihimeblood

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Taco Bell™ — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:12:18 MDT

Cool. I can honestly say that this looks awesome, but not in a perverted way.

Taco Bell™

Cortana In The (Naked Blue) Flesh

Poffy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:11:57 MDT

Is this canon?

Poffy

Cortana In The (Naked Blue) Flesh

Yamster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:11:34 MDT

Ahhhhh, you caught me out.
:D

Yamster