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OtakuHat — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:52:53 MDT

note to self: bring headphones when playing this game xDD

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Demosthenes7898 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:32:36 MDT

Normally I would say the pitcher was a bit selfish for not giving a reach-around, but hell, a massage during is probably just as good; spices up the typical routine as well.

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Pammeh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:31:16 MDT

DAMN STRAIGHT

And I don't know why everyone's obsessing over the neck...looks fine to me once you factor in the fact that the two screens are obviously disconnected.

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v00deux — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:08:58 MDT

@sUKi: teh winnar!

apart from the creepy broken neck, i would totally consider importing this. (just got Tokimeki Memorial 1 today! someone tell me how it is)

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Yin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:46:33 MDT

@LiC: They range from even more boring to sometimes, maybe, slighty less boring.

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BugJar — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:52:42 MDT

Level 10: rimjob.
Spin that stylus, girls~

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Mrevilbobguy — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:40:44 MDT

Got giraffe?

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Inverse Logic — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:31:03 MDT

The little sound effect at the beginning of the video had to have been taken directly from the song that plays when you fight Bael/Dagon in DMC4.

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Pickens — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:59:59 MDT

When are we getting that fabled review? Have you beaten it yet? Also, I bet the last boss is wicked hard.

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MidnightScott17 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:57:46 MDT

Ashcraft did you provide the noises? XDDD j/k

That game is just so perverted, just as bad as Doki Doki Majo Shinpan xDD

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DreamcastRIP — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:30:19 MDT

They've stolen the soundtrack off one of my DVDs!

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modorenai — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:29:20 MDT

Honestly? I think it sounds more like he's gasping in pain as opposed to moaning in pleasure. It makes it seem almost as if the person massaging him is beating him up instead. ^_^;; And I agree, the stretched out neck thing is SCARY.

Nitpicks aside though, I'd still want to get this game once I get a DS. I'm looking forward to the steam blowing mini-game. *snerk*

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ironice — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:33:22 MDT

They should use this in Axe commercials in North America.

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LiC — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:03:27 MDT

@TheMysteriousStranger: I haven't seen anything about other game-play features. Are ero games oriented towards straight guys as boring as this? Or do they get some action to control too? Uh...fighting action.

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Destrado — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:24:09 MDT

I love the sound it makes when you miss a spot.
AAH
AAH
AAH
HMMMMMMM?

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cinderx — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:23:01 MDT

Rub and Tug Training - Spend minutes a day!

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Z-Word — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:12:39 MDT

Maybe those are actually cries of discomfort over his neck being stretched out to two feet and twisted around Excorcist-style. I'd find it hard to concentrate on a backrub too.

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ThaiGrocer — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:02:04 MDT

This is definitely innovation at work.

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Americo — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:15:09 MDT

Oh God. I'm still asking myself why I want to play this game. It rots the brain cells.

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sUKi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:14:17 MDT

So this is simon sex?

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aelfin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:04:43 MDT

Ohhh so it's rhtyhm action. Without the rhythm. Why didn't someone explain that earlier?

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YUYU — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:50:37 MDT

LOL, the sounds he makes could be better :P

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Sugarbloodsuckers — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:12:26 MDT

long neck is looong. Still, possibly most amusing game ever.

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Technolicious — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:55:13 MDT

That is just what I needed to hear first thing in the morning -.-

On a slightly related note, the trailer for the game in the related videos makes me giggle. The little boy doesn't make me giggle though, it just kinda disturbs me...

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Channing — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:47:14 MDT

I just woke up. 2:45ish Hawaii time.

If this is all the game is, then it doesn't seem that awesome. Not that I was going to pick this up in the first place.

I think it'd be a lot more neat if it actually told you how to massage. Like, you know, for real.

Channing

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PHILOSOPHER541 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:33:46 MDT

this is really disturbing. more disturbing than the mario picture.

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icepick314 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:24:32 MDT

sounds like he's getting more than a wipe on his back...

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nxp3 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:54:39 MDT

Wow...that's the stupidest game I've ever seen.

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Munky — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:45:41 MDT

Oh gee, that's just hilarious.

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Orta — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:41:13 MDT

You've gotta be kidding me.

Orta

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lollercoaster — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:55:30 MDT

@Kitty:
With a bit of hacking, these [www.engadget.com] should do.
Uhm... now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a patent to file XD.

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TC — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:42:48 MDT

This would seriously be the game to get me off my ass and finally buy a DS.

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Byakko — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:29:56 MDT

Bashcraft, this why you use headphones.

Honestly though, repetitive sound samples = not teh sexxay.

Disjointed man-neck = NOT teh sexxay.

However...

Guy with glasses = TEH SEXXAY!

...

Look, staring at scantily clad men makes me retarded okay?

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osiris83 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:51:35 MDT

Teh funnay

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bighit006 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:44:35 MDT

why japan?? you ve brought me such good things in the past, like ahh whale meat and other things of that nature.

but this is just ridiculous.

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LiBi — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:33:16 MDT

I would like to see the guy who recorded those noises.

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Eden.B — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:31:53 MDT

Oh man I want this game.

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CaptainAtman — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:08:39 MDT

Wow, seriously... wow

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Kitty — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:07:52 MDT

Now if only we had little arrows appear like that in real life... I think it'd make for much better sex.

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hrunting — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:45:42 MDT

@Torgen thinks AAA means "Costs $60": *cries* Thanks for that one.

This is just... I mean, wow, guys. Wow. I am amused that the cute little girl from the store displays is actually in the game.

And Bashcraft, you amaze me.

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egghead329 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:37:11 MDT

Umm, no. Just no. What were they thinking?

And at what lengths did they got to get the sounds for the game? Think about that while you slowly mourn the death of Japanese gaming.

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Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:10:27 MDT

Pata pata pata pon.
Oooooh!
Pon pon pata pon.
Aaaarnngh...

I bet I just ruined two games for some people.

Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc

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TheJeanGenie — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:00:05 MDT

"Oh, oh, oh, aaaaaah..." If this isn't maximum risky, what is?

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jaymac — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:55:30 MDT

Did the developers realize what they were making? Haha.

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Fyren — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:53:29 MDT

The slap and the little monologue was just LOL

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TheMysteriousStranger — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:53:06 MDT

This game seems rather boring. Are there any other game-play elements aside from massaging and cleaning?

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ocalot — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:49:18 MDT

Only in Japan could a game like this exist.

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TheMysteriousStranger — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:47:50 MDT

I watched this on youtube about fifteen minutes ago.

Now, I am watching it again.

I don't know why.

No, this does not turn me on.

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FP Bleentastic has cake — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:45:32 MDT

and this is why i don't play games with sound anymore never know what you'll hear

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ArmyofJuan — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:41:19 MDT

I guess nows a bad time to admit that i sound like that when getting my back rubbed? Especially by those chinese guys in the mall?

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CFStang — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:32:01 MDT

Japan....What the fuck?

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dexterr — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:29:25 MDT

are people suppose to have long necks?

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ShinobiFist(PSN-XBL) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:27:06 MDT

Oh my.

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Videogamevision — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:27:02 MDT

If it starts to flash UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN,LEFT,RIGHT,LEFT,RIGHT...I do not wanna know where A and B are at.

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Balance_In_Life — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:25:28 MDT

@Witzbold: Agreed. You'd think they would notice something like that. Although, yes I still find the noises disturbing.

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Teh Emo Penguin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:23:11 MDT

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ara — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:21:17 MDT

I don't know if I wanted to hear that as the first thing after waking up... I'm so going to get that game, for the sounds only, if it's ever released around here. Since the titles screams Japan-only, I shoud be pretty safe.

ara