<![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy - Kotaku Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy - Kotaku Comments]]> http://kotaku.com Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:23:41 MDT Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:23:41 MDT http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c5115016 Jesus Christ! That ain't RIGHT! He is just Ewwwwwww!

jamBot

]]> 9:368461:c5115016 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:23:41 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4781041 MAMA MIA!

that could be someone's uncle.....

(*o*)

sekushy

]]> 9:368461:c4781041 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:34:22 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4745640 They should have cast this guy in the Super Mario Bros. movie, maybe then it would of actually been similar to the games!

kylo4

]]> 9:368461:c4745640 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:22:35 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4743918 True Crime: Streets of Mushroom Kingdom

Superstar90

]]> 9:368461:c4743918 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:36:12 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4743102 @Hugoku: Maybe this is why they didn't make the effort to make the Wii as graphically powerful as the 360 or PS3... who wants Realism from Nintendo when all of their IP would look like this?

I used to be annoyed that the Wii games looked so horrible in comparison to my other systems, but maybe I should have been happy that they didn't look like this -_-

NfoRcErX

]]> 9:368461:c4743102 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:19:39 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4742158 Goo! I almost punched my monitor as a reflex when I saw the pic.

Strangelove

]]> 9:368461:c4742158 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:07:22 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4741967 So Mario looks like is a drunken pedophile.

thomasonfa

]]> 9:368461:c4741967 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:53:29 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4738057 It's so wrong, and yet.. so right?

EshGW

]]> 9:368461:c4738057 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:49:07 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4737986 Wow, that is very disturbing. No wonder Nintendo did not want the wii to have really good HD graphics...

jitty9

]]> 9:368461:c4737986 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:45:37 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4737620 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! It's like driving by a horrendous car accident. I can't look away.

Yoshirox

]]> 9:368461:c4737620 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:30:41 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4737150 wow, so this is why he ain't gettin any.. the more you know..

damn that bitch Peach.. save her every time. he still no get laid. :(

Akmed

]]> 9:368461:c4737150 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:12:58 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4736888 He looks like he's going to ask me if I want to go into his van for "candy and videogames."

PurpleMonkey

]]> 9:368461:c4736888 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:01:03 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4735528 @KnaveX: i fell for it, who else did?

kw4k

]]> 9:368461:c4735528 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:08:50 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4735034 Yeah . . . this is creepy as hell.

EvoAnubis

]]> 9:368461:c4735034 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:49:11 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4734912 hey, this guy did my plumbing not too long ago

kw4k

]]> 9:368461:c4734912 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:45:14 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4734424 Guys this will make you feel better!!!
[bp1.blogger.com]

KnaveX

]]> 9:368461:c4734424 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:27:55 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4734357 The mustache is killing me

pivot

]]> 9:368461:c4734357 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:25:18 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4733868 @Witzbold: bland.

Jagzthebest

]]> 9:368461:c4733868 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:07:43 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4733500 That's so cool. I can see how it could be creepy, but I'm actually just really impressed with the end result.

kylenalepa

]]> 9:368461:c4733500 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:51:56 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4733005 Looks like Stanley the molester from down the street..

Darksider1972

]]> 9:368461:c4733005 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:34:07 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4732535 He sure doesnt look italian =P

Kimiko

]]> 9:368461:c4732535 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:20:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4731699 @Hugoku: Nobody's complaining about the Wii's lack of 1080p now, are they?

Benjo

]]> 9:368461:c4731699 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:43:59 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4731551 Acceptable Photoshop work (the hat is great, with the shitty silkscreened logo...) but it's missing the mark in a big way: Mario is Italian, not Polish!

Lose the wrinkles and darken stubble, fix the mouth and give the eyes a little more twinkle and you'd have a great CG Mario.

On the other hand, this could form a character in a really creepy euro CG film...

mariospants

]]> 9:368461:c4731551 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:36:54 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4731536 He looks like a creep character from a SquareEnix CG movie. It would be an hilarious cameo. Grunting beneath a sink, fiddling with pipes.

vanderblade

]]> 9:368461:c4731536 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:36:17 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4731227 That sassy grin. That coy glance. Those deep worry wrinkles. Kill it. Kill it now.

This is like the opposite of Captain N...gone even more horribly wrong.

Amnesiac85

]]> 9:368461:c4731227 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:21:22 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730917 I just found my new counterstrike spray.

Hylian

]]> 9:368461:c4730917 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:07:22 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730416 Tell me on this Yoshi doll where the bad Mario Pedo touched you.

Project Thanatos

]]> 9:368461:c4730416 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:40:55 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730390 Yea... I'll stick with Bob Hoskins

Trowble (XBL/PSN)

]]> 9:368461:c4730390 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:39:34 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730353 His eyes look a little blood-shot...

Zeouterlimits

]]> 9:368461:c4730353 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:38:00 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730302 Dear God what did we do? ;;

Mister Adequate

]]> 9:368461:c4730302 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:35:05 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4730273 So he's been using makeup all these years...

Omatic

]]> 9:368461:c4730273 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:33:57 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729981 I can totally see this version of Mario molesting children with his plunger.

Anyhow, I was at a Dave & Busters last week and saw one of those linked-up racing games, and ironically enough it was Mario Kart. Me and my fiancee tryed it out, and it kind of sucked, as not only was I able to easily win, but there was a generic American-voiced announcer that just droned out who was winning and who was spitting out power-ups.

The cool thing about it though? You pick a character, and they take a picture of your face and it becomes your mugshot ingame. Not on the actual kart racer, but when you win or lose, it shows up.

I make a pretty fucking awesome Mario face, I must say. And no, I don't look like Ron Jeremy. In the face. *ba dum crash*

Tyber_Zann

]]> 9:368461:c4729981 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:17:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729972 If I had any... this would be one game character I would NOT let my children play with... Why do I get the feeling if this Mario was real, he'd be at the top of the Megan's Law list? Great job though!

BonkUGood

]]> 9:368461:c4729972 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:16:05 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729815 Next-gen Mario.

Hugoku

]]> 9:368461:c4729815 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:04:20 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729695 Two words, Shot It!

WolfGod

]]> 9:368461:c4729695 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:56:17 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729624 He looks like that kind of strangers, that my mom always used to warn me about when i was little. LOL

neojam

]]> 9:368461:c4729624 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:52:29 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729403 hahahahha

priceless!

Herodito

]]> 9:368461:c4729403 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:35:36 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729219 No wonder the princess lets herself be kidnaped, Bowser is a lot less creepy!

zetopazio

]]> 9:368461:c4729219 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:18:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729217 @crummer: Wow. You bought back a joke that died a year ago. GG.

Jonn

]]> 9:368461:c4729217 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:18:25 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729166 I hope they make one of Kirby!

Gladman

]]> 9:368461:c4729166 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:12:24 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729154 @Cathaoir:

What can I say? It's like The Ring. I have to pass it along, or else I die.

PapaBear434

]]> 9:368461:c4729154 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:11:48 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729045 Anyone else see a bit of Robin Williams in that? That's creepy. I'd have nightmares about it, if I hadn't already been having them from Saw 4. lol. j/k

SOG Cerberus

]]> 9:368461:c4729045 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:52:08 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4729034 If not for his eyes being crazy big, he looks pretty normal. At least, I think so.
Doesn't look like he can rescue the princess much anymore, though.


Channing

]]> 9:368461:c4729034 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:50:02 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728968 That's awesome. The hair is really well detailed.

peAr_nectAr

]]> 9:368461:c4728968 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:36:07 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728880 Nicely done....... now excuse me as i flee in terror and go bleach my eyes!! Thanks alot.

Dizzle

]]> 9:368461:c4728880 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:15:19 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728817 nintendo, please never tape more than two gamecubes together. If you had too much graphical power... I don't want to think about it.

crummer

]]> 9:368461:c4728817 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:58:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728812 Good god that is horrendous! I haven't even had my coffee yet.

Livid

]]> 9:368461:c4728812 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:56:49 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728763 @Figroti: What a dirty sodden thief. What's worse is when you check out his gallery, you see a light year leap (backwards) in both style and skill. Truely laughable :/

Clushje

]]> 9:368461:c4728763 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:40:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728754 That is probably one of the scariest things I've ever seen on this site. Someone has to make a gif out of it now just so Kotaku can use it whenever they make a Nintendo post.

Phlycheez

]]> 9:368461:c4728754 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:37:52 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728740 Its must be it !Nintendo knows as soon as they get HD and put out something like this they are out of the business and in court !

Iberianpower

]]> 9:368461:c4728740 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:32:13 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728738 Actually resembles my landlord.

Karoshi

]]> 9:368461:c4728738 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:30:43 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728729 So that's why Nintendo wouldn't go HD! Its so clear now!

Spamwise14

]]> 9:368461:c4728729 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:24:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728512 That is very scary, but the art is a bit of genius. Looks exactly like the N64 head, but real. The guy does look like the 'real' Mario behind the game. Excellent work.

Andronix

]]> 9:368461:c4728512 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:55:58 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728416 MY EYES!!! THEY"RE MELTING!

juliopalio

]]> 9:368461:c4728416 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:50:32 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728384 Wow, that is extremely freaky and demented... I love it!

lestat730

]]> 9:368461:c4728384 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:37:03 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728370 WHATTHEFUCK!?

I couldn't sleep, so I got out of bed to check Kotaku.
Now I'll never sleep again. Ever.

Thanks alot Luke...

4 8 15 16 23 42

]]> 9:368461:c4728370 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:26:54 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728368 That's so awesome.

NeutralFanboy

]]> 9:368461:c4728368 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:26:29 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728366 Final Smash: "Its a me! REAL MARIO!"

And then everyone flies off the stage from the horror.

Byakko

]]> 9:368461:c4728366 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:24:06 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728365 It's-a me, your worst nightmare!

phicaluk

]]> 9:368461:c4728365 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:22:31 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728352 Creepy. Well done, but creepy.

Just do the same thing for all the Mario characters, and we'll have an excellent sitcom.

Saint Anima

]]> 9:368461:c4728352 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:16:40 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728340 @Snappywave:

Err.. so you're saying Mario was one year old when he starred in Donkey Kong?

I don't think so ;p

Figroti

]]> 9:368461:c4728340 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:09:59 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728336 @Vander: "He looks so.....sad. Maybe he's never actually enjoyed his adventures."

A man couldn't help but be affected by stomping a million Goombas to death.

xot

]]> 9:368461:c4728336 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:09:13 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728330 Awesomely done! really really cool!! i am impressed!

maiky-nisute

]]> 9:368461:c4728330 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:05:44 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728327 Oh. My. God.
What. The. Fuck.

LosMerengues

]]> 9:368461:c4728327 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:04:26 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728322 Very cool but try again. He's younger than that. Probably in his 20's.

Snappywave

]]> 9:368461:c4728322 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:01:11 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728314 Huge eyes are huge.

munkah

]]> 9:368461:c4728314 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:57:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728313 OH DEAR GOD!

It looks like something the villagers attack with pitchforks and flaming torches.

SPni

]]> 9:368461:c4728313 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:57:28 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728309 I'm more creeped out by the fact that it didn't creep me out. It just looks right somehow.

Mainman

]]> 9:368461:c4728309 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:54:24 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728308 @Figroti:

Err.. much, not music. Sorry. >_<

Figroti

]]> 9:368461:c4728308 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:53:52 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728307 That's amazing. It's so utterly creeptastic.

On a side note, in regards to the jackass that's stealing the original artists glory, I say we all make a deviant art account, and call them on it and post the original artists link.

I hate people that try and take credit for something they didn't do, especially when they try to give themselves THIS music credit: [xgalagax.deviantart.com]

I vote mass spam. Anybody with me?

Figroti

]]> 9:368461:c4728307 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:53:19 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728303 OMG! Those eyes!!! and that nose!!!

chip5541

]]> 9:368461:c4728303 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:52:26 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728302 Somebody should make a real-life Yoshi and let the cuteness ensue.

Kritikul

]]> 9:368461:c4728302 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:52:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728296 Eh, this is nothing after the real Haruhi you guys put up a while back.

I still have that bookmarked to scare the crap outta people.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> 9:368461:c4728296 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:47:58 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728274 @PapaBear434: So when I can't sleep tonight because I'm crying and vomiting, I know whose fault it is? Thanks, PapaBear :D

Cathaoir

]]> 9:368461:c4728274 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:33:46 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728261 Wonder what a real Reggie Fils-Aime would look like?

[en.wikipedia.org]

Cruithne

]]> 9:368461:c4728261 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:24:38 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728254 I tipped it! Kotaku posted it!

I feel like a real reporter now.

PapaBear434

]]> 9:368461:c4728254 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:20:54 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728242 Is that Geraldo Rivera's moustache?

Giolon

]]> 9:368461:c4728242 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:11:36 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728238 There's 2girls1cup, and then there's this...

Cathaoir

]]> 9:368461:c4728238 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:10:05 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728231 @Krytha: I think this is revenge for nobody sending Mr. Plunkett a copy of Rock Band. D:

Witzbold

]]> 9:368461:c4728231 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:03:43 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728225 Is it scary because it's scary? Or is it scary because it's firmly situated in the lowest, most horrible part of the uncanny valley?

Yes.

Cathaoir

]]> 9:368461:c4728225 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:59:43 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728223 Actually I like the picture. Yes, the eyes are a bit large. I wonder how big the eyeballs would have to be to have such saucers. But apart from that I don't think it's that creepy.

Nice job.

Arnulf

]]> 9:368461:c4728223 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:58:46 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728212 how is he that old? he's such a youthful(-ish) sprite with a pep in his step, what's with the wrinkles and little gray whiskers?

but yes, destroy it with every weapon known to man so it cannot multiply.

Mikintosh

]]> 9:368461:c4728212 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:51:55 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728210 Totally unnecessary to traumatize your readership. What did we do wrong?

Krytha

]]> 9:368461:c4728210 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:50:00 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728177 Is this why nintendo doesn't go for graphics?

LandMineLandSnake

]]> 9:368461:c4728177 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:31:00 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728176 is that a nose, or is that a tumor?

CookieMasterPunk

]]> 9:368461:c4728176 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:30:59 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728169 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BURN IT WITH FIRE.

Raynre

]]> 9:368461:c4728169 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:25:33 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728165 The ear looks a little greasy, but besides that, I'm surprisingly OK with this. If they do make another life action movie, I'd rather a CG Mario looking like this than have Hollywood use a real life actor.

Dir_en_grey

]]> 9:368461:c4728165 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:23:32 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728163 Oh God please don't make a real life Bowser...

tajash

]]> 9:368461:c4728163 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:22:04 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728160 @Vander: If I looked like that Id be sad too.

Witzbold

]]> 9:368461:c4728160 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:21:16 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728158 @BenignMuffin: "THE GOOMBAS MAN! THEY CAME FROM NO WHERE MAN!"

Balance_In_Life (PSN)

]]> 9:368461:c4728158 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:19:43 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728155 @BenignMuffin: Super Mario Rock-Bottom.

[Dextr]

]]> 9:368461:c4728155 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:18:07 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728147 He looks like he's seen some things we don't wanna see... poor guy.

BenignMuffin

]]> 9:368461:c4728147 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:15:40 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728139 Yeah, I'm going to have to Adblock that image.

Hostile

]]> 9:368461:c4728139 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:13:24 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728135 in b4 real versions of the messed up character models from brawl D:

BlinkinPark182

]]> 9:368461:c4728135 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:11:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728131 "Hey, little boy. Want some candy?"

Nex Antonius

]]> 9:368461:c4728131 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:07:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728128 Its scary and somewhat "charming" at the same time. There needs to be MOAR realistic mario characters! I hereby demand that they be made starting with wario... it NEEEEEEEDS to be done!

jive238

]]> 9:368461:c4728128 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:06:40 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728127 @dexterk03: You're right, I thought the FAQ on the thief's deviantart site was copied from Pixeloo but it was just made up. Which means hopefully it took less time to create the image thus a tutorial can be posted. I'd really love to try something like this. I'd render a 3D Real Link and submit the photo to the girl from this article: [kotaku.com]

UmeShoryu

]]> 9:368461:c4728127 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:06:06 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728126 wow, this has forum signature written all over it.

A_Knothole_Resident

]]> 9:368461:c4728126 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:05:49 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728123 @mishakoz: Yeah... think about Bambi if those proportions were real. No wonder her mother got shot.

Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc

]]> 9:368461:c4728123 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:05:08 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728122 @Witzbold: Please. Never bring up the idea of a real Wario ever again.
kthnxbi.

Teh Emo Penguin

]]> 9:368461:c4728122 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:04:57 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728120 Mario, you sly dog, where have you been all my life?

TheJeanGenie

]]> 9:368461:c4728120 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:04:55 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728119 Jesus, mother of god. It's an abomination. Only one acceptable solution. Fire.

GruntyBalboa

]]> 9:368461:c4728119 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:03:59 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728118 Yikes. He's got "I didn't mean to molest that kid" face.

SeedyROM

]]> 9:368461:c4728118 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:03:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728117 @TheMysteriousStranger: Yeah playing "Virtual Boy Wario Land" was enough to make anyones head explode...Ohhh you meant "wario" just in any game...*just wanted to throw in some nostalgia, *sneak*

Videogamevision

]]> 9:368461:c4728117 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:03:41 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728115 I guess I never really thought of Mario as being that old...a man who has a mustache and wears overalls and a cap has something of an ambiguous age, for me.

This is still pretty impressive, albeit creeptastical.

sirlaitier

]]> 9:368461:c4728115 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:01:00 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728113 That's awesome. For some reason, there seems to be a tinge of Sean Penn to him, or am I just crazy?

mr.dandy

]]> 9:368461:c4728113 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:00:42 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728112 And I thought "Mario Is Missing"-era Luigi was creepy.

ShaggE

]]> 9:368461:c4728112 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:00:17 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728111 so awesome!! good job. good job.

joelface

]]> 9:368461:c4728111 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:00:13 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728107 Children and adults around the world idolize this man?

What the fuck?!

Taco Bell™

]]> 9:368461:c4728107 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:59:58 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728106 @Vander: Hey! how would you feel if after a grueling level you were told "Im sorry Mario but the princess is in the OTHER castle" Theres only so much a simple italian plumber can take!! It was never in his list of duties!!!

Videogamevision

]]> 9:368461:c4728106 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:59:55 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728104 An abomination I tell you!

g8or8de

]]> 9:368461:c4728104 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:57:58 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728101 Ahhh!

Xander

]]> 9:368461:c4728101 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:56:46 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728098 @Vander: He has been chasing after the same princess for 20+ years, and she is still a princess...

Yes, he is sad. =p

The Amazing Exploding-Man

]]> 9:368461:c4728098 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:56:11 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728097 @Witzbold: I assume it would be horrifying enough to make your head explode. Wario already disturbs me enough in a virtual form...

TheMysteriousStranger

]]> 9:368461:c4728097 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:56:01 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728088 Nice, but he looks Frencher than Italian right now.

slomo788

]]> 9:368461:c4728088 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:51:26 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728086 what a good job i havnt seen good photoshop or well real legit photoshop like this in a long time. yes its creepy but i like it.

Allcars

]]> 9:368461:c4728086 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:49:06 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728083 He looks so.....sad.

Maybe he's never actually enjoyed his adventures.

Vander

]]> 9:368461:c4728083 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:48:13 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728082 The eyes are the worts part of the whole picture.

ocalot

]]> 9:368461:c4728082 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:48:07 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728081 What's odd is that they chose to give him stubble... As if the real Mario would shave regularly.

Also. Grey stubble?

blueshoals

]]> 9:368461:c4728081 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:48:04 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728079 Almost picture! I need to upgrade to CS2 now, still running PS 6.0 and 7.0. I kinda have an idea how it was made, but the guy should post a quick tutorial. Apparently it took him 24 hrs to make, wow.

UmeShoryu

]]> 9:368461:c4728079 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:47:31 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728076 some guy on deviant art is apparently passing this off as his own.

[Dextr]

]]> 9:368461:c4728076 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:45:04 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728074 I wonder what the real Wario would look like.

Witzbold

]]> 9:368461:c4728074 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:43:28 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728075 He should do a Real Kirby next

Psychomax

]]> 9:368461:c4728075 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:43:28 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728073 OH MY FUCK!

Crusoe

]]> 9:368461:c4728073 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:43:14 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728070 Im getting tired of seeing mario pictures, art, lego, 3-D side scroler, painting cakes, and anything. how about the real mario protrayed in the super mario bros. movie with real cool Luigi. don't forget the cartoons.

dexterr

]]> 9:368461:c4728070 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:41:56 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728066 Mr. Plunkett my lawyers would like to have a word with you. D:

Witzbold

]]> 9:368461:c4728066 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:41:15 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728065 @ServiceMaster:

"Oh god! He's staring right threw my soul!"

I saw this a few days ago. I <3 Mario but.... I have nightmares now. :(

WillW

]]> 9:368461:c4728065 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:41:04 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728058 Kill it with fire! That's genuinely hideous. Some things were meant to remain cartoon-like.

Thanks for the nightmares, Luke.

alb1221

]]> 9:368461:c4728058 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:39:39 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728057 hmm, wonder how a similar version of peach would turn out...

gnomeoncrack

]]> 9:368461:c4728057 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:39:12 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728056 Its kinda like Disney characters in real life...

mishakoz

]]> 9:368461:c4728056 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:39:04 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728049 Holy shit. That's going to give me nightmares tonight.

dead_red_eyes

]]> 9:368461:c4728049 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:35:47 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728048 @ServiceMaster: He's staring so hard, I can't grammar correct!

ServiceMaster

]]> 9:368461:c4728048 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:35:37 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728047 Mama Mia...
My favorite part is the chin-stubble, it's those little details that really make it.


CitizenTian

]]> 9:368461:c4728047 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:34:56 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728046 With that nose he could put bloodhounds out of business.

Captain Impulse

]]> 9:368461:c4728046 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:34:40 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728045 Nightmares will ensue.

The Amazing Exploding-Man

]]> 9:368461:c4728045 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:34:35 MDT <![CDATA[Real Mario Is Real Creepy]]> http://kotaku.com/368461/real-mario-is-real-creepy#c4728044 Oh god! He's staring right threw my soul!

ServiceMaster

]]> 9:368461:c4728044 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:34:02 MDT