<![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda - Kotaku Comments]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Anyone who hates Jack Black needs 100cc's of Tenacious D, stat!

Comatose Turtle

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Mr.SithNinja: Actually, I can't tell the difference by sniffing. Or drinking.

And yes, I mean that MD is piss, not that I have no sense of smell or taste. ;-)

erlik

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Pack of haters---the lot of you. :D

Immutablyme

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @erlik: Hey, I only fell for the Mountain Dew thing once. Now I sniff before I sip. XD

Mr.SithNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Mr.SithNinja: Wait, so you were *enticed* by the prospect of seeing Bee Movie? Isn't that sort of like a dentist trying to get you come in for a root canal by saying he needs to fill a cavity?

Or a guy who gets you to drink a glass of piss by saying it's Mountain Dew?

erlik

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Modus_Operandi: The rest die from redback spiders, jellyfish and poison dart sea shells.

Australia, even the seashells will not only kill you but chase you half way down the beach to do it. I love this place

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Err, Kuma's alternate outfit?
Also, fuck Chris Farley and Jack Black.


AnthraxJunkie

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Actually, Chris Farley's death is more responsible for Mike Myers being Shrek.

packratshow

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I'd be excited for the DS version at the very least if it wasn't for the fact that VV went brain dead apparently and turned the Bee Movie DS game into one huge fetch quest.

Lijik

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I like kung fu movies, I like pandas, I like animation, I like video games. It sounds like regardless of quality I am destined to experience this, hopefully it doesn't hurt too much.

And how the hell have I missed knowing anything about Forbidden Kingdom! Jackie Chan and Jet Li in a story about the monkey king? The universe has indeed split apart and shown me its secrets. Somebody make that video game.

mouroutaru

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I can't shake the feeling there's something vaguely racist about this whole movie premise.

floppylobster

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> At least nobody expects the DS version to have surround sound.

Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Activision will love to ruin the movie..

Playstation3

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Pombar:

How do you compare Kung Fu Panda with Forbidden Kingdom?? That's like comparing Bambi with Saving Private Ryan. Get it together. Too quick to judge.

@ Farley remark: Jack Black is a huge knock off of Farley, but what the hell you going to do, I personally think that Kevin James is much more of an imitator than Jack. In the end, if they make you laugh, good stuff...but if they don't...off with their heads.

Shabatoge

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> We don't know much about this movie, but the trailer is looking kind of interesting. I'm not going to write this one off just yet... it could be pretty kick ass if done right.

sc0rp10

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Probably won't even see the movie... The Forbidden Kingdom looks far more amusing. And CG Gong Fu is one of the least impressive things ever, even when played for laughs.

Pombar

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Somewhat sadly, I will probably see this movie and rent the game. One of the advisers for the film is an instructor in my martial arts lineage, and I'm curious to see if some of the forms I've learned are shown.

HootieMac: Section 9 Reject

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> "Because Chris Farley is dead"

... Best summary of Jack Black's career I have ever heard.

Ghede

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> What was that Panda called from the Sly cooper series? that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this...

Cpt_Bongwater

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Mr.SithNinja: Sounds like a vague ripoff of Tampopo, the first noodle western.

valuepack

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> What hath Activision wrought?

valuepack

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I saw a test screening of this a couple of months ago. The animation was only about 40% done at the time with the rest in animatics but all of the dialogue and story was done. It was the worst pile of crap I have ever seen. I like some of Jack Black's stuff, but this was just pain bad. it's about a Panda (JB) who's father is a duck (still can't figure that one... no mention of adoption or anything)who owns a noodle restaurant and dreams of one day his only son (a freaking Panda) will one day take it over. Our protagonist panda has other plans. He dreams of becoming a Kung-Fu master. It was just a train wreck of stupidity. If they had told me what the movie was I would have saved an hour and a half of my life and not gone. If I ever see that ass clown that was hading out the passes and hinting to people that it was a screening for The Bee movie to get people to show up, I am whoopin his ASS!!

Mr.SithNinja

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I won't get this, as I'm poor and there's a lot of better stuff to be bought, but I think that main picture looks cool.

I mean, Tekken rip-off!

skrame ☆

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Can't be worse then the last Panda Fighting game. Brutal: Paws of Fur(r)y.

huginn

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> I almost considered giving this a chance, and then you said Jack Black. Dear GOD, I cannot stand that guy. Now I'm going to get out of here before I start to rage.

VioletArrows

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @NotAZombie: It depends on which end falls on you...

Modus_Operandi

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Mike Fahey & Modus_Operandi : Instantly killing them or a slow and painful death?

NotAZombie

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Oh how I miss Farley..

"Its ok Richard, they have a thin candy shell"

"Your brain has a thin candy shell"

Skitzoap

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Mike Fahey: This is true. More people die from Koala bear falling deaths each year than car crashes, plane crashes, and D.B.O.'s (Devoured By Oprah) combined!

Modus_Operandi

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Pandas are not marsupials! You are thinking koalas, also known as Drop Bears in Australian due to their tendency to wait in trees and drop down on people's heads, killing them.

Mike Fahey

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Let us all be glad those days are long gone.

Modus_Operandi

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> 70% of the people who play this will be kids. The other 30% will be achievement whores on the 360.

Modus_Operandi

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> BACK IN MY DAY, BODACIOUS HAD TO DO WITH BODIES
as in
Body+licous = Bodacious

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Apparently crocodiles need spiked armor!
and panda's wear pants!
why do i bother living in a world of armor wearing reptiles and pants wearing marsupials!?!?!?!?

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

]]> <![CDATA[Activision Rides Kung Fu Panda]]> Oh, I'd be willing to GUARANTEE its because Chris Farley is dead. Jack Black's entire career outside of Tenacious D, that is.

DaiMacculate

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