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Pooh, Porn and Coleco Vision

unmarkedone — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:20:47 MDT

@WillW:

ROFL

unmarkedone

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VishusBurn — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:41:50 MDT

@MURDERFACE:
I'd still hit that.. Thats nasty.. but its so hot.

VishusBurn

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RevolutionBlues — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:17:45 MDT

@DaveKap:
Look up sarcasm. Quick now.

RevolutionBlues

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Karoshi — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:49:38 MDT

@DaveKap:

You just don't GET it, do you.

Karoshi

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DaveKap — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:42:05 MDT

I'm pretty sure the entire interview is fake.

What attracts you to a sexual partner?
Those people that take pictures with their car on myspace. Thats sexy.

Only a mentally disabled person would give that kind of answer to that question.

Oh wait... maybe that explains why she wants to have sex with a mentally disabled person. Ahh the pieces are all fitting together now...

DaveKap

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Americo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:08:50 MDT

@Josh*: So someone else did notice as well. :P

Americo

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zongo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:30:08 MDT

It always makes me smile with pleasure when porn girls are someway connected to something I like... besides porn, of course :-)

Here is a fantastic shot of Sasha Grey with Ashley Blue and friends in front of a Punk / Garage records store (another thing I love). They look extra cool.

[www.davenaz.com]

P.S.
Somehow I'm not sure she was entirely joking about the Elmo outfit affair!

zongo

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KenogaBrave — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:53:49 MDT

Triumph says,"She's a great girl.......TO POOP ON!".

KenogaBrave

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joelface — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:36:10 MDT

i am DEFINITELY a sasha grey fan.

as far as im concerned, she's pretty much the new and vastly improved jenna jameson.

joelface

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phalanges — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:43:15 MDT

Sarcasm at it's best. She would be a fun person to hang out with.

phalanges

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xbulletholes — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:34:09 MDT

@PJK: damaged?

anyway, i have a feeling alot of her interview is hyperbole for her own amusement.

xbulletholes

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theTOMSTA666 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:38:26 MDT

Classy Girl

theTOMSTA666

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cleverlymadeup — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:05:52 MDT

for a porn star she actually is pretty smart, there's a video out there where she's talking about what she does and come across as a very smart girl

can't read the article at work but i do know her more out there answers are probly jokes. tho from reading some of her interviews she does enjoy REALLY rough sex and is very submissive but she has to be careful cause she can't show up for work and be all bruised and battered

as for the kissing thing she's said it's an intimate thing, which is kinda funny considering her line of work but i guess there are somethings you like to keep in the home.

i'd look for the video interview i saw of her but well not going to look for it while at work

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adaorardor — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:43:45 MDT

i love her. she's smart, enjoys an interesting array of cultural product, and she's into the sexually abject. and i loved my dads colecovision as a child.

the hustler cover is pretty funny:
"spills the milk
screams for the ream
sucks out the cream".

adaorardor

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NutManIV — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:31:00 MDT

Son of a bitch. She looked so hot until I read the part where she finds shit and piss sexually appealing.

Ugh...

NutManIV

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dechire — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:22:21 MDT

oh god thats hot.

dechire

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zerokoolpsx — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:10:57 MDT

She's hot, but how she tells the other guy, she wants to be punched, that is way out in RIGHT FIELD out of no where. That's her cup of tea. Most of her responses in that interview are sound though.

zerokoolpsx

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rainofwalrus — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:31:50 MDT

I would play ZAXXON with her all day and night.

rainofwalrus

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vfxraven19 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:29:49 MDT

Sasha Grey is cool! :D

vfxraven19

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MURDERFACE — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:18:54 MDT

@VishusBurn: wow that's messed up to quote cleveland from family guy "OHHHHHH that's nasty"

MURDERFACE

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MattGS — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:18:35 MDT

Pissing, pooping, puking and punching? Seriously, is that mainstream pornography? Is that what people find erotic?

Chacun à son goût and such, but come on! Did I miss the memo that said simple one-on-one vaginal coitus has been deemed too ordinary? I suppose I must have a strange fetish considering the obvious norm ...

MattGS

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zoesch — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:17:50 MDT

@futurebiblehero: I love how "genuinely outraged" Tyra is... The four videos from that show are hilarious for all the wrong reasons. She's trying to grandstand every step of the way and of course, all the stories about Tyra Banks being a drunkard and a heavy drug user in the past, just clash with her "holier than thou" attitude.

It's kinda funny and sad at the same time, because Sasha was quite articulate, gave her sound reasons and made some compelling arguments and Tyra was basically grilling her all the way to try to make her argument sound convincing, and she failed... then again, this is the same Tyra Banks that was homeless for a day and thought she understood homeless people.

As the father of a girl, I understand the need to protect them and shelter them, but to me what Tyra does is the worst form of prostitution and abuse there is.

zoesch

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gils0n — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:57:37 MDT

I love Google image search...

gils0n

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futurebiblehero — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:38:40 MDT

Someone give Tyra Banks an Emmy already so she can stop trying to appear important.

futurebiblehero

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exion — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:29:15 MDT

I just read the full interview... She come's across as more intelligent than most porn-actresses... I was literally laughing-out-loud to some of her responses!

Of course this is just one interview which has no doubt been edited no end to make her seem edgy...

all the same, entertaining read.

exion

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Ungruntled — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:51:06 MDT

@Brian Ashcraft: Indeed. I used to go out with a girl who punched me lots. It wasn't sexy, it was quite upsetting really as she was having some kind of breakdown. But I agree that those walls were asking for it.
Having now watched the Tyra interview, I can safely say that Sasha Grey is a total idiot, and not sexy in the slightest. Girls who like to be punched in the stomach, methinks are not too healthy in the brain.
I'd quite like to get back to thinking about gaming now, rather than violent porn.
(Ungruntled leaves, feeling a little gruntled)

Ungruntled

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Modus_Operandi — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:36:00 MDT

1. Likes Elmo
2. Enjoys traveling the HErshey Highway
3. Collects defunct gaming systems and cares about packaging
4. Likes Colecovision (Ladybug FTW!)
5. Took on Tyra Banks, the next generation uber bitch

The perfect women has arrived...

Modus_Operandi

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Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:25:16 MDT

@Ungruntled:
Yeah, punching girls isn't cool. Punching boys isn't cool, either. But punching walls? Very cool.

Brian Ashcraft

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kneehighspy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:23:13 MDT

dee dee dee

(nuff said)

kneehighspy

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Tull — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:21:40 MDT

Well, Sasha is quite the hotness, but I will agree that she does have a major tendency to talk way too loud during her scenes.

Tull

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Tyber_Zann — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:13:39 MDT

2 Girls, 1 Coleco Vision.

Tyber_Zann

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Ungruntled — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:04:05 MDT

@j.howlett: Well, excuse me for not being informed about the kinky habits of pornstars; and not reeeeally being in the environment where I can watch such links at the moment; and forgive me for disapproving of the punching of women.

I don't know about my fellow kotaku-ites, but I'd not punch a woman even if she was begging me to. It's a step too far, in my book, and when the coppers come round the argument that "she was asking for it" is not likely to go down too well.

Personally, I still think anyone who ever says that they would love to punch a woman is a sick mo-fo who needs locking away. Even if the woman likes it. She's obviously troubled too. I'm all up for the kinky shit, but violence is a major no-no. Is that old-fashioned? Christ, I fucking hope not.

Ungruntled

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j.howlett — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:44:42 MDT

@ Ungruntled: maybe he knows who he is talking about and what she likes. watch the tyra link

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Ungruntled — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:16:01 MDT

@Ungruntled: Insert word "features" after the the first mention of "page" and I might even make sense. Retro-console loving pornstars addle my brain. I see now I also messed up the spelling of "reason". I am usually so anal about spelling and grammar too. Mmmmm, anal...

Ungruntled

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Ungruntled — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:13:28 MDT

@Dave Mahoye: This page Arse-fucking Elmo; sex with retards... yet I find your comment about punching women the most offensive thing on this page*. You're not big and you're not clever. Maybe you are just trying to show us all that you are retarded for some reaosn. I hope your testicles go mouldy and rot.

*Along with Malmer's comment, but Malmer is obviously a psycopath.

Ungruntled

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topaz420 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:10:53 MDT

I knew something was up with this chick -- in the movies I've seen with her, she seems disgusted when the guy tries to kiss her.

Fine with me, I'll spit in your mouth if you're into it.

topaz420

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Epic Fail — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:10:01 MDT

Mang, I loves me some Sasha Grey

Epic Fail

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Dave Mahoye — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:59:08 MDT

ah shes the perfect woman isn't she? i love that sasha grey. id love to punch her too.

Dave Mahoye

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Pinhead — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:50:24 MDT

I sure hope that Coleco Vision doesn't make it into any of her... creepier activities. It'd be a shame to soil a good Coleco Vision.

Pinhead

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Josh* — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:44:00 MDT

Maxium risky :p

Josh*

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jfx316 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:29:20 MDT

wow. does this count as watching porn too early in the morning? that wasn't what i was expecting to read when i hit the jump and i'm starting to feel bad for knowing this fact.......

elmo huh.......wow. just....wow.

jfx316

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Para — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:19:00 MDT

Maybe she's interested in a 2 girls 1 cup role. Pretty hot body though.

Para

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rezlow — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:17:57 MDT

The only whore here seems to be of the attention type. I give her a resounding "meh."

rezlow

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chenry — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:49:52 MDT

her stuff's only any good if you mute it. Girl cannot stop talking!

chenry

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JohnnytheFuture — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:21:36 MDT

This girl really runs the gamut. Bravo.

@Malmer: Or, perhaps you could be silenced yourself, after all, trolls are only good for banning.

JohnnytheFuture

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VishusBurn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:19:15 MDT

@JustOneFix:
Wow, you weren't kidding.

Don,t click this link unless you read about what we were talking about/NSFW(or morality) [www.pixhost.org]

VishusBurn

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Demoneyejin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:17:30 MDT

Lmao! Omg. I was not expecting those answers. Shit and piss, especially; she looks like a good looking chick. guess she deserves the finer things in life...

Demoneyejin

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Dude From Dubai — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:14:36 MDT

@Malmer: Banhammer Maybe ??

These people are humans too ...

Dude From Dubai

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JustOneFix — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:00:27 MDT

@Hanmin:
Found it by searching for some of her "work". No I'm not into the whole pissing thing, but I had to see it because it was Sasha.

JustOneFix

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Witzbold — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:47:34 MDT

@Malmer: Bad commenting.

Witzbold

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Hanmin — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:45:04 MDT

@JustOneFix

You look up people drinking their own piss? Or did you just happen to stumble across this "porno piss" by accident =p

Hanmin

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Malmer — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:40:14 MDT

Who really cares what a sluts has to say. She needs to shut up and show her vagina, it's really all pornstars ar good for.

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JustOneFix — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:39:59 MDT

I've seen a video of her drinkin her own piss.. this girl will probably do anything... and shes pretty fucking hot as well. Was shocked to see her on Kotaku.. this site never ceases to amaze.

JustOneFix

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VishusBurn — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:27:31 MDT

@GOD:
I second that.

VishusBurn

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coin_operated_boy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:27:23 MDT

@x999x:

hahaha no shit. there's hardly any such thing as gentlemen or ladies anymore. oh well, we live in an age of fecal, handicapped, elmo costumed enlightenment!

coin_operated_boy

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DrunkenTrom — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:25:23 MDT

@DiscipleofJamzy: The Coleco Vision was my first console and one of the best things about it was that they made an adapter that plugged into the front of it that allowed you to play Atari 2600 games as well as use 2600 controllers too. The system also had Donkey Kong as a pack in. Overall the Coleco Vision was full of win IMO.

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BornToFlail — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:18:34 MDT

What a classy lady!

BornToFlail

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kylo4 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:09:08 MDT

Are you sure it's not actually a typo and it was meant to say, "Colon Vision Sex Toy. It's still in the box." Either way, she is smokin'.

kylo4

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x999x — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:03:10 MDT

And they wonder why chivalry is dead?

x999x

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WillW — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:00:16 MDT

She's hot. Rock on, get that change. ;-)

WillW

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PJK — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:51:51 MDT

Girls damaged, nobody gets that fucked up that young unless you've had some serious experiences somewhere. Shes need to be in therapy talking it out, then she can go back to donkey punching down syndrome elmos while wearing a strap on.

PJK

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Pornosaur — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:19:41 MDT

For all "sharp knees" types wanting to fire a warning shot over the bow, she does have hairy forearms. Knowing is half the battle.

Pornosaur

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k3nji — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:15:34 MDT

@Puff: Me too. That interview is quite disturbing. Time to wipe my memory cartridge with beer :D

k3nji

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Puff — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:03:28 MDT

I'm scared of this woman

Puff

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Mikey G — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:03:28 MDT

You know whats strange. When I first read that headline "Pooh, Porn and Coleco vision" my mind shot straight into Winnie the Pooh...I dunno' why...damn you Kingdom Hearts.

Mikey G

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carbonelli — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:03:19 MDT

i love her in so many ways...

she likes Merzbow too. that was enough for me... but THIS? this is too much.

carbonelli

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Pornosaur — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:00:54 MDT

virgin colecovison

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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:57:48 MDT

@ContinentalOp: am i the only one who actually had that come to mind before the jump?
is it weird that thats usually what comes to mind before the jump?

lol jk =D....seriously >.>

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

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XbhaskarX — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:55:15 MDT

I must really be a nerd considering I'm most interested in the Werner Herzog connection.

XbhaskarX

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ContinentalOp — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:35:25 MDT

If someone had told me to guess what came after the jump, I'm pretty sure I never would have arrived at "get fucked in the ass with my Elmo outfit on" even if they gave me a million tries.

ContinentalOp

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method47 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:29:16 MDT

I'll say shes loud. She doesn't shut up.

Oh wait, this isn't the youtube comment section..

Video games, yea.

method47

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Gunloc — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:28:08 MDT

Does taking pictures dressed up in 80's clothes next to any random old car i can find count as sexy? Please say yes Sasha cause I'vr been doing that for awhile and I think it makes me "special".

Gunloc

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Cirno — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:27:04 MDT

If you follow the interview link you learn that the best thing she did last year, in her opinion, was make salsa with a day laborer.

"Can you say authentic?"

Cirno

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Hemlock — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:24:39 MDT

Somehow, I don't believe that she cares about Colecovision.

Hemlock

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Dannon — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:23:39 MDT

@GOD: Hey, if she's good enouhgh for GOD then she's good enough for me, here I was thinking GOD didn't want us to have sexual relations until married and puking and shitting on people I thought we're classed as depraved acts by him, I have a whole new outlook on life now. I think it's time for a blood orgy! (To the none South Park watching audience here, please disregard that last comment)

Dannon

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BOMxAgonyxScenex — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:22:21 MDT

wow lol this girl is freaky and kinky in all the wrong ways lol

she honestly gets turned on by the though of having sex with a mentally retarded person...thats a new one haha

BOMxAgonyxScenex

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stickfodder — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:22:13 MDT

@Trencher: and does she want to do that with "special People"?

stickfodder

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Thorax — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:22:11 MDT

She's a porn star, so she's probably built up an immunity to regular sex, so it has to be waaaaay out there for her to even consider it "sex."

Missionary is probably like a hug to her.

Thorax

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NKato — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:21:41 MDT

My brain needs bleach now.

NKato

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Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:21:17 MDT

god damn, good on her. she makes fucktons of money, found a career she enjoys, looks absolutely gorgeous and i really only hope she got that way by healthy means.

AND she has a coleco vision

Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.

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Mikey G — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:19:31 MDT

Wow, sex with "special people"...what will they think of next.

Mikey G

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DiscipleofJamzy — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:18:26 MDT

Sasha Grey is MAXIMUM maximum risky. Though I suspect all her answers in this interview of stock porn star questions she made up to entertain herself. I'm sure these interviews get old otherwise.

And the Atari 2600 is the ultimate porn console anyway.

DiscipleofJamzy

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Taco Bell™ — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:17:38 MDT

I was almost thrown off with the answers to the last two questions, but I'm still quite freaked out about this Coleco Vision that's "still in the box".

Taco Bell™

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Trencher — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:15:37 MDT

Now the question is, does she want to shit and piss while being fucked in her Elmo outfit... or were all those happening seperatly.. hmmmm

Trencher

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Korbei — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:14:28 MDT

Wow.. Just... Just wow...

...I didnt even know Coleco Vision still existed in the box. Wow..

Korbei

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GOD — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:13:29 MDT

My kind of girl!

GOD

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大漢中 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:13:02 MDT

Need more tentacles.

大漢中

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Furious_Liver — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:12:59 MDT

I was expecting the next two questions to have at least SOMETHING to do with video games. XD

Then again, Elmo has had his fair share of games. I recall playing this PS1 Sesame Street game and.....err.......

..................

I've said too much. Goodnight!

Furious_Liver

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JamesR87 — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:12:24 MDT

LOL, that has to be the best interview ever?

Elmo? Special people? Coleco Visions? ... Awesome.

JamesR87

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Natpalm — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:12:00 MDT

Did she just say she wants sex with mentally handicapped people? Hmm.

Natpalm

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Morberis — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:10:40 MDT

She has an Elmo outfit too?!!

Morberis