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Real Zelda Looking For Real Link, Real Love

SibaniSimpson — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:29:31 MDT

@KDash31987:
Comment on Real Zelda Looking For Real Link, Real Love Hello! In a post you said that you knew the girl dressed up as Zelda. http://kotaku.com/363874/real-zelda-looking-for-real-link-real-love?cpage=2# viewcomments Do you by any chance have her email or know of any other way of contacting her? I will make it clear that I have no intention of making fun of her and don't understand why others should either. I feel sympathy for her and want to know her better. Any help would be appreciated :) Thanks in advance

SibaniSimpson

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SibaniSimpson — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:24:18 MDT

@Foggynotion:
Comment on Real Zelda Looking For Real Link, Real Love Just a general question concerning your post on the Zelda girl http://kotaku.com/363874/real-zelda-looking-for-real-link-real-love How did you post your answer to her? Or was it just a joke? Because I can't see any option/mail-address on the craigslist site

SibaniSimpson

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deltransmission — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:27:56 MDT

she should get with this guy... [www.craigslist.org]

deltransmission

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deltransmission — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:22:11 MDT

she should get together with this guy... [www.craigslist.org]

deltransmission

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SuperMekman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:44:00 MDT

"scandalous" :P

SuperMekman

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zerojad — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:19:59 MST

Damn, i can't... maybe dyed my hair, put some green contacts and have some skin weeping. xD

zerojad

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Mlata — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:22:31 MST

*jumps right into his green lather pants*

Mlata

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EmeraldDragon — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:25:14 MST

While I think she is being a bit specific, she's not really asking for anything extordenary. Every girl dreams of a guy who is handsom and strong and will slay dragons for them...and never ruins the moment by trying to talk.

EmeraldDragon

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Zen Grenadier — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:36:32 MST

Ah, white girls. They always make my day better with their sun-kissed hair and their deep blue eyes like pools of water, whirlpools that suck my soul from my breafhless body, that milky skin that's soft to the touch with every ounce of my body being held against it, that sweet frame comparable to being covered in a midsummers twilighf....

Wait. What was I talking about again?

Zen Grenadier

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L_K_M — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:48:35 MST

@teknohed: Really? That's what this means? I was wondering about it...

L_K_M

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TrevWolf — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:40:32 MST

Oh, she can totally trade my Cucoo for a Blue Chicken for a Odd Mushroom for a potion for a Poachers Saw for a Broken Goron Sword for a prescription card for a Eyeball Frog for Eyedrops for a Claim Check for the Biggorons Sword. Sexy.

TrevWolf

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MURDERFACE — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:56:19 MST

@Infradead: LOL ZING!!!!!!!!

MURDERFACE

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MURDERFACE — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:55:47 MST

she asked for respect?..............damn i guess iam done writing this comment then.

MURDERFACE

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Kojiro — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:12:43 MST

@Marusame: too bad pikminlink is -female-.

Kojiro

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KDash31987 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:29:49 MST

I actually know this girl. She's actually pretty nice, you know. We used to talk a bit a few months ago. I don't know whether I should show her this or not, though...

KDash31987

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teraphony — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:26:42 MST

Told this to my friend, and she exclaims "I hope Link had a vasectomy!"

teraphony

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rennyf77 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:05:17 MST

wait, wait, wait....which link is she interested in? wind waker link or twilight princess link?

rennyf77

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teknohed — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:51:47 MST

Is anybody else uncomfortable with the "respect for European cultures thing?" Take out the direct references to Link and Zelda and this your classic thinly veiled white supremacist pick up post...

teknohed

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Infradead — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:05:07 MST

I'd like to show her my Deku Nuts.
She makes my Deku Stick hot.
I'd like to plunge my master sword into THAT time stone.
...
I've got millions of these.

Infradead

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Vampyro — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:25:37 MST

Dearest Princess Zelda,

I am forever in glee to have stumbled upon your letter, whilst in search for a piece of the TriForce I had previously lost in a Yahoo Poker match, two weeks prior. You see, I had a sure-win hand and was low on rupees, and well....you can fill in the blanks.

However, in my search I have found something far more more beautiful than I could have ever imagined. A lass with locks as golden as the Peahat, and a complexion that of a Gibdo. Lips like Ganon and a bottom that would make the Digdogger blush. Darling, my wooden sword is yearning for a chance to trim your burning bush and see what treasures lie within. Perhaps you could even blow my warp whistle and take our relationship to a whole new level.

I know this sounds a bit forward, but I am currently saving my rupees for a blue ring to ask for your hand in marriage. I know it's not the red ring like you might be looking for, but slaying monsters doesn't pay what it used to. I hope you can find it within your heart container to accept this as a token of my love and eagerly await your response.

I have included a picture as to what my everyday attire is comprised of. I hope it suits your rather open-minded tastes.

Forever yours waiting,
Link

Vampyro

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Vampyro — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:22:45 MST

Dearest Princess Zelda,

I have included a picture as to what my everyday attire is comprised of. I hope it suits your rather open-minded tastes.

Forever yours waiting,
Link

Vampyro

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protoman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:44:19 MST

@Danarcho: Haha, oh man. More funny that it should of been.

Where do we post if we're looking for girls who look like Baiken?
One arm or no deal.

protoman

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Stueymon — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:01:12 MST

she looks more like one of the fairy things that come out of ponds in ocarina of time.. if you catch my drift

Stueymon

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cybereality — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:51:27 MST

And yet we have to take lip from a bunch of feminists calling guy gamers immature?

cybereality

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Mr.SithNinja — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:18:53 MST

@DankPanties: You are a disgusting and worthless piece of trash. Hope you enjoy your visit to Banhammer land.

Mr.SithNinja

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Kamizzle — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:04:14 MST

She's kinda cute, too bad I look more like a mix of Kane & Lynch O_o

Kamizzle

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Mr.SithNinja — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:36:22 MST

So she wants a dude who looks like a chick?

Mr.SithNinja

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Iceman B. — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:15:47 MST

"I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture."

All these demands from a girl in DENVER?

Iceman B.

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Hibikino — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:02:09 MST

I have a suggestion...

Hibikino

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jacksinn — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:01:44 MST

Ganon can keep her.

jacksinn

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disavian — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:00:20 MST

@vanderblade: A very amusing comment, sir :) I used the term "cosplayer" somewhat incorrectly there, I think. I meant "I have this relevant costume and wore it to Dragon*Con and on Halloween."

And sadly, I need these glasses to see. Maybe I'll invest in some contacts by D*Con 2008. Even with them, the Link costume draws out the fangirls like few other things. (As opposed to a Jedi costume, for example)

disavian

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AsWater — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:02:27 MST

I found her lovers....

[www.dsfanboy.com]

AsWater

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little_dragon — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:57:03 MST

@Spallywag: Oh, so you're a commie?

little_dragon

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yuoma — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:56:17 MST

her ideal man will go through a lot of hoops to find her, then never do her.

yuoma

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Witzbold — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:54:36 MST

@phrequency: I find the one in blue highly attractive.

Witzbold

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coconutdelight — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:53:16 MST

'well excuuuuse me, princess'

coconutdelight

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brandonf — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:52:52 MST

"So much losers."

brandonf

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zerokenta — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:51:22 MST

no way, she does not look like zelda, those ears are FAKE. i look like link, but i am NOT going out with a fake elf. screw you!

zerokenta

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fuchikoma — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:22:49 MST

I'd suggest PikminLink, but she doesn't really fit the "guy" description. The "looks like Link" she has down pat!

fuchikoma

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phrequency — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:46:33 MST

her partner(s) have been found!!

[www.joystiq.com]

phrequency

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eug_is_huge — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:36:15 MST

If a white guy can play Goku then she looks like Zelda

eug_is_huge

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Jenstar — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:22:10 MST

How hard is it to find a dude who has light eyes, blonde hair and likes the Zelda franchise...please ~_~

Jenstar

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Marusame — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:11:40 MST

This is the best cosplayer out there for link.

[www.pikminlink.com]

Marusame

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Sabash — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:02:35 MST

@disavian: And that is exactly the kind of romantic sentiment I am sure she is yearning for.

Sabash

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radink360 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:59:28 MST

She's cute. Big rack and all.

too bad she's probably not the actual person. You would actually get the 700lb version :)

radink360

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Derigor — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:49:44 MST

"I am a gurl and blonde therefore I am zelda"

huh? really?

Derigor

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Amaryllis — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:40:16 MST

What a self important bitch. I wouldnt date her if you paid me, let alone go on an adventure to save her every financial year.

Amaryllis

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Anarchist_Gamer — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:38:09 MST

@disavian: I don't want to sound insulting, so take this with a grain of salt: you look more like a creepy cousin of link, you know, like the one who tries to get Zelda when she's drunk and can't tell the difference. It's just, did Link wear glasses? Not counting some kind of power-up to help him see through walls.

This girl is probably a little crazy, but then, what otaku wouldn't eat that right up?

Anarchist_Gamer

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disavian — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:32:59 MST

I'd seriously hit this like the fist of an angry god. Bonus: I'm a Link cosplayer. (proof here)

disavian

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Sullyville — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:32:13 MST

Basically she's looking for Tyler from
Hanson, circa ten years ago.

Sullyville

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Project Thanatos — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:31:53 MST

She's cute... deluded... but cute.

Project Thanatos

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baked ham — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:19:43 MST

@Foggynotion: HAHAHAHA. Tingle costume. That's rich.

baked ham

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Ryu Kazama — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:18:23 MST

If she looks like Zelda then I look like....who's a stud every girl wants? Umm.....Mario!

Ryu Kazama

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Tei — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:21:06 MST

romantic, not classic (classic will be a juliet searching for romeo) but romantic.

Tei

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relax_guy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:56:31 MST

didn't an episode of tales from the crypt start like this?

BEWARE!

relax_guy

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bluesquareapple — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:40:33 MST

I want to make the comment in my head, but I'm staying away from this one.

bluesquareapple

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Spallywag — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:35:05 MST

@little_dragon: Hey! I do not vote Socialist!

Spallywag

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SuperMekman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:32:31 MST

"Barf!" (Geeks free lunch apparently...) Nintendo has mastered it's devices and inventions so "keenly" that it can transform ANYONE into a pathetic nerd. Amazing technology the Wii happens to be. :P

SuperMekman

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Philudo — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:32:13 MST

yeah....wow.

Philudo

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TRT-X — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:30:22 MST

@jBat17: Good luck with that. I've been trying to find a Peach look alike for the last 10 years. But just when I think I've found that Ms. Right...turns out she's in another castle.

TRT-X

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SchoolBusDriver — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:31:59 MST

Alot of people say I look like Ganon, so I'll break into her bedroom at night and kidnap her. Then I'll tease the guy who looks like link and make him chase me through a series of Islands in the pacific south west ...

SchoolBusDriver

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DankPanties — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:30:54 MST

I hope this bitch gets raped by some Ganon look alike.

DankPanties

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EvoAnubis — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:28:59 MST

You guys just found out about this? I was laughing at this over a month ago.

EvoAnubis

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The Dark Defender — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:16:29 MST

@Sniper_Zegai:

But..BUT she'll report you TO THE AUTHORITIES!

The Dark Defender

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lucasreis — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:14:25 MST

@blacksamurai87:

Have you EVER heard of Carl Johnson?

lucasreis

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Sniper_Zegai — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:10:44 MST

Sending picture of my ass now....

Sniper_Zegai

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lucasreis — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:01:34 MST

This girl is seriously high on crack.

lucasreis

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L_K_M — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:37:20 MST

@Demolition Debbie: How can you say she doesn't look like Zelda? EVEN HER EARS MATCH ZELDA'S! It's creepy. I've never seen such ears on a human before!

L_K_M

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The Dark Defender — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:35:52 MST

God I LOVE the 21st century!

The Dark Defender

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Quine — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:42:57 MST

@blacksamurai87: Barret is close at least. Maybe you can find your Aerith? :P

Quine

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little_dragon — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:39:25 MST

Give the girl a break. If she thinks that she looks like Zelda, then she looks like Zelda. And if she's looking for her Link, let her do that.

She's not the most beautifull girl in the world, but she's not exactly ugly either. Ok, so she's probably a bit nuts. So what?

I am a bit puzzled by the whole "european culture" thing. What does she mean by that? Drink and smoke a lot, look at pictures of nude women, vote socialist and feel smuggly superior to americans?

little_dragon

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FelicioLostHorizonPT — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:25:44 MST

I think its sad all this extreme geekness.

FelicioLostHorizonPT

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Muisee — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:05:13 MST

@Rebelphoenix83:

I assume you are talking about the first game but you are still wrong(ish). In the game booklet it was a light brown color, but in the actual game it appeared redish because of how poor the graphics were, blured and what not.

[en.wikipedia.org]

Muisee

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baysideSxoc — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:51:50 MST

"But please have respect"

You are wearing sodding ZELDA ears for gods sake!!

baysideSxoc

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manabu — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:45:41 MST

how about CD-I Link, I can do the hand motions and develop urge to bomb dodongos!

manabu

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WillW — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:36:01 MST

Get a net.

WillW

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Han Daimond — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:35:18 MST

DO NOT WANT

Han Daimond

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torsoboy — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:24:43 MST

@BOMxAgonyxScenex: Internet Rule #3: Don't post anything you wouldn't want the entire world to see.

torsoboy

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System_Zero — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:15:22 MST

This falls under the "sorta Want" section. Part me is like o.O, while the other is saying "Eh, could be fun"

Someone cue Robin Williams and the gorilla.

System_Zero

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Rebelphoenix83 — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:14:15 MST

@Covert_Knight: RED! His hair was RED damn it!

Rebelphoenix83

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MelodyKitn — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:51:52 MST

"Well excuuuuuse me, Princess."

MelodyKitn

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Malmer — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:33:50 MST

Looks like Zelda? I'd hate to break her heart but...

@multimoog: =D

Malmer

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OtakuboyT — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:33:01 MST

Does "Missing Link" count?

OtakuboyT

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poopdeedoo — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:30:26 MST

this chick is a fruit , and her link equivelent is even fruiter , good luck girl !! And what does she mean by european culture ? is really all that diffrent , that one would find it hard to execpt ? This chick must have been one of cypruss hills groupies back in the day , insane and got no brain.

poopdeedoo

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MurderSimulator — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:29:50 MST

@multimoog: I LOVE IT

MurderSimulator

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Fyren — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:01:55 MST

She wants zelda+link secks.

More power to her, although I don't know why but I have an urge to punch something..

Fyren

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Gunloc — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:00:52 MST

What no love for Ganondorf? Sexyness like his is only born every thousand years! All hail Pimp Master Ganon chicka chicka yea ;)

Gunloc

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Moonchilde — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:00:14 MST

@Covert_Knight: Ha! Thats awesome.

Moonchilde

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Moonchilde — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:59:30 MST

I find the Denver craigslist MC Hammer pants ad on the same page totally owns this. I mean, MC Hammer pants. What more do you want? You could fit 50 Zeldas in those! And what is one Zelda in the shadow of 50?

Moonchilde

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hrabbit — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:48:41 MST

@GoKeithGo:
ahaha XD

hrabbit

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SuperMaxZero — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:37:18 MST

@jBat17:

My brother looks kind of like Luigi, if you want a wingman...

SuperMaxZero

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Covert_Knight — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:36:52 MST

"Dear Zelda, I am the true Link, however based on what you ask of me, I cannot fulfill your requirements despite being the real Link. I cannot take a picture of my face too well because while my camera is 8 megapixels, my face is only 8 bits. Also, my hair is not originally blond, it is a light brown. I'm also mute in real life, which would make getting along difficult. The only requirement I do meet is being below 30, as I am 21 approaching 22."

^ Send that with a picture of link from the first zelda.

Covert_Knight

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jBat17 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:28:08 MST

i look like mario. short. fat. sports a mustache. i'm looking for a chick who looks like peach.

jBat17

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NathanX — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:25:36 MST

@Rebelphoenix83: This is true.

NathanX

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WolfGod — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:17:41 MST

Too bad I'm cel shaded.

WolfGod

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Exia — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:10:45 MST

@okenny :): LOL nice. I don't think she looks like Zelda.. at all.

Exia

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JibbyJam — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:10:27 MST

I don't know what to do.
All of my life I've been kidnapping Link look-alikes and keeping them in my basement, feeding them jelly and milk and forcing them to find keys to navigate my basement dungeons. I could release one of my Links and send him to her, but gosh I've just grown so attached to all the little buggers.

JibbyJam

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blacksamurai87 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:07:46 MST

I'll go out with you. Not.

Too bad there are no black main characters to any video game stories.

blacksamurai87

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Losbullitt — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:03:41 MST

Waiting for an SNL skit - *** in a triforce.

Losbullitt

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:02:46 MST

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: No offence meant to any single girl gamers and/or Jezebel readers reading this.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:02:13 MST

@Otaconnachos: Same thing.

Yay for internet women! Taken, hideous or crazy, pick one!

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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MadHatter26 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:54:26 MST

Huh... funny that. I thought she looked familiar. I've seen this chick at NDK in Denver at least two years now.

MadHatter26
Think more. Drink more. Tea.

MadHatter26

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Muisee — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:52:01 MST

@peAr_nectAr:

You shut your dirty mouth!

Link has always been a ladies man, he has been stringing the same chick along for 20 years.

Muisee

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Rebelphoenix83 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:50:13 MST

Link was originally a redhead. Obviously she's not a huge fan of the zelda series.

Rebelphoenix83

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Virgil Tibbs — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:43:42 MST

she did not mention sodomy

Virgil Tibbs

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Knight-Zero — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:40:41 MST

they don't look anything alike :(

Knight-Zero

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DARTH_TIGRIS — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:40:37 MST

Well darn. I don't have any head shots, I'm not white with blonde hair, know very little about whatever European culture is and I'm over 30. I guess I'm the real loser here ...

...

... yeah. Me.

DARTH_TIGRIS

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Otaconnachos — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:39:57 MST

Would a peter pan lookalike be good enough?

Otaconnachos

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Pulis — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:37:37 MST

Splines, It probably already has.

Pulis

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Erwin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:37:22 MST

@Nexus6: Yeah, but he thought he looked like Goku.
Apparently, mirrors went up in price.

Erwin

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Beyene — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:36:06 MST

@iki-son:
Thats what I thought at first. Could be...
@Kikouken:
That was pretty funny.

Beyene

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Naelok — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:35:47 MST

Best post ever.

Naelok

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PadreScout — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:35:43 MST

What a shallow woman. I'm sure she will get a super guy, you know, going off this thing strictly concerned with looks.

... I'd apply but I look more like Brad Pitt (read: Micheal Moore :D ) so you know. I don't fit her template of shallow.

PadreScout

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peAr nectAr — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:35:38 MST

Wait, Link's not gay?!

peAr nectAr

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Kiwi Kamikaze — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:32:34 MST

You're making the women look bad.

Kiwi Kamikaze

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Nexus6 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:32:09 MST

@Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB: LOL more like a GTA IV character.

Nexus6

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splines — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:30:50 MST

Wait till this one hits 4chan.

splines

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Quilt — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:27:39 MST

@AntiZERO: Hmmmm, if she's looking for romantic and mature, wouldn't her criteria automatically discount anyone mature? Seriously, how mature can a guy who dresses up like Link really be?

Quilt

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Pulis — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:27:30 MST

I actually have a pic of myself dressed up as kid link but if I give it to anyone who isn't in my circle of friends, I'm afraid I'll become an internet meme and have to hide myself in my room for the rest of my life.

Pulis

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Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:27:01 MST

This guy thinks he looks like Goku:
[cache.kotaku.com]
Maybe they should hook up.

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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Bruticus — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:26:40 MST

Midna was way hotter and Link was looking for an exotic change of pace.
Craigslist...the last refuge of last week's baggage.

Bruticus

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collinc — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:24:32 MST

Now where's my Samus? Cause I look a whole lot like Ridley...

collinc

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Wookiee1 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:23:20 MST

Is it any wonder the media paints craiglist as a haven for freaks?

Wookiee1

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AntiZERØ — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:22:51 MST

I know a guy who looks good as a link, got the old Link costume, Blonde, etc. But I don't know. She said romantic and mature right (sorry Colin, burn)

As for me, I'd like to think I'm a chivalry, old school gentleman (In a world of rap/pop likely disrespectful assholes, also: see "Arrested Development") who prefers to be silent among others (mostly); but I also look like M. Night with glasses, or so I'm told... Oh, I did attempt to build a Master Sword/Hylian Shield, The sword was never finished and the shield doesn't contain anything LoZ-ese (but it's at least reflective with a thick layer of Aluminum Foil tape and top layer of clear floral plastic :)

@Scazza: hey no guts, no glory

AntiZERØ

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Pulis — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:22:40 MST

I actually have a picture of myself in link clothing as a joke but if I post it anywhere I might be turned into an internet meme.

Pulis

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TOCATL — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:22:13 MST

@iki-son: Yeap that sound like a good chance...

TOCATL

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Defenestrated — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:21:12 MST

Creeeeeeepy....

Defenestrated

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GoKeithGo — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:21:09 MST

Maybe she needs to meet this guy:
[kotaku.com]

GoKeithGo

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iki-son — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:19:21 MST

It's from gaygamer..THE CHICKS A DUDE!!!!!

iki-son

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TOCATL — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:18:46 MST

To bad i look more like ganodorf than link XD...

TOCATL

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Quilt — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:14:05 MST

I was looking through shared rooms, and came across a desperate 18 year old pregnant girl who was willing to give up her body for a bed.

This is light-hearted fun compared to some of the crazy stuff that shows up on Craigslist.

Quilt

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idkmybffgreg — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:12:53 MST

Looks more like Sarah Michelle Gelda.

idkmybffgreg

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tshack — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:10:41 MST

Hay guyz I luk lkie lik but link nevvver toches zalda in teh gmaes so I cudn't tuch her

tshack

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Wolfers — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:09:59 MST

Gee, that sounds like a great relationship. Always having to chase after her when ganon steals her away.

Wolfers

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red_queen — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:09:56 MST

What the hell? This has to be the most iconic example of there being something really, really wrong with the human race...

"Ah, personality? Job? Criminal record? Say what? No no, he just needs to look like Link."

Stupid whore.

...imagine the children of her and the guy dumb enough to answer this ad...

*shudders*

red_queen

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yoshinatsu — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:07:57 MST

XD XD XD She's pathetic!!

yoshinatsu

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Scazza — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:06:50 MST

Some people are mean, she looks pretty nice, and if shes legit, it takes a lot of guts to put urself out on the web like that in desperation. Either that, or some border line psychosis.

Scazza

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Kikouken — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:06:39 MST

I'm dead serious when I say this woman is retarded.
Watch out Link look alikes. IF YOU GET HER PREGNANT, END IT WITH A FALCON PUNCH!
I'm just saying though. Watch your freaking back, this woman is nuts.

Kikouken

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Beyene — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:05:28 MST

Well I can Blonde my Fro and put contacts in.
Black Zelda is here!
Bleaching of the skin with not happen...

Beyene

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el bryanto — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:04:15 MST

@Foggynotion: LOL @ the best comment on this thread.

el bryanto

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Anemone — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:02:22 MST

@Gouki4u: That's worse than shallow! You can do something about your weight, ugly is for-fucking-ever!

Anemone

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odyeiop — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:00:55 MST

Methinks her triforce of wisdom is broken

odyeiop

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Gen16Snes — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:00:09 MST

@Gen16Snes: n/m it said and below, probally still too young for her anyways.

Gen16Snes

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Gouki4u — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:59:34 MST

She's not a body girl. At least she's not shallow amirite?

Gouki4u

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DaiMacculate — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:59:18 MST

@Gen16Snes: "Please only guys 30 and below."

So no time traveling required. Again, I call upon those of you who may resemble that green-clad elf to undertake this noble quest and tell us all about it!

DaiMacculate

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Anemone — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:59:05 MST

I dono I think it's cool that she's trying to find a Link, if my hair didn't curl when longer and I weren't already taken I probably wouldn't anyway... since it's craigslist and I would likely end up stabbed for my GBASP and kidneys. All the same, what's not to love about an attractive woman who enjoys videogames, possibly a bit more than most males. Then again, I don't think that most guys would expect any sort of a reply from a posting looking for a girl similar to Aerith.

Anemone

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Gen16Snes — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:57:26 MST

"Please only guys 30" Well shoot now I need to find the Master Sword and use it to go 7 years into the future like in Ocarina of Time...Wait a minute then she would be 7 years older. You win this round Zelda....

Gen16Snes

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Nex Antonius — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:57:01 MST

But is she hotter than Alyx Vance?!

Nex Antonius

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phrequency — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:56:48 MST

i didn't see an email address on that ad...

and i think we need a gannondorf face look-a-like contest... and send all the entries to her.

phrequency

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Heliophage — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:56:25 MST

I'll show her what I can do with my Triforce of Courage if she lets me play the Song of Time on her ocarina.

@Ken:

I can think of a few Midna-riding-me and Hookshot jokes, too. Tasteless, all, but they exist.

Heliophage

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King Seafoam — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:56:06 MST

Show me a girl who looks like' Peach & lookn' for a guy who looks like Mario- THEN I may have a shot. hahaha jk.

King Seafoam

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Guild_Navigator — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:55:48 MST

This is just sad.....

Guild_Navigator

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Tyle-Shananigin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:53:08 MST

Kinda hard to tell if she's hot or not.
T~S
www.kotakuite.com

Tyle-Shananigin

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ctzanderman — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:51:22 MST

I'd hit it like the fist of God.

ctzanderman

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Nayl — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:51:14 MST

Nice tits, shame about the face.

Nayl

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bigbake — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:50:34 MST

@multimoog: lmao@cheez: that was too easy

bigbake

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TinyLightning — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:50:19 MST

hmmm...i'm more interested how the sex would be...and how well do those elf ears stay on?

TinyLightning

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DaiMacculate — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:49:47 MST

Also, if a Kotakuite manages to answer this ad sucessfully, I don't think its out of line for us to collectively demand photos/info! ;)

DaiMacculate

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2NinjasTapedTogether — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:49:43 MST

I'm gonna reuse the comment I made in the "Real K.K. Slider" post...

"That's the most amazing and cute dog I think I've ever seen ever in all of... everdom.

I want one. How much?"

2NinjasTapedTogether

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anime10121 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:48:53 MST

@multimoog: epic!
on topic: Poor poor thing :P

anime10121

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Sandbox_Emperor — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:47:30 MST

I don't think she looks anything like Zelda O.o

a dress and pointy ears doesn't make the apparence :S

Sandbox_Emperor

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indigo — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:46:43 MST

@Lain01001: it'd be interesting if kotaku got more involved and posted the best links for this gal. Ha ha ha... yeah.

indigo

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Taco Bell™ — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:46:21 MST

Hmm. I like this, but I hate certain things that happen to involve certain involved parties.

Taco Bell™

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Moonshadow101 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:45:17 MST

Mildly disturbing. Spend some time reading SomethingAwful's features... this is pretty tame. Romantic, almost.

Moonshadow101

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icepick314 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:44:58 MST

should have asked to look for tri-force on the side...

icepick314

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Muisee — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:44:51 MST

@Foggynotion:

Balloon and all? Nice. She must be turned off by the red underwear.

Muisee

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DaiMacculate — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:41:54 MST

Great Post, or GREATEST POST?!?!

A hard thing to ponder, indeed.

DaiMacculate

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gamadaya — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:41:29 MST

Weird...

gamadaya

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RichardChaos — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:40:31 MST

I'd love it if she saw a face shot that was perfectly like Link, then the guy shows up to her house packing an extra few hundred pounds than our favourite tunic wearing twat.

Besides, if she really wanted someone like Link, she wouldn't be offering to hit it. Which is what that kinda advert yourself stuff is for, come on.

RichardChaos

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Dorphat the Insomniac — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:40:16 MST

@riffleraffle: DAMN YOU.

Dorphat the Insomniac

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dafthero — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:39:57 MST

what about a more latino link? i have similar features, but i'm darker skinned, have darker hair and dark eyes. consider me shadow link....ewww...creepy threesome images invaded my head just now.

*brushes teeth for it is the closest to my brain i can wash*

dafthero

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(俗・ ) Grey Gecko — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:39:27 MST

sureeeeeee...well i dont like wearing green skirt and rolling over all the kingdom screaming

btw i know is offtopic but=
zero suit samus >>>> zelda
-------------------------------

please do not pay attention to the text above, thx

(俗・ ) Grey Gecko

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fatasianjosh — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:37:22 MST

When the hell did that look Zelda look like that?

fatasianjosh

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ninjaraiden — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:37:22 MST

Have respect? By the looks of that photo respect has long been since thrown out the window.

ninjaraiden

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Erwin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:36:52 MST

How does this work?
SWM seeking amazingly forgiving Zelda cosplayer
me: lonely, rude, introverted, pale, effeminate
you: female, low self esteem, breasts
must not smoke, no fattys

Erwin

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My name changed for an unknown reason — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:36:38 MST

If I dyed my hair blonde I may look like a disgustingly effeminate Link.

But I'd rather go for a girl that looks like Malon.

My name changed for an unknown reason

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Nexus6 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:36:25 MST

I feel sorry for the guy who falls for this. ITS A TRAP !!!

Nexus6

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Captain Fury — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:35:16 MST

what will be next...

chicks asking for guys with Marcus Phoenix body or Nathan Drake looks...

Jebuz.

Captain Fury

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PATSCRU — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:35:07 MST

@Foggynotion:
i fukn lol'd.

also, i'm not one for depressing cosplay personals, but that is hot.

PATSCRU

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Channing — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:57 MST

Toon links need not apply.

Channing

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scotty — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:47 MST

@Foggynotion:
Don't you dare listen to this man Crecente!
You're sexy as it is! (We don't want any of that amazing hair leaving your head, no do we?)

scotty

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riffleraffle — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:26 MST

Date: 2007-11-29, 5:09PM MST BEST OF CRAIGLIST ARCHIVE.
Sorry boys.

riffleraffle

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FP Belias — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:20 MST

I don't know whats more ridiculous, that she thinks that she looks like Zelda... or that there will be a fuckton of replies to this mail.

She isn't that bad-looking, just take off that Zelda look.

FP Belias

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DigiMish — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:34:01 MST

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

DigiMish

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multimoog — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:54 MST

multimoog

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BOMxAgonyxScenex — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:53 MST

lol this girls email box is going to explode now that its been posted onto Kotaku haha

poor girl lol

BOMxAgonyxScenex

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okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:46 MST

@r0xx1t: I don't know why exactly but I was disturbed by your statement :(

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

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Aethyr — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:26 MST

Her life would be much easier if
she was a lesbian. Cus she's way more likely to find a girl who looks like Link.

Plus she said she didn't care about body...so what's the harm in a few lady parts?

Aethyr

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Foggynotion — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:32:48 MST

I just noticed she is in Denver. CRECENTE, if you weren't already hitched you should break out the blonde dye and razor and practice your boomerang and sword skills.

Foggynotion

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r0xx1t — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:32:34 MST

She looks more like Arwen...

I think someone should take a pic of their 5 year old son, just for fun.

r0xx1t

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Coldbrand — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:48 MST

She's pretty cute actually.

Coldbrand

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scotty — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:45 MST

@A_Zombie: I found my twin guys.
I don't feel alone anymore.

scotty

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cheez — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:43 MST

Oh, I've got a face shot for her, all right.

cheez

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riffleraffle — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:36 MST

She looks like she has some mental issues. Was she sexually abused by the Deku Tree?

riffleraffle

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goldwings — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:18 MST

She doesn't look like Zelda to me :/

goldwings

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DragonSphere — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:31:10 MST

move over gents, 'cuz it's my time to shine. from here on out, it's all about the zelda + link look-a-like love machine.

DragonSphere

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Danarcho — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:30:28 MST

Ohh ho ho she can play my ocarina! Ha sorry....

Danarcho

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Cogito — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:30:18 MST

To each thier own, I suppose.

Cogito

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Satsujin — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:30:17 MST

Holy crap, I think I just pissed my pants.

Satsujin

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Para — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:29:58 MST

Go get her whoever is a link looking nerd!

Para

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TBCC — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:29:49 MST

I wanted to say something witty so that everyone would quote it, but dear lord. I can't think of anything to say about this person...

TBCC

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A_Zombie — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:29:14 MST

I look like Link if he was Mexican with a beard ;)

A_Zombie

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okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:28:52 MST

I tried to read it seriously but then she asked for respect O_o

okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)

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Hand_O_Death — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:28:49 MST

@Demolition Debbie: That is what I was thinking, I really don't see where she thinks she looks like any Zelda I have seen. Those ears scare me to.

Hand_O_Death

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Saith17 — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:28:33 MST

I like the red eye, personally. @Demolition Debbie:

Saith17

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scotty — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:27:34 MST

I look like a hispanic link...with black hair instead of blond...and a goat beard....Yeah, I'm nothing like Link. :(

scotty