Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin" - Kotaku Comments

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

jtraveller — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:33:24 MST

@King Seafoam: ok, thank you veeeery much, now im going to be unable to sleep at my wifes mother house, because she collects antique dolls, you know, those who are scary...

jtraveller

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

freespeech — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:22:38 MST

just call it what it is - sex doll!!!!

freespeech

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

shineshine — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:26:19 MST

wow ya know a fujyoshi needs love too, how about making one 'a those things in the form of a gakuen heaven boy :p we will be pleasured for HOURS XD

shineshine

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

King Seafoam — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:40:23 MST

Each Life-Sized Haruhi Suzumiya is also packed with a corrupt child's soul within its hollow interior. If you DONT remember to molest it, it shall come to life and mutilate you.

King Seafoam

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

jtraveller — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:51:30 MST

@Josh*: its in the level of a bunraku puppet, give or take a notch or two

jtraveller

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Josh* — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 07:45:46 MST

@jtraveller: Blah, I wish people would stop misusing that term

@Enkur: It's not coming back ;__;

Josh*

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

cybereality — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:05:56 MST

Man, I want one, but thats *waaaaay* too much money. You could practically get a silicon doll of that kind of loot. Talk about a rip-off. But I'm sure people will pay.

cybereality

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Gameboy4life — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:37:32 MST

DING-DONGGGG - not! lol

-50pts

~2PS~

Gameboy4life

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

x999x — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:53:30 MST

In the words of Mr. Show

"Yup, before I die, I'mma fuck me a fish"

x999x

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:51:59 MST

When it comes to life-sized dolls, they never ever get the faces right.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Plan303e — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:51:17 MST

@Gouki4u:
Sexylosers.com right?

Plan303e

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Neomaximus3 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:49:58 MST

Maximum creepy...

Neomaximus3

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Yuki — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:50:53 MST

@Yuki: Considering the kanji in the article can also mean "thigh", you see.

Yuki

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

animemecha — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:49:47 MST

Probably would get it. If it weren't so creepy

animemecha

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Yuki — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:49:44 MST

Sorry to burst bubbles, but considering it is talking about joints, it probably is referring to the hip-femur joint.

Yuki

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Taco Bell™ — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:35:01 MST

Meat curtains. That's all that I can think about now. Thank you for changing the way my Friday was supposed to go.

Taco Bell™

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Neo-Senku: The World's Finest Pervert — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:02:02 MST

The movable groin thing makes it very very creppy

Neo-Senku: The World's Finest Pervert

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

madflava — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:00:54 MST

Lars and the Real Girl sequel....

madflava

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

SSJPabs — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:16:56 MST

@MURDERFACE: No way, look at the skin on Real Dolls compared to this. Far better.

SSJPabs

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

jtraveller — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:50:07 MST

dear passengers, if you look to your left, you will see the uncanny valley in all its glory...

jtraveller

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

MURDERFACE — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:47:56 MST

Damn that's creapy that the people who make Real-dolls are now catering to the otaku's out there.

MURDERFACE

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

CarbonatedWater — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:25:19 MST

Jeez that's a bit overboard if you ask me. I mean, I liked Haruhi but I was never that much of a fan of the show.

CarbonatedWater

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Modus_Operandi — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:22:13 MST

I dont see the big deal. My groin is moveable also.

Modus_Operandi

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

busboy33 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:58:06 MST

@Black_Ops_19:

Moveable groin + geneticly-mutated-proportions-and-features + bad shoes = "realistic"?

Man, I GOTTA hang out with you!

busboy33

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Enkur — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:50:37 MST

Ah, I love reading the comments in these kind of articles. When is the 'Hot Tears of Shame' tag coming back?

Enkur

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Kovitlac — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:50:29 MST

I see a new Child's Play movie coming on...

Kovitlac

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Saint Anima — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:27:03 MST

I want it. Just to have her stand in them middle of the room, posing. Perhaps my friends may want to hold...her. >_>

Saint Anima

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Ulquiorra Schiffer — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:17:25 MST

Well that is the most important aspect for a toy. 0_o

Ulquiorra Schiffer

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Final — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:00:19 MST

3.6K and she still doesn't have an articulating mouth... She is realistic!!!

Final

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Josh* — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:50:34 MST

Man, those tears of shame should be pretty darn warm.

Josh*

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

NoStyle — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:31:09 MST

@Han Daimond: @Garo:

Exactly. They are trying to cover all corners of the market.

NoStyle

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

SolidOni_ds — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:20:32 MST

I know what I'm asking for graduation =D

SolidOni_ds

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Monsieur Fap★Fap! — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:17:30 MST

BOI-OI-OI-OI-OI-OI-INNNG!

Monsieur Fap★Fap!

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Black_Ops_19 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:14:22 MST

0_o ???

The day of realistic sex-bots is quickly approaching??

Black_Ops_19

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Lyner — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:11:54 MST

For some reason she looks kinda like those dead woman who get dolled up by those funeral people before going off to get buried. Or at least it reminds me of that. and that creeps me out a bit.

Lyner

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

GamestopPatron — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:57:40 MST

A sign of the apocolypse..

GamestopPatron

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

aphex242 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:48:29 MST

The horror... the horror....

aphex242

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

icepick314 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:41:06 MST

movable groin????

is there a vibrator involved?

icepick314

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

joncoffee — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:30:29 MST

Is it waterproof and wipe cleanable?

joncoffee

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Steggy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:29:28 MST

Hello Car Pool Lane :-)

Steggy

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Americo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:20:09 MST

Is it easy to clean up? I know there's bound to be some... accidents...

Americo

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

busboy33 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:12:28 MST

@Kytano-Skorpius:

so there you go! this for Condemned 2: Viva Japan. That makes alot more sense. Because otherwise someone is waaaaaaay too into making sweet love to life-size sad Mongaloid child corpses.

Now for 2 grand, I'd totally hit it. But $3700? I mean . . . that's just too much

busboy33

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

mrt181 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:10:26 MST

wait 50 years and you will be able to buy an life-sized Haruhi Suzumiya android...

mrt181

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

KraZe — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:08:21 MST

404 on that link Captain!

KraZe

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

The Chin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:00:55 MST

Good god look at the price!

The Chin

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Kenkaku — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:48:41 MST

Movable groin? Sing with me!
Futa futa futa futa FUTA futa futanari!

ps. Do not google image for moar understanding

Kenkaku

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Garo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:42:39 MST

@Han Daimond:
true

Garo

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Han Daimond — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:31:52 MST

in fact, she looks... dead.

Han Daimond

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Gladman — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:30:39 MST

Maybe by moveable groin they mean there's a join at the hips for her legs?

Gladman

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Garo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:22:12 MST

She doesn't look very happy :(

Garo

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

psychobaka — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:12:34 MST

I think it'd be more worth the money if it even remotely looked like Haruhi in some way besides the outfit. Maybe they wanted a more generic face so that people could dress it up in other ways without having it scream "I AM HARUHI!" Or maybe it does...

psychobaka

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Akin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:00:20 MST

[insert joke about doll joints here]

Akin

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Nawara_Ven — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:56:51 MST

@clintonskneecap: Indeed. I like how the artist has made no attempt at making the human-sized figure resemble a human. Mouth-to-eye ratio, anyone? Nose?

Nawara_Ven

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

otakucode — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:45:03 MST

@GrlGmr: Or to re-enact a certain dance, mosre likely.

Sex with dolls is the future. Get ready for it people! Think about it this way: what is creepier, having sex with something that looks vaguely human or having sex with something that doesn't look human at all like a fleshlight or a dildo?

otakucode

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

zerokoolpsx — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:33:47 MST

dude, that's one expensive love doll. Some people are gonna get busy with this doll, I just know it!

zerokoolpsx

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Demaar — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:32:35 MST

Groin? What? Why? So they can put "something else" there instead? *shudders*

Demaar

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Narfmaster — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:19:30 MST

I hope it comes with the bunny girl outfit as well.

Narfmaster

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Eltigro — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:18:45 MST

Thanks for a close up of what must surely be the ugliest shoes in all of Japan. Those are even worse than those Xbox shoes that were up a while back.

Eltigro

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

ShaggE — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:13:12 MST

@GrlGmr: Thank gods someone clarified what "moveable groin" meant. I know what it would mean on a male... erm... love doll, but the idea of a female moveable groin is baffling, to say the least.

ShaggE

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

my spoon is too big — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:03:50 MST

@aldo_14: you win.
But otherwise creepy and cost that much cash? Truly sad, and we're not talking there are people going to buy, there are people over there excited enough to preorder it. Wowsa!

my spoon is too big

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

quen — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:01:51 MST

No panty shots? I'm surprised...

quen

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

clintonskneecap — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:26:42 MST

this only proves my point that all anime is really creepy looking.

clintonskneecap

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

aldo_14 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:23:20 MST

@GrlGmr
I'm assuming that the 'movable groin' is actually a set of hip joints that allows the doll to sit down..:

...or assume various 'bent' poses for what I'm sure must be entirely innocent reasons.

(key test - is it advertised as 'wipe clean'?)

aldo_14

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

GrlGmr — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:16:27 MST

I'm assuming that the 'movable groin' is actually a set of hip joints that allows the doll to sit down..

GrlGmr

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Clushje — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:13:47 MST

@Xiedo: And have sex with it as soon as they're out of the 2+ lane, yes.

Clushje

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Zyzex_Remix — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:08:48 MST

HOLY SWEET DOLL JOINTS! Despite the price of such a thing, I wouldn't buy it anyways. The face is way off. And the boobs aren't big enough. But that's just me ;)

Zyzex_Remix

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:07:35 MST

...and I presume this is official merchandise.

Japan. So customer-friendly. So wrong.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

peacefuloutrage — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:05:55 MST

If someone was that lonely, it would be cheaper for them to let a total stranger stay with them for several months than to purchase that doll.

peacefuloutrage

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Morberis — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:59:12 MST

@Odin:

All night long.

Morberis

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Odin — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:54:53 MST

@VakeroRokero:
Move it?

Odin

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Maverick128 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:53:52 MST

@Xiedo:
I don't know. Do they have car-pool lanes in Japan?

Maverick128

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

VakeroRokero — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:52:39 MST

but what can you do with a movable groin?

VakeroRokero

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Shijirou — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:49:02 MST

@psycoking: Now that I would definitely consider buying. *wink wink*

Shijirou

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Dorphat the Insomniac — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:48:11 MST

WHAT?! Someone hook me up with the hot babe in the glass case of emotion.

Dorphat the Insomniac

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

GrlGmr — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:46:25 MST

"Rollerblade Barbie is basically a standard Barbie, which is to say, she represents the feminine beauty ideal, if your concept of a beautiful female is one who is six feet, nine inches tall and weighs 52 pounds (37 of which are in the bust area) and has a rigidly perky smile and eyeballs the size of beer coasters and a one-molecule nose and enough hair to clog the Lincoln Tunnel." -Dave Barry

All this doll needs is the plastic sparking booties.

GrlGmr

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

McKack — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:39:39 MST

I totally agree this is creepy...

If by creepy you mean super sexy! Oh snap!

McKack

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Kiriphii — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:24:07 MST

I would *really* much rather have Shokotan dressed up as Haruhi thankyouverymuch.

Kiriphii

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

I am ERROR — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:23:23 MST

So what exactly does a "movable groin" do?

I am ERROR

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

psycoking — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:22:37 MST

Wow. Creepy looking...

when's the Mikuru version comming out?

psycoking

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

M.C.-Action — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:20:08 MST

CREEPY!

M.C.-Action

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Xiedo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:19:07 MST

I'm sure some people will only use it as a quiet driving companion.

Xiedo

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Kytano-Skorpius — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:17:58 MST

You know, now that I think of it...it reminds me of those creepy store mannequins in clothing stores that scared me as a child.

Kytano-Skorpius

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

dead_red_eyes — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:17:23 MST

Yeah baby ... shake that groin!

dead_red_eyes

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Kytano-Skorpius — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:16:00 MST

Oh great. Now I just imagined what some people would probably do to that thing. So much for sleeping. I love Haruhi as much as anyone, but...damn. That's a bit much.

Kytano-Skorpius

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Gouki4u's avatar has a severe case of Jekyll and Hyde — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:15:38 MST

@edb87: You're welcome. If I'm going to have Haruhi nightmares everybody else should too. :)

Gouki4u's avatar has a severe case of Jekyll and Hyde

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

iamspoo — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:14:47 MST

The Japanese really know how to creep me out sometimes.

iamspoo

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

edb87 — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:12:37 MST

@Gouki4u: Gee thanks. I was JUST about to go to bed, but noooooooooo. :-P

edb87

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Gouki4u's avatar has a severe case of Jekyll and Hyde — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:11:33 MST

I can far too easily imagine that thing coming to life, and stabbing its owner to death.

Gouki4u's avatar has a severe case of Jekyll and Hyde

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Morberis — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:11:27 MST

Knowing that someone, likely many people, want this makes me die a little inside.

Morberis

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Shijirou — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:10:53 MST

Just wow.... just WOW... I know the Japanese are fanatics when it comes to these kinds of stuff but... WHY?

Shijirou

Life-Size Haruhi Suzumiya Has "Moveable Groin"

Trowble (XBL/PSN) — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:09:22 MST

Life-sized Haruhi Suzumiya love doll?

Trowble (XBL/PSN)