Finally, A Master Chief For Your Master Chief - Kotaku Comments

Finally, A Master Chief For Your Master Chief

Mrevilbobguy — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:20:36 MST

@hotfiredude123

Comment of the year or something!

Mrevilbobguy

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Vecha — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:47:13 MST

@Sailorcancer:

Oh my....lol

hmmm...wonder if my g/f would be offended if I jumped in the room with only master chief on..lol

Vecha

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ssh83 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:12:12 MST

i can't believe the Americans beat the French to something like this... wait a minute... someone who speaks french need to flex their research muscle. We might be able to buy them in bulks for a lot less from paris!

ssh83

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Haniko — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:44:18 MST

Sooooo may choices.
"Rapid fire"
-snicker-

Haniko

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PsycheDiver — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:16:28 MST

If I ever see a MC p-hat in a naughty store, I'm buying all their stock.

PsycheDiver

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Sandbox_Emperor — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:37:04 MST

I'm not even going to ask how "Mdawg" stumbled onto this lol

Sandbox_Emperor

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C22DBlueKnightOne — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:29:25 MST

@SnakeCL: Ditto.

C22DBlueKnightOne

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Peaugh — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:54:14 MST

@Zeouterlimits:

Two words: My. Wife.

lol.

Peaugh

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Erwin — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:51:34 MST

@hotfiredude123: Wow. That may be the best comment this YEAR.

Erwin

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Zeouterlimits — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:24:06 MST

H-o-T.
I mean.

Oh come on, who could resist?

Zeouterlimits

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Taco Bell™ — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:09:39 MST

I knew it! Master Chief never shows his face because it's a giant penis!

Mystery solved. Give moniez plz.

Taco Bell™

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Double J — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:38:15 MST

I'm gonna put on a shadow puppet show....

Double J

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FallenAzrael — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:52:32 MST

^5 to hotfiredude123, ruddyseal and LaughingCrow XD

This will redefine "I stuck it to his helmet!"

FallenAzrael

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Highlander Wolf — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:38:39 MST

Noooooo!!! Ahahahaha!!!

(Highlander Wolf has never heard "Master Chief" as a phallic reference before)

Highlander Wolf

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beezdeez — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:37:20 MST

HAHAH Read the comments on their page...

"CPH wuz going on!
Dude, your hats are genius yo! My shorty wuz all up on my shit. Thnx bro!
J Z"

beezdeez

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Bentendo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:30:32 MST

Candy cockring ShieldBelt?

Bentendo

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Bentendo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:28:19 MST

@hotfiredude123: Comment of the Month!!!

Bentendo

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ashjaw — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:03:54 MST

100% guaranteed to get your dick chomped off.

ashjaw

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Project Thanatos — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:59:56 MST

::facepalm::

Project Thanatos

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HawaiianActor — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:53:23 MST

that will make it easier to sneak up behind my wife a melee her! awesome!

HawaiianActor

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MBC — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:29:48 MST

@JKTrix: Too bad its a multiplayer only achievement

MBC

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Jmontilla2786 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:29:46 MST

watch all these comments be on comments of week...

Jmontilla2786

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JKTrix — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:12:33 MST

Achievement Unlocked.

JKTrix

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belo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:02:45 MST

...I'm not so crazy about having teeth munchin' away on that area.

But seriously, would they get this as a joke? or would somebody be completely serious about this?

"Nothin' gets me hotter than seein' my hubby's wang with a spartan helm on it!"

belo

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Chef — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:58:41 MST

PARTY HARD......oh.

Chef

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Ulquiorra Schiffer — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:39:49 MST

For those Halo bros who want to take the gay up a notch.

Ulquiorra Schiffer

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doubtful — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:38:04 MST

How high do you have to be to come up with an idea like this?

doubtful

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sisedi — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:38:00 MST

@Luis: Awesome.

sisedi

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Luis — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:10:11 MST

Shouldn't the subtitle be tips@kotaku.com?

Luis

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evening-aura — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:55:15 MST

This would probably be the one thing that would get my husband into gaming...

evening-aura

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ShikiMSHTS — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:42:13 MST

Now with antioxidents~!

ShikiMSHTS

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DaiMacculate — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:37:01 MST

[www.vgcats.com]

Its not like Halo wasn't full of innuendo before

DaiMacculate

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Rebelphoenix83 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:34:38 MST

The Hello Kitty vibrator just got knocked down as the weirdest damn sex item I've ever seen.

Rebelphoenix83

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Woylez — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:29:40 MST

bahahahaha!

Woylez

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kefkakrazy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:28:10 MST

What.
The...
O-o

kefkakrazy

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SigmundTheSeaMonster — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:18:37 MST

Kotaku=new low in blogging.

WTF?

(Slow morning? Need to bleed over Fleshbot to gaming?)

No. I did not have a cup of coffee yet.

SigmundTheSeaMonster

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DCSimian — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:18:37 MST

@eagle14:

LOL...win :)

DCSimian

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Sinharvest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:12:28 MST

This made my day. Thank you baby jesus. Thank you kotaku.

Sinharvest

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Lemming — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:08:51 MST

You know...I always wondered what he looked like under that helmet :D

Lemming

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Wei — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:06:38 MST

@jive238: You can't believe the idea of a tiny master chief wang-hat never crossed your mind? It must be scary up there. :)

also: Rocket Launcher, Grav Hammer, Needler, Mongoose, and spartan laser will forever be innuendo...thanks kotaku.

Wei

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Wei — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:06:27 MST

No one can see chief's (hot) tears of shame behind the visor.

Wei

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strideo — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:06:03 MST

o_O Eew!

strideo

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Antiterra — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:55:32 MST

It's official, Master Chief's a dickhead.

Antiterra

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Pancho_Villasan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:55:08 MST

I thought such creations just dreams...SOLD!!!

Pancho_Villasan

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sweetie55 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:46:41 MST

Lol Master Chief sure knows how to whore himself out now doesn't he? Expect a Mario version coming out soon. :P Seriously though if any guy seriously wore these I'd run for the hills.

sweetie55

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tobi72 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:45:17 MST

Somebody is getting pwned tonight.

tobi72

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Han Daimond — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:32:42 MST

Mmmmh Cortana...

Han Daimond

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jive238 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:28:33 MST

I honestly had to stop and say WTF? to this. Usually I would be LMAOing but this... who am i kidding, this shit's hilarious. Can't believe such a concept never crossed my mind.

jive238

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Sinharvest — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:15:13 MST

This is soooo fantastic. Keep them coming guys!

Sinharvest

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EmeraldDragon — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:10:32 MST

Speaking as a woman, you better be going for the laugh with one of those. Because if you are being serious you are going to get your feelings hurt.

EmeraldDragon

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Komrade_Kayce — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:10:22 MST

@Slatz_Grobnik:

You could just make one of those yourself if you dont care about missing out on the chocolate factor. Just rip the stem out of a common household mushroom.

Although... ewww.

Komrade_Kayce

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Slatz_Grobnik — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:02:10 MST

Next in the series should be the mushrooms from Super Mario.

Slatz_Grobnik

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KM91 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:50:30 MST

What will they think of next?

KM91

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valuepack — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:44:15 MST

I can think of several reasons why I wouldn't want someone biting into my penis. One in particular comes to mind.

valuepack

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Sloopydrew — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:35:34 MST

The "edible underwear" of the 21st Century. What's next? Edible Underoos with your favorite cartoon superheroes? Master Chief + oral sex = epic fail.

Sloopydrew

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GM08 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:20:48 MST

I wonder if the site will makes Recon. :o Can I has Chocolate Recon?

GM08

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Murder64 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:17:13 MST

Now the women can't say they don't like Halo. haha

Murder64

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chickenplucka — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:08:10 MST

Actual quote:
"If this chocolate isn't the best you've put in your mouth...

Send back the hat packaging within 30 days and we'll send your money back."

chickenplucka

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LaughingCrow — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:00:41 MST

If you preorder now, you will recieve a free chocolate hat to make your balls look like frag grenades.

Does everyone realise the amount of "fire in the hole" jokes that could be said if this was a Couter-Strike hat? (plus, JT would love it)

LaughingCrow

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ShaggE — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:00:24 MST

Wait... I just realized something. How the HELL did that "Mdawg" guy find this?

ShaggE

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Mister Adequate — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:59:24 MST

Oh man, my lady's going to LOVE this.

Mister Adequate

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Aimless — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:28:50 MST

...
What if it had been in a fridge for a while?

Too much jaw pressure and you got chocolate splinters in your wing wang :|

Aimless

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MelodyKitn — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:26:31 MST

Oooh, Ico hat... *scared*

MelodyKitn

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Komrade_Kayce — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:16:30 MST

@cheeses:

You need to stop looking at those parts of your animals, my friend.

Komrade_Kayce

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cheeses — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:07:42 MST

Jesus, is it just me or does it look like they used a golden retriever to model for those viking and cowboy shots?!

cheeses

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MrPerson — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:03:20 MST

Hmmm. I bet that would fit on an Action Man figure.

MrPerson

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Feigr — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:59:21 MST

Vikings did not have horned helmets. There are no archaeological or written records of it.

Feigr

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Balance_In_Life — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:57:55 MST

@hotfiredude123: Comment of the year... thats it's people shows over... nothing to see here.

Balance_In_Life

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nullterm — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:44:41 MST

Melts in your mouth... ???

nullterm

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Black-Dog-Howls — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:42:40 MST

@Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.: They are! Da da DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Black-Dog-Howls

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PatMan33 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:42:26 MST

@hotfiredude123: *high five*

PatMan33

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Sigma-D — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:41:48 MST

Teabag this!

Sigma-D

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Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name. — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:41:43 MST

They look like Lego hats.

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more long name.

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SkutSkut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:36:49 MST

@eagle14: wwwwwwww gives new meaning to it doesn't it?

I wonder what they taste like, look like white chocolate

I could get some "Hey you like Halo?" "yea" "got the Halo cockhats?" "....no?" "Psh bish real Halo fans have the cockhats, I'm wearing one right now"

SkutSkut

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DismantleRepair — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:36:01 MST

How are they gonna reconcile this with the fact that the face under the helmet is never seen? Revelations!

DismantleRepair

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eagle14 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:35:00 MST

erm . . . BOOM HEADSHOT!

eagle14

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SkutSkut — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:32:05 MST

ahaha is all I can say.

Then my next thought is "do want"

SkutSkut

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Korbei — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:27:50 MST

A helmet for your helmet. And made of chocolate. Win!

Korbei

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Naif — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:21:44 MST

@kickass solo(my GT): major lulz

Naif

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Black-Dog-Howls — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:18:22 MST

Note: This one will fit better on you unlike the Legendary Helmet. Too small for your cat to wear this time. Wouldn't want the ladies knowing that now would you boys?

Black-Dog-Howls