Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2 - Kotaku Comments

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Rinaldus — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:25:18 MDT

His weakness was rockets!? What a twist!

Rinaldus

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Sturm Truppen — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:26:28 MST

That just wasn't funny

Sturm Truppen

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

King Seafoam — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:23:34 MST

LMAO! Zomby Goasts@@!!!

King Seafoam

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

dumptruck — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 13:16:50 MST

For some reason I didn't laugh once. The original one had me peeing. ??? Joke isn't as funny second time?

dumptruck

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Karlott — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:10:50 MST

What a great story! It even has a moral. The moral of course is, Zombi Goasts shouldn't fuck with Gordon Freeman's brother John Freeman.

Karlott

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Ashurahori — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:53:22 MST

I LOVE THESE THINGS! =D

Too bad there's no sequel. Let's contact the original author and tell him to make seqel so zombi goasts can b kild! =D

Ashurahori

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Amazing-Steve — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:37:27 MST

Jeez. I Wasn't stoned, but I am now.

Amazing-Steve

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Espy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:58:13 MST

The narrator sounds like Piglet. It's awesome aside from that.

Espy

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

SilentAssassn87 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:48:52 MST

Gotta love Garry's Mod.

SilentAssassn87

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Ptolemy — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:48:43 MST

Orders of magnitude funnier than the whole of the internets.

Ptolemy

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Witzbold — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:45:16 MST

That was totally awesome once again.

Reminds me of old cartoons. Like speed racer era kind. ;D

Witzbold

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

DankPanties — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:42:56 MST

Fuck Zero-P, this is the new shit.

DankPanties

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Quasimodo X — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:20:01 MST

This Video is brilliantly done with Gmod tools, awesome!

Quasimodo X

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Komrade_Kayce — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:32:30 MST

@Overlord44:

Squirrelkid never wrote a part 3.

I guess we'll never know. :( Any attempt to write a part three to this just wouldn't have the same humour, since it would have to be intentionally bad, instead of unintentionally.

Komrade_Kayce

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Overlord44 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:44:30 MST

Noooo, you can't leave it there! How will John Freeman saved his brother really fast from the zombie goastness? ;_;

Overlord44

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

halonut1 — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:22:57 MST

that back flip scene was surprisingly well done.

halonut1

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Spolodaface — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:46:06 MST

He's no Frohman

Spolodaface

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Erwin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:59:32 MST

@Erwin: There is one contender though: [www.fanfiction.net] [encyclopediadramatica.com]
I will promise to NEVER link to Encyclopedia Dramatica again.

Erwin

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Erwin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:54:26 MST

@TheIrishNinja:
There are other hilariously bad writers, but none compare to the master.

Erwin

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TheIrishNinja — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:41:30 MST

@manjikengo: oh, wow...it's all the same guy?! that's even more awesome. his MGS work is top notch.

TheIrishNinja

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Erwin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:31:58 MST

@Ninja-Z: What about the lemons?

Erwin

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Erwin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:26:23 MST

Erwin said I'm glad he could get wepon and shoot zombie goasts and walk like speed of light and wet on platform to his newer motorcycle with gas and I can't wait for next episode so I can laugh at top of lung but not overd.
And then Erwin was a zombie.

Erwin

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Ninja-Z — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:07:25 MST

People need to start doing more of these videos for more fanfiction, because heaven knows the internet is filled with bad fanfics. I'd watch every one of them and never regret it.

Ninja-Z

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

HAL9triple0 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:56:20 MST

I love the new motorcycle + laser gun.

Bring on Part 3!

HAL9triple0

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

ManjiKengo — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:46:43 MST

ah....so good.

I love squirrelking.

[www.fanfiction.net]

ManjiKengo

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

savagenapkin — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:45:44 MST

I can't tell if this is either awesome, or completely retarded and I hate it.

savagenapkin

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

jonfiredaman02 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:31:22 MST

AWESOME!

jonfiredaman02

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

DranzerKire — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:58:53 MST

oh man, what happens next! D:

DranzerKire

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Cathaoir — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:49:31 MST

@Samuraidino: Wow. I just looked that one up, and now cock launchers are going to haunt my dreams. Thanks.

Cathaoir

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Spiffyness — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:48:16 MST

That was... AWESOME.

Spiffyness

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

RPharazonius — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:44:20 MST

@Demaar: Well, there are really only 10 generic male models in the game, if you don't count all the main characters.

But yes, Male_07 does have an unusually high incidence in webcomics and such.
I smiled when I saw him in Episode 2 as the weirdo leader guy right before the big gigantic super strider battle.

Christ, I think the video rubbed its inanities onto me. :(

RPharazonius

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dead_red_eyes — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:04:40 MST

Hilarious.

dead_red_eyes

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Interwebs — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:03:17 MST

Eh I still find it hitting my retarded funnies bone.

Interwebs

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Demaar — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:59:11 MST

This isn't the same narrator, is it? Fricken shame. I mean, solid effort, but yer... doesn't have the same punch.

@barktwiggs:
Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Made better by the fact that the guy coincidentally uses the same model for Frohman.

Demaar

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TheHeartless — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:57:06 MST

Eh...I think this one is missing some of the charm from the first one. I mean this one had its moments but nothing surprised you about how it was done or how it was spoken. I give it a C lol

TheHeartless

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

barktwiggs — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:53:58 MST

If you guys like this, you should check out Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman

Also done w/ Gary's mod.

barktwiggs

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Frank — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:47:56 MST

wut

Frank

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

goldwings — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:36:28 MST

Sweet I've been waiting for a sequal.

goldwings

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

mewlink64 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:34:22 MST

That totally wasn't the same person, and wasn't nearly as funny as the first.

Meh.

mewlink64

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:34:18 MST

@Maldron: Actually, go back to the old one.
Production values doubled, at least.

This one was a lot smoother.
I felt it was a lot funnier because it didn't suffer from the pointless inanities that the old one did. (EX: those stupid smilies that they threw in randomly that added nothing)

Kirbytheslayer: In-Kirby XMB

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Arteen — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:33:19 MST

@Lijik: That reading isn't as good as the original.
[fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com]

Arteen

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darthmole12 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:30:25 MST

I want the one minute I watched that back.

darthmole12

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Arttemis — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:30:21 MST

Inarguably awesome.

Arttemis

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Matt008 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:29:57 MST

I miss the old narrator. I mean, this was alright, but this narrator was so drab in comparison. Oh well.

Matt008

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

ErskinPig — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:25:18 MST

Infuriatingly bad.

ErskinPig

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OneLetter — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:22:37 MST

These are hilarious - can't wait until part 3 with more backflips and zombie goasts.

OneLetter

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DesmondHume — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:18:55 MST

I didn't think this was very good at all.

o well......

DesmondHume

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TheIrishNinja — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:13:59 MST

@Lijik: that was fast.

TheIrishNinja

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TheIrishNinja — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:13:50 MST

@Smokeblue: links or it didnt happen.

TheIrishNinja

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Lijik — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:11:13 MST

@Smokeblue:
[www.brightcove.tv]

Halo: Halos in Space in full cinematic glory.

Lijik

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Enkur — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:11:02 MST

That didn't sound like the same narrator from the first one, which was a large part of what made it funny for me. Then again I preferred the flash version of the first HLFLC too...

Enkur

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Smokeblue — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:08:20 MST

Hah! I didn't think these were as good as the Halos in Space, but seeing them in full movie magic wonder certainly gives them an edge.

For those who don't know, these are from a guy on fanfiction.net who first gained fame for Halo: Halos in Space, when some one did a reading on YTMND. If you haven't read/heard them, go NOW!

Smokeblue

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Ahsayuni — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:08:13 MST

Good thing too, I'm feeling stressed.

Ahsayuni

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Katorok — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:05:08 MST

This guy rocks =D!!

Katorok

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Chesu — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:03:30 MST

Hey.. that Kyle is me!! :D

Chesu

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

ArmyofJuan — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:03:25 MST

These videos are a gift from god wrapped in angels wings and tied together with a bow made from John the Baptists head.

ArmyofJuan

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Grey Gecko — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:00:59 MST

love the music

Grey Gecko

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Iz1ck — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:59:24 MST

Aweome, but cliffhanger was worse than MGS 2's...I shall wait...

Iz1ck

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

featherblade360 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:58:40 MST

that video was 110% WIN

featherblade360

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Majorasblaze — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:56:52 MST

Michael you know nothing about reel typing the words it is reeli zombie goasts lol

Majorasblaze

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cocks — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:55:32 MST

Kids are retarded. :)

cocks

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Maldron — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:54:12 MST

Fantastic stuff. Still as delightfully horrible as before.

Maldron

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Aethyr — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:53:37 MST

...all I can do is stare and suppress giggles. I'm not sure why.

Aethyr

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

FeatherNET — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:51:51 MST

I have seen this movie and now I am happy soul.

FeatherNET

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Parsifal — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:50:05 MST

Awww, for a second there I thought this had something to do with the "Day Hard" HL2 mod and Gordon's other brother, Morgan (I kid thee not).

Parsifal

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Sap_My_Sentry — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:45:46 MST

This guys videos are amazing

Sap_My_Sentry

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

mikeluisortega — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:45:33 MST

Please dont give Uwe Boll any more ideas

mikeluisortega

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The Vampire Raziel — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:44:41 MST

you are zombie ghost you will pay!

The Vampire Raziel

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Nexus6 — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:43:57 MST

Alrighty then. Makes about as much sense as most Hollywood plots.

Nexus6

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Tom Clancy's Samuraidino — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:40:54 MST

Woohoo!I love these fan readings (personal favourite is still fight of metal gears)

Tom Clancy's Samuraidino

Gordon Freeman's Bro Returns In Full-Life Consequences 2

Shocky — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:40:38 MST

LOL, this was priceless.

His bro John is a superstar.

Shocky