Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3 - Kotaku Comments

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

slappyMCslappy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:21:20 MST

"kill uwe boll", already pre-ordered it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slappyMCslappy

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

Eienhander — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:06:12 MST

I'll finally be able to teach him a lesson... "Stop making bad movies based on video games and thus giving the genre a bad reputation, or I'll... I'll... I'll play this game and sooooooooooooooo kill you in it."

Eienhander

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Gamebrain87 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:12:15 MST

I'm finally going to get my revenge for the 9 bucks I spent seeing Bloodrayne.

Gamebrain87

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

MURDERFACE — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:51:12 MST

At least Uwe is cool with being killed on games. i can only hope that Jack Tompson gets drunk and signs a agreement with R* so we can have fun with JT too.

MURDERFACE

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

ShaggE — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:38:03 MST

Postal 2 may have been a bad game in technical aspects, but it was a fantastic timewaster when patched up and modded.

And with a killable Uwe Boll in P3, I may just have to worship the ground Vince Desi walks on.

ShaggE

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:22:21 MST

About Postal 2, I had lots of fun trying to avoid get killed inside the Police Station.

It's exactly like the guy said... it's not about violence, the game is just funny. I'd never go an piss on other people's faces, but it was hilarious doing so in the game.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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Bokusatsu_Tenshi — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:20:49 MST

You can kill Uwe Boll in the game?
I'm pre-ordering 6 copies.

Bokusatsu_Tenshi

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PissedPS3Fan — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:07:59 MST

@NukaCola:
It's the Gears effect. After GoW did so well, it seems like so many develops jumped on the "3rd-person view with cover system" bandwagon.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this in Postal 3.

PissedPS3Fan

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bethel1614 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:44:16 MST

I don't care how lame or craptastic the game is...you can kill Uwe Boll with a Badger chainsaw! Where do I sign up?!

bethel1614

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Asbestos_Underwear — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:43:49 MST

I liked the idea that one could do things without violence but it would take time and the game would do anything to annoy you. Sort of a messed up morality game.

I don't know if fps is the right genre though. Some mix between Sam & Max and Ninja Gaiden might have more temper. Mixes the messed up narrative and the violence better.

Asbestos_Underwear

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Blooregard Q Kazoo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:07:35 MST

Environmental Maintenance Specialist = Bush trimmer?

Blooregard Q Kazoo

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Tei — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:59:50 MST

I want to make my Uwe Boll joke, but I think he is a cool guy, but he!.. internet is serius bussines :D
Here is mine:

Uwe Boll don't deserve that. He may deserve to play as a "EASY AI", in a 8 players map against 7 "HARD AI" teamed with you playing with cheats in Command & Conquer :Generals. Nuke Rush FTW!

/end lame joke aginast that Uwe Boll guy, that I guest is a cool guy :D

Tei

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blackadvent — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:52:45 MST

I'm half-tempted to buy it just so I can see what all the fuss is about.

blackadvent

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

DrXym — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:45:42 MST

Postal 2 was atrocious. Unfunny, buggy, motion sickness inducing, repetitive and had painfully long loading times. It's about the only franchise I have no issue with Uwe Boll using since the movie can't be any worse than the game.

We'll have to see if the devs gained a clue with Postal 3 but my experience of 2 makes me doubt it.

DrXym

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Irenicus-the one and only — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:43:27 MST

I liked Postal 2 for what it was, fun :) Especially when you go and vote, very funny. I am not going to take a note on release and count the days but I am looking forward to it, I just hope they don't go to pg13 now when it is to be released for consoles.

Irenicus-the one and only

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Ctsephion — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:30:46 MST

Count me in...I'll buy this just to kill Uwe... He has no idea how many lives and franchises he's disgraced. Makes me sick.

Ctsephion

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

Kaosu — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:07:25 MST

Sold!

Kaosu

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

Sniper_Zegai — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:03:03 MST

The entire game should be killing Uwe Boll.

Sniper_Zegai

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KilgoreTrout__XL — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:02:54 MST

I'm kind of looking forward to this one. I hope the girlfriend never sees it though.

KilgoreTrout__XL

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Karlott — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:55:47 MST

Well, they just sold a billion copies. I also want a Uwe boxing minigame.

Karlott

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TRT-X — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:41:24 MST

Next thing they'll do is release it for 360 and make "Kill Uwe Boll" the one and only achievement.

TRT-X

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

TRT-X — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:40:46 MST

Reminds me of the "See Paris Die" campaign for House of Wax. Which should pretty much tell you all need to know about this game.

TRT-X

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NukaCola — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:32:11 MST

Wow, Postal 3 goes third person, Red Faction 3 goes third-person, wtf. Honestly.

NukaCola

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Squishy3 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:22:03 MST

@njhardcoreguy: No, feature of every videogame series that has had a movie based on it and directed by Uwe Boll.

Squishy3

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cocks — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:11:15 MST

@DankPanties: Needs less /b/tards.

cocks

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Ghede — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:10:43 MST

... Well, This game just went from a non-entity to a rent/buy? on my list.

Ghede

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phatseejay — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:58:59 MST

Give me Paris Hilton in the game with the same possibilities and you got yourself a sale. =P

phatseejay

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shadow_judge — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:57:57 MST

Suddenly I want to play Postal. I hate bad film-makers

shadow_judge

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Guizzy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:57:15 MST

Nice idea. In the Postal movie, Vince Desi cameos as a giant penis doll, attacking Uwe for "ruining" his game.

Guizzy

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directhex — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:55:26 MST

uwe boll? meh

badgersaw? SIGN ME UP!

directhex

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DigiMish — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:39:03 MST

I honestly enjoyed Postal 2, it allowed you to do some pretty uh... unique things you couldn't do in a game before *cough*pissonpeoplelightthemonfirewithmatches*cough*

DigiMish

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Giant Enemy Crab — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:32:45 MST

Nope, keeping Uwe alive for an impromtu "Protect The Civilian" Mission. Maybe i'll set up some barrels with that gravity vaccum, shoot em' to light them on fire and try and keep Uwe alive.

Never mind, hitting him with a shovel sounds simpler.

Giant Enemy Crab

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Infradead — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:30:56 MST

Will any of us have the strength of will *not* to chainsaw his smug face off?

Infradead

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osiris83 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:30:15 MST

I'll buy it if it has a kill Jack Thompson feature.

osiris83

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ruslander — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:25:28 MST

Killing Uwe Boll with a ravenous badger? Who read my dreams and can you take me with you?

ruslander

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huginn — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:24:56 MST

Maybe a certain lawyer?

After all, the easier difficulty in the last game was called "Libermode"

Postal might just become a hit for being a 'joke' of a game. With the joke being it's actually fun.
(note: good and fun are two different things

huginn

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romBox — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:23:58 MST

killing Uwe Boll has no point,

but if you could torture him for 2 hours with bad acting, bad dialog, bad story, and bad special effects until his eyes popped out of his head - well that's a different story.

romBox

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Dauragon C. Mikado — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:21:51 MST

haha, I am soo getting this game. The Postal games are really great if you don't take them too seriously. I play plenty of AAA super ultra fanstastic games, I can make a little room for some wacky badger killing too.

Dauragon C. Mikado

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

Señor Vorpal Kickass'o — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:21:15 MST

There is no gimmick strong enough to make this game purchasable. I would torrent this game just for the satisfaction of deleting it slowly, piece by piece, its tormented screams of agony signified only by the crumpling of paper.

Señor Vorpal Kickass'o

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Earthslide — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:19:45 MST

and other people too. Just don't do it in real life. :)

Earthslide

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photoboy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:16:38 MST

Has anyone seen the trailer for Uwe Boll's Postal film? I saw it the other day and I was really shocked at how utterly awful the film looked, and I was already expecting it to be really shit anyway! It seems Dr. Boll has found a new level of shitness for his film making skills.

photoboy

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njhardcoreguy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:16:17 MST

Killing Uwe Boll should be a feature of every videogame. Ever.

njhardcoreguy

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Woodwater — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:14:05 MST

Ugh...The postal series makes me feel like that lawyer person.

I friggin' hate that game.

Too much is too much.

Woodwater

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Morberis — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:14:01 MST

I wonder if it'll be on Steam.

Morberis

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Naif — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:13:02 MST

@DankPanties:
i didnt know they let other /b/tards leash onto kotaku...

i'll pay for the game jsut to shoot that guy in the face anyway :]

Naif

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pylon_trooper — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:12:26 MST

I did like the very first Postal, only for the hand drawn backgrounds. It's terribly hard to get excited about mediocre games, though.

Terribly, terribly hard.

pylon_trooper

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Stefanten — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:12:09 MST

Well this is GoTY 2009 for sure. Unless i can kill him in Resident Evil 5 too.

Stefanten

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angry_gamer — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:12:08 MST

Who thinks those critics that got beat-up by Mr. Boll will buy this game just to enact some nerd revenge?

angry_gamer

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FP Furious_Liver, lacks independence — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:11:30 MST

Using a gravity gun (of sorts) would be quite nice against Uwe...
Quicksave ftw.

FP Furious_Liver, lacks independence

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BlackDove — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:11:06 MST

Fun times. I think I'll play it just for that.

BlackDove

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DankPanties — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:10:34 MST

Needs moar pooper.

DankPanties