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Jubblie Pad Hands On Hands On

Haniko — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:24:09 MST

I agree with ZDude.
But at least these aren't oversized or bare.
Makes me wonder why they haven't been imported yet. Whoever would do so would be rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Haniko

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zdude255 — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:34 MST

Pretty soon we're going to need a tag just for naughty mouse pads.

zdude255

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sir_carrot — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:46:45 MST

If only American games got ported from the Console to the PC and had studio created smut to accompany the transfer.

sir_carrot

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unmarkedone — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:25:06 MST

@Clockw0rk:

Priceless. Indeed they have.

unmarkedone

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JohnnytheFuture — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:23:36 MST

Ingenuity at its finest. Once again, only in Japan.

JohnnytheFuture

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Erwin — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:00:12 MST

@Gunhaver: How about you?

Erwin

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Gunhaver — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:08:50 MST

@Rockbot: somebody nominate this man for a Multi-Tap.

Gunhaver

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H2oGatesy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:47:51 MST

Bashcraft, do realize that MAXIMUM RISKY is almost a knock off of a Van Damme movie?

[en.wikipedia.org]

"Maximum risk opened on September 13, 1996 at the number 1 spot at the box office taking in $5,612,707 in its first weekend,and made final tally of just $14,502,483.Overseas it made $37,600,000 in ticket sales.

Critics were mixed on the movie noting that as a Ringo Lam film it was a disappointment when compared to his earlier work,while as a Van Damme feature it was better than average."

H2oGatesy

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Clockw0rk — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:33:57 MST

*monocle pop* I say! Have those mad men put stand out nipples on those jubblies?! Good lord!

Clockw0rk

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chronubis — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:02:52 MST

@Frank: Knockoff knockers?

chronubis

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MattB — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:12:46 MST

@munkah: I'm sure they'll make one as this one is bound to be a good seller.

MattB

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munkah — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:35:41 MST

@Brian Ashcraft
No, they're mine.

Pity the Tamaki pad doesn't have nipples showing.

munkah

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Bernard McGraw — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:06:06 MST

@jayntampa: Daaamn. Wish I could win tits.

Bernard McGraw

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MattB — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:02:00 MST

@gamadaya: I own two mouse pads like this (the larger one shown in these pics is one of those I have), and yes, they are really comfortable for use as mouse pads. Far more comfortable than any "ergonomic" mouse pad I've ever used. If they released some less risque ones I'd use one at work. Speaking practically, the smaller breast ones are actually more comfortable since your arm sits at a better angle. Oh, and while it may be disappointing to some I have to say the feel is quite nice they still aren't up to real ones. ~_^

MattB

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FP mind in rewind — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:30:10 MST

@Kovitlac: Stupid like a fox!

FP mind in rewind

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Acseru — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:10:27 MST

@Kovitlac: Someone in internet is WRONG this time its you! That boob mousepad is the best thing i've ever heard!

Acseru

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Kovitlac — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:44:51 MST

Those are honestly the stupidest things ever.

Kovitlac

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Zeouterlimits — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:09:50 MST

As some one who doesn't use a mousepad...
I'll have to .... investigate this further....

I'm not sure if I should be annoyed that there's a market for this. I wish I was more knowledgeable when it comes to society..

Zeouterlimits

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LostToys — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:04:07 MST

@fuchikoma:

To Heart is a dating sim. They ported it to the PC with erotic content. This is the same for other series like Clannad, Shuffle, and so forth.

PS2 = Safe. PC = Not Safe for Work.

LostToys

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cybereality — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:22:54 MST

Those look really comfortable. So wheres the link to buy?

cybereality

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Koji Otaku — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:01:01 MST

This stuff actually comes from the Dengeki G's Festival magazine's latest special issue, not the game. For 3,600 though, it's a pretty decent bargain.

Koji Otaku

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kyosen — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:58:14 MST

I don't know what's worse.. The pedo pillow cases, or the fact that he's making two of the pads breasts touch.

kyosen

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BPMο — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:21:51 MST

Wow, one of them even has erect nipples. That's the first time I've seen that... Funny stuff.

BPMο

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Irenicus-the one and only — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:14:56 MST

Thats stupid, yet I got this urge to tuch them, maybe even rub my face on thing...

Irenicus-the one and only

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fuchikoma — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:19:13 MST

To Heart 2 started on PS2? Huh...

I didn't play it, but I remember the first was tame enough to easily become a mainstream TV show.

fuchikoma

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Ares — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:18:55 MST

Gah, I actually want this... it'd go great with my Tamaki figure :)

Ares

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potty — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:09:16 MST

ah the nice pad joke only works if its school days.

potty

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GOOR — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:29:45 MST

I wish they weren't anime girls, so they could go from creepy and sad to just creepy, which is just about where I like to sit.

GOOR

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SkyChicken — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:15:55 MST

Where can you buy online?

SkyChicken

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Xeneizes — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:32:17 MST

I guess there's a large market for these?

Oh wait, this is Japan we're talking about. Makes perfect sense now.

Xeneizes

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Gon — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:12:53 MST

lol you can squeeze them. thats classic. I need me some of those.

Gon

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Demaar — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:12:44 MST

These are all well and good, but what about the blokes that aren't into animu womenz?

Demaar

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jayntampa — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:05:37 MST

@Bernard McGraw: ... what kinds of breasts do your girlfriends have?:-/

Then again, I shouldn't talk since my gf won hers in a radio contest :P

jayntampa

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Bernard McGraw — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:40:03 MST

@gamadaya: They would be hella comfortable, to be fair. I have my own wrist rest for my mouse and the first thing I thought when I touched it was "Jesus, this feels like BREAST".

Bernard McGraw

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s1lens3 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:37:19 MST

Using this mouse daily should feel like your choking that girl with a pillow while touching her boobs, quite disturbing indeed.

s1lens3

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Channing — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:30:42 MST

How do you take care of them? I mean, don't they get dirty from all the numm numm-ing you do to them? JOKE!

But seriously, I'm pretty sure they'd get dirty. I don't like my girls with dirty breasts - real or fake.

Channing

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zerokoolpsx — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:21:17 MST

All I can say is NICE :)

zerokoolpsx

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Fraeon — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:20:25 MST

Brian, you scare me.

Fraeon

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My name changed for an unknown reason — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:37:17 MST

The pointy nipples are a nice touch...?

My name changed for an unknown reason

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DankPanties — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:36:51 MST

DOIN' IT RITE.

DankPanties

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Ilchymis — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:23:01 MST

I've said it once, and I'll say it again:

Them's some titties.

Ilchymis

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Witzbold — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:17:37 MST

@Brian Ashcraft: Looks like Ill have to be putting in an order for more ammo then.

Witzbold

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Atheist Jew — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:13:53 MST

...

I'm going to go squeeze my wife's boobs now.

Excuse me.

Atheist Jew

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entres — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:11:41 MST

@Rockbot: I just got a idea...

entres

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icepick314 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:51:36 MST

i need to get the nipple versions...

THOSE look comfortable place to rest my wrist....

icepick314

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Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:45:15 MST

Yer safe. Everyone else, WATCH OUT.

Brian Ashcraft

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Neer'mo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:39:12 MST

@Brian Ashcraft: Hey now, I was typing as you said that!

Neer'mo

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Neer'mo — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:38:47 MST

@system11: I was just missing it myself - not that Maximum Risky is horrible but its not giving that epic feeling of looming embarrassment and excitement that was so fun.

Bash, is Maximum Risky here to stay or do we have an opportunity to submit ideas and vote?

Neer'mo

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Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:30:14 MST

Hrm, maybe I should make saying "I miss HTOS tag" an instant ban. At this point, it is comment spam. We all miss it.

Hrm... Lemme sleep on it. :)

Brian Ashcraft

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system11 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:28:19 MST

I miss the Hot Tears Of Shame tag. Maximum Risky isn't really very good at all.

system11

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tobi72 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:19:49 MST

Those hands are fake - damn plastic surgery!

tobi72

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Zyzex_Remix — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:39:19 MST

If it didn't make me look like a completely freak to get one of those I'd consider getting one. Ah screw it, not like I have anything to lose. ;)

Zyzex_Remix

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Frank — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:32:24 MST

The Chinese are already making knockoffs.

Frank

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JudgeNutmeg — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:25:43 MST

Yeah, hand on alright. How about HANDS OFF!

JudgeNutmeg

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Acseru — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:24:01 MST

Where I can get one of those mousepads!?

Acseru

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karmakid — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:23:55 MST

now those are palm pilots

karmakid

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karmakid — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:22:45 MST

now use as palm pilots

karmakid

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Nullzero — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:22:23 MST

God bless the Japanese. Light years ahead in mouse pad and pillow design.

Nullzero

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psycoking — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:20:06 MST

These mouse pads are quite the odd accessory for an H-game. Especially when you consider the fact that most eroge players probably don't have their hand on their mouse while playing...

psycoking

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Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:16:29 MST

@GenRedLeader:
Nothing will replace HTOS. Nothing.

Brian Ashcraft

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Saxboy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:15:17 MST

Is it MAXIMUM RISKY or MAXIMUM JUBBLIES? But what if the mousepad were smaller sized? Would it be MINIMUM JUBBLIES?

Saxboy

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reekon — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:08:12 MST

Won't the "nipples" (on the other mouse pads) interfere with the ergonomic features of the product?

Or do they serve some other purpose?

..aside from the obvious reason of having a "massage point" on the mouse pad. You know ... so that you can massage your wrists at the same time that your resting them. ;-)

reekon

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GenRedLeader — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:05:46 MST

F@KeroseneClimax: Frying the Sky? :D

GenRedLeader

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GenRedLeader — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:04:50 MST

GAAAAAAAAAAH!!! STOP SAYING MAXIMUM RISKY!!! IT'LL NEVER REPLACE HOT TEARS OF SHAME!!! NEEEEEEVEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also... I'd like to say the whole concept of jubblie pads is weird... Except I'm starting to wonder if an ergonomic mouse pad would help wrist... XD

GenRedLeader

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KeroseneClimax — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 03:01:50 MST

@Black-Dog-Howls: Ah, a G Gundam reference. The foolishness of that show in no way deterred the fun it brought; much like DBZ. Good times.

KeroseneClimax

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Dudemeister — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:59:37 MST

Ok, those hands just creeped me out.

Dudemeister

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Sauce — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:52:03 MST

Ah. Tamaki is just so HEALTHY.
Maxiumum Risky, indeed.

Sauce

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cheez — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:50:58 MST

"Jubblies" is such a great word. I think it should be revived as a standard Kotaku tag.

cheez

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Black-Dog-Howls — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:39:36 MST

I wonder if it'd be considered cheating if I started using those during Company of Heroes or TF2 games.

"This hand of my is burning red, these jubblies tell me to defeat you!!"

"Shining JUBBLIES!!!!!!!"

Black-Dog-Howls

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Shin-Kaiser — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:39:26 MST

Those hands look a bit grubby

Shin-Kaiser

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tobi72 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:33:16 MST

Wow, beautiful hands, really!

tobi72

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Rockbot — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:31:37 MST

I have tried with something similar but my girlfriend got tired of laying half on the computer desk. But while it worked it was ergonomically sound.

Rockbot

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GeneralFBDZ — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:31:03 MST

@gamadaya: No. But only because I've never heard of mouse periods.

GeneralFBDZ

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zomgfruitbunnies — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:30:53 MST

Symmetrical docking!

zomgfruitbunnies

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gamadaya — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:25:08 MST

@Brian Ashcraft:
Probably not...

Still, are these things actually comfortable? I mean, has anyone tried them. And by tried them, I don't mean fondled. I mean tried using them as actual mouse pads.

gamadaya

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GranzonTotoro — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:24:24 MST

I wish those were my hands.

GranzonTotoro

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Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:22:34 MST

@NiGHTSSTUDiO:
No. Are they yours?

Brian Ashcraft

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slackjawed — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:20:07 MST

what a brilliant idea. if i was still single, living alone, and 20 i would be all over those. for the prevention of carpal tunnel, of course.

slackjawed

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NiGHTSSTUDiO — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:17:30 MST

Are those your hands?

NiGHTSSTUDiO