Nintendo, Won't You Be My Valentine? - Kotaku Comments

Nintendo, Won't You Be My Valentine?

WillW — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:21:28 MST

WillW

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Kovitlac — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:10:25 MST

I think I'm going to be sick..

Kovitlac

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guy_jin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:42:37 MST

I'd rather have TurboGrafx-themed valentines. As in "hey baby, will you Bonk me?!"

guy_jin

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Evil Tortie's Mom — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:33:40 MST

@Doomstink: You forgot anyone who saw the trailer and the ads for it.

Evil Tortie's Mom

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Darthvinder — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:29:58 MST

Mario is so whipped. I feel sorry for the guy.

Darthvinder

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pikachumariachi — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:28:12 MST

I like the VG Catz Pokemon one "Heart was sent to Bill's PC"

pikachumariachi

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Doomstink — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:27:30 MST

"What potential lover can resist a good "bee" pun?"

Any one who has seen "Bee Movie" is sick of bee puns. The only "jokes" in that movie were bee puns. Ugh.

Doomstink

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thisbeatisbadass — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:41:54 MST

even better than the choo choo choose me with the picture of a train.

thisbeatisbadass

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King Seafoam — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:16:22 MST

That Bee card makes me wana rip my clothes off'

King Seafoam

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Mezodon — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:54:36 MST

@ShirtNinja: I only clicked on this post to see how long it'd take to see that... seven comments.

Mezodon

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Levoduction — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:46:00 MST

I think there's a huge omission from the choice of game-related Valentines. I mean, y'know, there was that 'cube' thing that got all popular a while ago. The one with the hearts on the side?

Levoduction

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eugaet — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:38:40 MST

Actually, the idea for the Kirby VGCats card originated w/ Shawn Handyside @ Stacatto Comic...Scott @ VGCats said as much when it came out last year.

[www.vgcats.com]

Just sayin'.

eugaet

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Gouki4u — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:49:09 MST

@NateN: But beekeepers can't flirt!

Also that card is third grade lame.

Gouki4u

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Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:48:49 MST

The VGCats Pokemon one should have found a way to sneak, “It's super effective!” in.

Torgen got his apology faceplate but not his fixed GH3 disc

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SuperMaxZero — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:25:18 MST

Lame. I saw way cooler viudeo ganme cards on a VGCats comic. Especially the Kirby-shaped one that says "I want you inside me". That would be an awesome real Valentine's day card.

SuperMaxZero

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Deadeyereborn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:23:24 MST

@Erwin: Its burns us!

Deadeyereborn

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NateN — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:21:28 MST

Completely random yet related sidenote: Did you know St. Valentine is the patron saint of Beekeepers?
[en.wikipedia.org]

@Pezdispenser: I liked the Phoenix Wright one so much I decided to make it mine for the Valentine's day holiday. :-P

NateN

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Erwin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:19:38 MST

@Pezdispenser: Some of those are hilarious (AFFECTION!), but Kirby, good lord no...
Who wants to send that one to Kirbytheslayer?

Erwin

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Nintenboy01 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:15:21 MST

@Pezdispenser: I didn't know Kirby was so promiscuous...

Nintenboy01

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deathsyth8888 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:15:06 MST

@Pezdispenser: I guess I posted to late :(

deathsyth8888

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deathsyth8888 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:13:47 MST

VGcats has some really good game related valentine cards like Solid Snake, Link, Metroid, Kirby to name a few. I love the kirby one the best.

deathsyth8888

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Erwin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:13:23 MST

@Strangelove: @Gray665: *joins in*
My bee's breath smells like bee food... Dammit. I've got nothing.
@Deadeyereborn: I love bad puns, but this is Reality Check bad: [www.comics.com]

Erwin

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juliopalio — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:13:05 MST

my girlfriend made me a bee mario card for christmas that was way classier than those! For a start it actually looked like bee mario.

juliopalio

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Setzer IIDX — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:12:17 MST

@geekgrrl: And the beauty is it doesn't matter which gender gives it to which. It's just absolutely awesomeness either way. =D

On a side note, either Firefox's spellcheck recognizes awesomeness as a real word or awesomeness IS a real word. Either way, I'm happy. Woo!

Setzer IIDX

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geekgrrl — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:10:37 MST

@Setzer IIDX: holy crap is that disturbing.

geekgrrl

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geekgrrl — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:08:49 MST

those are pretty bad. if i got one of these from an admirer i'd have to give him/her -1...

geekgrrl

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Pezdispenser — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:08:05 MST

Personally, I think these are better: [www.vgcats.com]

FALCON KISS!

Pezdispenser

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Strangelove — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:07:42 MST

@Gray665:

Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers!

Strangelove

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DanteODiabo — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:06:39 MST

Mario is a lefty!! look at the left arm, I dont't think he's checkin the princess's pipes at all if ya get me.

DanteODiabo

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Setzer IIDX — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:06:15 MST

Nothing will EVER beat vgcats' Kirby valentine.

Setzer IIDX

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Acunia — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:05:40 MST

Oh god, i can't bee-live this... wait what did I just do? oh crap...

Acunia

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Doomstalk — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:03:57 MST

@Gray665: Let's bee friends.

Doomstalk

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Deadeyereborn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:03:03 MST

@ShirtNinja: *gasp*

Deadeyereborn

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Sparx — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:02:59 MST

Man, the princess must have a lot of trouble with her "pipes" to have around Mario all the time if you catch my drift ; )

Sparx

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DranzerKire — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:02:33 MST

The last one, "We Belong Together" missed such a great opportunity for replacing We with Wii. :/

DranzerKire

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ShirtNinja — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:00:30 MST

It says Bee and there's a picture of a Bee!

ShirtNinja

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Gray665 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:59:42 MST

Pikachu, I choo choo choose you!

Gray665

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Deadeyereborn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:57:04 MST

@Erwin: Go look at the website the other ones are waaaaay worse. Horrible puns for the win!

Deadeyereborn

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NotAZombie — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:56:57 MST

I can't wait to fly around in mah bee suit!

NotAZombie

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Erwin — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:56:03 MST

@JerrD74: What more is there to say? That's just awful.

Erwin

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Deadeyereborn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:52:48 MST

In before flood of terrible "wii valentines" jokes.

Deadeyereborn

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JerrD74: ..drawing a blank — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:51:45 MST

*facepalm*

JerrD74: ..drawing a blank